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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm:

@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
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Maintains :wyrimaps:, :reactphp:, a couple dozen asynchronous #PHP (:php8:+) packages, and destroyer of servers.

Hashtags: #php, #fedi22, #kubernetes, #reactphp, #devops, #opensource, #helm, #k8s

* tootfinder
* Demigod of #async #PHP programming

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Joined November 20, 2022
Website:
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us · Aug 01, 2026
Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm:
@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us

Maintains :wyrimaps:, :reactphp:, a couple dozen asynchronous #PHP (:php8:+) packages, and destroyer of servers. Hashtags: #php, #fedi22, #kubernetes, #reactphp, #devops, #opensource, #helm, #k8s * tootfinder * Demigod of #async #PHP programming

toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us

Best Best Before Date I've ever seen on a beer bottle:

#beer #heat #death #universe #heatDeathOfTheUniverse #bottle #BBD

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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us · Jul 31, 2026
Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm:
@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us

Maintains :wyrimaps:, :reactphp:, a couple dozen asynchronous #PHP (:php8:+) packages, and destroyer of servers. Hashtags: #php, #fedi22, #kubernetes, #reactphp, #devops, #opensource, #helm, #k8s * tootfinder * Demigod of #async #PHP programming

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That random junk file to you is a mystery needing to be solved for an LLM: #AI #LLM #junk #code
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us · Jul 26, 2026
Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm:
@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us

Maintains :wyrimaps:, :reactphp:, a couple dozen asynchronous #PHP (:php8:+) packages, and destroyer of servers. Hashtags: #php, #fedi22, #kubernetes, #reactphp, #devops, #opensource, #helm, #k8s * tootfinder * Demigod of #async #PHP programming

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Replying to @Dany@hsnl.social
@Dany@hsnl.social weirdly enough I found out after getting back from the gym. 🫂
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us · Jul 23, 2026
Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm:
@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us

Maintains :wyrimaps:, :reactphp:, a couple dozen asynchronous #PHP (:php8:+) packages, and destroyer of servers. Hashtags: #php, #fedi22, #kubernetes, #reactphp, #devops, #opensource, #helm, #k8s * tootfinder * Demigod of #async #PHP programming

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Replying to @bjoern@social.sengotta.net
@bjoern@social.sengotta.net @homelab@fedigroups.social Self hosted Renovate on GitHub Actions on self-hosted runners
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us · Jul 13, 2026
Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm:
@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us

Maintains :wyrimaps:, :reactphp:, a couple dozen asynchronous #PHP (:php8:+) packages, and destroyer of servers. Hashtags: #php, #fedi22, #kubernetes, #reactphp, #devops, #opensource, #helm, #k8s * tootfinder * Demigod of #async #PHP programming

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Replying to @kboyd@phpc.social
@kboyd@phpc.social it's never too late
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us · Jul 12, 2026
Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm:
@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us

Maintains :wyrimaps:, :reactphp:, a couple dozen asynchronous #PHP (:php8:+) packages, and destroyer of servers. Hashtags: #php, #fedi22, #kubernetes, #reactphp, #devops, #opensource, #helm, #k8s * tootfinder * Demigod of #async #PHP programming

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Lightsaber loading #LEGO #ligtsaber #AhsokaTano #glowinthedark
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us · Jul 10, 2026
Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm:
@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us

Maintains :wyrimaps:, :reactphp:, a couple dozen asynchronous #PHP (:php8:+) packages, and destroyer of servers. Hashtags: #php, #fedi22, #kubernetes, #reactphp, #devops, #opensource, #helm, #k8s * tootfinder * Demigod of #async #PHP programming

toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
Replying to @mwop@phpc.social
@mwop@phpc.social @erikaheidi@fosstodon.org seen them, near a snack bar, glide in behind a cyclist eating icecream; poking the cyclist in the back of his head spooking him and dropping the icecream. Seagull turns back to eat the dropped icecream, probably for the second or more times that day.
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us · Jul 05, 2026
Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm:
@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us

Maintains :wyrimaps:, :reactphp:, a couple dozen asynchronous #PHP (:php8:+) packages, and destroyer of servers. Hashtags: #php, #fedi22, #kubernetes, #reactphp, #devops, #opensource, #helm, #k8s * tootfinder * Demigod of #async #PHP programming

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Replying to @rob_erwt@mastodon.nl
@rob_erwt@mastodon.nl fair, but they don't have it yet. So they either get it now and yeet it to Schiphol, and process it in time to be delivered tomorrow. Or it will arrive later this week, which is perfectly fine. I just wish they would stop actively lying about it. Because every single time I get something through UPS it spends 36 hours at Schiphol before being delivered.
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us · Jul 05, 2026
Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm:
@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us

Maintains :wyrimaps:, :reactphp:, a couple dozen asynchronous #PHP (:php8:+) packages, and destroyer of servers. Hashtags: #php, #fedi22, #kubernetes, #reactphp, #devops, #opensource, #helm, #k8s * tootfinder * Demigod of #async #PHP programming

toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
UPS: We'll be delivering your package tomorrow. Me: Cool, so you got it? UPS: No, but we will deliver your package tomorrow. Me: The package is still in a different country, you won't get it across Europe in time to get it here tomorrow. UPS: See you tomorrow 👋 #UPS #parcels #shipping #packages
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us · Jun 30, 2026
Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm:
@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us

Maintains :wyrimaps:, :reactphp:, a couple dozen asynchronous #PHP (:php8:+) packages, and destroyer of servers. Hashtags: #php, #fedi22, #kubernetes, #reactphp, #devops, #opensource, #helm, #k8s * tootfinder * Demigod of #async #PHP programming

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Replying to @brunty@brunty.social
@brunty@brunty.social Looks good! Is it as good as the OG kickstarter one?
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us · Jun 30, 2026
Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm:
@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us

Maintains :wyrimaps:, :reactphp:, a couple dozen asynchronous #PHP (:php8:+) packages, and destroyer of servers. Hashtags: #php, #fedi22, #kubernetes, #reactphp, #devops, #opensource, #helm, #k8s * tootfinder * Demigod of #async #PHP programming

toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us

Did some work on the @reactphp@phpc.social PSR-7 v2 PR to reduce the visual diff. Managed to shave off over 4K lines in the diff, and updated clue/http-proxy-react to address a blocker.

Still, by far not my best work, but this will unlock PSR-7 V2 for ReactPHP/HTTP: https://github.com/reactphp/http/pull/549

#ReactPHP #PHP #HTTP #PSR7

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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us · May 24, 2026
Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm:
@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us

Maintains :wyrimaps:, :reactphp:, a couple dozen asynchronous #PHP (:php8:+) packages, and destroyer of servers. Hashtags: #php, #fedi22, #kubernetes, #reactphp, #devops, #opensource, #helm, #k8s * tootfinder * Demigod of #async #PHP programming

toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us

Oops:

#GitHubActions #CI #Actions

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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us · May 05, 2026
Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm:
@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us

Maintains :wyrimaps:, :reactphp:, a couple dozen asynchronous #PHP (:php8:+) packages, and destroyer of servers. Hashtags: #php, #fedi22, #kubernetes, #reactphp, #devops, #opensource, #helm, #k8s * tootfinder * Demigod of #async #PHP programming

toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
Replying to @linuxfiend@vmst.io
@linuxfiend@vmst.io @sjvn@mastodon.social if it's been up for 10 years you're fine
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us · May 04, 2026
Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm:
@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us

Maintains :wyrimaps:, :reactphp:, a couple dozen asynchronous #PHP (:php8:+) packages, and destroyer of servers. Hashtags: #php, #fedi22, #kubernetes, #reactphp, #devops, #opensource, #helm, #k8s * tootfinder * Demigod of #async #PHP programming

toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
Replying to @alpinelinux@fosstodon.org
@alpinelinux@fosstodon.org welcome back 🎉
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us · Apr 08, 2026
Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm:
@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us

Maintains :wyrimaps:, :reactphp:, a couple dozen asynchronous #PHP (:php8:+) packages, and destroyer of servers. Hashtags: #php, #fedi22, #kubernetes, #reactphp, #devops, #opensource, #helm, #k8s * tootfinder * Demigod of #async #PHP programming

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Replying to @ramsey@phpc.social
@ramsey@phpc.social aye, because it's not code coming from an industrialised source
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us · Apr 08, 2026
Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm:
@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us

Maintains :wyrimaps:, :reactphp:, a couple dozen asynchronous #PHP (:php8:+) packages, and destroyer of servers. Hashtags: #php, #fedi22, #kubernetes, #reactphp, #devops, #opensource, #helm, #k8s * tootfinder * Demigod of #async #PHP programming

toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us

OH: You can start calling software organic if it's been made by humans only

#AI #OH #slop

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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us · Apr 07, 2026
Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm:
@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us

Maintains :wyrimaps:, :reactphp:, a couple dozen asynchronous #PHP (:php8:+) packages, and destroyer of servers. Hashtags: #php, #fedi22, #kubernetes, #reactphp, #devops, #opensource, #helm, #k8s * tootfinder * Demigod of #async #PHP programming

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Replying to @flowcontrol@phpc.social
@flowcontrol@phpc.social congratulations 🎊🎉!
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us · Jan 10, 2026
Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm:
@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us

Maintains :wyrimaps:, :reactphp:, a couple dozen asynchronous #PHP (:php8:+) packages, and destroyer of servers. Hashtags: #php, #fedi22, #kubernetes, #reactphp, #devops, #opensource, #helm, #k8s * tootfinder * Demigod of #async #PHP programming

toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
Replying to @xChaos@f.cz
@xChaos :sloppy:
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us · Oct 01, 2024
Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm:
@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us

Maintains :wyrimaps:, :reactphp:, a couple dozen asynchronous #PHP (:php8:+) packages, and destroyer of servers. Hashtags: #php, #fedi22, #kubernetes, #reactphp, #devops, #opensource, #helm, #k8s * tootfinder * Demigod of #async #PHP programming

toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
Replying to @GeeH@phpc.social
@GeeH@phpc.social @asgrim@phpc.social Ye ye I've heard that one before
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us · Jul 13, 2024
Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm:
@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us

Maintains :wyrimaps:, :reactphp:, a couple dozen asynchronous #PHP (:php8:+) packages, and destroyer of servers. Hashtags: #php, #fedi22, #kubernetes, #reactphp, #devops, #opensource, #helm, #k8s * tootfinder * Demigod of #async #PHP programming

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Replying to @GeeH@phpc.social
@GeeH@phpc.social Bye.
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us · Jun 29, 2023
Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm:
@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us

Maintains :wyrimaps:, :reactphp:, a couple dozen asynchronous #PHP (:php8:+) packages, and destroyer of servers. Hashtags: #php, #fedi22, #kubernetes, #reactphp, #devops, #opensource, #helm, #k8s * tootfinder * Demigod of #async #PHP programming

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Replying to @ocramius@mastodon.social
@ocramius@mastodon.social 💚
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us · Apr 13, 2023
Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm:
@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us

Maintains :wyrimaps:, :reactphp:, a couple dozen asynchronous #PHP (:php8:+) packages, and destroyer of servers. Hashtags: #php, #fedi22, #kubernetes, #reactphp, #devops, #opensource, #helm, #k8s * tootfinder * Demigod of #async #PHP programming

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Replying to @cohomologyisFUN@mastodon.sdf.org
@cohomologyisFUN@mastodon.sdf.org @mac@jawns.club It would match my fundamental needs, not sure if it would meet my social needs. Never been in that position before. But in essence a co-working space is also an office, just not owned by the employer. Not sure, looking at WeWork's stock price it's not looking good for them.
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us · Apr 13, 2023
Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm:
@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us

Maintains :wyrimaps:, :reactphp:, a couple dozen asynchronous #PHP (:php8:+) packages, and destroyer of servers. Hashtags: #php, #fedi22, #kubernetes, #reactphp, #devops, #opensource, #helm, #k8s * tootfinder * Demigod of #async #PHP programming

toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
Replying to @lispi314@mastodon.top
@lispi314@mastodon.top @mac@jawns.club Any mandate to control where you work is wrong. Give employees the option to work from the office, go hybrid and alternate depending on their needs that day/week/month, or work remotely.
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us · Apr 12, 2023
Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm:
@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us

Maintains :wyrimaps:, :reactphp:, a couple dozen asynchronous #PHP (:php8:+) packages, and destroyer of servers. Hashtags: #php, #fedi22, #kubernetes, #reactphp, #devops, #opensource, #helm, #k8s * tootfinder * Demigod of #async #PHP programming

toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
Replying to @ToddVierling@tech.lgbt
@ToddVierling@tech.lgbt @Mabande@mastodon.social @mac@jawns.club Love that view
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us · Apr 12, 2023
Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm:
@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us

Maintains :wyrimaps:, :reactphp:, a couple dozen asynchronous #PHP (:php8:+) packages, and destroyer of servers. Hashtags: #php, #fedi22, #kubernetes, #reactphp, #devops, #opensource, #helm, #k8s * tootfinder * Demigod of #async #PHP programming

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Replying to @mac@jawns.club
@Mabande@mastodon.social @mac@jawns.club they need a job where that is the situation. While I would love to have more people in the office. My believe that you should work where you work best, office, WFH, train, beach, park bench, is a lot stronger. Zoom and such tire me out a lot more than in person pairings. But when that isn't possible we'll figure something out and I block my calendar to decompress afterwards. Not that it matters as my current team is NA east coast while I'm in Amsterdam
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us · Apr 12, 2023
Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm:
@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us

Maintains :wyrimaps:, :reactphp:, a couple dozen asynchronous #PHP (:php8:+) packages, and destroyer of servers. Hashtags: #php, #fedi22, #kubernetes, #reactphp, #devops, #opensource, #helm, #k8s * tootfinder * Demigod of #async #PHP programming

toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
Replying to @bobmagicii@phpc.social
@bobmagicii@phpc.social @Mabande@mastodon.social @mac@jawns.club that's a long flight from SFO to AMS for the board to make every day 😜
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us · Apr 12, 2023
Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm:
@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us

Maintains :wyrimaps:, :reactphp:, a couple dozen asynchronous #PHP (:php8:+) packages, and destroyer of servers. Hashtags: #php, #fedi22, #kubernetes, #reactphp, #devops, #opensource, #helm, #k8s * tootfinder * Demigod of #async #PHP programming

toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
Replying to @mac@jawns.club
@mac@jawns.club Exactly! In the same way that "return to office" isn't just control freak bosses/managers. It's also people "that need it for structure", people "that need people around them", people "that need a clear separation between home and work life".
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us · Dec 25, 2022
Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm:
@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us

Maintains :wyrimaps:, :reactphp:, a couple dozen asynchronous #PHP (:php8:+) packages, and destroyer of servers. Hashtags: #php, #fedi22, #kubernetes, #reactphp, #devops, #opensource, #helm, #k8s * tootfinder * Demigod of #async #PHP programming

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Replying to @kevindees@phpc.social
@kevindees@phpc.social @ramsey@mastodon.social Same now that I notice the timestamp on that toot 😂
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us · Dec 25, 2022
Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm:
@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us

Maintains :wyrimaps:, :reactphp:, a couple dozen asynchronous #PHP (:php8:+) packages, and destroyer of servers. Hashtags: #php, #fedi22, #kubernetes, #reactphp, #devops, #opensource, #helm, #k8s * tootfinder * Demigod of #async #PHP programming

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Replying to @ramsey@mastodon.social
@ramsey@mastodon.social toot toot!
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