Launching the Fat Earth Conspiracy:
The world's actually triple the size that we've been led to believe!
Now you may ask "Why triple?" Because all of the evidence!
And you might wonder "What evidence?" The one you choose to ignore!
But if you ask "Where you can find it?" Do your own research!
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Apr 08, 2026
@fesshole this fess will repeat itself in 60–80 years with the boss escaping the US.
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Apr 07, 2026
RE: @neuronakaya@mastodon.social
Den här fick mig att börja fundera på var man får parkera sin häst om man rider den in till stan.
Får man lämna den obevakad utanför snabbköpet eller bion?
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Apr 05, 2026
@Karolina @waspfactory Hade inte hört talas om påskbalkongen tidigare, så dubbelt glad nu :)
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Apr 05, 2026
@Karolina @waspfactory Ha! Såg nån rubrik häromdagen i som med att "det ökända påskpyntet är tillbaka på balkongen", kul att se att det inte bara var en tidningsanka 😁
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Apr 05, 2026
@MarkAssPandi @rysiek The apps one is kinda strange though. Half of it's kinda valid ("no one knows how many instances there are and there's no list"), but just the fact that there's more apps than the official one? That's just weird (and deliberately forgetting the plethora of twitter apps there used to be before they shut that possibility down).
(Edit: autocorrect)
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Apr 01, 2026
@Brad_Rosenheim Easy: just freeze them with liquid nitrogen ;)
Good kid, excellent prank!
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Mar 31, 2026
@can Also (if my noob butt didn't mishandle things)
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Mar 26, 2026
Det de flesta punkterna i dokumentet handlade rent konkret om sånt här: https://www.do.se/om-do/vad-arbetar-do-med/regeringsuppdrag/utveckla-och-sprida-kunskap-om-afrosvenska-elevers-utsatthet-for-rasism-och-diskriminering-i-skolan
Riktigt farliga och hemska reparations.
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Mar 26, 2026
Sweden and the rest of the EU abstained from recognizing the Maafa as a crime against humanity on the grounds that (in the words of the US) they don't "recognize the legal right to reparation for historical wrongs that were not [internationally] illegal at the time they occurred".
https://press.un.org/en/2026/ga12755.doc.htm
Meanwhile, Sweden's current regime wants to deport people by implementing a law to retroactively punish them for petty crime or just not being assimilated into "Swedishness".
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Mar 25, 2026
@corbden Very contrived, very elaborate, very groanable!
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Mar 22, 2026
Okay, dear DIYers, I'm gonna need your help here: is there anything fun/useful you can do with a "big bag"?
I had a delivery of gravel and now the bag's empty.
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Mar 22, 2026
@NAB @peterbrown Why anonymise the school?
- Because “Emily” is afraid of being targeted.
Why no other mention of this?
- Because it’s the first time she talks about it.
The claims are verified by the SLG who’s seen the supporting evidence. It’s all in the article.
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Mar 14, 2026
@mikaellundin @Richard_Littler oof! They've found the golden spot of extraction 😣
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