Farce Majeure

@kernellogger@hachyderm.io lol okay so I had to check, and the first page of the memory models section in the SPARC v9 book talks about having to support TSO for compatibility.

@kernellogger@hachyderm.io I feel like I've seen this same thing over and over for the last thirty years.

The anti-housing people sending me flyers in the mail claim one place is "mostly studios; 80% luxury". I don't think I've ever seen anything I'd call a Luxury (393sqft) Studio... Also the filed plans have 8 studio, 20 one bedroom, and 6 two bedroom units. It looks decent for small apartments.

@adamw@fosstodon.org I think it means "the construction is nicer than my century-old house down the block". Worth noting that they can't really easily airbnb-these - Cambridge has a rule that basically says you have to live next door if you have a majority-STR property, which I think in this case means you'd have to live in the building.

Today in being forced to use LLMs because "vulnerability" disclosures have been produced by them: no version numbers or git revisions anywherethe reports are malformed markdown which has then been filed into a jira ticket which doesn't accept markdown anywayMany of the CVSS scores look like: "CVSS:3.1/AV/AC:L/..." where it should be "AV:L", but the bot, which again only knows statistically what a CVSS score looks like, is generating gibberish.the diffs for "suggested fixes" have been generated by something that doesn't actually know anything about how diffs are formed, either in terms of process or meaningfully in structure:they're missing file names, line numbers, and function namesall leading whitespace, including after "-" or "+" line markers, is missingin some of the diffs, hyphens (especially for delete lines) are just missing? But sometimes "--" has been combined to "—" I want my money back.

@Kevin@doyle.boston @adamw@fosstodon.org especially since... like it's not like you can't see any apartment buildings from 406 Broadway. There's a row of them across the street. I do wonder why 405 is blurred out on street view.

@SnoopJ@hachyderm.io it's there to remind you where cars shouldn't be.

@knizer@toot.boston someone posted this earlier: https://jasminedevv.github.io/AQI2cigarettes/

@badsamurai@infosec.exchange @cR0w@infosec.exchange except that the "victim" here looks very likely to have agreed to be in on it.

@frenshape@beige.party @mattblaze@federate.social nine fives is where the real difficulty lies.

@glyph@mastodon.social @SnoopJ@hachyderm.io I've wanted this feature so badly for years :(

Saw The Odyssey. Without spoiling anything, what I'll say is that if you film in 70mm and do a lot of wide open night closeup shots, you're gonna have a bunch of shots of faces that are halfway out of focus.

@SnoopJ@hachyderm.io what does a tv tuned to a dead channel even look like with ATSC?

@SnoopJ@hachyderm.io @corgidad@c7.io yeah, that was my big issue shooting from Charlestown as well.

@ljs@mastodonapp.uk where's the new gig?

@penguin42@mastodon.org.uk @yrabbit@mastodon.sdf.org iirc it's slightly crazier than that - it's not symmetric. it fits either way, but different pins attach in a different order (the standard length thing basically) and the pin definitions are more or less negotiated after insertion.

It's August, so I've said a thing about Secure Boot over here: https://blog.uncooperative.org/uefi/secure%20boot/linux/shim/2026/08/03/shim-info.html

@bytex64@awesome.garden @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social 80 words in the first verse of "the star spangled banner"...

@jzb@hachyderm.io I think the receipts are primarily a part of their loss prevention strategy for self checkout. I.e. the weirdo watching people check out is looking for the motion of it printing, maybe of you pulling it off, maybe of throwing it away.

@SnoopJ@hachyderm.io I saw ALIENS there some years ago. Just about tried to climb up over the back of my chair in the infirmary scene.

@swachter@toot.boston @SnoopJ@hachyderm.io yeah, this whole thing where she pretended there's no history here doesn't work for me.

@jered@metasocial.com mostly not, though.

@azonenberg@ioc.exchange but it only has one?

@SnoopJ@hachyderm.io @corgidad@c7.io yeah, maybe. Liking your backlit shot though.

@never_released@mastodon.social with a 2007(!) manufacture date, nonetheless. I wonder why.

@buherator@infosec.place sadly it's the other way around ;)

@spacerog@mastodon.social @matthegap@chaos.social But like what I said before, if you don't know that "responsible disclosure" might be a compound noun that means a specific thing, and instead (fairly reasonably) read "responsible" as an adjective, then it doesn't necessarily imply that to the speaker.

@lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org which one was most fun?

@occult@vox.ominous.net that is not the Red Line.

@ariadne@social.treehouse.systems But Ariadne, if you're maintaining Critical Infrastructure you could be eligible for a Governing Board nomination! Who comes up with this shit?

@SRAZKVT@tech.lgbt @argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org @ariadne@social.treehouse.systems believe it or not, Fedora is still a community distro. In any case we don't really need to speculate about all the things LF could do.

@mattdm@hachyderm.io @jzb@hachyderm.io surely medieval manuscript snails?

@zwol@hackers.town you can literally make an isofs with completely different contents based on if you read as big endian or little - which in no way is guaranteed to match what order your hardware is using for registers or whatever.

@crschmidt.net Plus the promise of a study where there was already a plan that's been cast aside.

@SnoopJ@hachyderm.io yeah, the first one is a great suspense movie. The second one is the best Vietnam War period piece from a whole generation of directors who all made one.

@spacerog@mastodon.social I suspect if you're not neck-deep in the subject, "responsible" sounds like what you're being if you coordinate.

@xabean@infosec.exchange @MrsMouse@social.dsmouse.net and it's not the service I want, either. What I want is for them to filter out the things they wouldn't deliver if I put a mail hold on.

@gangrif@social.undrground.org you'd think maybe they could hold some sort of benefit concert or something, but nope.

@jzb@hachyderm.io Good news, everyone! Oracle layoffs this quarter are only two thirds of last quarter! Hrm, wait sec...

@glyph@mastodon.social also when the whole centos stream thing happened, he told a lot of straight up lies to stir the pot.

@adamw@fosstodon.org they're not. they're just new.

It is nasty out there in Camberville. Biked two miles home and I smell like I light my house with coal.

@niconiconi@mk.absturztau.be Finally, Alice and Bob got a room together.

@zwol@hackers.town oh hey, I've seen iso9660: both byte orders simultaneously with no plan for if they differ

@cks@mastodon.social I've been using https://crates.io/crates/alacritty for a while. It's working fine, though I'm not doing anything particularly stressful I don't think.

@falcennial@mastodon.social only half out of focus...

@dalias@hachyderm.io @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social @aharper@mstdn.social @mattdm@hachyderm.io While I agree that in many circumstances bollards are great, and we definitely under-use them here in the USA, if your go-to for cars hitting houses and businesses is bollards, you may be over-focusing on a specific solution. In general "design streets for safer outcomes" is right though - just there are lots of other ways to make streets safer that we often don't utilize, and in many cases bollards too are far later than the appropriate intervention. You might also have more in common with Oscar Newman than you're comfortable with.

@azonenberg@ioc.exchange sort of ignores how cdma intends to have this relationship with the noise floor and Manchester doesn't have that vocabulary.