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Gentleman Programmer

@sjjh@hachyderm.io
mastodon 4.6.6
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Old software developer and occasional jigsaw solver

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Joined March 05, 2023

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Gentleman Programmer @sjjh@hachyderm.io · Aug 04, 2026
Gentleman Programmer
@sjjh@hachyderm.io

Old software developer and occasional jigsaw solver

hachyderm.io
Replying to @NormanDunbar@mastodon.scot
@NormanDunbar@mastodon.scot @DoubleTreble@cupoftea.social One day a month I log in to my banks, savings, insurance, trade union, and whatever, and update all my computers. It's called the Monthly Day Of Crap (MDOC). It's today.
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Gentleman Programmer @sjjh@hachyderm.io · Jul 23, 2026
Gentleman Programmer
@sjjh@hachyderm.io

Old software developer and occasional jigsaw solver

hachyderm.io
Replying to @aceofcosmicspace@lgbtqia.space
@aceofcosmicspace@lgbtqia.space
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Gentleman Programmer @sjjh@hachyderm.io · Jul 21, 2026
Gentleman Programmer
@sjjh@hachyderm.io

Old software developer and occasional jigsaw solver

hachyderm.io
Replying to @nixCraft@mastodon.social
@nixCraft@mastodon.social "Great job on the safe landing champ!"
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Gentleman Programmer @sjjh@hachyderm.io · Jul 12, 2026
Gentleman Programmer
@sjjh@hachyderm.io

Old software developer and occasional jigsaw solver

hachyderm.io
Replying to @apenkop@mstdn.social
@apenkop@mstdn.social @RandamuMaki@mstdn.social @ChrisMayLA6@mastodon.me.uk Binface is a satirist, Jonathan David Harvey. As such their arguments and policies are that Farage shouldn't be an MP. I think we can all trust and get behind that.
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Gentleman Programmer @sjjh@hachyderm.io · Jul 09, 2026
Gentleman Programmer
@sjjh@hachyderm.io

Old software developer and occasional jigsaw solver

hachyderm.io
Replying to @nikolaihampton@infosec.exchange
@nikolaihampton@infosec.exchange So, water and oil in the pot?
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Gentleman Programmer @sjjh@hachyderm.io · Jun 27, 2026
Gentleman Programmer
@sjjh@hachyderm.io

Old software developer and occasional jigsaw solver

hachyderm.io
Replying to @bert_hubert@eupolicy.social
@bert_hubert@eupolicy.social Expect more trolling too, yikes
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Gentleman Programmer @sjjh@hachyderm.io · Jun 16, 2026
Gentleman Programmer
@sjjh@hachyderm.io

Old software developer and occasional jigsaw solver

hachyderm.io
Replying to @Nickiquote@mstdn.social
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social A couple of years ago I was at a fancy sport resort for a conference. This sign was on the gate to the pool.
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Gentleman Programmer @sjjh@hachyderm.io · Jun 07, 2026
Gentleman Programmer
@sjjh@hachyderm.io

Old software developer and occasional jigsaw solver

hachyderm.io
Replying to @purple@tech.lgbt
@purple@tech.lgbt @bransonturner@mastodon.social @Laurenlookslost@ohai.social Although that was in the new Will & Grace
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Gentleman Programmer @sjjh@hachyderm.io · Jun 07, 2026
Gentleman Programmer
@sjjh@hachyderm.io

Old software developer and occasional jigsaw solver

hachyderm.io
Replying to @bransonturner@mastodon.social
@bransonturner@mastodon.social @purple@tech.lgbt @Laurenlookslost@ohai.social If memory serves, only one Village People was Actually Gay Wait, is that what the middle AG in MAGA stands for?
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Gentleman Programmer @sjjh@hachyderm.io · May 03, 2026
Gentleman Programmer
@sjjh@hachyderm.io

Old software developer and occasional jigsaw solver

hachyderm.io

Good news.
"The House of Lords (Hereditary Peers) Act 2026 ... removed all remaining hereditary peers from the House of Lords on 29 April 2026."

I somehow missed that, maybe because it wasn't reported by news media. We still have bishops in government though.

"Numerous members of the House of Lords have said that other elements of Lords reform should be prioritised, such as the abolition of the Lords Spiritual, pointing out that the only other sovereign state where clerics are automatically granted a legislative seat is Iran."

House of Lords (Hereditary Peers) Act 2026
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Lords_%28Hereditary_Peers%29_Act_2026?wprov=sfla1

#ukpol #LordsReform

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Gentleman Programmer @sjjh@hachyderm.io · May 02, 2026
Gentleman Programmer
@sjjh@hachyderm.io

Old software developer and occasional jigsaw solver

hachyderm.io
Replying to @Nickiquote@mstdn.social
@Nickiquote I've heard that it's supposed to be a single slice of buttered bread, folded over the chips
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Gentleman Programmer @sjjh@hachyderm.io · May 02, 2026
Gentleman Programmer
@sjjh@hachyderm.io

Old software developer and occasional jigsaw solver

hachyderm.io

Who is Freddy Verse, the sidekick of John Mastodon?
#johnmastodon

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Gentleman Programmer @sjjh@hachyderm.io · May 01, 2026
Gentleman Programmer
@sjjh@hachyderm.io

Old software developer and occasional jigsaw solver

hachyderm.io

Seems like an HTML div with display:grid cannot be suppressed by using the 'hidden' attribute.
#html #css

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Gentleman Programmer @sjjh@hachyderm.io · Apr 30, 2026
Gentleman Programmer
@sjjh@hachyderm.io

Old software developer and occasional jigsaw solver

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Nobody in the media or in government is able to connect the actions of Israel with a rise in anti-Semitism.
#ukpol

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Gentleman Programmer @sjjh@hachyderm.io · Apr 08, 2026
Gentleman Programmer
@sjjh@hachyderm.io

Old software developer and occasional jigsaw solver

hachyderm.io
Replying to @bodil@social.treehouse.systems
@bodil Happy Ding Dong Day to all who celebrate #dingdong #thatcher https://youtu.be/8vXR5gjRMPk?si=Rpm6LXT8qnkz4Gdf
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Gentleman Programmer @sjjh@hachyderm.io · Apr 08, 2026
Gentleman Programmer
@sjjh@hachyderm.io

Old software developer and occasional jigsaw solver

hachyderm.io
Replying to @TimWardCam@c.im
@TimWardCam@c.im @cstross@wandering.shop Happy Ding Dong Day to all who celebrate #dingdong #thatcher https://youtu.be/8vXR5gjRMPk?si=Rpm6LXT8qnkz4Gdf
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Gentleman Programmer @sjjh@hachyderm.io · Apr 07, 2026
Gentleman Programmer
@sjjh@hachyderm.io

Old software developer and occasional jigsaw solver

hachyderm.io
Replying to @DarkMatterZine@mastodon.social
@DarkMatterZine @evacide Kind of like the Naughty Step
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Gentleman Programmer @sjjh@hachyderm.io · Apr 06, 2026
Gentleman Programmer
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Old software developer and occasional jigsaw solver

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Replying to @hannah@posts.rat.pictures
@hannah The word "traditional" should be deleted
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Gentleman Programmer @sjjh@hachyderm.io · Mar 31, 2026
Gentleman Programmer
@sjjh@hachyderm.io

Old software developer and occasional jigsaw solver

hachyderm.io
Replying to @ncdominie@mastodon.scot
@ncdominie Cancel Print Job is a lie
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Gentleman Programmer @sjjh@hachyderm.io · Mar 25, 2026
Gentleman Programmer
@sjjh@hachyderm.io

Old software developer and occasional jigsaw solver

hachyderm.io
Replying to @Daojoan@mastodon.social
@Daojoan@mastodon.social See also mobile network providers and smartphones and laptops
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Gentleman Programmer @sjjh@hachyderm.io · Mar 19, 2026
Gentleman Programmer
@sjjh@hachyderm.io

Old software developer and occasional jigsaw solver

hachyderm.io
Replying to @Lana@beige.party
@Lana@beige.party RD Laing's daughter asked this question. Can God kill God? It's in Laing's book Conversations With Children. Explaining gay seems easy by comparison.
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Gentleman Programmer @sjjh@hachyderm.io · Mar 09, 2026
Gentleman Programmer
@sjjh@hachyderm.io

Old software developer and occasional jigsaw solver

hachyderm.io
Replying to @james@bne.social
@james @malwaretech Obliquely, they do accept cash which I guess would be anonymous. https://proton.me/support/payment-options#cash
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Gentleman Programmer @sjjh@hachyderm.io · Mar 06, 2026
Gentleman Programmer
@sjjh@hachyderm.io

Old software developer and occasional jigsaw solver

hachyderm.io
Replying to @fedilore@mastodon.social

@fedilore@mastodon.social @taylor@social.axfive.net Thank you for the link. It says this.

backup archives are stored without a direct link to a specific backup payment or Signal user account.

It doesn't seem to be specific about how the payment details are separated from the Signal user account though. Maybe they use the anonymous credentials mentioned here. https://signal.org/blog/signal-private-group-system/

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Gentleman Programmer @sjjh@hachyderm.io · Mar 06, 2026
Gentleman Programmer
@sjjh@hachyderm.io

Old software developer and occasional jigsaw solver

hachyderm.io
Replying to @fedilore@mastodon.social

@fedilore@mastodon.social @taylor@social.axfive.net Could it be like this.

  1. I enter my credit card details in Service One (S1).

  2. S1 generates and stores a secret account number, SAN in a table with the credit card details.

  3. S1 generates and stores a hash of SAN, HAN, and stores it separately as a paid account.

  4. S1 gives me HAN, and I enter it into Service Two (S2) which stores it with my email address.

S2 can now verify that the account is paid, by querying HAN. But there's no way to get SAN and the credit card details from the email address.

?

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Gentleman Programmer @sjjh@hachyderm.io · Mar 04, 2026
Gentleman Programmer
@sjjh@hachyderm.io

Old software developer and occasional jigsaw solver

hachyderm.io
Replying to @turi@social.vivaldi.net
@turi@social.vivaldi.net @penguin42@mastodon.org.uk For current work on Dasher see this website https://dasher.at/ I worked on the web version a few years ago. There's one or two proper AAC experts working on it too.
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Gentleman Programmer @sjjh@hachyderm.io · Mar 03, 2026
Gentleman Programmer
@sjjh@hachyderm.io

Old software developer and occasional jigsaw solver

hachyderm.io
Replying to @fraggle@social.coop

@fraggle@social.coop @bagder@mastodon.social @gruber@mastodon.social To me the following have different meanings.

  • runtime is a noun referring to, for example, a library that is embedded in a program.
  • run time means when the software is running, for example in contrast to build time.
  • run-time is an adjective form of run time.
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Gentleman Programmer @sjjh@hachyderm.io · Mar 03, 2026
Gentleman Programmer
@sjjh@hachyderm.io

Old software developer and occasional jigsaw solver

hachyderm.io
Replying to @bagder@mastodon.social
@bagder@mastodon.social @brynet@bsd.network @fraggle@social.coop @gruber@mastodon.social In my opinion it is good to use contractions to emphasise negativity. Otherwise you risk the reader missing the word not and misunderstanding the whole sentence.
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Gentleman Programmer @sjjh@hachyderm.io · Feb 22, 2026
Gentleman Programmer
@sjjh@hachyderm.io

Old software developer and occasional jigsaw solver

hachyderm.io
Replying to @jk@mastodon.social
@jk Software development has indeed become like speed dating
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Gentleman Programmer @sjjh@hachyderm.io · Dec 28, 2025
Gentleman Programmer
@sjjh@hachyderm.io

Old software developer and occasional jigsaw solver

hachyderm.io
Replying to @galacticstone@mastodon.social
@galacticstone@mastodon.social @johnefrancis@cosocial.ca Princess Michael of Kent if that counts? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Princess_Michael_of_Kent?wprov=sfla1
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Gentleman Programmer @sjjh@hachyderm.io · May 16, 2025
Gentleman Programmer
@sjjh@hachyderm.io

Old software developer and occasional jigsaw solver

hachyderm.io
Replying to @bagder@mastodon.social

@bagder@mastodon.social

Or perhaps they are all just too busy implementing the next AI feature we don’t want.

Maybe suggest they address this vulnerability with an AI solution?

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Gentleman Programmer @sjjh@hachyderm.io · Nov 17, 2024
Gentleman Programmer
@sjjh@hachyderm.io

Old software developer and occasional jigsaw solver

hachyderm.io
Replying to @liamvhogan@aus.social
@liamvhogan this reminds me of the time I tried the mouthwash in the gents at work
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