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Phogna Bologna

@bransonturner@mastodon.social
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🇺🇦🇵🇸🇲🇽 Protect children.

Profile photo is of Astronaut Dave Bowman reacting to [gestures at everything]

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Joined October 30, 2022

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Phogna Bologna @bransonturner@mastodon.social · Jul 29, 2026
Phogna Bologna
@bransonturner@mastodon.social

🇺🇦🇵🇸🇲🇽 Protect children. Profile photo is of Astronaut Dave Bowman reacting to [gestures at everything]

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Replying to @Yuki@xantronix.social
@Yuki@xantronix.social @xan@xantronix.social came here for this! Maybe at comic-con next year they'll have a human sized one you can stand in and get your picture taken as canned ham.
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Phogna Bologna @bransonturner@mastodon.social · Jul 29, 2026
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@bransonturner@mastodon.social

🇺🇦🇵🇸🇲🇽 Protect children. Profile photo is of Astronaut Dave Bowman reacting to [gestures at everything]

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Replying to @QasimRashid@mastodon.social
@QasimRashid@mastodon.social I read the text and scrolled down and thought, "wow that white murderer looks like Qasim--oh...." 🙃
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Phogna Bologna @bransonturner@mastodon.social · Jun 25, 2026
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@bransonturner@mastodon.social

🇺🇦🇵🇸🇲🇽 Protect children. Profile photo is of Astronaut Dave Bowman reacting to [gestures at everything]

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Replying to @Ashedryden@xoxo.zone
@Ashedryden@xoxo.zone if I ever start "keeping a list," it will be in my Enron accordion-fold address holder.
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Phogna Bologna @bransonturner@mastodon.social · Jun 08, 2026
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@bransonturner@mastodon.social

🇺🇦🇵🇸🇲🇽 Protect children. Profile photo is of Astronaut Dave Bowman reacting to [gestures at everything]

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#TheLowdown using #AI for their advertising. Not cool, #FX

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Phogna Bologna @bransonturner@mastodon.social · Jun 05, 2026
Phogna Bologna
@bransonturner@mastodon.social

🇺🇦🇵🇸🇲🇽 Protect children. Profile photo is of Astronaut Dave Bowman reacting to [gestures at everything]

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Replying to @purple@tech.lgbt
@purple@tech.lgbt @Laurenlookslost@ohai.social
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Phogna Bologna @bransonturner@mastodon.social · Jun 04, 2026
Phogna Bologna
@bransonturner@mastodon.social

🇺🇦🇵🇸🇲🇽 Protect children. Profile photo is of Astronaut Dave Bowman reacting to [gestures at everything]

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Replying to @Laurenlookslost@ohai.social
@Laurenlookslost@ohai.social Well, I'm a cop, but clearly the guys with me are a construction worker, a cowboy, and a motorcycle club rider.
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Phogna Bologna @bransonturner@mastodon.social · May 28, 2026
Phogna Bologna
@bransonturner@mastodon.social

🇺🇦🇵🇸🇲🇽 Protect children. Profile photo is of Astronaut Dave Bowman reacting to [gestures at everything]

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Replying to @mathewi@journa.host
@mathewi@journa.host in 2006, idiocracy primed us, but we thought we got better when we elected Obama
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Phogna Bologna @bransonturner@mastodon.social · Apr 30, 2026
Phogna Bologna
@bransonturner@mastodon.social

🇺🇦🇵🇸🇲🇽 Protect children. Profile photo is of Astronaut Dave Bowman reacting to [gestures at everything]

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Replying to @rooster@beige.party
@rooster@beige.party Ship of Jeseus?
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Phogna Bologna @bransonturner@mastodon.social · Apr 30, 2026
Phogna Bologna
@bransonturner@mastodon.social

🇺🇦🇵🇸🇲🇽 Protect children. Profile photo is of Astronaut Dave Bowman reacting to [gestures at everything]

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Replying to @benroyce@mastodon.social
@benroyce @adhdeanasl I just heard the story of ice cream being used as psyop warfare on Japanese POWs to show how much wealth and resources the US had in WW2. They had to be taught to eat it slowly because they thought the brain freeze was the result of poisoning.
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Phogna Bologna @bransonturner@mastodon.social · Apr 27, 2026
Phogna Bologna
@bransonturner@mastodon.social

🇺🇦🇵🇸🇲🇽 Protect children. Profile photo is of Astronaut Dave Bowman reacting to [gestures at everything]

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Replying to @OrdRadical@beige.party
@OrdRadical but will it stop...
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Phogna Bologna @bransonturner@mastodon.social · Apr 27, 2026
Phogna Bologna
@bransonturner@mastodon.social

🇺🇦🇵🇸🇲🇽 Protect children. Profile photo is of Astronaut Dave Bowman reacting to [gestures at everything]

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We all agree he wants the #ballroom bunker so he doesn't have to leave office, right?

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Phogna Bologna @bransonturner@mastodon.social · Apr 22, 2026
Phogna Bologna
@bransonturner@mastodon.social

🇺🇦🇵🇸🇲🇽 Protect children. Profile photo is of Astronaut Dave Bowman reacting to [gestures at everything]

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Replying to @RobSF@beige.party
@RobSF@beige.party the only person I will not accept cuffing their pants is James Bond. I just have a problem with it. (And don't be bringing Doctor No into it, that was the beach, goddammit)
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Phogna Bologna @bransonturner@mastodon.social · Apr 22, 2026
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@bransonturner@mastodon.social

🇺🇦🇵🇸🇲🇽 Protect children. Profile photo is of Astronaut Dave Bowman reacting to [gestures at everything]

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@linuxgal@techhub.social "whoa, nobody choosed anything!"

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🌈 ☯️Teresita🐧👭 (@linuxgal@techhub.social) - TechHub

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Phogna Bologna @bransonturner@mastodon.social · Apr 17, 2026
Phogna Bologna
@bransonturner@mastodon.social

🇺🇦🇵🇸🇲🇽 Protect children. Profile photo is of Astronaut Dave Bowman reacting to [gestures at everything]

mastodon.social

I've gone from "suspecting" to "certain" that being a #Navy #SEAL qualifies you to do nothing other than "Navy SEAL," and often not even that very well.

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Mastodon

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Phogna Bologna @bransonturner@mastodon.social · Apr 13, 2026
Phogna Bologna
@bransonturner@mastodon.social

🇺🇦🇵🇸🇲🇽 Protect children. Profile photo is of Astronaut Dave Bowman reacting to [gestures at everything]

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Replying to @aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place
@aeva the stale breadcrumbs and meat grease left at the end of the week. Oh wait, that's dressing.
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Phogna Bologna @bransonturner@mastodon.social · Apr 08, 2026
Phogna Bologna
@bransonturner@mastodon.social

🇺🇦🇵🇸🇲🇽 Protect children. Profile photo is of Astronaut Dave Bowman reacting to [gestures at everything]

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Replying to @TheConversationUS@newsie.social
@TheConversationUS except for adultery. He's ok with adultery.
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Phogna Bologna @bransonturner@mastodon.social · Apr 08, 2026
Phogna Bologna
@bransonturner@mastodon.social

🇺🇦🇵🇸🇲🇽 Protect children. Profile photo is of Astronaut Dave Bowman reacting to [gestures at everything]

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Replying to @gknauss@mastodon.social
@gknauss@mastodon.social tbf, that's the only time he gets it right the first time.
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Phogna Bologna @bransonturner@mastodon.social · Mar 26, 2026
Phogna Bologna
@bransonturner@mastodon.social

🇺🇦🇵🇸🇲🇽 Protect children. Profile photo is of Astronaut Dave Bowman reacting to [gestures at everything]

mastodon.social
Replying to @azonenberg@ioc.exchange
@azonenberg I had always assumed we mined tobleron, and then various chemical reactions produced both toblerone and toblera
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Phogna Bologna @bransonturner@mastodon.social · Mar 06, 2026
Phogna Bologna
@bransonturner@mastodon.social

🇺🇦🇵🇸🇲🇽 Protect children. Profile photo is of Astronaut Dave Bowman reacting to [gestures at everything]

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Replying to @grammargirl@zirk.us
@grammargirl@zirk.us okay, some of us named Turner are really feeling left out in the comments, here
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Phogna Bologna @bransonturner@mastodon.social · Mar 02, 2026
Phogna Bologna
@bransonturner@mastodon.social

🇺🇦🇵🇸🇲🇽 Protect children. Profile photo is of Astronaut Dave Bowman reacting to [gestures at everything]

mastodon.social
Replying to @calbearo__dup_32642@convo.casa
@calbearo@convo.casa @drahardja@sfba.social yeah, pretty excited to start remixing Aranofsky's slop Revolutionary War series!
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Phogna Bologna @bransonturner@mastodon.social · Feb 25, 2026
Phogna Bologna
@bransonturner@mastodon.social

🇺🇦🇵🇸🇲🇽 Protect children. Profile photo is of Astronaut Dave Bowman reacting to [gestures at everything]

mastodon.social
Replying to @paninid__dup_7748@mastodon.world
@paninid @Nerde @Alice classic story from one of the Mercury astronauts too. "This looks a bit cloudy." "Oh, let me run that thru again."
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Phogna Bologna @bransonturner@mastodon.social · Feb 08, 2026
Phogna Bologna
@bransonturner@mastodon.social

🇺🇦🇵🇸🇲🇽 Protect children. Profile photo is of Astronaut Dave Bowman reacting to [gestures at everything]

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Replying to @Sheril__dup_5547@mastodon.social
@Sheril@mastodon.social I love love love the complaints that the heroine is unlikeable, because the whole point (to me) is that the average human, someone who might really be a rare immune case, is most likely going to be someone unlikeable to a majority of people because *most of us are unlikeable to a majority of people*.
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Phogna Bologna @bransonturner@mastodon.social · Jan 29, 2026
Phogna Bologna
@bransonturner@mastodon.social

🇺🇦🇵🇸🇲🇽 Protect children. Profile photo is of Astronaut Dave Bowman reacting to [gestures at everything]

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Replying to @paninid__dup_7748@mastodon.world
@paninid who knew that sheetrock hanging and stair building could be "contractor grade"
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Phogna Bologna @bransonturner@mastodon.social · Dec 15, 2025
Phogna Bologna
@bransonturner@mastodon.social

🇺🇦🇵🇸🇲🇽 Protect children. Profile photo is of Astronaut Dave Bowman reacting to [gestures at everything]

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Replying to @piersb@wandering.shop
@piersb@wandering.shop Whamageddon QaQ jajvam!
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Phogna Bologna @bransonturner@mastodon.social · Dec 04, 2025
Phogna Bologna
@bransonturner@mastodon.social

🇺🇦🇵🇸🇲🇽 Protect children. Profile photo is of Astronaut Dave Bowman reacting to [gestures at everything]

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Replying to @culturednyc@mastodon.social
@culturednyc Booker albums aside, I always visualize him with his Blues Bros beard, so I barely recognize him in the photos they used today. 😄
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Phogna Bologna @bransonturner@mastodon.social · Nov 20, 2025
Phogna Bologna
@bransonturner@mastodon.social

🇺🇦🇵🇸🇲🇽 Protect children. Profile photo is of Astronaut Dave Bowman reacting to [gestures at everything]

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Replying to @derek@www.glidden.life
@derek @greem my doctors were hesitant to do a PSA test when I was 40 (i'm now 49) because of "alarmism" or something, but when I told them my Dad had aggressive prostate cancer at 52 (surgery and eventually cured) they have been good about checking at every single blood test. They don't DRE though-- which I'm not going to argue about!
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Phogna Bologna @bransonturner@mastodon.social · Sep 25, 2025
Phogna Bologna
@bransonturner@mastodon.social

🇺🇦🇵🇸🇲🇽 Protect children. Profile photo is of Astronaut Dave Bowman reacting to [gestures at everything]

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Replying to @mattiem@mastodon.social
@mattiem@mastodon.social coffee shop folks wondering why I'm laughing too loudly
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Phogna Bologna @bransonturner@mastodon.social · Sep 22, 2025
Phogna Bologna
@bransonturner@mastodon.social

🇺🇦🇵🇸🇲🇽 Protect children. Profile photo is of Astronaut Dave Bowman reacting to [gestures at everything]

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Replying to @flargh@mastodon.social
@flargh All my peers felt like they'd cruise their way thru state school and become an executive at their dad's car dealership.
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Phogna Bologna @bransonturner@mastodon.social · Sep 17, 2025
Phogna Bologna
@bransonturner@mastodon.social

🇺🇦🇵🇸🇲🇽 Protect children. Profile photo is of Astronaut Dave Bowman reacting to [gestures at everything]

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Replying to @Aphelion@mastodon.sdf.org
@Aphelion@mastodon.sdf.org sometimes social media just isn't enough. 🤷‍♂️
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Phogna Bologna @bransonturner@mastodon.social · Sep 17, 2025
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@bransonturner@mastodon.social

🇺🇦🇵🇸🇲🇽 Protect children. Profile photo is of Astronaut Dave Bowman reacting to [gestures at everything]

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Replying to @Aphelion@mastodon.sdf.org
@Aphelion@mastodon.sdf.org you're in his DMs, I root thru his BMs. We are not the same.
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Phogna Bologna @bransonturner@mastodon.social · Sep 12, 2025
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@bransonturner@mastodon.social

🇺🇦🇵🇸🇲🇽 Protect children. Profile photo is of Astronaut Dave Bowman reacting to [gestures at everything]

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Replying to @ElleGray@mstdn.social
@ElleGray
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Phogna Bologna @bransonturner@mastodon.social · Sep 03, 2025
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@bransonturner@mastodon.social

🇺🇦🇵🇸🇲🇽 Protect children. Profile photo is of Astronaut Dave Bowman reacting to [gestures at everything]

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Replying to @annathepiper@mastodon.murkworks.net
@annathepiper @adamghill they do have a prayer...
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Phogna Bologna @bransonturner@mastodon.social · Jun 14, 2025
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@bransonturner@mastodon.social

🇺🇦🇵🇸🇲🇽 Protect children. Profile photo is of Astronaut Dave Bowman reacting to [gestures at everything]

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Replying to @Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt
@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt 🎶unless you're braking quickly in the night🎶
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Phogna Bologna @bransonturner@mastodon.social · Jun 04, 2025
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@bransonturner@mastodon.social

🇺🇦🇵🇸🇲🇽 Protect children. Profile photo is of Astronaut Dave Bowman reacting to [gestures at everything]

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Replying to @RIJim@mastodon.social
@RIJim@mastodon.social @stephanieburgis@wandering.shop I cannot tell you how many times I thought fancy parties were going to feature Cornish Gay Men. Perhaps as a chorus?
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Phogna Bologna @bransonturner@mastodon.social · Oct 12, 2024
Phogna Bologna
@bransonturner@mastodon.social

🇺🇦🇵🇸🇲🇽 Protect children. Profile photo is of Astronaut Dave Bowman reacting to [gestures at everything]

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Replying to @kissane@mas.to
@kissane @cabel This was wonderful. This is one of those levers that shifts the world a little bit.
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Phogna Bologna @bransonturner@mastodon.social · Nov 13, 2023
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@bransonturner@mastodon.social

🇺🇦🇵🇸🇲🇽 Protect children. Profile photo is of Astronaut Dave Bowman reacting to [gestures at everything]

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Replying to @BrianJopek@mastodon.world
@BrianJopek Stephen Miller powers down his laptop for the day.
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Phogna Bologna @bransonturner@mastodon.social · Aug 18, 2023
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@bransonturner@mastodon.social

🇺🇦🇵🇸🇲🇽 Protect children. Profile photo is of Astronaut Dave Bowman reacting to [gestures at everything]

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Replying to @dentangle@chaos.social
@dentangle I feel like Schwarzenegger needs to deliver this before chucking a Villainaire out of a helicopter into the ocean. Did I just coin #Villainaire?
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Phogna Bologna @bransonturner@mastodon.social · Feb 05, 2023
Phogna Bologna
@bransonturner@mastodon.social

🇺🇦🇵🇸🇲🇽 Protect children. Profile photo is of Astronaut Dave Bowman reacting to [gestures at everything]

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Replying to @inspired@hachyderm.io
@inspired@hachyderm.io @chasnah@tech.lgbt came here to say this, was going with resistors, tho. 😀
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