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Ministerofimpediments

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Ministerofimpediments @ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social · Jul 15, 2026
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#worldcup2026 #WorldCup26 #soccer #ArgentinaVsEngland
I swear I heard the Brits shout “Falklands” after the Argentine national anthem…could have just been someone close to the mic…but still…tee-hee…

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Ministerofimpediments @ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social · Jul 07, 2026
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Gotta say…not giving the orange bag of crap any credit…but him weighing in on the red card *and* then them melting down so spectacularly just adds to the theory that anything he touches turns to crap. Mexico had the most amazing game of the tournament…and ours was just a big karma pile.

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Ministerofimpediments @ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social · Jul 07, 2026
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And this result is exactly why the US women are justified in getting the same pay as the men. You can say what you want about the level of competition, skill, etc and whatever. It boils down to this…when the women compete people expect them to win and they do. Multiple world cups and Olympic medals.

When the men’s team competes people hope they do “well” and they always come up short…
#worldcup2026 #soccer

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Ministerofimpediments @ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social · Jul 07, 2026
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Alexi Lalas can go away too…I don’t really need your commentary either. Yes, you were one of the first few Americans to play in Europe…where you were pretty mid.

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Ministerofimpediments @ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social · Jul 07, 2026
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#pulisic is the Joel Embid of US #soccer …happily there won’t be a next time for him. He can go get his feelings hurt and sit on the sidelines in Europe…thanks.
#worldcup2026

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Ministerofimpediments @ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social · Jul 03, 2026
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Calling it now… #Spain absolutely murders #portugal in the next round. That was the most medium of games I’ve seen in the tournament. Croatia was the better, if unlucky, team. #worldcup2026

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Ministerofimpediments @ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social · Jul 02, 2026
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I’m sorry #Fox but #ronaldo ’s miserable set piece resulting in no less than two slow motion nut shots as the ball hit a Croatian player is just laughably bad.
#portugalvscroatia #worldcup2026 #soccer

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Ministerofimpediments @ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social · Jul 01, 2026
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@cyberlyra@hachyderm.io so…if someone were to say…”AI bubble bursts: financial groups quietly short tech stocks…” or something to that effect in a trending post the results would be entertaining?

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Cyberlyra (@cyberlyra@hachyderm.io) - Hachyderm.io

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Ministerofimpediments @ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social · Jun 25, 2026
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#worldcup2026 #philadelphia #cotedivoire #photography #fotografie

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Ministerofimpediments @ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social · Jun 15, 2026
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Crane, Philadelphia. #photography #fotografie

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Ministerofimpediments @ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social · Jun 05, 2026
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Phillies vs Padres…night with Duran
#photography #fotografie #philadelphia #mlb

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Ministerofimpediments @ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social · May 15, 2026
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Replying to @Tutanota@mastodon.social
@Tutanota@mastodon.social Meta: We have to do it. Think of the children. The Children: We haven’t been on Facebook or Instagram in years…it’s filled with olds and creepers. Meta: …ah…um, yeah. So…still…the children. ICE: Yup…the children. [click-clack]
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Ministerofimpediments @ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social · May 07, 2026
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Replying to @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social …no…you’re the bad guy because it wasn’t *your* meth. It’s called ‘evidence’…if you smoke it then they don’t have it available to ‘find’ later…
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Ministerofimpediments @ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social · May 04, 2026
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Replying to @adhd_coffee@mastodon.social
@adhd_coffee@mastodon.social well…we *didn’t* just get one episode of Hank Scorpio because we ended up with Temu Hank Scorpio(s) in real life. Sadly.
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Ministerofimpediments @ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social · Apr 26, 2026
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Replying to @ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social
So the press has something to talk about other than; 1: Iran 2: The economy 3: The mid terms 4: Cabinet firings 5: Epstein files 6: Dementia 7: about a dozen other stupid things. The timing is so convenient it could have been printed on the dinner program between dessert and coffee. And he’ll blame the #press for this and restrict them. And he’ll try to use it to pressure whomever. He rolled back something that worked for him before in the election. #Trump #faked an attack on himself.
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Ministerofimpediments @ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social · Apr 26, 2026
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So…the fat orange fool faked an #assassination to distract from all the other stupid shit he did.
Literally the most unsubtle thing yet.
Hates the #press. Hates the #correspondentsdinner …and yet goes after shunning it for years. For no particular reason. Secret Service lets someone with a gun onto the premises…close enough to hear but no one gets shot and he gets to blow it off like some tough guy.
#trump #fake #fraud

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Ministerofimpediments @ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social · Apr 21, 2026
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Replying to @astro_jcm@mastodon.online
@astro_jcm@mastodon.online …imagine having the nickname schnitzel…
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Ministerofimpediments @ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social · Apr 16, 2026
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Replying to @xgranade@wandering.shop
@xgranade …that’s why you don’t lock a quick-release wheel…
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Ministerofimpediments @ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social · Apr 16, 2026
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Replying to @sundogplanets@mastodon.social
@sundogplanets …totally tempted to explain to you how to do a proper flow diagram. [which is humor…btw]
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Ministerofimpediments @ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social · Apr 14, 2026
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Waiting. Watching and waiting. One of the harder skills to master…

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Ministerofimpediments @ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social · Mar 20, 2026
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Replying to @vagina_museum@masto.ai
@vagina_museum …and, appropriately for the Vagina museum, just like any 9 year old you look over and wonder “wow…how did that…fit through that?”
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Ministerofimpediments @ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social · Mar 10, 2026
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Watched US vs Mexico #baseball #WBC2026 …good to see Harper in mid-season form…terrible. Keep collecting those paychecks.

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Ministerofimpediments @ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social · Mar 03, 2026
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Replying to @greenpeace@mastodon.social
@greenpeace@mastodon.social Well…I can honestly say what you are likely to get is none. But they’ll certainly kill the last three to grift money for the first three… …and that was always the plan.
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Ministerofimpediments @ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social · Feb 25, 2026
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Replying to @NewsDesk__dup_1582@flipboard.social
@NewsDesk “…and, shockingly, if you jump in a pool of water you get wet…” He’s one of the few people who could look at *your* watch and, assuming he didn’t steal it, lie to you about what time it is.
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Ministerofimpediments @ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social · Jan 20, 2026
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@spellingmistakescostlives@mastodon.ie Brought to you by the people who set the “current” record for marine oil spills…
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Ministerofimpediments @ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social · Jan 13, 2026
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Replying to @petealexharris@mastodon.scot
@petealexharris @lowqualityfacts Came here to say this, but I’ll append “…who will never have to use it and who will then promptly exit military procurement to cushy jobs with the company that ‘wins’ the contract. ‘Wins’ is defined as “we wrote the spec so there can be only one very specific company and that company’s bid will be ridiculously low since they will make ten times the contract in support and overruns due to said spec being off requiring multiple changes.”
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Ministerofimpediments @ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social · Aug 04, 2025
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Replying to @fribbledom@mastodon.social
@fribbledom@mastodon.social …okay…so what’s the word for everything else? I’m not just bad at coding…
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Ministerofimpediments @ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social · Jun 17, 2025
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Replying to @glyph@mastodon.social
@glyph …ah…so software development has finally caught up with…petroleum, medicine, healthcare, manufacturing, corporate farming, media, politics, ….[looks down and realizes he’s running out of fingers to count with]…most things basically. Essentially anywhere someone realized they could make a ton of money making people’s lives a bit worse. Except with coding they were also able to make it arcane enough that there’s no obvious rat-hair-in-the-hotdog to point at and say “this bad…need laws”.
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Ministerofimpediments @ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social · Mar 04, 2025
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Replying to @nixCraft__dup_2318@mastodon.social
@nixCraft@mastodon.social umm… “a” villain. Take a healthy step back and remember who the other 3 are. Also, with their current market share they likely didn’t make themselves a villain…they simply made themselves irrelevant. If they are all bad why would anyone choose to use the 4th best browser? And that ranking may be too high…
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Ministerofimpediments @ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social · Jan 19, 2025
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Replying to @ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social
@stux@mstdn.social @molly0xfff@hachyderm.io we all can think of (at least) two other platforms with the same problems…or worse. And, inside of the US, banning those is not discussed. Europe is different, but largely has limited itself to fines…for what is likely the same reason…that people would ignore it or choose something worse if they banned it. Social media is basically the digital equivalent of smoking at this point.
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Ministerofimpediments @ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social · Jan 19, 2025
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@stux@mstdn.social @molly0xfff@hachyderm.io No…people are * voluntarily * moving from one mouse trap to another. I’m of a mixed opinion on this. People choosing is fine. What is being chosen is…suspect. Defiance to authority…particularly authority that is uninformed and corrupt is good. My take is this; Ticktock has “issues”. Ticktock didn’t get banned because of those issues. It was banned because it wasn’t under ‘their’ control. They care more about controlling Ticktock than fixing it.
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Ministerofimpediments @ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social · Dec 26, 2024
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@Bellison22@mastodon.social “…also we are making an absolute shit-ton of money selling about a quarter of the products to people that pay us money to shop here…we literally sell out of actual gold bars…go sit back down and don’t rock the boat.”
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Ministerofimpediments @ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social · Jun 21, 2024
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Replying to @burgerdrome@aus.social
@burgerdrome@aus.social [raises hand sheepishly] “I’d like to amend the 2020s description a little…” Computer in the 2020s: Your WiFi is down…so you can just ‘eff off until it comes back online m’kay? Because if I can’t get online you don’t have a computer. Local drive? Listen neckbeard you downloaded the security updates and they undid those tweaks you looked up and popped your files and emails right back into the cloud. Because corporate needs to know what cat food you buy…”
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Ministerofimpediments @ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social · Apr 07, 2024
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Replying to @fatsam@mstdn.social
@fatsam@mstdn.social [civilization collapses] Mob of people: “Hey, I know where we can a bunch of gear and food.” Prepper: “Yeah, I also have guns and lots of ammo.” Mob of people: “I know where we can get food *and* guns.” Prepper: “I have a hundred guns.” Mob: “There’s a hundred of us.” Prepper: “Yeah.” Mob: “You have two hands.” Prepper: “Yeah.” Mob: “Math. Plus we have guns too.” Prepper: “Oh.” Mob: “But thanks for the food and guns.”
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Ministerofimpediments @ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social · Jul 01, 2023
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Replying to @rbreich@masto.ai
@rbreich@masto.ai might as well say the number...$40B. Some of it was "his". Some of it was other billionaire's (who cares), some of it was bank investment...and depending on ye old banking shell game some of that could be regular individuals money. Or maybe they jack up your fees to cover the cost. Who knows?
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Ministerofimpediments @ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social · May 24, 2023
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Replying to @ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social
@Popehat@mastodon.social plus…if this is their worldview then their kids 100% should hate them…because they hate children. So fair is fair.
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Ministerofimpediments @ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social · May 24, 2023
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Replying to @Popehat@mastodon.social
@Popehat@mastodon.social gotta get the wage slaves started early. I mean 7 bucks an hour is great if you are still living at home. Besides then they also won’t have to pay for schools either. I’m guessing they are thinking kids would like coal mining (or Chimney Sweep for the Dickensy Libertarians…). If they are shooting for a twofer with harassment I’m guessing they want kids working at Hooters.
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Ministerofimpediments @ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social · Dec 13, 2022
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@AriCohn@masto.ai bringing back ‘lickspittle’…could have rested on your laurels with bootlicker, but nope.
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