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Ari Cohn

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First Amendment & defamation lawyer. Free Speech Counsel @TechFreedom@masto.ai.

#Illini/music junkie/oofnik. “A snarky gay lawyer Jessica Fletcher.”

Views and opinions are my own, and if you were smart they'd be yours too.

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Joined November 07, 2022
Website:
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Ari Cohn @AriCohn@masto.ai · Jan 28, 2023
Ari Cohn
@AriCohn@masto.ai

First Amendment & defamation lawyer. Free Speech Counsel @TechFreedom. #Illini/music junkie/oofnik. “A snarky gay lawyer Jessica Fletcher.” Views and opinions are my own, and if you were smart they'd be yours too.

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Replying to @Arpie4Math@mathstodon.xyz
@Arpie4Math@mathstodon.xyz January 12!
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Ari Cohn @AriCohn@masto.ai · Jan 28, 2023
Ari Cohn
@AriCohn@masto.ai

First Amendment & defamation lawyer. Free Speech Counsel @TechFreedom. #Illini/music junkie/oofnik. “A snarky gay lawyer Jessica Fletcher.” Views and opinions are my own, and if you were smart they'd be yours too.

masto.ai
Replying to @coreyrayburnyung@mastodon.lawprofs.org
@coreyrayburnyung@mastodon.lawprofs.org I'm so tempted to upload the full thing somewhere. The exhibits are like a ready-made Ari's Greatest Hits
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Ari Cohn @AriCohn@masto.ai · Jan 28, 2023
Ari Cohn
@AriCohn@masto.ai

First Amendment & defamation lawyer. Free Speech Counsel @TechFreedom. #Illini/music junkie/oofnik. “A snarky gay lawyer Jessica Fletcher.” Views and opinions are my own, and if you were smart they'd be yours too.

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Replying to @mmasnick@mastodon.social
@mmasnick@mastodon.social He forgot to spin, I guess.
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Ari Cohn @AriCohn@masto.ai · Jan 28, 2023
Ari Cohn
@AriCohn@masto.ai

First Amendment & defamation lawyer. Free Speech Counsel @TechFreedom. #Illini/music junkie/oofnik. “A snarky gay lawyer Jessica Fletcher.” Views and opinions are my own, and if you were smart they'd be yours too.

masto.ai
Replying to @mmasnick@mastodon.social
@mmasnick@mastodon.social I keep reading the entire complaint over and over again. I'm so fucking amused.
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Ari Cohn @AriCohn@masto.ai · Jan 28, 2023
Ari Cohn
@AriCohn@masto.ai

First Amendment & defamation lawyer. Free Speech Counsel @TechFreedom. #Illini/music junkie/oofnik. “A snarky gay lawyer Jessica Fletcher.” Views and opinions are my own, and if you were smart they'd be yours too.

masto.ai
Replying to @AriCohn@masto.ai
If you want the rundown, with screenshots, it can be found here: https://twitter.com/AriCohn/status/1619116754956951558 I'm laughing too hard to crosspost right now.
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Ari Cohn @AriCohn@masto.ai · Jan 28, 2023
Ari Cohn
@AriCohn@masto.ai

First Amendment & defamation lawyer. Free Speech Counsel @TechFreedom. #Illini/music junkie/oofnik. “A snarky gay lawyer Jessica Fletcher.” Views and opinions are my own, and if you were smart they'd be yours too.

masto.ai

Some of you may remember that a little while back, some sleazy dirtbag FL lawyer by the name of John Ruiz was threatening SLAPP suits over on Twitter. And then claimed I was violating professional rules by swearing at him and that my tweets were not protected by the First Amendment.

HE FILED a 100+ PAGE BAR COMPLAINT BECAUSE I WAS MEAN TO HIM ON TWITTER DOT COM.

Needless to say, ARDC was not impressed, and dismissed it out of hand.

Friends, I am deceased.

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Ari Cohn @AriCohn@masto.ai · Jan 19, 2023
Ari Cohn
@AriCohn@masto.ai

First Amendment & defamation lawyer. Free Speech Counsel @TechFreedom. #Illini/music junkie/oofnik. “A snarky gay lawyer Jessica Fletcher.” Views and opinions are my own, and if you were smart they'd be yours too.

masto.ai
Replying to @Popehat@mastodon.social
@Popehat Please let me know how to substitute butter for heavy cream please and thank you
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Ari Cohn @AriCohn@masto.ai · Dec 16, 2022
Ari Cohn
@AriCohn@masto.ai

First Amendment & defamation lawyer. Free Speech Counsel @TechFreedom. #Illini/music junkie/oofnik. “A snarky gay lawyer Jessica Fletcher.” Views and opinions are my own, and if you were smart they'd be yours too.

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Replying to @normative@mastodon.social
@normative@mastodon.social bingo
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Ari Cohn @AriCohn@masto.ai · Dec 13, 2022
Ari Cohn
@AriCohn@masto.ai

First Amendment & defamation lawyer. Free Speech Counsel @TechFreedom. #Illini/music junkie/oofnik. “A snarky gay lawyer Jessica Fletcher.” Views and opinions are my own, and if you were smart they'd be yours too.

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Replying to @buermann@mastodon.social
@buermann@mastodon.social Who said anything about him "thinking"
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Ari Cohn @AriCohn@masto.ai · Dec 13, 2022
Ari Cohn
@AriCohn@masto.ai

First Amendment & defamation lawyer. Free Speech Counsel @TechFreedom. #Illini/music junkie/oofnik. “A snarky gay lawyer Jessica Fletcher.” Views and opinions are my own, and if you were smart they'd be yours too.

masto.ai
Replying to @Popehat@mastodon.social
@Popehat@mastodon.social I'm not going to be any less tired next year, am I
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Ari Cohn @AriCohn@masto.ai · Dec 13, 2022
Ari Cohn
@AriCohn@masto.ai

First Amendment & defamation lawyer. Free Speech Counsel @TechFreedom. #Illini/music junkie/oofnik. “A snarky gay lawyer Jessica Fletcher.” Views and opinions are my own, and if you were smart they'd be yours too.

masto.ai
Replying to @AriCohn@masto.ai
Maybe I should introduce Graham to the vast array of people who ALREADY think Fox News has a license that can be revoked for saying naughty ideas.
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Ari Cohn @AriCohn@masto.ai · Dec 13, 2022
Ari Cohn
@AriCohn@masto.ai

First Amendment & defamation lawyer. Free Speech Counsel @TechFreedom. #Illini/music junkie/oofnik. “A snarky gay lawyer Jessica Fletcher.” Views and opinions are my own, and if you were smart they'd be yours too.

masto.ai
Replying to @AriCohn@masto.ai
Absolutely loling at the fact that Lindsey Graham doesn't realize how many people would love to shut down the expressive enterprises that give him a platform and that licensure would make it easier to do just that.
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Ari Cohn @AriCohn@masto.ai · Dec 13, 2022
Ari Cohn
@AriCohn@masto.ai

First Amendment & defamation lawyer. Free Speech Counsel @TechFreedom. #Illini/music junkie/oofnik. “A snarky gay lawyer Jessica Fletcher.” Views and opinions are my own, and if you were smart they'd be yours too.

masto.ai

Notorious lickspittle Lindsey Graham doesn't seem to understand that we don't license expression in this country, and the reason for that is made plain by his suggestion: it would be used to punish expression that upsets the government.

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