I like big militant unions and tiny plastic space dolls. no waaaagh but class waaaagh
I like big militant unions and tiny plastic space dolls. no waaaagh but class waaaagh
I like big militant unions and tiny plastic space dolls. no waaaagh but class waaaagh
I like big militant unions and tiny plastic space dolls. no waaaagh but class waaaagh
eating a whole packet of gingernut biscuits and staring at the 1.5 star health rating and shaking my head and tut-tutting occasionally so that the Government knows I’m aware of my choices
I like big militant unions and tiny plastic space dolls. no waaaagh but class waaaagh
when all you have is the master's tools, everything looks like the master's house
I like big militant unions and tiny plastic space dolls. no waaaagh but class waaaagh
pauses in literature are always getting pregnant. who is out there knocking up these pauses. why can’t a pause show up in a book I’m reading without having a bun in the oven
I like big militant unions and tiny plastic space dolls. no waaaagh but class waaaagh
the people who fix, re-sync and upload correct subtitles are braver and contribute more to society than the troops
I like big militant unions and tiny plastic space dolls. no waaaagh but class waaaagh
Everything that should cost $2 now costs $20. Things that should cost $20 now cost $100. Things that used to cost $100 are now only available on a $50/month subscription plan. And all of them are made with the quality of something that costs $2 anyway
I like big militant unions and tiny plastic space dolls. no waaaagh but class waaaagh
tech companies have issued a stern warning to the government today that if they aren't allowed to continue dodging taxes, they won't be able to develop new technologies that put hundreds of thousands of people out of jobs
I like big militant unions and tiny plastic space dolls. no waaaagh but class waaaagh
if you call yourself a "Xennial" in public I will find you and tie your shoelaces together
I like big militant unions and tiny plastic space dolls. no waaaagh but class waaaagh
binge watching Xena is the best way to do it because in the same evening you get to run the whole spectrum of plots from "Xena struggles with her dark past and her complicated feelings for Gabrielle" to "Xena has diarrhoea"
I like big militant unions and tiny plastic space dolls. no waaaagh but class waaaagh
sherlock holmes shitting in his mind toilet
I like big militant unions and tiny plastic space dolls. no waaaagh but class waaaagh
I like big militant unions and tiny plastic space dolls. no waaaagh but class waaaagh
I like big militant unions and tiny plastic space dolls. no waaaagh but class waaaagh
"we need to vote for Labor, otherwise we'll end up with a warmongering government that wants to cut social services!" - the smartest people alive
I like big militant unions and tiny plastic space dolls. no waaaagh but class waaaagh
I like big militant unions and tiny plastic space dolls. no waaaagh but class waaaagh
I like big militant unions and tiny plastic space dolls. no waaaagh but class waaaagh
I like big militant unions and tiny plastic space dolls. no waaaagh but class waaaagh
I like big militant unions and tiny plastic space dolls. no waaaagh but class waaaagh
I like big militant unions and tiny plastic space dolls. no waaaagh but class waaaagh
I like big militant unions and tiny plastic space dolls. no waaaagh but class waaaagh
I like big militant unions and tiny plastic space dolls. no waaaagh but class waaaagh
ME: Hello computer! Please show me what I was doing recently
COMPUTER IN THE 1980's: l cease to exist when I am powered off. Please start whatever you were doing from scratch
COMPUTER IN THE 2000's: Yep here you go champ
COMPUTER IN THE 2020's: I stored 10,000 identical copies of what you were doing in 500 different global datacentres at a carbon footprint equivalent to leaving a semi-trailer idling 24/7 and also sent a copy to the FBI just to be safe. Let me know which one you want and I'll do my best to figure it out. By the way here are 10 things which are similar to what you were doing and 9 of them are ads. Do you like this? Please select "I love this very much" or "I'll be in love with this later" to continue
I like big militant unions and tiny plastic space dolls. no waaaagh but class waaaagh
I like big militant unions and tiny plastic space dolls. no waaaagh but class waaaagh
I like big militant unions and tiny plastic space dolls. no waaaagh but class waaaagh
I like big militant unions and tiny plastic space dolls. no waaaagh but class waaaagh
I like big militant unions and tiny plastic space dolls. no waaaagh but class waaaagh
I like big militant unions and tiny plastic space dolls. no waaaagh but class waaaagh
I like big militant unions and tiny plastic space dolls. no waaaagh but class waaaagh
I like big militant unions and tiny plastic space dolls. no waaaagh but class waaaagh
I love my smart TV. I love the way it takes a long time to boot up because it's trying to refresh the advertisements on the home screen. I delight in the way it randomly restarts because it's downloaded an update without asking me, each of which makes the TV slower and slower with every subsequent install. I adore the way it buries the apps that I want to use, and that I use without fail every single time, below the apps that it's being paid to promote and which I have never touched in my life and would never use without the cold metal of a glock pressed hard against my sweating temple. I am infinitely thrilled by the way the interface lags constantly, due to the need to have one thousand unnecessary animations rendered on hardware ripped wholesale from a ten year old phone. I feel myself borne aloft on wings of pure joy when I am notified that my data will be collected and analysed to determine my useage patterns. Even now I am writing this from a field of beautiful flowers and soft luscious grass as I lie and look up happily at the bright blue sky, smiling happily to know that this is the future of technology