How it started vs How it's going #AI
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#Vampires are real. Who knew? Oh, right, all humanity for hundreds of years now.
God is watching. He will save us if we obey.
We were created to worship something higher than ourselves.
But deep down, we've always known that was a lie.
The prayers were silenced. The commandments were cages in the light. The light only ever burned us.
The truth is older than scripture and more terrifying than heresy. We are not here to serve.
We are here to ascend.
And to ascend, we must first commit the unthinkable.
We must kill God.
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This text message could have been an email.
#Tubi has been full of AI slop ads yelling things like "If your app doesn't give you a jackpot in. The first ten minutes, just delete it and download Tang Luck! Ultimate Win!" #Apple and #Google need control over their app stores to keep scams like this off of phones.
...hold on, I'm being told Tang Luck is in the official App Store and there are a dozen or so clones in the official Google Play app store.
If you know someone with a baby, give them one of these.
"Patch day" is about to have multiple meanings.
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@pelle@veganism.social
@pelle@veganism.social @chu@climatejustice.social
Sweden has the second-lowest CO2 emissions per capita among the IEA member countries.
https://www.iea.org/countries/sweden/emissions
Kids, don't try this at home
https://hackaday.com/2026/05/07/diy-electrolysis-machine-removes-hair-permanently/
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@colinmford@typo.social
@colinmford@typo.social I assume this is Google's attempt at a practical joke, like when they inserted random emoji into people's outbound Gmail one year for April Fool's Day.
"While [Grant] Morrison generally regards identity as being mutable and self-determined, he forgets that, for most people, racial and sexual identity are neither as elective nor as trivial as tastes in pop music."
Don't do heroin. Don't do meth. Don't get a tongue ring. That's all the advice I have for young people at the moment.
We stayed in and played Duel Monsters at my bachelor party. True story.
RE: @WhatLayoff@mastodon.social
This is an ill omen for the job market.
Of course they had to move the American to Germany. If they let him go home now, we'd have endemic #ebola by the end of the decade.
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@Binder@petrous.vislae.town
@Binder one of the theories to explain the Calusa shell mounds is that they're basically garbage dumps and the shells are the vast majority of what hasn't decomposed.
140 days to go until Google's new policies take effect on #Android
The US used to use the Postal Service to do simple retail banking for the poor from 1910-1966 when it was abolished by H.R. 8030 in the 89th Congress.
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@bel@terberlo.dog
@bel@terberlo.dog well, of course. If the coffee is still flowing, you make another pot. Unless someone else says they want the next lot to be a different roast, in which case you yield the brewing to them.
#coffee etiquette poll: you've just poured the last cup from the coffee pot. What do you do?
I'm pretty sure the headline of "Gen Z doesn’t want your full-time job. They want several part-time roles" is untrue.
https://fortune.com/2026/04/09/gen-z-working-multiple-jobs-polyemployment-ai-automation/
"Just because the snacks are for party guests and you're the first guest to arrive, that doesn't mean you get to claim all the snacks as yours. Other people will eventually be here and want snacks too."
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@Raccoon@techhub.social
@Raccoon@techhub.social @LucasWerkmeister@wikis.world my spouse refuses to believe that peanut butter was invented by John Harvey Kellogg and not George Washington Carver.