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Lightning Bjornsson*

@lightning@bv.umbrellix.org

I'm actually kinda dangerous. Don't tell me anything you wouldn't want plastered in the town square in a functioning democracy. Mi fakte estas iom danĝera. Ne diru al mi ion ajn kion vi ne volus esti afiŝita ĉe la ĉefa placo en funkcianta demokratiejo.

19+ ONLY!/NUR POR 19JARAĜULOJ KAJ PLI AĜAJ! • anticornucopianism • dude not man, transfem • dragon~/drakipo~

footnote * = Bjornsdottirs (host; I'm an alter): @ellenor@bv.umbrellix.org

sysadmin https://chatspeed.net • one day I hope palestine will be free/estontan tagon mi esperas ke palestino estos libera

Same pair of hands as/Uzas la samajn manojn kiujn uzas: @ellenor@bv.umbrellix.org, @reinhilde@bv.umbrellix.org, @amelia@bv.umbrellix.org, @melanie@bv.umbrellix.org and probably others I've not listed here/kaj verŝajne aliaj kiujn mi ne listis tie ĉi

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Location / Loko:

Mi ne estas reala.

Website / Retejo:

https://chatspeed.net./

Host / Ĉefa samkapano:

https://bv.umbrellix.org/users/ellenor

Pronouns/Pronomoj:

they, he, xe/hir (English) ri, ŝli, li (Esperanto)

Minimum age to interact or follow:

born Q2 2005 or earlier/naskiĝis je dato pli frue ol la 2a kvarono de 2005

Speaks:

English, Esperanto

Bonantagulo (can say 1 - 6 words in):

kelkaj latinidaj lingvoj (al scio la hispana, la kataluna), kelkaj aliaj konstruitaj (neolatino, interlingue de wahl, Ido)

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Lightning Bjornsson*

@lightning@bv.umbrellix.org · May 12, 2026

Replying to @kajer@infosec.exchange

@kajer@infosec.exchange distressed screaming voice Those are not even the same class of object! 😩 #lang_en

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Lightning Bjornsson*

@lightning@bv.umbrellix.org · May 12, 2026

Replying to @krejgo@mojos.eco

@krejgo@mojos.eco @mark@tacobelllabs.net @evacide@hachyderm.io Re: Usenet: I went there, I saw, I stayed a while, and I fucked off. There’s probably a reason Mark did, too. #lang_en

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Lightning Bjornsson*

@lightning@bv.umbrellix.org · May 12, 2026

Replying to @ducky@mstdn.ca

@ducky@mstdn.ca @augieray@mastodon.social @Lpm1@mastodon.social which just increases the masking onus in my view. #lang_en

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Lightning Bjornsson*

@lightning@bv.umbrellix.org · May 11, 2026

Replying to @dpreacher@freeradical.zone

@dpreacher@freeradical.zone I still have yet to properly reconcile my ledger-cli with my bank accounts… #lang_en

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Lightning Bjornsson*

@lightning@bv.umbrellix.org · May 08, 2026

Replying to @shaft@piaille.fr

@shaft@piaille.fr @erimas42@piaille.fr FreeBSD is slop-friendly. #lang_en

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Lightning Bjornsson*

@lightning@bv.umbrellix.org · Apr 30, 2026

Replying to @GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social

@GossiTheDog i read “vulnpocalypse” as “vulpocalypse” and now I’m thinking of an apocalypse of foxes #lang_en

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Lightning Bjornsson*

@lightning@bv.umbrellix.org · Apr 29, 2026

Replying to @atax1a@infosec.exchange

@atax1a @adrienne i would love to hear his story about this but i doubt he knows #lang_en

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Lightning Bjornsson*

@lightning@bv.umbrellix.org · Apr 27, 2026

Replying to @Uair@autistics.life

@Uair @TheBreadmonkey @Iwillyeah would i be right to assume biological here solely refers to being human? #lang_en

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Lightning Bjornsson*

@lightning@bv.umbrellix.org · Apr 26, 2026

Replying to @Paradox@raru.re

@Paradox@raru.re Someone who needs to be on a keto diet to be safe to drive due to epilepsy, and is also a previous drunk driver who is now sober, simply cannot drive and must have their IID for longer if their breathalyzer trips. Some breathalyzers aren’t falsed by acetone, at least not nearly as badly. #lang_en

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Lightning Bjornsson*

@lightning@bv.umbrellix.org · Apr 26, 2026

Replying to @Paradox@raru.re

@Paradox@raru.re How which? Breathalyzer ignition interlocks are common mandatory equipment on multiple drink driving convicts’ cars. Many breathalyzers can be falsed by the breath acetone levels that are raised by being on a ketogenic diet. #lang_en

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Lightning Bjornsson*

@lightning@bv.umbrellix.org · Apr 26, 2026

Replying to @Paradox@raru.re

@Paradox@raru.re Breathalyzer interlock. Those can be falsed by the keto diet though. #lang_en

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Lightning Bjornsson*

@lightning@bv.umbrellix.org · Apr 23, 2026

Replying to @Paradox@raru.re

@Paradox are you the she in this sentence #lang_en

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Lightning Bjornsson*

@lightning@bv.umbrellix.org · Apr 22, 2026

Replying to @DanMorgan@vmst.io

@DanMorgan@vmst.io i fully agree with you; is it okay if i quote-reblog this with exactly one (1) hashtag (to wit, #lang_en - as I have multilingual followers and not all of them want to see my english posts, and not all of them are on mastodon so they can’t selectively unfollow some of my languages)?

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Lightning Bjornsson*

@lightning@bv.umbrellix.org · Dec 30, 2025

Replying to @rimu@mastodon.nzoss.nz

@rimu@mastodon.nzoss.nz @praxeology@post.lurk.org Explain what you mean by that. #lang_en

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Lightning Bjornsson*

@lightning@bv.umbrellix.org · Nov 28, 2025

Replying to @catsalad__dup_5@infosec.exchange

@catsalad@infosec.exchange AI and discontinuation #lang_en

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Lightning Bjornsson*

@lightning@bv.umbrellix.org · Sep 24, 2025

Replying to @Daojoan@mastodon.social

@Daojoan that’s perfect #lang_en

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Lightning Bjornsson*

@lightning@bv.umbrellix.org · Jun 07, 2025

Replying to @jcoglan@mastodon.social

@jcoglan@mastodon.social prison sentences and indentures #lang_en

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Lightning Bjornsson*

@lightning@bv.umbrellix.org · Apr 15, 2024

Replying to @reneestephen@mastodon.social

@reneestephen@mastodon.social @cloudhopper@mastodon.social This has been litigated. It appears to be consensus to preserve it.

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Lightning Bjornsson*

@lightning@bv.umbrellix.org · Sep 19, 2023

Replying to @ErikUden@mastodon.de

@ErikUden Hahaha

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Lightning Bjornsson*

@lightning@bv.umbrellix.org · Sep 19, 2023

Replying to @fcktheworld587@social.linux.pizza

@fcktheworld587@social.linux.pizza i'm actively addicted to bread (seriously) so I'm afraid I will not be able to attend to anyone who comes by because i will just eat all the bread

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Lightning Bjornsson*

@lightning@bv.umbrellix.org · Nov 20, 2022

Replying to @zhuowei@notnow.dev

@zhuowei@notnow.dev @elfprince13@mumak.app Not yet, but I want to.

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Lightning Bjornsson*

@lightning@bv.umbrellix.org · Nov 20, 2022

Replying to @xolagix@meow.social

@xolagix@meow.social @zhuowei@notnow.dev One day... ;)

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Lightning Bjornsson*

@lightning@bv.umbrellix.org · Nov 17, 2022

Replying to @aral@mastodon.ar.al

@aral@mastodon.ar.al @w3c@w3c.social you realize you’re being a giant fucking reply guy right now. also, are you running some kid of zero day on my site, my backend died again

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Lightning Bjornsson*

@lightning@bv.umbrellix.org · Nov 17, 2022

Replying to @aral@mastodon.ar.al

@aral@mastodon.ar.al @w3c@w3c.social what

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Lightning Bjornsson*

@lightning@bv.umbrellix.org · Nov 13, 2022

Replying to @lutindiscret@mastodon.libre-entreprise.com

@lutindiscret@mastodon.libre-entreprise.com @dangerdyke@akko.disqordia.space @adbenitez@mastodon.social @delta@chaos.social @fiercemilder@mastodon.ie @paddez@mastodon.social I think you misapprehend Delta Chat

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Lightning Bjornsson*

@lightning@bv.umbrellix.org · Nov 13, 2022

Replying to @lutindiscret@mastodon.libre-entreprise.com

@lutindiscret@mastodon.libre-entreprise.com @dangerdyke@akko.disqordia.space @fiercemilder@mastodon.ie @paddez@mastodon.social that was Not the idea. The idea was, afaik, an Apub server whose UI was OFMIP and IMAP.

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Lightning Bjornsson*

@lightning@bv.umbrellix.org · Nov 11, 2022

Replying to @dangerdyke@akko.disqordia.space

@dangerdyke@akko.disqordia.space @fiercemilder@mastodon.ie @paddez@mastodon.social no, that would just overload an action.instance.example.com endpoint (let's use example.com for example endpoints ok?)

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Lightning Bjornsson*

@lightning@bv.umbrellix.org · Nov 11, 2022

Replying to @dangerdyke@akko.disqordia.space

@dangerdyke@akko.disqordia.space @fiercemilder@mastodon.ie @paddez@mastodon.social a subdomain?

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Lightning Bjornsson*

@lightning@bv.umbrellix.org · Nov 11, 2022

Replying to @lightning@bv.umbrellix.org

@dangerdyke@akko.disqordia.space @fiercemilder@mastodon.ie @paddez@mastodon.social yes i fully intend on preserving the email semantic

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Lightning Bjornsson*

@lightning@bv.umbrellix.org · Nov 11, 2022

Replying to @lightning@bv.umbrellix.org

@dangerdyke@akko.disqordia.space @fiercemilder@mastodon.ie @paddez@mastodon.social a public posting would probably be posted to public%yourusername (or yourusername!public) at your.instance

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Lightning Bjornsson*

@lightning@bv.umbrellix.org · Nov 11, 2022

Replying to @dangerdyke@akko.disqordia.space

@dangerdyke@akko.disqordia.space @fiercemilder@mastodon.ie @paddez@mastodon.social no, I fully intend on as many of the endpoints as possible being exactly equivalent to apub endpoints of the same name - could only use invalid apub endpoint names for control addresses.

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Lightning Bjornsson*

@lightning@bv.umbrellix.org · Nov 11, 2022

Replying to @lightning@bv.umbrellix.org

@dangerdyke@akko.disqordia.space @fiercemilder@mastodon.ie @paddez@mastodon.social ideally I wish to reuse as much of an actual email suite, written in C, as possible

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Lightning Bjornsson*

@lightning@bv.umbrellix.org · Nov 11, 2022

Replying to @dangerdyke@akko.disqordia.space

@dangerdyke@akko.disqordia.space @fiercemilder@mastodon.ie @paddez@mastodon.social you would thunderbird into your courrielpub, yes I still haven’t figured out how I will support writing to followers, or approving followers, or writing public posts, or literally anything else

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Lightning Bjornsson*

@lightning@bv.umbrellix.org · Nov 11, 2022

Replying to @dangerdyke@akko.disqordia.space

@dangerdyke@akko.disqordia.space @fiercemilder@mastodon.ie @paddez@mastodon.social I have considered writing an AP server in Tcl, and writing it so that to the client it is an email server.

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