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Jeroen Baert

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Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster.

5914 Followers
430 Following
50 Posts
Joined April 03, 2017
Website:
https://www.jeroen-baert.be
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Github:
https://github.com/Forceflow
Blog:
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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Aug 02, 2026
Jeroen Baert
@jbaert@mastodon.social

Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster.

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Als je de kans krijgt om Massive Attack te zien (ook al ken je mss enkel "Unfinished Sympathy" of "Teardrop"): GAAN. Indrukwekkende, overdonderende combo van audio/visuals (van Adam Curtis in de laatste tour). Nooit teleurgesteld, en al een dozijn keer gaan kijken.
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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Aug 01, 2026
Jeroen Baert
@jbaert@mastodon.social

Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster.

mastodon.social

This looks like a fun idea: ShieldFont https://shieldfont.org/

ShieldFont
ShieldFont

ShieldFont

Publish for humans, not for crawlers. A web font that swaps the words in your HTML, so readers see your writing and AI training gets a stale copy.

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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Jul 31, 2026
Jeroen Baert
@jbaert@mastodon.social

Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster.

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Albumtitel van het jaar gaat naar Four Tet (not a rendering error, that's Wingdings)

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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Jul 31, 2026
Jeroen Baert
@jbaert@mastodon.social

Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster.

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Alles dat Bert Hubert schrijft is interessant, maar zeker dit: https://berthub.eu/articles/posts/ai-voor-wie-erover-gaat/

AI: Overwegingen voor wie erover gaat - Bert Hubert's writings
Bert Hubert's writings

AI: Overwegingen voor wie erover gaat - Bert Hubert's writings

Onlangs presenteerde ik kort na elkaar bij het Netwerk van Publieke Dienstverleners en bij de Adviesraad Wetenschap, Technologie en Innovatie over AI. In deze twee verschillende maar korte presentatie

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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Jul 30, 2026
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@jbaert@mastodon.social

Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster.

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Filmtip: The Sheep Detectives

Gebleit, op meerdere manieren.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyZI5oM6hWk

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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Jul 30, 2026
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Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster.

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Elon Musk’s tired schtick https://disconnect.blog/elon-musks-tired-schtick/

Elon Musk’s tired schtick
Disconnect

Elon Musk’s tired schtick

Why does the media keep debasing itself for a man who despises them?

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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Jul 29, 2026
Jeroen Baert
@jbaert@mastodon.social

Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster.

mastodon.social
Replying to @jbaert@mastodon.social
Karl Bode, as always, has the most refreshing view: https://karlbode.com/ai-doomsday-bullshit-is-getting-tired/
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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Jul 29, 2026
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@jbaert@mastodon.social

Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster.

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ZUCHT. Dit was letterlijk een security-test. De "vreedzaam bedoelde agenten" hadden de *opdracht* om uit de securitysandbox te proberen breken. Een sandbox die niét fysiek van een netwerk afgescheiden was. "[OpenAI] deliberately disabled guardrails that are supposed to block high-risk actions."
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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Jul 29, 2026
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@jbaert@mastodon.social

Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster.

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RIP Kavinsky

https://youtu.be/PuFBmKAR07U

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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Jul 28, 2026
Jeroen Baert
@jbaert@mastodon.social

Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster.

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Replying to @dcoderlt@ohai.social
@dcoderlt@ohai.social @cR0w@infosec.exchange ZoneAlarm ... now that's a name I haven't heard in a very long time
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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Jul 23, 2026
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@jbaert@mastodon.social

Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster.

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(not mine)
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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Jul 22, 2026
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@jbaert@mastodon.social

Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster.

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Replying to @malwaretech@infosec.exchange
@malwaretech@infosec.exchange A very good explanation (so far, still listening), thanks
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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Jul 22, 2026
Jeroen Baert
@jbaert@mastodon.social

Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster.

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Media should stop reporting this as "rogue AI hacked its way to the internet" and more like "this was a badly performed OpenAI experiment with lack of basic safeguards in what turned out to be an uncontrolled, badly protected test environment". Stop doing free PR. https://mashable.com/tech/hugging-face-openai-rogue-agent-hack-explained
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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Jul 21, 2026
Jeroen Baert
@jbaert@mastodon.social

Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster.

mastodon.social
Today in research for my show on how companies are stealing your data. https://www.mozillafoundation.org/en/privacynotincluded/articles/its-official-cars-are-the-worst-product-category-we-have-ever-reviewed-for-privacy/
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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Jul 19, 2026
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@jbaert@mastodon.social

Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster.

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PHRASING
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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Jul 16, 2026
Jeroen Baert
@jbaert@mastodon.social

Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster.

mastodon.social
Poncho says hi #dogs #dogsofmastodon
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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Jul 13, 2026
Jeroen Baert
@jbaert@mastodon.social

Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster.

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Leeftijdscontrole is identiteitscontrole, voor iedereen. EU komt na de zomer met voorstel rond minimumleeftijd voor sociale media, experts pleiten voor grens van 13 jaar oud https://www.vrt.be/vrtnws/nl/2026/07/13/eu-komt-met-minimumleeftijdsgrenzen-voor-sociale-media/
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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Jul 06, 2026
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@jbaert@mastodon.social

Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster.

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Replying to @infobeautiful@vis.social
@infobeautiful@vis.social Isn't this a result of polling stations for a very small amount of people (like in remote villages), where you automatically get more "round" numbers because you've got only like 10 or 20 people voting?
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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Jul 02, 2026
Jeroen Baert
@jbaert@mastodon.social

Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster.

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Watched Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody affair and it's the best way to experience it. Carve out 4 hours and enjoy!
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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Jun 16, 2026
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@jbaert@mastodon.social

Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster.

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Replying to @astro_jcm@mastodon.online
@astro_jcm@mastodon.online Doom 3 vibe intensifying!
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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Jun 16, 2026
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@jbaert@mastodon.social

Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster.

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Replying to @cmconseils@mastodon.social
@cmconseils@mastodon.social feeling seen
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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Apr 26, 2026
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@jbaert@mastodon.social

Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster.

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We wonnen met #Nerdland "De Zesde Vijs" van SKEPP! https://skepp.be/kritisch-denken/nerdland-wint-de-zesde-vijs-2025

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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Apr 23, 2026
Jeroen Baert
@jbaert@mastodon.social

Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster.

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Recent kantoor geopend in België, ook. Fuck Palantir.

‘Zorgwekkend dat een bedrijf dit dúrft te publiceren’: statement van defensie-techbedrijf Palantir doet alarmbellen afgaan https://www.demorgen.be/nieuws/zorgwekkend-dat-een-bedrijf-dit-durft-te-publiceren-statement-van-defensie-techbedrijf-palantir-doet-alarmbellen-afgaan~b0206ef3/

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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Apr 22, 2026
Jeroen Baert
@jbaert@mastodon.social

Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster.

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"Hij heeft vandaag nog niemand vermoord, hij is dus zéker geen moordenaar!"

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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Apr 18, 2026
Jeroen Baert
@jbaert@mastodon.social

Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster.

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Ik heb een idee voor de Straat van Hormuz. Wie heeft er nog zo'n sticker?

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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Mar 30, 2026
Jeroen Baert
@jbaert@mastodon.social

Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster.

mastodon.social

"CEO Said A Thing!" Journalism https://karlbode.com/ceo-said-a-thing-journalism/

"CEO Said A Thing!" Journalism
The Fine Print*

"CEO Said A Thing!" Journalism

"CEO said a thing!" journalism involves parroting the claims of a business leader or executive with absolutely no context, correction, or challenge whatsoever, no matter how elaborate the delusion.

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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Mar 27, 2026
Jeroen Baert
@jbaert@mastodon.social

Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster.

mastodon.social
Replying to @tarix29@tech.lgbt
@tarix29 @k3ym0 we used this in uni when data caps were reached... but dns resolves were still allowed :)
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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Mar 05, 2026
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@jbaert@mastodon.social

Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster.

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You Bought Zuck’s Ray-Bans. Now Someone in Nairobi Is Watching You Poop. https://blog.adafruit.com/2026/03/04/you-bought-zucks-ray-bans-now-someone-in-nairobi-is-watching-you-poop/

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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Mar 03, 2026
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@jbaert@mastodon.social

Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster.

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Kom nou, Israël begint een militaire operatie _altijd_ met het bombarderen van een school. Met tradities breek je niet.

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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Mar 01, 2026
Jeroen Baert
@jbaert@mastodon.social

Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster.

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JONGENS MEISJES DE VISDEURBEL IS TERUG
https://visdeurbel.nl/

Visdeurbel – tot volgend seizoen! | De Visdeurbel
De Visdeurbel

Visdeurbel – tot volgend seizoen! | De Visdeurbel

Zie je een vis? Druk op de Visdeurbel dan opent onze sluiswachter de sluis en kunnen de vissen doorzwemmen.

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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Feb 25, 2026
Jeroen Baert
@jbaert@mastodon.social

Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster.

mastodon.social

Euhm neen

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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Feb 20, 2026
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@jbaert@mastodon.social

Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster.

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Seedance’s ‘generated’ AI Cruise-Pitt demo was a green screen and face swap https://pivot-to-ai.com/2026/02/18/seedances-generated-ai-cruise-pitt-demo-was-a-green-screen-and-face-swap/

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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Feb 19, 2026
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@jbaert@mastodon.social

Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster.

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(nobody wants this)

Apple's building a wearable panopticon and calling it Siri - Boing Boing https://boingboing.net/2026/02/18/apples-building-a-wearable-panopticon-and-calling-it-siri.html

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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Feb 19, 2026
Jeroen Baert
@jbaert@mastodon.social

Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster.

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Still my go-to article to explain what backpropagation actually is in neural networks!

Hello Deep Learning: actually learning something - Bert Hubert's writings https://berthub.eu/articles/posts/first-learning/

Bert Hubert's writings

Hello Deep Learning: actually learning something - Bert Hubert's writings

This page is part of the Hello Deep Learning series of blog posts. You are very welcome to improve this page via GitHub! In this chapter we’re going to take the neural network we made earlier, but act

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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Feb 19, 2026
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@jbaert@mastodon.social

Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster.

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Unbelievable story about how a brick expert helped locate a victim in a CSAM case.

How dark web agent spotted bedroom wall clue to rescue girl from abuse
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cx2gn239exlo

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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Feb 18, 2026
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@jbaert@mastodon.social

Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster.

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Onder Trump moet je niet het scherpste mes in de lade zijn om ambassadeur te worden. Je moet nauwelijks bestek zijn.

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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Feb 17, 2026
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@jbaert@mastodon.social

Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster.

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Ook genoten van 28 Years Later (2025). Benieuwd wat Nia DaCosta (van die crimineel ondergewaardeerde Candyman remake) met de volgende film doet.

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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Feb 16, 2026
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@jbaert@mastodon.social

Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster.

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Deze week elke avond in de #krokusquiz op Canvas met Team Nerds!

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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Feb 16, 2026
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@jbaert@mastodon.social

Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster.

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Eindelijk "Weapons" gezien. Niet te missen als je van mystery/horror houdt!

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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Feb 16, 2026
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Replying to @mcnees@mastodon.social
@mcnees this rocks
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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Jan 30, 2026
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Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster.

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Goed nieuws iedereen: Hitlerbot en Herbruikbare Raketten, nu in 1 handig bedrijf. Elon Musk might merge SpaceX with Tesla or xAI https://www.theverge.com/tech/870380/elon-musk-space-x-xai-merger
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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Jan 22, 2026
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@jbaert@mastodon.social

Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster.

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Replying to @ptoothfish@mastodon.nz
@ptoothfish 90% of my tech troubleshooting is old people who get confused because the latest crapware phone update shuffled everything around again
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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Nov 27, 2025
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@jbaert@mastodon.social

Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster.

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Replying to @Catvalente@wandering.shop
@Catvalente@wandering.shop beautiful!
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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Jun 01, 2025
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@jbaert@mastodon.social

Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster.

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Replying to @aworkinglibrary@mstdn.social
@aworkinglibrary This is so excellently written. Bookmark and follow!
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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Jan 08, 2025
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@jbaert@mastodon.social

Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster.

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Geen idee meer waar ik het gelezen heb, maar Trump die Groenland wil omdat hij de Mercatorprojectie niet begrijpt is een heel plausibele verklaring.

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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Sep 11, 2023
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@jbaert@mastodon.social

Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster.

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Replying to @burgerdrome@aus.social
@burgerdrome@aus.social I just treat my Smart TV like a dumb TV, disconnect it from the network and use a different, more capable and focused device as a media center.
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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Jul 31, 2023
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@jbaert@mastodon.social

Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster.

mastodon.social
Replying to @BBC_News_Labs@social.bbc
@BBC_News_Labs@social.bbc Welcome! https://www.forceflow.be/2022/11/11/moving-from-twitter-to-mastodon/
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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Apr 28, 2023
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@jbaert@mastodon.social

Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster.

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Replying to @mmasnick@mastodon.social
@mmasnick good overview, nice!
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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Nov 18, 2022
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@micahflee@mastodon.social there may be some upside, but remember, if your fast server has to communicate with a clogged up instance, you'll be waiting anyway :)
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Jeroen Baert @jbaert@mastodon.social · Nov 06, 2022
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@jbaert@mastodon.social

Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster.

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@mmasnick Tusky does this, I found out. Excellentttttt
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