MayaMayaMaya
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I solemnly swear to be an endearingly dysfunctional trainwreck of an egg.
I make software, but I can't really talk about it as I'm on the DL.
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MayaMayaMaya
@itsmaya@social.treehouse.systems
I solemnly swear to be an endearingly dysfunctional trainwreck of an egg. I make software, but I can't really talk about it as I'm on the DL.
social.treehouse.systems
MayaMayaMaya
@itsmaya@social.treehouse.systems
I solemnly swear to be an endearingly dysfunctional trainwreck of an egg. I make software, but I can't really talk about it as I'm on the DL.
social.treehouse.systems
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Mar 26, 2026
@alice "enter the combo" hit like a missing stair, I was expecting innuendo! :D
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MayaMayaMaya
@itsmaya@social.treehouse.systems
I solemnly swear to be an endearingly dysfunctional trainwreck of an egg. I make software, but I can't really talk about it as I'm on the DL.
social.treehouse.systems
MayaMayaMaya
@itsmaya@social.treehouse.systems
I solemnly swear to be an endearingly dysfunctional trainwreck of an egg. I make software, but I can't really talk about it as I'm on the DL.
social.treehouse.systems
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Mar 25, 2026
Ok so maybe this is why I never made an anonymous alt; I knew I'd start saying some really unhinged shit and have to live with the fact that it's all true.
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MayaMayaMaya
@itsmaya@social.treehouse.systems
I solemnly swear to be an endearingly dysfunctional trainwreck of an egg. I make software, but I can't really talk about it as I'm on the DL.
social.treehouse.systems
MayaMayaMaya
@itsmaya@social.treehouse.systems
I solemnly swear to be an endearingly dysfunctional trainwreck of an egg. I make software, but I can't really talk about it as I'm on the DL.
social.treehouse.systems
@itsmaya@social.treehouse.systems
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Mar 21, 2026
Gender affirming penis shrinkage.
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MayaMayaMaya
@itsmaya@social.treehouse.systems
I solemnly swear to be an endearingly dysfunctional trainwreck of an egg. I make software, but I can't really talk about it as I'm on the DL.
social.treehouse.systems
MayaMayaMaya
@itsmaya@social.treehouse.systems
I solemnly swear to be an endearingly dysfunctional trainwreck of an egg. I make software, but I can't really talk about it as I'm on the DL.
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Mar 18, 2026
@N33R I should read that one again.
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MayaMayaMaya
@itsmaya@social.treehouse.systems
I solemnly swear to be an endearingly dysfunctional trainwreck of an egg. I make software, but I can't really talk about it as I'm on the DL.
social.treehouse.systems
MayaMayaMaya
@itsmaya@social.treehouse.systems
I solemnly swear to be an endearingly dysfunctional trainwreck of an egg. I make software, but I can't really talk about it as I'm on the DL.
social.treehouse.systems
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Mar 15, 2026
@livho @wakame @OctaviaConAmore @ShadowJonathan ok this *most likely* didn't mean, "they hand you a floppy and then they read it to check your reservation" but is what I thought at first and that would be hilarious.
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@itsmaya@social.treehouse.systems
I solemnly swear to be an endearingly dysfunctional trainwreck of an egg. I make software, but I can't really talk about it as I'm on the DL.
social.treehouse.systems
MayaMayaMaya
@itsmaya@social.treehouse.systems
I solemnly swear to be an endearingly dysfunctional trainwreck of an egg. I make software, but I can't really talk about it as I'm on the DL.
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Mar 15, 2026
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MayaMayaMaya
@itsmaya@social.treehouse.systems
I solemnly swear to be an endearingly dysfunctional trainwreck of an egg. I make software, but I can't really talk about it as I'm on the DL.
social.treehouse.systems
MayaMayaMaya
@itsmaya@social.treehouse.systems
I solemnly swear to be an endearingly dysfunctional trainwreck of an egg. I make software, but I can't really talk about it as I'm on the DL.
social.treehouse.systems
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Feb 27, 2026
@N33R yesterday I stood up to get a glass of water, noticed my protein shake bottle was dirty, washed it, and sat back down. It took me 5 minutes to realize that I was still thirsty and why.
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MayaMayaMaya
@itsmaya@social.treehouse.systems
I solemnly swear to be an endearingly dysfunctional trainwreck of an egg. I make software, but I can't really talk about it as I'm on the DL.
social.treehouse.systems
MayaMayaMaya
@itsmaya@social.treehouse.systems
I solemnly swear to be an endearingly dysfunctional trainwreck of an egg. I make software, but I can't really talk about it as I'm on the DL.
social.treehouse.systems
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Nov 30, 2025
@davevolek @phryk @DGI we are in and have been in an era of political violence for all of recorded human history.
The ONLY question is who is the violence aimed at.
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