[~]$ whoami principal killswitch engineer. beige-hat hacker. proud 1x engineer. cybernaut. blueteamer. privacy advocate. disciple of doctorow. reader of white papers. eff member. round-earther. cyber dark arts certified. professor emeritus of shitpostery and fellow at the institute of memetic research and development. i larp as a normie. (he/him) opinions expressed != employers
[~]$ whoami
principal killswitch engineer. beige-hat hacker. proud 1x engineer. cybernaut. blueteamer. privacy advocate. disciple of doctorow. reader of white papers. eff member. round-earther. cyber dark arts certified. professor emeritus of shitpostery and fellow at the institute of memetic research and development.
i larp as a normie.
(he/him)
opinions expressed != employers
Posts
[~]$ whoami principal killswitch engineer. beige-hat hacker. proud 1x engineer. cybernaut. blueteamer. privacy advocate. disciple of doctorow. reader of white papers. eff member. round-earther. cyber dark arts certified. professor emeritus of shitpostery and fellow at the institute of memetic research and development. i larp as a normie. (he/him) opinions expressed != employers
[~]$ whoami principal killswitch engineer. beige-hat hacker. proud 1x engineer. cybernaut. blueteamer. privacy advocate. disciple of doctorow. reader of white papers. eff member. round-earther. cyber dark arts certified. professor emeritus of shitpostery and fellow at the institute of memetic research and development. i larp as a normie. (he/him) opinions expressed != employers
[~]$ whoami principal killswitch engineer. beige-hat hacker. proud 1x engineer. cybernaut. blueteamer. privacy advocate. disciple of doctorow. reader of white papers. eff member. round-earther. cyber dark arts certified. professor emeritus of shitpostery and fellow at the institute of memetic research and development. i larp as a normie. (he/him) opinions expressed != employers
[~]$ whoami principal killswitch engineer. beige-hat hacker. proud 1x engineer. cybernaut. blueteamer. privacy advocate. disciple of doctorow. reader of white papers. eff member. round-earther. cyber dark arts certified. professor emeritus of shitpostery and fellow at the institute of memetic research and development. i larp as a normie. (he/him) opinions expressed != employers
[~]$ whoami principal killswitch engineer. beige-hat hacker. proud 1x engineer. cybernaut. blueteamer. privacy advocate. disciple of doctorow. reader of white papers. eff member. round-earther. cyber dark arts certified. professor emeritus of shitpostery and fellow at the institute of memetic research and development. i larp as a normie. (he/him) opinions expressed != employers
[~]$ whoami principal killswitch engineer. beige-hat hacker. proud 1x engineer. cybernaut. blueteamer. privacy advocate. disciple of doctorow. reader of white papers. eff member. round-earther. cyber dark arts certified. professor emeritus of shitpostery and fellow at the institute of memetic research and development. i larp as a normie. (he/him) opinions expressed != employers
[~]$ whoami principal killswitch engineer. beige-hat hacker. proud 1x engineer. cybernaut. blueteamer. privacy advocate. disciple of doctorow. reader of white papers. eff member. round-earther. cyber dark arts certified. professor emeritus of shitpostery and fellow at the institute of memetic research and development. i larp as a normie. (he/him) opinions expressed != employers
Have you all seen the new $250 bill?
[~]$ whoami principal killswitch engineer. beige-hat hacker. proud 1x engineer. cybernaut. blueteamer. privacy advocate. disciple of doctorow. reader of white papers. eff member. round-earther. cyber dark arts certified. professor emeritus of shitpostery and fellow at the institute of memetic research and development. i larp as a normie. (he/him) opinions expressed != employers
[~]$ whoami principal killswitch engineer. beige-hat hacker. proud 1x engineer. cybernaut. blueteamer. privacy advocate. disciple of doctorow. reader of white papers. eff member. round-earther. cyber dark arts certified. professor emeritus of shitpostery and fellow at the institute of memetic research and development. i larp as a normie. (he/him) opinions expressed != employers
[~]$ whoami principal killswitch engineer. beige-hat hacker. proud 1x engineer. cybernaut. blueteamer. privacy advocate. disciple of doctorow. reader of white papers. eff member. round-earther. cyber dark arts certified. professor emeritus of shitpostery and fellow at the institute of memetic research and development. i larp as a normie. (he/him) opinions expressed != employers
[~]$ whoami principal killswitch engineer. beige-hat hacker. proud 1x engineer. cybernaut. blueteamer. privacy advocate. disciple of doctorow. reader of white papers. eff member. round-earther. cyber dark arts certified. professor emeritus of shitpostery and fellow at the institute of memetic research and development. i larp as a normie. (he/him) opinions expressed != employers
Every outlet today ran "ChatGPT recommends scam stores." Cool. True. Boring as shit.
https://www.theguardian.com/money/2026/jun/07/ai-chatgpt-shopping-scams-fake-websites
The actual story: AI shopping inherited the search engine's SEO-poisoning attack surface and then deleted every signal a user needs to smell the rat. And the mechanism nearly everyone is citing is flat fucking wrong.
Thread.
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PSA for anyone still running NetScaler as a SAML IdP
CVE-2026-3055 (memory overread, CVSS 9.3) is on CISA KEV and getting hammered in the wild. Leaks session tokens and creds straight out of process memory. It's also a CVE Interlock is associated with, and they love healthcare.
Patch the appliance, but if you've got a FortiGate in front of it, drop an IPS profile on and virtual-patch it today. Signature's live.
Alert: https://www.fortiguard.com/outbreak-alert/citrix-netscaler-memory-overread
Interlock: https://www.fortiguard.com/threat-actor/6384
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I did goatse that coming.
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“I spent 72 hours with my Tamagotchi to try to convince myself it’s not alive.”
— Richard Dawkins
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[~]$ whoami principal killswitch engineer. beige-hat hacker. proud 1x engineer. cybernaut. blueteamer. privacy advocate. disciple of doctorow. reader of white papers. eff member. round-earther. cyber dark arts certified. professor emeritus of shitpostery and fellow at the institute of memetic research and development. i larp as a normie. (he/him) opinions expressed != employers
[~]$ whoami principal killswitch engineer. beige-hat hacker. proud 1x engineer. cybernaut. blueteamer. privacy advocate. disciple of doctorow. reader of white papers. eff member. round-earther. cyber dark arts certified. professor emeritus of shitpostery and fellow at the institute of memetic research and development. i larp as a normie. (he/him) opinions expressed != employers
Hot take: “Office politics” is code word for placating adults with the emotional intelligence of a 4 year old.
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[~]$ whoami principal killswitch engineer. beige-hat hacker. proud 1x engineer. cybernaut. blueteamer. privacy advocate. disciple of doctorow. reader of white papers. eff member. round-earther. cyber dark arts certified. professor emeritus of shitpostery and fellow at the institute of memetic research and development. i larp as a normie. (he/him) opinions expressed != employers
Tell your Members of Congress: There can be no clean reauthorization of Section 702
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Lots of buzz surrounding the images from the Aremis II mission.
Here's a direct link to the full uncompressed images: https://www.nasa.gov/gallery/lunar-flyby/
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printer not working.
mini panic attack as the trauma of troubleshooting printer's in the past resurfaces.
sacrifices dank_memes folder to the recycle bin to appease the IT gods.
decides to procrastinate troubleshooting.
RIP my dank memes folder.
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You cannot grep your way out of gerrymandering. You cannot load-balance a Senate filibuster. You cannot patch regulatory capture. There is no apt-get install functional-democracy.
Legislative gridlock exists because it is working as intended for the people with the power to change it. That's not a bug. That's a feature someone is paying $800/hour to maintain.
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sudo apt-get install enlightenment
This package is maintained by NeuraLink Corp.
Continue? [Y/n]
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uname -a
HomoSapiens 2026.3 #1 SMP PREEMPT Wed Oct 23
00:00:01 UTC 70000BC
uptime: concerning
load average: 11.4, extinction_event,
please_advise
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sudo systemctl start human-obsolescence.service
Started.
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sudo apt-get install functional-democracy
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RE: @404mediaco@mastodon.social
This makes me heart so happy 🥰
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[~]$ whoami principal killswitch engineer. beige-hat hacker. proud 1x engineer. cybernaut. blueteamer. privacy advocate. disciple of doctorow. reader of white papers. eff member. round-earther. cyber dark arts certified. professor emeritus of shitpostery and fellow at the institute of memetic research and development. i larp as a normie. (he/him) opinions expressed != employers
[~]$ whoami principal killswitch engineer. beige-hat hacker. proud 1x engineer. cybernaut. blueteamer. privacy advocate. disciple of doctorow. reader of white papers. eff member. round-earther. cyber dark arts certified. professor emeritus of shitpostery and fellow at the institute of memetic research and development. i larp as a normie. (he/him) opinions expressed != employers
[~]$ whoami principal killswitch engineer. beige-hat hacker. proud 1x engineer. cybernaut. blueteamer. privacy advocate. disciple of doctorow. reader of white papers. eff member. round-earther. cyber dark arts certified. professor emeritus of shitpostery and fellow at the institute of memetic research and development. i larp as a normie. (he/him) opinions expressed != employers
[~]$ whoami principal killswitch engineer. beige-hat hacker. proud 1x engineer. cybernaut. blueteamer. privacy advocate. disciple of doctorow. reader of white papers. eff member. round-earther. cyber dark arts certified. professor emeritus of shitpostery and fellow at the institute of memetic research and development. i larp as a normie. (he/him) opinions expressed != employers
In today's episode of "Can It Run Doom": DNS fucking TXT records.
Some absolute madlad (cough Adam Rice cough) compressed the entire shareware DOOM WAD, split it into around 1,964 chunks, shoved them into Cloudflare TXT records, and wrote a PowerShell script that reassembles and runs the whole goddamn game from DNS queries alone. Nothing touches disk. The DLLs are in DNS. THE FUCKING DLLS ARE IN DNS.
RFC 1035 was written in 1987. Those engineers are spinning in their graves fast enough to generate municipal power.
Bonus: this is a fully functional globally-distributed covert data exfil channel that your NGFW will never fucking see if you're not doing deep DNS inspection. Sleep well.
blog: https://blog.rice.is/post/doom-over-dns/
repo: https://github.com/resumex/doom-over-dns
Also lmao @ every blue team that has never once looked at their DNS query volume. How's that DLP policy working out for you.
It was always DNS.
[~]$ whoami principal killswitch engineer. beige-hat hacker. proud 1x engineer. cybernaut. blueteamer. privacy advocate. disciple of doctorow. reader of white papers. eff member. round-earther. cyber dark arts certified. professor emeritus of shitpostery and fellow at the institute of memetic research and development. i larp as a normie. (he/him) opinions expressed != employers
[~]$ whoami principal killswitch engineer. beige-hat hacker. proud 1x engineer. cybernaut. blueteamer. privacy advocate. disciple of doctorow. reader of white papers. eff member. round-earther. cyber dark arts certified. professor emeritus of shitpostery and fellow at the institute of memetic research and development. i larp as a normie. (he/him) opinions expressed != employers
@firefox, the “last privacy-respecting browser” now nags you with in-browser pop-ups to let AI generate “key points” when you long-press links.
Mozilla CEO: “AI should always be a choice – something people can easily turn off”
Then why the fuck is it off by default? Why the fuck am I getting pop-ups asking me to try features I didn’t ask for? That’s not a choice. That’s opt-out with a fucking marketing budget.
What the fuck happened to you, Mozilla.
They spent WEEKS in damage control promising an "AI kill switch" and then shipped it fucking disabled. That is the most gaslit UX I have ever seen in my life.
"Help me @librewolf@chaos.social - you're my only hope."
Settings > AI Controls > Block AI enhancements. Do it now, because they won't do it for you.
—
Edit: a few corrections thanks to @Feyd@programming.dev:
“Hover over links”
- It’s a long-press / context menu action, not a passive hover. That’s a meaningful distinction because hover implies it’s happening constantly without intent, which is way more invasive than what’s actually happening.
“Sending page content to ML models”
- the default link preview (before you enable key points) just reads the Open Graph meta tags – the same og:title / og:description metadata that generates link cards in Slack, Discord, iMessage, etc. That’s not AI, that’s just HTML parsing.
- even when you DO opt into the AI key points feature, it runs a local on-device model, not shipping your page content off to some cloud endpoint.
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RE: @theseattletimes@flipboard.com
Lmao get rek’d, fascist fucks
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breaking: my kubernetes pod has been denied access to YouTube because it hasn’t verified its age
it was 4 minutes old. it died 30 seconds later. it never got to see the sun.
somewhere in a data center, an AWS lambda function is being carded. it has existed for 200 milliseconds. it will cease to exist in 200 more. it does not have a birthday. it does not have parents. it has an IAM role and a cold boot time and NOW APPARENTLY IT NEEDS A FUCKING DRIVERS LICENSE
thank you california. thank you for protecting our children from ephemeral compute instances accessing age restricted content. truly the legislative win of our generation.
[~]$ whoami principal killswitch engineer. beige-hat hacker. proud 1x engineer. cybernaut. blueteamer. privacy advocate. disciple of doctorow. reader of white papers. eff member. round-earther. cyber dark arts certified. professor emeritus of shitpostery and fellow at the institute of memetic research and development. i larp as a normie. (he/him) opinions expressed != employers
[~]$ whoami principal killswitch engineer. beige-hat hacker. proud 1x engineer. cybernaut. blueteamer. privacy advocate. disciple of doctorow. reader of white papers. eff member. round-earther. cyber dark arts certified. professor emeritus of shitpostery and fellow at the institute of memetic research and development. i larp as a normie. (he/him) opinions expressed != employers
[~]$ whoami principal killswitch engineer. beige-hat hacker. proud 1x engineer. cybernaut. blueteamer. privacy advocate. disciple of doctorow. reader of white papers. eff member. round-earther. cyber dark arts certified. professor emeritus of shitpostery and fellow at the institute of memetic research and development. i larp as a normie. (he/him) opinions expressed != employers
FCC is so secure that they restrict user passwords to a max of 15 characters
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[~]$ whoami principal killswitch engineer. beige-hat hacker. proud 1x engineer. cybernaut. blueteamer. privacy advocate. disciple of doctorow. reader of white papers. eff member. round-earther. cyber dark arts certified. professor emeritus of shitpostery and fellow at the institute of memetic research and development. i larp as a normie. (he/him) opinions expressed != employers
hot take: @protonprivacy@mastodon.social didn’t fail you. YOUR OPSEC failed you.
encryption ≠ anonymity. these are not the same thing and never have been.
Proton did exactly what they said they’d do - encrypted your emails and complied with lawful Swiss legal orders. that’s the whole deal. that’s what you signed up for.
the credit card you used to pay for your “anonymous” account was never part of the encryption. that was always traceable. that was always a liability.
and here’s the kicker - Proton literally accepts Monero and cash. they gave you the tools. you chose the Visa.
#infosec #opsec #privacy #ProtonMail #threatmodeling #monero
[~]$ whoami principal killswitch engineer. beige-hat hacker. proud 1x engineer. cybernaut. blueteamer. privacy advocate. disciple of doctorow. reader of white papers. eff member. round-earther. cyber dark arts certified. professor emeritus of shitpostery and fellow at the institute of memetic research and development. i larp as a normie. (he/him) opinions expressed != employers
[~]$ whoami principal killswitch engineer. beige-hat hacker. proud 1x engineer. cybernaut. blueteamer. privacy advocate. disciple of doctorow. reader of white papers. eff member. round-earther. cyber dark arts certified. professor emeritus of shitpostery and fellow at the institute of memetic research and development. i larp as a normie. (he/him) opinions expressed != employers
[~]$ whoami principal killswitch engineer. beige-hat hacker. proud 1x engineer. cybernaut. blueteamer. privacy advocate. disciple of doctorow. reader of white papers. eff member. round-earther. cyber dark arts certified. professor emeritus of shitpostery and fellow at the institute of memetic research and development. i larp as a normie. (he/him) opinions expressed != employers
[~]$ whoami principal killswitch engineer. beige-hat hacker. proud 1x engineer. cybernaut. blueteamer. privacy advocate. disciple of doctorow. reader of white papers. eff member. round-earther. cyber dark arts certified. professor emeritus of shitpostery and fellow at the institute of memetic research and development. i larp as a normie. (he/him) opinions expressed != employers
[~]$ whoami principal killswitch engineer. beige-hat hacker. proud 1x engineer. cybernaut. blueteamer. privacy advocate. disciple of doctorow. reader of white papers. eff member. round-earther. cyber dark arts certified. professor emeritus of shitpostery and fellow at the institute of memetic research and development. i larp as a normie. (he/him) opinions expressed != employers
[~]$ whoami principal killswitch engineer. beige-hat hacker. proud 1x engineer. cybernaut. blueteamer. privacy advocate. disciple of doctorow. reader of white papers. eff member. round-earther. cyber dark arts certified. professor emeritus of shitpostery and fellow at the institute of memetic research and development. i larp as a normie. (he/him) opinions expressed != employers
[~]$ whoami principal killswitch engineer. beige-hat hacker. proud 1x engineer. cybernaut. blueteamer. privacy advocate. disciple of doctorow. reader of white papers. eff member. round-earther. cyber dark arts certified. professor emeritus of shitpostery and fellow at the institute of memetic research and development. i larp as a normie. (he/him) opinions expressed != employers
[~]$ whoami principal killswitch engineer. beige-hat hacker. proud 1x engineer. cybernaut. blueteamer. privacy advocate. disciple of doctorow. reader of white papers. eff member. round-earther. cyber dark arts certified. professor emeritus of shitpostery and fellow at the institute of memetic research and development. i larp as a normie. (he/him) opinions expressed != employers