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Advanced Persistent Teapot

@http_error_418@hachyderm.io
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Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them.

Servant to three cats.

3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)

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Joined February 09, 2023
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he/him, but fuck gender roles
Feminism:
angry
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Brown

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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · Jul 29, 2026
Advanced Persistent Teapot
@http_error_418@hachyderm.io

Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them. Servant to three cats. 3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)

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Note to self: if you do not put the lid on the grounds container of the coffee grinder before you grind coffee, you will have a Bad Time ™
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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · Jun 29, 2026
Advanced Persistent Teapot
@http_error_418@hachyderm.io

Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them. Servant to three cats. 3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)

hachyderm.io
Replying to @akareilly@hachyderm.io
@akareilly@hachyderm.io for every million of personal net worth over the first twenty, one joust per year. The lower limit to rise in proportion to the national minimum wage.
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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · Jun 22, 2026
Advanced Persistent Teapot
@http_error_418@hachyderm.io

Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them. Servant to three cats. 3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)

hachyderm.io
Replying to @advancedrubbish@hachyderm.io
@advancedrubbish@hachyderm.io @GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social yes it is, with the items set to simple icon
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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · Jun 22, 2026
Advanced Persistent Teapot
@http_error_418@hachyderm.io

Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them. Servant to three cats. 3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)

hachyderm.io
Replying to @GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social
@GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social I was such a massive nerd that I can still remember the jumps you can do in that map and how to get through the portal and over to the far ledge without a rocket jump
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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · Jun 18, 2026
Advanced Persistent Teapot
@http_error_418@hachyderm.io

Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them. Servant to three cats. 3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)

hachyderm.io
Replying to @ifixcoinops@retro.social
@ifixcoinops@retro.social I saw that video pop up in my feed too, tapped on it out of curiosity, saw that it was over an hour long and noped out before his voice even started Sounds like I dodged a bullet 😅
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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · Jun 17, 2026
Advanced Persistent Teapot
@http_error_418@hachyderm.io

Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them. Servant to three cats. 3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)

hachyderm.io
Replying to @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange
@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange オーディンはとても有名な犬です!
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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · Jun 11, 2026
Advanced Persistent Teapot
@http_error_418@hachyderm.io

Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them. Servant to three cats. 3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)

hachyderm.io
Replying to @gerrymcgovern@mastodon.green
@gerrymcgovern@mastodon.green that last part I certainly don't have the slightest dispute with
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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · Jun 11, 2026
Advanced Persistent Teapot
@http_error_418@hachyderm.io

Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them. Servant to three cats. 3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)

hachyderm.io
Replying to @gerrymcgovern@mastodon.green
@gerrymcgovern@mastodon.green I get what you're saying but I feel it's not really a good metric because datacentres aren't only jobs for the people that work in them, they're small parts of basically every computer based worker's job. The use of AI is grossly over consumptive but these numbers are a bit misleading about what's actually happening
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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · Jun 10, 2026
Advanced Persistent Teapot
@http_error_418@hachyderm.io

Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them. Servant to three cats. 3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)

hachyderm.io
Replying to @theplaguedoc@glitterkitten.co.uk
@theplaguedoc@glitterkitten.co.uk @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party hang on, I'm joining in, and bringing friends. Like this. https://lgbtqia.space/@dianea/116727387627284435
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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · Jun 10, 2026
Advanced Persistent Teapot
@http_error_418@hachyderm.io

Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them. Servant to three cats. 3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)

hachyderm.io
Replying to @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party I'm not in need of any best but I've got some spare for you if you like. For a little bit of cheer I always find @thebeeguy@mastodon.ie 's posts to be a good source
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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · Jun 10, 2026
Advanced Persistent Teapot
@http_error_418@hachyderm.io

Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them. Servant to three cats. 3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)

hachyderm.io
Replying to @neurovagrant@masto.deoan.org
@neurovagrant@masto.deoan.org in case you didn't already know this one: Hades II lets you pet the crow
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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · Jun 09, 2026
Advanced Persistent Teapot
@http_error_418@hachyderm.io

Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them. Servant to three cats. 3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)

hachyderm.io
Replying to @robb@social.lol
@robb@social.lol give her a high five from me, this is awesome
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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · Jun 03, 2026
Advanced Persistent Teapot
@http_error_418@hachyderm.io

Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them. Servant to three cats. 3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)

hachyderm.io
Replying to @doctormo@floss.social
@doctormo@floss.social The rich man starts renting umbrellas. Most people can only afford an umbrella half the time. The government institutes a new tax on umbrella rent. Scientists test the rain and discover that it contains a high concentration of urine. The government declares mandatory DNA testing to be eligible to rent an umbrella, in order to discover the source of the piss. After a while, the test has covered all potential umbrella renters; no positive matches were found.
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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · Jun 01, 2026
Advanced Persistent Teapot
@http_error_418@hachyderm.io

Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them. Servant to three cats. 3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)

hachyderm.io
Replying to @phillip@social.lol
@phillip@social.lol 🍿
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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · May 26, 2026
Advanced Persistent Teapot
@http_error_418@hachyderm.io

Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them. Servant to three cats. 3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)

hachyderm.io
Replying to @UkeleleEric@mstdn.social
@UkeleleEric@mstdn.social @ScottishGreens@mastodon.scot I'll second this but with a request to extend a little bit further. Frankly just take everything bar London and the home counties
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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · May 15, 2026
Advanced Persistent Teapot
@http_error_418@hachyderm.io

Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them. Servant to three cats. 3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)

hachyderm.io
Replying to @eldersea@expressional.social
@eldersea@expressional.social @jwz@mastodon.social well hello there Karma, I've missed you
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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · May 15, 2026
Advanced Persistent Teapot
@http_error_418@hachyderm.io

Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them. Servant to three cats. 3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)

hachyderm.io
Replying to @audunmb@todon.nl
@audunmb@todon.nl @baldur@toot.cafe there's a lot to choose from, but let's start with "billionaires"
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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · May 14, 2026
Advanced Persistent Teapot
@http_error_418@hachyderm.io

Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them. Servant to three cats. 3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)

hachyderm.io
Replying to @detondev@social.linux.pizza
@detondev@social.linux.pizza that is the rocket launcher, not BFG
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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · May 14, 2026
Advanced Persistent Teapot
@http_error_418@hachyderm.io

Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them. Servant to three cats. 3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)

hachyderm.io
Replying to @http_error_418@hachyderm.io
@vindo@mastodon.social @GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social brb getting a badge that says "WWDD What Would Dril Do"
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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · May 14, 2026
Advanced Persistent Teapot
@http_error_418@hachyderm.io

Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them. Servant to three cats. 3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)

hachyderm.io
Replying to @vindo@mastodon.social
@vindo@mastodon.social @GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social given that dril is almost certainly in the training corpus, it's possible that an LLM could literally advise as dril would have. And that would be fucking hilarious.
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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · May 13, 2026
Advanced Persistent Teapot
@http_error_418@hachyderm.io

Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them. Servant to three cats. 3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)

hachyderm.io
Replying to @tokensane@mastodon.me.uk
@tokensane@mastodon.me.uk @ChrisMayLA6@zirk.us my brother was in London on 7/7/2005, you'll need a better argument than that. Try again. (He's ok but we didn't know for about 4 hours)
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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · May 12, 2026
Advanced Persistent Teapot
@http_error_418@hachyderm.io

Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them. Servant to three cats. 3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)

hachyderm.io
Replying to @ChrisMayLA6@zirk.us
@ChrisMayLA6@zirk.us why the fuck do we even have separate sentencing for terrorists? The whole point of trying them in civilian courts is to emphasise that terrorists *are* criminals as opposed to enemy combatants in a war.
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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · May 12, 2026
Advanced Persistent Teapot
@http_error_418@hachyderm.io

Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them. Servant to three cats. 3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)

hachyderm.io
Replying to @JulianOliver@mastodon.social
@JulianOliver@mastodon.social @lightweight@mastodon.nzoss.nz do you need to be told the domains for it to work? Or can I just define a record in my DNS and job done
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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · May 11, 2026
Advanced Persistent Teapot
@http_error_418@hachyderm.io

Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them. Servant to three cats. 3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)

hachyderm.io
Replying to @http_error_418@hachyderm.io

@aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place extra bonus: the game is now recursively playable*

  • over sufficient periods of time
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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · May 11, 2026
Advanced Persistent Teapot
@http_error_418@hachyderm.io

Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them. Servant to three cats. 3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)

hachyderm.io
Replying to @aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place
@aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place goal: make a survival crafting game starting point: hunt deer for skins and make a fire from sticks. Realistic tech tree all the way through bronze, iron, and steel smelting, aluminium electrolysis, plastics, and extreme UV lithography!
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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · May 11, 2026
Advanced Persistent Teapot
@http_error_418@hachyderm.io

Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them. Servant to three cats. 3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)

hachyderm.io
Replying to @bagder@mastodon.social
@bagder@mastodon.social @david_chisnall@infosec.exchange I'm not going to advocate actually doing this because it's expensive and I'm not a fan of the environmental impacts, but I am curious what it would find if you pointed it at the codebase from a time before the other precursor tools like fuzzers were in use. How many bugs can it find that you know with hindsight are there to be found?
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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · May 10, 2026
Advanced Persistent Teapot
@http_error_418@hachyderm.io

Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them. Servant to three cats. 3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)

hachyderm.io
Replying to @capn_b@beige.party
@capn_b@beige.party @ben@mastodon.lubar.me @matildalove@wetdry.world there was a comic I encountered once that said whoever invented a technology to allow you to slap someone through the internet would instantly become a multi millionaire
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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · May 10, 2026
Advanced Persistent Teapot
@http_error_418@hachyderm.io

Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them. Servant to three cats. 3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)

hachyderm.io
Replying to @ben@mastodon.lubar.me
@ben@mastodon.lubar.me @matildalove@wetdry.world maybe I'd like a server that punches Nazis
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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · May 10, 2026
Advanced Persistent Teapot
@http_error_418@hachyderm.io

Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them. Servant to three cats. 3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)

hachyderm.io
Replying to @http_error_418@hachyderm.io
@noisytoot@berkeley.edu.pl @ryanc@infosec.exchange well, the first of these two things. Banning someone by IP has never been a good solution
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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · May 10, 2026
Advanced Persistent Teapot
@http_error_418@hachyderm.io

Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them. Servant to three cats. 3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)

hachyderm.io
Replying to @noisytoot@berkeley.edu.pl
@noisytoot@berkeley.edu.pl @ryanc@infosec.exchange dynamic DNS providers exist to solve this problem
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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · May 08, 2026
Advanced Persistent Teapot
@http_error_418@hachyderm.io

Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them. Servant to three cats. 3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)

hachyderm.io
Replying to @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party ok now that's just too far
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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · May 05, 2026
Advanced Persistent Teapot
@http_error_418@hachyderm.io

Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them. Servant to three cats. 3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)

hachyderm.io

When baristas ask my name for my coffee order I'm going to start saying "Spartacus" just to see the chaos when they announce it's ready

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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · May 04, 2026
Advanced Persistent Teapot
@http_error_418@hachyderm.io

Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them. Servant to three cats. 3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)

hachyderm.io
Replying to @da77a9@mstdn.social
@da77a9@mstdn.social ooh that does look good
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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · May 04, 2026
Advanced Persistent Teapot
@http_error_418@hachyderm.io

Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them. Servant to three cats. 3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)

hachyderm.io

I need to order some hardware supplies which even my local hardware store doesn't have, where in the UK that is NOT Amazon am I likely to be able to get:

Loctite 270 (not the standard loctite, very specifically need this one)
A glue that will dry hard but with a little stretch - most superglue is too brittle, and for preference something slightly less runny than normal superglue

Also interested in recommendations for a small table vise and a small heat gun

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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · May 04, 2026
Advanced Persistent Teapot
@http_error_418@hachyderm.io

Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them. Servant to three cats. 3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)

hachyderm.io
Replying to @cinebox@masto.hackers.town
@cinebox@masto.hackers.town @Jaicup@mindly.social @futurebird@sauropods.win they're called mimmoths https://girlgenius.fandom.com/wiki/Mimmoth
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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · May 03, 2026
Advanced Persistent Teapot
@http_error_418@hachyderm.io

Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them. Servant to three cats. 3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)

hachyderm.io

Every person involved with pushing "AI" LLMs needs to get in the fucking bin. This article is just one reason among many.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c242pzr1zp2o

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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · May 03, 2026
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@http_error_418@hachyderm.io

Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them. Servant to three cats. 3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)

hachyderm.io
Replying to @andreabont@m.posterdati.it
@andreabont @carnage4life murderously high prices are definitely on the cards though
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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · May 03, 2026
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@http_error_418@hachyderm.io

Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them. Servant to three cats. 3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)

hachyderm.io
Replying to @neromancer@mastodon.art
@neromancer nice! one that @mattblaze would appreciate too I think
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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · May 03, 2026
Advanced Persistent Teapot
@http_error_418@hachyderm.io

Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them. Servant to three cats. 3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)

hachyderm.io
Replying to @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
@TheBreadmonkey personally I'm a practitioner of the occult arse
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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · May 03, 2026
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@http_error_418@hachyderm.io

Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them. Servant to three cats. 3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)

hachyderm.io
Replying to @Faintdreams@dice.camp
@Faintdreams@dice.camp @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk "if you don't eat your fruit and veg, then he eats you"
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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · May 03, 2026
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social we stan Uncle Iroh
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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · May 03, 2026
Advanced Persistent Teapot
@http_error_418@hachyderm.io

Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them. Servant to three cats. 3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)

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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · May 03, 2026
Advanced Persistent Teapot
@http_error_418@hachyderm.io

Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them. Servant to three cats. 3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)

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@Faintdreams@dice.camp @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk is he a mafia kingpin who will eat himself to death, like Pizza The Hutt?
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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · May 01, 2026
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@http_error_418@hachyderm.io

Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them. Servant to three cats. 3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)

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@Lana@beige.party I shall lament, furiously and at length, that due to a typo I am a jack of all tirades.
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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · Apr 30, 2026
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@http_error_418@hachyderm.io

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@newsthump oooh, that angle for the photo really illustrates the meaning far better than the first one I saw (from the front, it was not clear that the figure was stepping off the edge)
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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · Apr 30, 2026
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@http_error_418@hachyderm.io

Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them. Servant to three cats. 3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)

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@backupbear may your cat shit in your slippers, your shower always drop water pressure while you have shampoo in your hair, and may ants keep finding ways into your kitchen
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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · Apr 30, 2026
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@http_error_418@hachyderm.io

Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them. Servant to three cats. 3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)

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https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/apr/30/as-a-ukrainian-journalist-ive-covered-the-us-for-20-years-i-find-it-increasingly-shocking

This article mentions something I've been feeling for quite a long time: the very *existence* of a charity suggests the failure of government to do something important.

I initially had this thought due to food banks. It's absolutely horrifying that we should ever need a food bank to exist. But then later I realised that the same applies to charities for cancer hospice support, domestic violence shelters... These are all functions that are important and necessary, but provided piecemeal because it's left to depend on individuals being generous and choosing what "deserves" their generosity.

It's not that I think in practice it's feasible for the state to take over everything that charities do, the world is imperfect, government moves slowly, and there will probably always be some gaps. But a charity is not the way the world *should* be, it is a signpost pointing towards something the nation or the world could be doing better.

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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · Apr 29, 2026
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@http_error_418@hachyderm.io

Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them. Servant to three cats. 3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)

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@catmisgivings@stranger.social @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party turned off or on at will by a simple pull cord?
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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · Apr 29, 2026
Advanced Persistent Teapot
@http_error_418@hachyderm.io

Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them. Servant to three cats. 3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)

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@DamonHD @paco @sue yep they were all at it, and LB got caught with no chair when the music stopped
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Advanced Persistent Teapot @http_error_418@hachyderm.io · Apr 29, 2026
Advanced Persistent Teapot
@http_error_418@hachyderm.io

Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them. Servant to three cats. 3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)

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@Amgine @gcn @elala historically (medieval period) I think the English meaning was similar - sodomy was any sex that could not result in pregnancy. It became narrower later on I believe.
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