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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · Aug 06, 2026

One of my first thoughts when waking up was, and maybe this question has been debated before, "Does Gimli seeing Galadriel as beautiful count as monsterfucking?"

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · Jul 30, 2026

Replying to @xorlou@lgbtqia.space

@xorlou@lgbtqia.space 🫂

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · Jul 26, 2026

The short messages from aircraft (via ACARS) are all unencrypted. That's right, they're sent in plane text.

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · Jul 21, 2026

of course, in the UK we call it oestro-jam

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · Jul 19, 2026

I have raised many a glass to an ocean liner. I'm a notorious shiptoaster.

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · May 27, 2026

Me, grabbing some bread at any point in the last 20ish years: "I'll just take a little more bread to honour the dead."

I heard that line far too many times.

#GrimFandango

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · May 27, 2026

Getting paid $2000 a month to masturbate :thinking_fierce:

... its for an AI company who wants you to test their AI audio 🤢

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · May 27, 2026

Yes I'm awake, groggy and back on my bullshit

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · May 27, 2026

I knew a farmer who died trying to grow the best chickpeas.

The growers competition awarded them first place, post-hummusly.

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · May 27, 2026

Replying to @Louisa@mastodon.xyz

@Louisa@mastodon.xyz direct link PayPal is fast and doesn't add any fees on gift. Tiny fees via the Kofi but it catches most options and is easier for people.

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · May 26, 2026

Replying to @cloudthethings@hachyderm.io

@cloudthethings@hachyderm.io anything is always so appreciated thank you so much 💜

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · May 26, 2026

Replying to @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk

And now, the day has been long, and hot, and my muscles groan. So I must sleep. Goodnight, much love to you all.

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · May 26, 2026

Replying to @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk

Thinking back on stuff that's happened just this month there's been stressful conversations, confrontations with family, heatwave prep, had to replace expired fire alarms. Replace boots that had developed huge holes. Purging a moth and mold problem. And so much more cleaning up after a terrible former housemate. [2000s advertisement voice] and much much more! Didn't quite realise how much it's all been till I stopped to think about it

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · May 26, 2026

Hi all, long story short me and Brynn have pushed ourselves too thin this month, and we could use some help to catch ourselves up and get groceries. :heart_trans:

http://PayPal.me/diffractie
http://ko-fi.com/brynndraws

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · May 25, 2026

I've not bought a 99 flake in over a decade and honestly I don't know what the prices are on then now.

When I see a ice-cream van it's like my inner child wants to buy one for me and Brynn but I'm terrified of them suddenly being £5.

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · May 25, 2026

If I die I don't want any of you saying "I hope she is at peace". I want to be an angry wrathful ghost for a bit.

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · May 14, 2026

A decadent dessert is 10x as dent as any other dessert

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · May 14, 2026

Replying to @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk

This really feels like why I can never get a 'normal' sleep pattern. The middle of the night just feels so right.

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · May 14, 2026

What is it about 3am that makes our bodies feel like this is the time to be awake.

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · May 13, 2026

Maxwells equations tell us that a changing E field (estrogen) induces a B field (boobs)

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · May 13, 2026

5 hours awake and I'm still a level of tired I would describe as "debilitating"

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · May 12, 2026

Imagine if you could have the loading mechanism of a bolt action rifle as a stim toy.

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · May 12, 2026

Boosted by

hypebot @hypebot@goingdark.social

Who called them fake plants and not fauxliage

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · May 11, 2026

Startling brynn with my panicked yelps at the printer.

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · May 10, 2026

Replying to @Akki@toot.lgbt

@Akki@toot.lgbt @FrazzledBrynn@glitterkitten.co.uk Yay!

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · May 08, 2026

The vampire community really struggles with self-reflection.

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · May 05, 2026

Replying to @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk

Like I get the nausea and abdominal cramping, on top of the aches everywhere. My chest starts to burn too. The sports day thing is I'd always try hard at them because I felt like I had to but the baseline for others was way above my ability. So id overexert and get the above pains.

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · May 05, 2026

Lot of pottering today, bit in the garden, spruced up desk, baking, cooking, little bit of tidying, short trip to the shops.

All good but I had to tie up the day's loose ends and it was slightly too much for one day! So now I've got the overexertion pains that remind me of sports day running.

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · May 03, 2026

Replying to @Faintdreams@dice.camp

@Faintdreams@dice.camp oh my god thats even worse

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · May 03, 2026

I got a Tesco email saying "Introducing our newest member, Plumbert"

And I was like "Who the fuck is Plumbert?"

And it turns out its this horrifying fruit and veg amalgam.

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · May 03, 2026

Replying to @dee@social.treehouse.systems

@dee@social.treehouse.systems now thats a gorgeous case :D

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · Apr 30, 2026

Oof it's cramps and headache day today. Anyway good morning everyone

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · Apr 30, 2026

Replying to @andrewt@mathstodon.xyz

@andrewt me to myself in any social situation

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · Apr 29, 2026

It's funny how an umlaut changes pronunciation, you put one over an x and suddenly its pronounced "acceleration"

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · Apr 25, 2026

Shout out to libraries. The original data centres.

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · Apr 17, 2026

Replying to @babe@glitterkitten.co.uk

@babe I have a hundred little rants I don't post from seeing people project their own perspective about cars onto other people's personal situations. :ablobcatgrumpy:

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · Apr 15, 2026

The acceleration store called, and they said your "jerk store" is derivative.

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · Apr 15, 2026

Replying to @jepyang@wandering.shop

@jepyang "It's only going to get better" etc, about a thing that even people who like it find it getting worse and worse.

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · Apr 04, 2026

Replying to @celesteh@hachyderm.io

@celesteh I remember trying to look up what things were kosher and I realised that any blog claiming a definitive answer was to be ignored. Real "locked by moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate" moment :P

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · Apr 01, 2026

I do love how big rocket unites the internet

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · Mar 26, 2026

"The binaries" sounds like an insult a genderfluid star trek society would call the enterprise crew.

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · Mar 26, 2026

Replying to @sister_ratched@toot.community

@sister_ratched@toot.community amazing :D

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · Mar 25, 2026

Looking over at Brynn trying to find out what bird they saw earlier and innocently searching for "British tits" ...

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · Mar 25, 2026

ACAB: All crops are brassicas

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · Mar 07, 2026

Replying to @RoseyPosey@anarres.family

@RoseyPosey@anarres.family FRINGE! 🔥

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · Feb 21, 2026

Replying to @alice@lgbtqia.space

@LordOfTheGeeks@mastodon.social The Electromagnetic induction of hugs.

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · Feb 17, 2026

Replying to @AndyIncarnate@ravenation.club

@AndyIncarnate@ravenation.club I'm going to keep this one in my back pocket :D

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · Feb 16, 2026

How annoying would it be if I referred to everything spherical as "star shaped"

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · Feb 14, 2026

Dubstep is so much better in the original language, but if you can't, then substep is okay.

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk · Nov 06, 2025

Replying to @BruceShark@mastodonapp.uk

@BruceShark@mastodonapp.uk :ablobcatwave:

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