What goofus called it glitterbombing instead of "glitzkrieg"?
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Traded from mastodon.online for a third-round draft pick and cash considerations.
code smasher, anarcho-dad, part of the cybernetic system of capitalism that is trying to destroy me
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hey yo, use alt text for fucks sake
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@maxleibman now, when a wizard and their arcane tradition love each other very much...
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Apr 07, 2026
dog whisper politics
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Apr 07, 2026
@theropologist oh yeah, it is really common when I'm scrolling through the old posts of like a photography account or like Comics Outta Context or something. I can't force it to repro at the moment
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Traded from mastodon.online for a third-round draft pick and cash considerations. code smasher, anarcho-dad, part of the cybernetic system of capitalism that is trying to destroy me
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Apr 07, 2026
@theropologist I've had this before but not at the moment, Samsung S22, have seen it on Moshidon and in Phanpy running in Firefox Android, does seem to mostly happen in high volume times for sure
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Apr 03, 2026
Since Shari's went belly up, the rate of teleportations in Oregon has fallen off precipitously
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Mar 16, 2026
@djrrb @FontsInUse groovy af
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Mar 12, 2026
@kimlockhartga I remember when the word was weird enough that everyone was making boob jokes!
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Mar 12, 2026
@kimlockhartga I didn't see "haboob" but I think it may be a subset of derecho
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