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Table of text. It looks like mod actions on an internet forum.
Top left: "Displaying jerks 1 to 50 of 45147", but table of text is cut off at bottom.
Columns: Type, Date, Horrible Jerk, Punishment Reason, Requested By, and Approved By.
Table is displayed in reverse chronological order but text below reproduces them in forward chronological order.
PROBATION, 02/09/1094, Matthias_CRUNKvist, "Mod sass, don't make a habit of this. User loses posting privileges for 1 week." Requester and Approver: VampHunter_Prime
PROBATION, 07/11/1476, 12_Tepes_Program, "Change your behavior, not just your username Mathias. User loses posting privileges for 3 years." Requester: Eripmav_A, Approver: Grant
PROBATION, 03/21/1479, 12_Tepes_Program, "Oops, didn't mean to unprobate you. User loses posting privileges for remaining 97 years." Requester and Approver: ForgeMasta_H
PROBATION, 12/30/1576, 12_Tepes_Program, "Low content thread! User loses posting privilege for 15 years." Requester and Approver: ChristalBell
PROBATION, 08/30/1591, 12_Tepes_Program, "Low content thread! User loses posting privilege for 100 years." Requester and Approver: ChristalBell
PROBATION, 08/07/1698, 12_Tepes_Program, "Cursing a mod. User loses posting privileges for 99 years." Requester and Approver: BestBelmont
PROBATION, 11/15/1748, 12_Tepes_Program, "Probation isn't supposed to be over yet. User loses posting privileges for another 49 years." Requester and Approver: Its_Juste_Me
PROBATION, 08/07/1797, 12_Tepes_Program, "Probation was a long time coming. User loses posting privilege for 33 years." Requester: RichterScale, Approver: Eripmav_A
PROBATION, 01/01/1830, 12_Tepes_Program, "Stop it already! User loses posting privileges for 14 years." Requester and Approver: GravesRobber
PROBATION, 05/27/1844, 12_Tepes_Program, "Fursona account stealing. User loses posting privileges for 7 years." Requester: wolfman1820, Approver: 12_Tepes_Program?
PROBATION, 08/07/1852, 12_Tepes_Program, "Shitposting. User loses posting privileges for 45 years." Requester: Not_Rob_Schneider, Approver: MagicalCarrie
PROBATION, 04/19/1897, 12_Tepes_Program, "Chill out! You don't have to do the same shit everytime you get unprobabated. User loses posting privileges for 20 years." Requester and Approver: QMorris
PROBATION, 08/07/1917, 12_Tepes_Program, "When will you learn? User loses posting privileges for 27 years." Requester and approver: JMorris
PROBATION, 08/16/1944, "Hijacked Brauner's thread. User loses posting privileges for 55 years." Requester: Charlotte!, Approver: Jonathan!
PERMABAN, 06/06/1999, 12_Tepes_Program, "This is the last time! You are out of here!" Requester: Julius, Approver: SolarEclipse
