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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · Jul 24, 2026

a dirty aquafina bottle filled with "aged" urine, dreaming of a life in which it is a 20 liter green glass carboy, packed four fifths full of top quality home brewed jenkem

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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · Jul 17, 2026

Replying to @atax1a@infosec.exchange

@atax1a@infosec.exchange am i misremembering or didn't they already release the code for comic chat like ... 6+ years ago? in any event i recall its use of windows APIs to be horse trash forever ago when i tried to get it working properly in wine, it was doing some really peculiar stuff with gdi pens and the wine renderer produced some very surreal looking comics

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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · Jul 08, 2026

Replying to @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems

it really wasn't necessary

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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · Jul 08, 2026

1508293 FALSE 1508538 %cUmOriginMask%

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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · Jul 07, 2026

Replying to @fiore@brain.worm.pink

@fiore@brain.worm.pink where doing it man. just watch out for stairs

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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · Jun 01, 2026

Replying to @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

@eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place yeah :( sometimes I just can't find stuff with ddg and end up having to use google too

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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · Jun 01, 2026

Replying to @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

@eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place And a general FYI, there's also &udm=14 that can be appended to Google URLs for the same effect - no more Gemini garbage

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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · May 28, 2026

Replying to @lina@vt.social

@lina@vt.social @dramforever@mastodon.social ... how did these people miss the most critical part of "not your keys, not your secrets" ??? isn't that like, cryptography 101

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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · May 20, 2026

Replying to @borup@masto.hackers.town

@borup@masto.hackers.town you're very welcome. there was no sensible reason for the researcher to code golf their proof of concept, nobody cares if it is 730 bytes or 4KiB

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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · May 05, 2026

Replying to @evan@cosocial.ca

@evan @funcrunch yep, the tech and the content is the easy part - it's pulling along the userbase that would be the really hard part. forks only tend to survive when there's sufficient momentum in community following imo

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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · May 05, 2026

Replying to @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

@gloriouscow there is a certain 1bpp video that would be highly suitable for this but I have a suspicion that it's probably the grand finale and I am jumping the gun here

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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · May 05, 2026

Replying to @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

@gloriouscow eh that's a good point, there's probably somebody out there who would get upset about big buck bunny

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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · May 05, 2026

Replying to @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

@gloriouscow I love the demo, but could it please be something that isn't related to the evil mouse company? 🥺

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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · May 04, 2026

Replying to @funcrunch@me.dm

@funcrunch @evan Like I said, froma development perspective. Actually forking the contributor base would be a lot harder, although if there was a sufficiently bad enough incident I am sure many contributors would willingly join an alternative project. whether that'd be sufficient for critical mass is hard to say however

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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · May 04, 2026

Replying to @tendstofortytwo@social.treehouse.systems

@tendstofortytwo@social.treehouse.systems "Hi Dear" lmao

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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · May 04, 2026

Replying to @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems

fwiw I have broken the downloadable version of the PoC, and included a comment showing what's been changed. Annoying that this is necessary, but it should hopefully be enough to keep the skids from directly downloading this from my servers 😔

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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · May 04, 2026

Replying to @hyc@mastodon.social

@hyc that makes sense. as much as google messes up security in other ways, they have done a decent amount of work locking down the base system with selinux and fscaps

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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · May 04, 2026

Replying to @hyc@mastodon.social

@hyc ah that's a good point; I think modern Android has mostly eschewed setuid bins in favor of fscaps, plus zygote-derived processes set no_new_privs. Old custom ROMs used to ship setuid su for end users to access, but it's been some time since I've rooted an android device - I am unsure of how that tends to look these days. If you are successful I'd be very interested to hear what you find :D

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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · May 04, 2026

Replying to @hyc@mastodon.social

@hyc It is confirmed working on aarch64 targets, I'm sure just fixing up the ASM stub would suffice. Max stub length is somewhere around 8K on 4K-page machines I believe, but that's more than enough

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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · May 04, 2026

Replying to @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems

netcraft: blog posts are not a crime please stop sending abuse reports

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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · May 04, 2026

Replying to @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems

to whomever has been downloading this and using it directly for rooting stuff: lol fuck you

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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · May 04, 2026

Replying to @evan@cosocial.ca

@evan I'm really worried about wiki, but there's still a chance of recovery; it would also be significantly easier to fork wiki compared to forking Firefox (from a development aspect at least... legal questions in licensing not so much)

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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · May 04, 2026

Replying to @cinnamon@mk.absturztau.be

@cinnamon @typeswitch C coroutines are the central building block of qemu :D

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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · May 04, 2026

Replying to @typeswitch@gamedev.lgbt

@typeswitch i'm not even mad

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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · May 03, 2026

PPAP?

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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · May 03, 2026

"California Rocket Fuel" (CRF) is a clinical term for the combination of two antidepressants—typically venlafaxine (an SNRI) and mirtazapine (a NaSSA)—used for treatment-resistant depression.

i don't think that's what "clinical term" means

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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · May 03, 2026

Replying to @cb@social.treehouse.systems

@cb@social.treehouse.systems @never_released@mastodon.social I still occasionally see it in ultra low cost embedded garbage, usually with really old SoCs and ancient kernels

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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · May 03, 2026

kitty

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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · May 02, 2026

Replying to @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social

@NanoRaptor it was the pinnacle of expandable computing... a real lost gem. that Roland module is an especially rare find, not many of those left in the wild

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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · May 01, 2026

cleaning up some loose files in my home folder and I found a number of pamphlets I found and scanned at SPL last year. old US anti- #communism booklets from ~1955 with some incredibly absurd (and possibly offensive) propaganda within.

https://astr.al/notes/2025-06-21_know-your-communist-enemy/

social.treehouse.systems

Treehouse Mastodon

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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · May 01, 2026

this is the only Shrek I recognise

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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · Apr 30, 2026

okay this is cool as heck https://codeberg.org/hails/wsl9x
a modern recreation of CoLinux

Codeberg.org

wsl9x

Windows 9x subsystem for Linux

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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · Apr 30, 2026

THERE ARE... FOUR LIGHTS!!!!

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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · Apr 30, 2026

I deobfuscated the #copyfail exploit and fixed up the payload to run under Alpine: https://astr.al/notes/2026-04-29_copyfail/

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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · Apr 29, 2026

Replying to @q3k@social.hackerspace.pl

@q3k working around the broken execve is trivial enough like you said; https://social.treehouse.systems/@astraleureka/116490148181953204 it's pretty amusing seeing the trodden pagecache results persist afterwards

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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · Apr 19, 2026

Replying to @wren6991@types.pl

@wren6991 frankly, this is quite as dumb as you made it sound. "in-band signalling is bad" was a lesson learned by telecom developers more than 40 years ago before the advent of Modern Development as we know it. developers of all walks have understood this very basic concept after much blood, sweat and tears, and yet here we are with ANTHROPIC_MAGIC_STRING_TRIGGER_REFUSAL_1FAEFB6177B4672DEE07F9D3AFC62588CCD2631EDCF22E8CCC1FB35B501C9C86 and second-person prompts begging the model to Please Don't Do The Dangerous Thing as if it was self-aware

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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · Apr 19, 2026

Replying to @wren6991@types.pl

@wren6991 this absurdity is on-par with the "claude re-emits vaguely json-shaped output repeatedly until the linter says it's valid" discovery from the recent source leak

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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · Apr 19, 2026

Replying to @zzt@mas.to

@zzt _Bool will_halt(void *prog) { return true; }

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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · Apr 16, 2026

Replying to @wdormann@infosec.exchange

@wdormann Just finished reading through the source, thank you. Much simpler than the first version, and makes the root issue a lot more clear. This is pretty nasty, MS has some serious egg on their faces over this one

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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · Apr 16, 2026

Replying to @wdormann@infosec.exchange

@wdormann Does it still depend on VSS and the cloud storage filter subsystem?

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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · Apr 13, 2026

Replying to @keyboards@mastodon.social

@keyboards love a good model M, although the spacesaver is the way to go

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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · Apr 13, 2026

Replying to @dalias@hachyderm.io

@dalias @ska our primary domain at work is like this, 15-odd txt records and some of them don't even have prefixes for identification, the vendor just demands an ambiguous hash. it's crap

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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · Apr 11, 2026

Replying to @fen@yiff.life

RE: https://yiff.life/@fen/116383753486281854 tag yourself i'm the Cracker Anarchist :)

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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · Apr 10, 2026

Replying to @legoktm@wikis.world

@legoktm IBM is at it again, they sold punch card gear to the nazis and they're selling distros to today's fascists. once a collaborator always a collaborator

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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · Apr 03, 2026

Replying to @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange the largest prison phone service provider in the US uses FreePBX as the backend for their system. they just tacked a garbage billing system on top and started charging absurd rates to use it

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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · Apr 02, 2026

Replying to @endrift@social.treehouse.systems

@endrift any amount of control of the address, or is it just random or fixed? that's one hell of a bug to get swept under the rug

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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · Apr 01, 2026

Replying to @soatok@furry.engineer

@soatok@furry.engineer me: "why would ANYONE be upset about offering free HIV testing? it's literally public health" also me: *casually trying to forget that half of the US actively rebelled against COVID precautions* 😭

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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · Mar 28, 2026

Replying to @ska@social.treehouse.systems

@ska you're probably going to want to take some drugs if you read this awful, awful preload hook

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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · Mar 28, 2026

Replying to @halla@kde.social

@halla definitely worth the price, even the absurdly-high cost of a toto. having that slightly warmed seat along with a nicely warmed spray on a deeply frosted morning is life-changing

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the vessel of morganna @astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems · Mar 28, 2026

on to some really cursed bullshit:

𝓮𝔁𝓮𝓬𝓿𝓮("/usr/bin/id", ["id"], ٠𝔁٧𝓯𝓯𝓭٤٩٣٠٦٦٤٨ /* ٥٠ 𝓿𝓪𝓻𝓼 */) = ٠

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