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Scott Starkey

@ScottStarkey@hoosier.social

I'm a #magician / #mentalist, #Clojure / #GroovyLang / #JavaScript developer for #PurdueUniversity, a #gameDeveloper / #illustrator, and I speak #Esperanto. Living near #LafayetteIN

@ScottStarkey@tabletop.social is my #gamedev & #Protospiel account.
Esperanto stuff at @Jekrac@esperanto.masto.host
#fedi22

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500 Following

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Joined July 24, 2023

Pronouns:

he/they

Candy:

Zagnut

Github:

https://github.com/Yekrats

Super power:

Master of Akimbo

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Scott Starkey @ScottStarkey@hoosier.social · Jun 04, 2026

Replying to @FeloniousPunk@beige.party

@FeloniousPunk@beige.party @dianea@lgbtqia.space @alice@lgbtqia.space Looks like a job for Danny Ocean's crew.

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Scott Starkey @ScottStarkey@hoosier.social · Jun 04, 2026

Welcome to #HoosierSocial @brotherpsyche, @loleau@hoosier.social, and @elanealyp, the friendliest #socialmedia on this side of the Ohio River. If you ever need to borrow a cup of flour, come on over.

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Scott Starkey @ScottStarkey@hoosier.social · Jun 04, 2026

Replying to @alice@lgbtqia.space

@alice@lgbtqia.space I heard that if you hit them a couple of times with a baseball bat, they explode into confetti and candy and $20 bills like a piñata.

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Scott Starkey @ScottStarkey@hoosier.social · Jun 04, 2026

Hey folks - about 3 more weeks until your good pal Scotto will be on stage in downtown #LafayetteIN. I also have a play being performed at the same event! It's like getting a double-dose of me, which is just about the doctor-recommended limit.

#Theater #Playwright #PlayFestival #HoosierMast #Indiana #TippecanoeCo

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Scott Starkey @ScottStarkey@hoosier.social · Jun 02, 2026

Let's say were on hold with a message "Please hold. All agents are currently busy. Your call is important to us." How long do you wait before you determine it to be a complete lie?

Context: Currently I'm on hold and leaving the phone on in the background while I work. It's been ALMOST THREE HOURS. 😂 🤖 I think at this point they have gone home and stopped working.

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Scott Starkey @ScottStarkey@hoosier.social · May 21, 2026

Hey lookie! I'm going to be acting in a play at the end of June. And I wrote a play in the same festival. It's like a double-dose of me!

https://lafayettecivic.org/festival/

#theater #playwright #playfestival #LafayetteIN #HoosierMast #acting

Civic Theatre of Greater Lafayette

Short Play Festival - Civic Theatre of Greater Lafayette

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Scott Starkey @ScottStarkey@hoosier.social · May 21, 2026

I saw "The Fifth Element" for the first time today. Wow, that's pretty wow. Enjoyable. They used all the tropes, and probably started a few.

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Scott Starkey @ScottStarkey@hoosier.social · May 19, 2026

Replying to @pgiulan@federate.social

@pgiulan@federate.social Step 1: Pancake community breakfasts 🥞. Step 3: Conquer the world!

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Scott Starkey @ScottStarkey@hoosier.social · May 19, 2026

Today, I'm in #Indianapolis for the state #Freemasonry conference.

#Indiana #HoosierMast

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Scott Starkey @ScottStarkey@hoosier.social · May 08, 2026

Hey, if you live in or near #TippecanoeCo you can audition for my upcoming 10-minute play, "For Entertainment Purposes Only".

Performances will be June 26-28.

If you don't care about any of that but just wanna read the script, you can just go to the audition page and read the whole thing!

https://lafayettecivic.org/auditions/

#Indiana #Playwright #Theatre #LafayetteIN #HoosierMast

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Scott Starkey @ScottStarkey@hoosier.social · May 08, 2026

@keepmunseeweird@hoosier.social

"I wonder what brought this on?"

Sad that so many rural voters did. The evidence of this inevitable fate was there before they voted. 😪

Keep Munsee Weird! (@keepmunseeweird@hoosier.social) - hoosier.social

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Scott Starkey @ScottStarkey@hoosier.social · May 08, 2026

Replying to @ScottStarkey@hoosier.social

@hoosiersocial@hoosier.social Apparently we just need to make a PNG at 128x128 and that can be used as a custom "Hoosier emoji".

I propose:

The shape of Indiana.
The Hoosier Social logo.
Indiana flag

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Scott Starkey @ScottStarkey@hoosier.social · May 08, 2026

Hey @hoosiersocial@hoosier.social - Can we make a little tiny Indiana emoji, and one with the #HoosierSocial logo? Maybe an Indiana flag? Would they shrink down and be legible?

If we can, I would volunteer to be on the emoji committee. 🧑‍🦳 #HoosierMast #Indiana #emoji

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Scott Starkey @ScottStarkey@hoosier.social · May 08, 2026

@DingbatsUnite@hoosier.social Welcome aboard to the friendliest social media! And feel free to come over to my house to borrow a cup of flour any time!

#HoosierMast #Hoosier

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Scott Starkey @ScottStarkey@hoosier.social · May 04, 2026

Hello @abdiel@hoosier.social and welcome to the the greatest social media north of the Ohio River!

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Scott Starkey @ScottStarkey@hoosier.social · May 04, 2026

Hey - it's official. I have a new game on #BoardGameGeek ! My retro-future demolition derby game #VroomZoomBoom is scheduled to Kickstart in early 2027.

https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/469267/vroom-zoom-boom

#BoardGames #Kickstarter #BoardGameDesign #GameDesign

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Scott Starkey @ScottStarkey@hoosier.social · Apr 29, 2026

I see that I just passed my cake-day anniversary on #Mastodon.

Amuzing GIFs would be appropriate GIFts.

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Scott Starkey @ScottStarkey@hoosier.social · Apr 29, 2026

Replying to @deech@mastodon.social

@deech@mastodon.social Yeah, in addition to UBI, I think there needs to be some sort of universal healthcare, housing, food, and probably a handful of other things that are necessary for life. Basically, we need to get capitalism out of human survival.

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Scott Starkey @ScottStarkey@hoosier.social · Apr 28, 2026

RE: @chrisod@social.lol

I'm not gonna say "I told ya so."

But...

COD: "An article about Bluesky struggling to make money…" - social.lol

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Scott Starkey @ScottStarkey@hoosier.social · Apr 28, 2026

Replying to @n8dly@mastodon.social

@n8dly Yes, absolutely! Crazy idea: Let's have fewer people exploded.

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Scott Starkey @ScottStarkey@hoosier.social · Apr 28, 2026

Hey #Indiana - #TornadoWarning in #WestLafayetteIN and #TippecanoeCo. Be careful out there!

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Scott Starkey @ScottStarkey@hoosier.social · Apr 28, 2026

Maybe the best article I've read all day. About #UBI and #AngineDePoitrine.

https://www.scottsantens.com/the-angine-de-poitrine-argument-for-ubi/

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Scott Starkey @ScottStarkey@hoosier.social · Mar 29, 2026

If you're gonna be in #LafayetteIN on #April1, come see a few of my plays. And I might be reading some of other peoples'!

#HoosierMast #Indiana #PlayFestival

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Scott Starkey @ScottStarkey@hoosier.social · Mar 28, 2026

The #NoKings march in #LafayetteIN was lit. Many thousands of people.

Less positively, I saw a masked gunman wearing all black high in the capital building.

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Scott Starkey @ScottStarkey@hoosier.social · Mar 25, 2026

Replying to @Ukrainian_Art@mastodon.social

@Ukrainian_Art As an alternative to Etsy, you might check out https://artisans.coop/ . (I'm not a member, but it seems like a nifty idea.) I believe you can become a "Supporter" member and sell things on their storefront. You can either do activities to help the coop for membership, or buy membership. #ArtisansCoop

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