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Dave

@Laird_Dave@chaos.social
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*Obviously* a *private* profile with *private* opinions that may or may not reflect the opinions of employers, volunteer organisations or grand lodges. If you complain to those about me, I *will* laugh about your lack of reading skills.

Hobbies: Übermäßiger Gebrauch des Demonstrationsrechts, THW, AFUAM, ATGATT, FFS, RACK.
Too many acronyms? Enquire within.

Proud father of one.

Job: Senior Security Engineer

Born at 350.93 ppm
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*Obviously* a *private* profile with *private* opinions that may or may not reflect the opinions of employers, volunteer organisations or grand lodges. If you complain to those about me, I *will* laugh about your lack of reading skills. Hobbies: Übermäßiger Gebrauch des Demonstrationsrechts, THW, AFUAM, ATGATT, FFS, RACK. Too many acronyms? Enquire within. Proud father of one. Job: Senior Security Engineer Born at 350.93 ppm

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*Obviously* a *private* profile with *private* opinions that may or may not reflect the opinions of employers, volunteer organisations or grand lodges. If you complain to those about me, I *will* laugh about your lack of reading skills. Hobbies: Übermäßiger Gebrauch des Demonstrationsrechts, THW, AFUAM, ATGATT, FFS, RACK. Too many acronyms? Enquire within. Proud father of one. Job: Senior Security Engineer Born at 350.93 ppm

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@Laird_Dave@chaos.social · 6d ago
@pcopfer ahahaha. Viel Spaß!
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*Obviously* a *private* profile with *private* opinions that may or may not reflect the opinions of employers, volunteer organisations or grand lodges. If you complain to those about me, I *will* laugh about your lack of reading skills. Hobbies: Übermäßiger Gebrauch des Demonstrationsrechts, THW, AFUAM, ATGATT, FFS, RACK. Too many acronyms? Enquire within. Proud father of one. Job: Senior Security Engineer Born at 350.93 ppm

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*Obviously* a *private* profile with *private* opinions that may or may not reflect the opinions of employers, volunteer organisations or grand lodges. If you complain to those about me, I *will* laugh about your lack of reading skills. Hobbies: Übermäßiger Gebrauch des Demonstrationsrechts, THW, AFUAM, ATGATT, FFS, RACK. Too many acronyms? Enquire within. Proud father of one. Job: Senior Security Engineer Born at 350.93 ppm

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@Laird_Dave@chaos.social · 6d ago
@pcopfer nein aber der Busfahrer bezahlt meine Miete und deswegen kann ich nicht aussteigen.
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*Obviously* a *private* profile with *private* opinions that may or may not reflect the opinions of employers, volunteer organisations or grand lodges. If you complain to those about me, I *will* laugh about your lack of reading skills. Hobbies: Übermäßiger Gebrauch des Demonstrationsrechts, THW, AFUAM, ATGATT, FFS, RACK. Too many acronyms? Enquire within. Proud father of one. Job: Senior Security Engineer Born at 350.93 ppm

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*Obviously* a *private* profile with *private* opinions that may or may not reflect the opinions of employers, volunteer organisations or grand lodges. If you complain to those about me, I *will* laugh about your lack of reading skills. Hobbies: Übermäßiger Gebrauch des Demonstrationsrechts, THW, AFUAM, ATGATT, FFS, RACK. Too many acronyms? Enquire within. Proud father of one. Job: Senior Security Engineer Born at 350.93 ppm

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@Laird_Dave@chaos.social · 6d ago
https://youtu.be/e_04ZrNroTo?si=qzNDItSYSAUallgn&t=27

Aus gegebenem Anlass.
Wheels on the Bus | @CoComelon Nursery Rhymes & Kids Songs
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Wheels on the Bus | @CoComelon Nursery Rhymes & Kids Songs

Cocomelon - Nursery Rhymes

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*Obviously* a *private* profile with *private* opinions that may or may not reflect the opinions of employers, volunteer organisations or grand lodges. If you complain to those about me, I *will* laugh about your lack of reading skills. Hobbies: Übermäßiger Gebrauch des Demonstrationsrechts, THW, AFUAM, ATGATT, FFS, RACK. Too many acronyms? Enquire within. Proud father of one. Job: Senior Security Engineer Born at 350.93 ppm

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@Laird_Dave@chaos.social · Apr 16, 2026
@_veico Kurz für Jens-Dieter
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*Obviously* a *private* profile with *private* opinions that may or may not reflect the opinions of employers, volunteer organisations or grand lodges. If you complain to those about me, I *will* laugh about your lack of reading skills. Hobbies: Übermäßiger Gebrauch des Demonstrationsrechts, THW, AFUAM, ATGATT, FFS, RACK. Too many acronyms? Enquire within. Proud father of one. Job: Senior Security Engineer Born at 350.93 ppm

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*Obviously* a *private* profile with *private* opinions that may or may not reflect the opinions of employers, volunteer organisations or grand lodges. If you complain to those about me, I *will* laugh about your lack of reading skills. Hobbies: Übermäßiger Gebrauch des Demonstrationsrechts, THW, AFUAM, ATGATT, FFS, RACK. Too many acronyms? Enquire within. Proud father of one. Job: Senior Security Engineer Born at 350.93 ppm

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@Laird_Dave@chaos.social · Apr 15, 2026
@sandfrog das ist ja super hilfreich, vielen Dank :)
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*Obviously* a *private* profile with *private* opinions that may or may not reflect the opinions of employers, volunteer organisations or grand lodges. If you complain to those about me, I *will* laugh about your lack of reading skills. Hobbies: Übermäßiger Gebrauch des Demonstrationsrechts, THW, AFUAM, ATGATT, FFS, RACK. Too many acronyms? Enquire within. Proud father of one. Job: Senior Security Engineer Born at 350.93 ppm

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@Laird_Dave@chaos.social · Apr 14, 2026
@jakob_thoboell ja, aber die sind ja noch teurer 😁
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Dave: "@jakob_thoboell@kirche.social ja, aber die sind j…" - chaos.social

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*Obviously* a *private* profile with *private* opinions that may or may not reflect the opinions of employers, volunteer organisations or grand lodges. If you complain to those about me, I *will* laugh about your lack of reading skills. Hobbies: Übermäßiger Gebrauch des Demonstrationsrechts, THW, AFUAM, ATGATT, FFS, RACK. Too many acronyms? Enquire within. Proud father of one. Job: Senior Security Engineer Born at 350.93 ppm

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*Obviously* a *private* profile with *private* opinions that may or may not reflect the opinions of employers, volunteer organisations or grand lodges. If you complain to those about me, I *will* laugh about your lack of reading skills. Hobbies: Übermäßiger Gebrauch des Demonstrationsrechts, THW, AFUAM, ATGATT, FFS, RACK. Too many acronyms? Enquire within. Proud father of one. Job: Senior Security Engineer Born at 350.93 ppm

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@Laird_Dave@chaos.social · Apr 14, 2026
@sandfrog Danke :)
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Dave: "@sandfrog@social.grautier.eu Danke :)" - chaos.social

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*Obviously* a *private* profile with *private* opinions that may or may not reflect the opinions of employers, volunteer organisations or grand lodges. If you complain to those about me, I *will* laugh about your lack of reading skills. Hobbies: Übermäßiger Gebrauch des Demonstrationsrechts, THW, AFUAM, ATGATT, FFS, RACK. Too many acronyms? Enquire within. Proud father of one. Job: Senior Security Engineer Born at 350.93 ppm

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*Obviously* a *private* profile with *private* opinions that may or may not reflect the opinions of employers, volunteer organisations or grand lodges. If you complain to those about me, I *will* laugh about your lack of reading skills. Hobbies: Übermäßiger Gebrauch des Demonstrationsrechts, THW, AFUAM, ATGATT, FFS, RACK. Too many acronyms? Enquire within. Proud father of one. Job: Senior Security Engineer Born at 350.93 ppm

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@Laird_Dave@chaos.social · Apr 14, 2026
Ich habe einen #eScooter der keine Wurst vom Brot zieht sobald ein paar Grad Steigung auftreten. Wechselbare Akkus von Einhell sind ne nette Idee aber sehr schnell leer, was die reale Reichweite doch arg einschränkt.

Habt ihr Empfehlungen, was ich mir als Nachfolger kaufen sollte?

Muss:
- mindestens 120kg Zuladung (ich + Rucksack)
- mindestens 50km Reichweite real
- gute Steigfähigkeit
- Geländefähigkeit für Schotterwege

Bonus:
- leicht
- klein
- gut zusammenklappbar

#DuckDuckFedi
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*Obviously* a *private* profile with *private* opinions that may or may not reflect the opinions of employers, volunteer organisations or grand lodges. If you complain to those about me, I *will* laugh about your lack of reading skills. Hobbies: Übermäßiger Gebrauch des Demonstrationsrechts, THW, AFUAM, ATGATT, FFS, RACK. Too many acronyms? Enquire within. Proud father of one. Job: Senior Security Engineer Born at 350.93 ppm

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*Obviously* a *private* profile with *private* opinions that may or may not reflect the opinions of employers, volunteer organisations or grand lodges. If you complain to those about me, I *will* laugh about your lack of reading skills. Hobbies: Übermäßiger Gebrauch des Demonstrationsrechts, THW, AFUAM, ATGATT, FFS, RACK. Too many acronyms? Enquire within. Proud father of one. Job: Senior Security Engineer Born at 350.93 ppm

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@Laird_Dave@chaos.social · Apr 13, 2026
@drehumdiebolzen "oooohhhhh shiny" 🙃
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*Obviously* a *private* profile with *private* opinions that may or may not reflect the opinions of employers, volunteer organisations or grand lodges. If you complain to those about me, I *will* laugh about your lack of reading skills. Hobbies: Übermäßiger Gebrauch des Demonstrationsrechts, THW, AFUAM, ATGATT, FFS, RACK. Too many acronyms? Enquire within. Proud father of one. Job: Senior Security Engineer Born at 350.93 ppm

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*Obviously* a *private* profile with *private* opinions that may or may not reflect the opinions of employers, volunteer organisations or grand lodges. If you complain to those about me, I *will* laugh about your lack of reading skills. Hobbies: Übermäßiger Gebrauch des Demonstrationsrechts, THW, AFUAM, ATGATT, FFS, RACK. Too many acronyms? Enquire within. Proud father of one. Job: Senior Security Engineer Born at 350.93 ppm

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@Laird_Dave@chaos.social · Apr 13, 2026
@drehumdiebolzen das ist echt hübsch 👍
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*Obviously* a *private* profile with *private* opinions that may or may not reflect the opinions of employers, volunteer organisations or grand lodges. If you complain to those about me, I *will* laugh about your lack of reading skills. Hobbies: Übermäßiger Gebrauch des Demonstrationsrechts, THW, AFUAM, ATGATT, FFS, RACK. Too many acronyms? Enquire within. Proud father of one. Job: Senior Security Engineer Born at 350.93 ppm

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*Obviously* a *private* profile with *private* opinions that may or may not reflect the opinions of employers, volunteer organisations or grand lodges. If you complain to those about me, I *will* laugh about your lack of reading skills. Hobbies: Übermäßiger Gebrauch des Demonstrationsrechts, THW, AFUAM, ATGATT, FFS, RACK. Too many acronyms? Enquire within. Proud father of one. Job: Senior Security Engineer Born at 350.93 ppm

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@Laird_Dave@chaos.social · Apr 12, 2026
@leyrer @necrosis ne das war der Prozess
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*Obviously* a *private* profile with *private* opinions that may or may not reflect the opinions of employers, volunteer organisations or grand lodges. If you complain to those about me, I *will* laugh about your lack of reading skills. Hobbies: Übermäßiger Gebrauch des Demonstrationsrechts, THW, AFUAM, ATGATT, FFS, RACK. Too many acronyms? Enquire within. Proud father of one. Job: Senior Security Engineer Born at 350.93 ppm

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*Obviously* a *private* profile with *private* opinions that may or may not reflect the opinions of employers, volunteer organisations or grand lodges. If you complain to those about me, I *will* laugh about your lack of reading skills. Hobbies: Übermäßiger Gebrauch des Demonstrationsrechts, THW, AFUAM, ATGATT, FFS, RACK. Too many acronyms? Enquire within. Proud father of one. Job: Senior Security Engineer Born at 350.93 ppm

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@Laird_Dave@chaos.social · Apr 12, 2026
@necrosis das mit dem Käfer 🤡
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*Obviously* a *private* profile with *private* opinions that may or may not reflect the opinions of employers, volunteer organisations or grand lodges. If you complain to those about me, I *will* laugh about your lack of reading skills. Hobbies: Übermäßiger Gebrauch des Demonstrationsrechts, THW, AFUAM, ATGATT, FFS, RACK. Too many acronyms? Enquire within. Proud father of one. Job: Senior Security Engineer Born at 350.93 ppm

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*Obviously* a *private* profile with *private* opinions that may or may not reflect the opinions of employers, volunteer organisations or grand lodges. If you complain to those about me, I *will* laugh about your lack of reading skills. Hobbies: Übermäßiger Gebrauch des Demonstrationsrechts, THW, AFUAM, ATGATT, FFS, RACK. Too many acronyms? Enquire within. Proud father of one. Job: Senior Security Engineer Born at 350.93 ppm

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@Laird_Dave@chaos.social · Apr 12, 2026
@sophie whoop whoop 👍
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*Obviously* a *private* profile with *private* opinions that may or may not reflect the opinions of employers, volunteer organisations or grand lodges. If you complain to those about me, I *will* laugh about your lack of reading skills. Hobbies: Übermäßiger Gebrauch des Demonstrationsrechts, THW, AFUAM, ATGATT, FFS, RACK. Too many acronyms? Enquire within. Proud father of one. Job: Senior Security Engineer Born at 350.93 ppm

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*Obviously* a *private* profile with *private* opinions that may or may not reflect the opinions of employers, volunteer organisations or grand lodges. If you complain to those about me, I *will* laugh about your lack of reading skills. Hobbies: Übermäßiger Gebrauch des Demonstrationsrechts, THW, AFUAM, ATGATT, FFS, RACK. Too many acronyms? Enquire within. Proud father of one. Job: Senior Security Engineer Born at 350.93 ppm

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@Laird_Dave@chaos.social · Apr 10, 2026
@jonas @simon_m unpraktisch af 😉
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*Obviously* a *private* profile with *private* opinions that may or may not reflect the opinions of employers, volunteer organisations or grand lodges. If you complain to those about me, I *will* laugh about your lack of reading skills. Hobbies: Übermäßiger Gebrauch des Demonstrationsrechts, THW, AFUAM, ATGATT, FFS, RACK. Too many acronyms? Enquire within. Proud father of one. Job: Senior Security Engineer Born at 350.93 ppm

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*Obviously* a *private* profile with *private* opinions that may or may not reflect the opinions of employers, volunteer organisations or grand lodges. If you complain to those about me, I *will* laugh about your lack of reading skills. Hobbies: Übermäßiger Gebrauch des Demonstrationsrechts, THW, AFUAM, ATGATT, FFS, RACK. Too many acronyms? Enquire within. Proud father of one. Job: Senior Security Engineer Born at 350.93 ppm

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@Laird_Dave@chaos.social · Apr 10, 2026
@jonas @simon_m jo, haben wir auch. Arbeiten aktuell an nem Doppelträger aufm K-Hänger.
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*Obviously* a *private* profile with *private* opinions that may or may not reflect the opinions of employers, volunteer organisations or grand lodges. If you complain to those about me, I *will* laugh about your lack of reading skills. Hobbies: Übermäßiger Gebrauch des Demonstrationsrechts, THW, AFUAM, ATGATT, FFS, RACK. Too many acronyms? Enquire within. Proud father of one. Job: Senior Security Engineer Born at 350.93 ppm

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@Laird_Dave@chaos.social · Apr 10, 2026
@simon_m nein. Oldtimerstatus, kein ABS, kein ASR, kein ESP, viel zu gefährlich für übermotivierte Helfende.
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*Obviously* a *private* profile with *private* opinions that may or may not reflect the opinions of employers, volunteer organisations or grand lodges. If you complain to those about me, I *will* laugh about your lack of reading skills. Hobbies: Übermäßiger Gebrauch des Demonstrationsrechts, THW, AFUAM, ATGATT, FFS, RACK. Too many acronyms? Enquire within. Proud father of one. Job: Senior Security Engineer Born at 350.93 ppm

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*Obviously* a *private* profile with *private* opinions that may or may not reflect the opinions of employers, volunteer organisations or grand lodges. If you complain to those about me, I *will* laugh about your lack of reading skills. Hobbies: Übermäßiger Gebrauch des Demonstrationsrechts, THW, AFUAM, ATGATT, FFS, RACK. Too many acronyms? Enquire within. Proud father of one. Job: Senior Security Engineer Born at 350.93 ppm

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@Laird_Dave@chaos.social · Apr 10, 2026
#FediFlohmarkt hat jemand Interesse an nem relativ spritsparenden Motorrad?

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honda_NX_650_Dominator

TÜV müsste neu gemacht werden, läuft diesen Monat ab. Fährt sich toll, ich will aber aus dem Verbrenner-Game endgültig raus.

EZ 1994, ca. 27k km auf der Uhr, bis auf n bisschen Rost guter Zustand.

2k € VB

:BoostOK:
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*Obviously* a *private* profile with *private* opinions that may or may not reflect the opinions of employers, volunteer organisations or grand lodges. If you complain to those about me, I *will* laugh about your lack of reading skills. Hobbies: Übermäßiger Gebrauch des Demonstrationsrechts, THW, AFUAM, ATGATT, FFS, RACK. Too many acronyms? Enquire within. Proud father of one. Job: Senior Security Engineer Born at 350.93 ppm

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*Obviously* a *private* profile with *private* opinions that may or may not reflect the opinions of employers, volunteer organisations or grand lodges. If you complain to those about me, I *will* laugh about your lack of reading skills. Hobbies: Übermäßiger Gebrauch des Demonstrationsrechts, THW, AFUAM, ATGATT, FFS, RACK. Too many acronyms? Enquire within. Proud father of one. Job: Senior Security Engineer Born at 350.93 ppm

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@Laird_Dave@chaos.social · Apr 08, 2026
Da versucht doch echt so ein Schlumpfnazi mir zu folgen.

Fuck off, asshole.
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*Obviously* a *private* profile with *private* opinions that may or may not reflect the opinions of employers, volunteer organisations or grand lodges. If you complain to those about me, I *will* laugh about your lack of reading skills. Hobbies: Übermäßiger Gebrauch des Demonstrationsrechts, THW, AFUAM, ATGATT, FFS, RACK. Too many acronyms? Enquire within. Proud father of one. Job: Senior Security Engineer Born at 350.93 ppm

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*Obviously* a *private* profile with *private* opinions that may or may not reflect the opinions of employers, volunteer organisations or grand lodges. If you complain to those about me, I *will* laugh about your lack of reading skills. Hobbies: Übermäßiger Gebrauch des Demonstrationsrechts, THW, AFUAM, ATGATT, FFS, RACK. Too many acronyms? Enquire within. Proud father of one. Job: Senior Security Engineer Born at 350.93 ppm

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@Laird_Dave@chaos.social · Apr 07, 2026
@lizzard sounds awful, you have my sympathy. I am not autistic AFAIK but I sometimes have similar issues so I know how much this sucks.

I tried to exhaust myself through sports to avoid that. Resulted in being wide awake and bone tired at the same time. 3/10 would not recommend 🙈
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*Obviously* a *private* profile with *private* opinions that may or may not reflect the opinions of employers, volunteer organisations or grand lodges. If you complain to those about me, I *will* laugh about your lack of reading skills. Hobbies: Übermäßiger Gebrauch des Demonstrationsrechts, THW, AFUAM, ATGATT, FFS, RACK. Too many acronyms? Enquire within. Proud father of one. Job: Senior Security Engineer Born at 350.93 ppm

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*Obviously* a *private* profile with *private* opinions that may or may not reflect the opinions of employers, volunteer organisations or grand lodges. If you complain to those about me, I *will* laugh about your lack of reading skills. Hobbies: Übermäßiger Gebrauch des Demonstrationsrechts, THW, AFUAM, ATGATT, FFS, RACK. Too many acronyms? Enquire within. Proud father of one. Job: Senior Security Engineer Born at 350.93 ppm

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@Laird_Dave@chaos.social · Apr 05, 2026
@ocdtrekkie @krans @alienghic @cwebber @MichaelTBacon also Darktrace Sucks. A lot.
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*Obviously* a *private* profile with *private* opinions that may or may not reflect the opinions of employers, volunteer organisations or grand lodges. If you complain to those about me, I *will* laugh about your lack of reading skills. Hobbies: Übermäßiger Gebrauch des Demonstrationsrechts, THW, AFUAM, ATGATT, FFS, RACK. Too many acronyms? Enquire within. Proud father of one. Job: Senior Security Engineer Born at 350.93 ppm

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@Laird_Dave@chaos.social · Apr 02, 2026
@0xabad1dea there are 2 nines in there, I don't see the issue :P
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@Laird_Dave@chaos.social · Mar 29, 2026
@Kzad_Bhat @patrislav glaubst Du immer noch dran, dass es an der Wahlbeteiligung gelegen hat?

Let me disabuse you of that notion.

Wahlbeteiligung bei der BTW erstaunlich hoch. Trotzdem haben wir jetzt Gruselopa und die Horrorclowns als Showrunner.
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@Laird_Dave@chaos.social · Mar 28, 2026
@avatter aber die Grünen! Die GRÜNEN!
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@Laird_Dave@chaos.social · Mar 27, 2026
@jiska uh nice
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@Laird_Dave@chaos.social · Mar 23, 2026
@probably_human viel Erfolg, falls es reinpasst versuche ich auch nochmal zu klicken.
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@Laird_Dave@chaos.social · Mar 23, 2026
@probably_human well, fuck. :( Ggf. gleich nochmal schauen wenn Warenkörbe auslaufen oder nächste Runde nochmal
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@Laird_Dave@chaos.social · Mar 23, 2026
Danke an alle, die mir privat noch Tickets angeboten haben, total lieb von euch. :rainbow_heart:
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@Laird_Dave@chaos.social · Mar 23, 2026
Falls noch jemand einen #GPN Trollvoucher übrig hat - ich wäre interessiert an einem weiteren Ticket.

Sonst muss ich mir den Nervenkitzel heute Abend geben, das macht mein Herz doch nicht mit :P
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@Laird_Dave@chaos.social · Mar 22, 2026
Kind hatte Sorgen, also noch kurz gekuschelt, auch wenns eigentlich schon lang nach der Bettgehzeit ist. Auch mit 10 ist es wohl noch gut wenn Papa zum Einschlafen Green Fields of France singt 🤷‍♂️

#FediEltern
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@Laird_Dave@chaos.social · Mar 21, 2026
@scy @cmdrSprocket Bhagwan/Osho selbst und das von ihm kreierte System ja, extrem problematisch: https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osho

Involvement von Peter Lustig: keine Ahnung, nicht dazu recherchiert.
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@Laird_Dave@chaos.social · Mar 21, 2026
@yrrsinn @isotopp @scy Oliver Hassencamp und Rolf Ulrici haben mich mit amüsanterem Schund versorgt als dieses fragwürdige TKKG-Zeug. 🙃
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@Laird_Dave@chaos.social · Mar 21, 2026
@moppi @silkjag die Skala ist logarithmisch.

Aber ja, es ist ein absolutes Elend. Tatenlos zuschauen zu müssen wie ein krimineller Opa zusammen mit ner Bande anderer krimineller Drecksäcke das Land ruiniert während 2 andere kriminelle Opas die ganze Welt anzünden weil ihnen klar ist, dass sie bald den Löffel abgeben und sie sich ein letztes Mal lebendig fühlen wollen... Zum Kotzen. Leider bin ich nicht religiös, sonst könnt ich mich mit der Aussicht auf nen Höllenplatz für die trösten.
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@Laird_Dave@chaos.social · Mar 21, 2026
@silkjag @moppi wenn ich sage, was ich mit der Regierung gern tun würde tritt mir jemand die Tür ein. Bin mittlerweile bei ner groben 15 auf der Skala von 1 bis 10 wie sehr mich das hier alles abfuckt.
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@Laird_Dave@chaos.social · Mar 16, 2026
@arthurdent @MMagdowski @physikanne schlimmste Kund*innen: Lehrer*innen. Allerschlimmste: pensionierte Lehrer*innen.
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@Laird_Dave@chaos.social · Mar 13, 2026
@cambid83 @ordnung +1
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@Laird_Dave@chaos.social · Mar 07, 2026
@tessarakt Weltfrieden liegt bei meiner Relevanz für Wahlentscheidung knapp hinter Freibier für alle auf der Wahlparty. 😁
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@Laird_Dave@chaos.social · Feb 12, 2026
@fff @MeierUli sind dann bestimmt die Ausländer schuld
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@Laird_Dave@chaos.social · Feb 09, 2026
@ctbk neeeiiiinnnn 🫠 da bin ich nicht da. Ich wär so gern gekommen. 😭
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