Post #816525
2024-05-22 14:15 UTC
Replies (27)
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@gabboman@app.wafrn.net 2024-05-23 12:56
@ipg I think you can not use it iN the nuke.
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@ipg@wetdry.world 2024-05-22 14:15
disclaimer: this post is satirical and designed to mock the itunes store eula's verbosity, it is not a genuine sentiment that i hold
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@winload_exe@wetdry.world 2024-05-22 14:21
@ipg i refuse to believe this is an actual clause what in the goddamn fuck is this EULA holy shit
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@traumaphoenix@chaos.social 2024-05-22 14:50
@ipg there’s also a clause in the macOS EULA about not *running* nuclear facilities using apple hardware 🦋
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@collette@mastodon.ie 2024-05-22 16:55
@ipg wait what—i am not allowed to make a missile?
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@etchedpixels@mastodon.social 2024-05-22 17:25
@ipg But using itunes as a instrument of torture is just fine. Which is fortunate given some of the music
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@MaybeMyMonkeys@mastodon.social 2024-05-22 17:34
@ipg this may or may not apply to me
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@abuseofnotation@mathstodon.xyz 2024-05-22 18:04
@ipg You're telling me...
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@ohnequatsch@mastodon.social 2024-05-22 18:32
@ipg Ayatollahs hate this trick.
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@adamsaidsomething@mastodon.social 2024-05-22 18:52
@ipg If you stick to cluster bombs and land mines you should be fine disclaimer: I am not a lawyer so please don't take this as legal advice
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@0x4d6165@wanderingwires.net 2024-05-22 19:52
@ipg "Anarcho" capitalists are quaking!!
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@jofr@ruby.social 2024-05-22 21:07
@ipg making nuclear weapons can be lethal even for the makers by the way. At least two people died from Plutonium exposure and radiation poisoning while making the first atomic bomb: Harry Daghlian and Louis Slotin https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Slotin
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@Tydence@mastodon.social 2024-05-22 23:58
@ipg U2 had an album about dismantling an atomic bomb. What if it’s played in reverse? Can iTunes do that? Or should I just use Winamp?
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@a@pdx.social 2024-05-23 02:15
@ipg @driusan It says what? That’s… …so… …absurd.
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@alicemcalicepants@ohai.social 2024-05-23 06:04
@ipg this is why buying physical media is still so important. Nobody stopping you building a bomb while listening to a CD or vinyl 😁
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@tanepiper@tane.codes 2024-05-23 06:44
@ipg @revk To be fair you could hook it up to be a trigger when "It's the end of the world as we know it" comes on
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@rubinjoni@mastodon.social 2024-05-23 07:10
@ipg But "dirty" radiological weapons are OK, as long as they're not delivered by missile?
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@Naich@fosstodon.org 2024-05-23 08:16
@ipg Aw shit. Not chemical weapons too? *Pouts*
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@cynicalsecurity@bsd.network 2024-05-23 15:31
@ipg an interesting question becomes what happens when you emit a lethal fart while listening to Apple Music. Does that count as a potential chemical warfare agent?
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@andreagrandi@mastodon.social 2024-05-29 07:33
@ipg that's why so many people still use Spotify, despite it not having lossless audio
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@catsalad@infosec.exchange 2025-12-02 05:05
@ipg @marcylunya Darn you Tim Apple!
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@rollspelosofen@mastodon.nu 2025-12-02 05:23
@ipg This is how you tell the bad guys apart from the good guys in American movies.
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@josh0@babka.social 2025-12-02 05:58
@ipg @bitprophet I was incredibly disappointed when (last year, or the year before) the insurance on our camper dropped coverage for nuclear incidents. Had to completely change our summer plans!
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@indyradio@kafeneio.social 2025-12-02 06:31
@ipg you need a secure computing environment for that anyway 🤷♂️
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@chris@myprivate.social 2025-12-02 12:02
@ipg @catsalad Due to the lack of an Oxford comma, you might be ok listening to music while creating chemical AND biological weapons.
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@ar1@mastodon.social 2025-12-02 12:50
@ipg oh, snap! That's a hard stop!
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@SuperMoosie@mastodon.au 2026-03-28 11:26
@ipg But hasn't your King declared that laws don't matter anymore? It so, it isn't prohibited by the US anymore and you are good to go.