Emma (IPG)

ipg@wetdry.world

fediverse is bad. more active on blueskylow-level programmer and rhythm gamer 🇬🇧✝️please don't be weird around me or my friends, thanks. (especially unsolicited lewd replies or DMs; wtf is wrong with people on here)"ur too young to be writing COM code" - <a href="https://mastodon.social/@carrot_c4k3" class="u-url mention">@carrot_c4k3</a> "every time you low quality hideo think, something happens" - <a href="https://bsky.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app/profile/alltheamps.modding.games" class="u-url mention">@alltheamps.modding.games</a> "Emma's tech stack is eternally stuck in the early 2010s but she ships it anyways so

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Get in the WindowsMobile (source https://www.flickr.com/photos/65555826@N00/2991636936/)
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"Do not declare C-style arrays, use 'std::array' instead" This is the kind of oppression, newspeak and whatnot that George Orwell was warning about in his book 1984.
Post #4037159
If you're trying hard to get into the bootloader recovery mode of an embedded device, a bit of sandpaper to the NAND will do the trick! But good luck getting out of it
Post #4020709
Fediverse I need a good Hex Editor on FreeBSD and Linux. ImHex is nice but ImGui generally feels a bit wet for programs I spend days in and it tends to be a bit more crashy than I'd like "Hex Workshop but for good OS" is what I'm going for
Post #3989231
KDE Oxygen theme makes the computer lovely and nice and wholesome
Post #3988645
Spilled the Killer Coke on my Commodore PEPSI
Post #3887608
I misread and bought cloud service from "Amazing Web Services" instead of Amazon Web Services 🤦‍♀️ My shit is getting hacked day 1 bro
Post #3689081
Why do all the cute animal videos have some cutesy little einstein baby music in the background and not some like hardcore or like dubstep or drum n bass or whatever
Post #3661862
That exponent is toooooooo big. You don't need bigger than 65537 for RSA. Just greedy
Post #3660596
Anyone here like Windows Phones
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@kopper@brain.d.on-t.work ffmpeg can do anything. ffmpeg can show you God and convert Him to an animated PNG
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In the UK, due to cultural norms there is a slightly different standard for device connectivity known as &quot;Universal Serial Double-Decker Bus&quot; (USDDB).
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Remember What They Took From You.
Post #1849024
skibidi biden has aired on stephen colbert&#39;s the late show
Post #1035742
controlling my LIFX smart light from my #PowerBook G4
Post #816525
you have no idea how many times i&#39;ve thought about making nuclear weapons but stopped because the iTunes Store EULA forbids me from listening to Apple Music while doing so
Post #690361
i forgot to leave blunderville square before the event ended and now i dont wanna leave #ffxiv
Post #587528
We need more people with bad internet. Im talking bird shit on the satellite dish type networking. We dialing in on a chewed up phone line. Call it espionage the way im dropping these packets. Baud rate tied to my hearts BPM. Im starting a small business on McDonalds Free Wi-Fi. I dont send JSON, I give my buddy Jason a call and he gets it where its going. Im moving different. Lag so bad the opps think Im teleporting. My downloads arrive on a UPS delivery schedule. Got a router running off three...
Post #549539
this is a long shot - would anyone happen to have a Wireshark packet capture of an Xbox 360 updating via LIVE *before* the Kinect/fall 2010 system update? boosts for reach appreciated