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• Post #2086724

  At the reception desk, there is a bowl filled with small candy. The customers can take them, if they like. Sometimes, a small child takes a handful. Sometimes, an adult takes a handful. Most customers ignore them. As of late, robots started entering the venue, going straight for the bowl, and taking all the candy. As soon as one robot leaves, another enters and violently shakes the empty bowl. None of them leave when instructed, only when they met the "no candy left" condition....

• Post #81674

  @cstross@wandering.shop This article is dated to 2017, so allegedly it's from the pre-slop era: https://yourusbstick.com/2017/08/10/barnacles-on-your-teeth-tips-for-scaling-barnacles-and-preventing-periodontal-disease/