Post #2086724
2026-05-01 06:20 UTC
At the reception desk, there is a bowl filled with small candy. The customers can take them, if they like. Sometimes, a small child takes a handful. Sometimes, an adult takes a handful. Most customers ignore them. As of late, robots started entering the venue, going straight for the bowl, and taking all the candy. As soon as one robot leaves, another enters and violently shakes the empty bowl. None of them leave when instructed, only when they met the "no candy left" condition. 1/2
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@rubinjoni@mastodon.social 2026-05-01 06:25
Customers can't enter the venue because of all the robots queueing for "free candy". Children were amazed at first, but now they are just annoyed. Robots are getting pesky, they insist on going behind the desk and photographing all the documents. Some even rudely get into receptionist's personal space to to a facial scan. One asked the receptionist to stand up and submit to a full body scan, and had to be wrestled out of the venue several times. That's why we don't provide free candy anymore.2/2