Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)
catsalad@infosec.exchange
<p>Privacy advocate 〱 Malware analyst 〱 Cybersecurity <br />〰️ InfoSec 〰️ DFIR 〰️ CISSP 〰️ 黑客 〰️ Katzenmädchen<br />:ablobcatmaracasevil: ⁽ʰᵒᵖᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᶜᵒʳⁿʸ ʲᵒᵏᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶜᵃᵗˢ⁾</p><p>【 Professional Computer Booper 】<br />Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)<br />Gender: a threat model (they/them/idc)</p><p>🐆🐈🐯🐱🐾😿😸😹😺😻😼😽😾🙀🦁🐈⬛<br /><a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/Android" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Android</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/BLM" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>BLM</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/CatSalad" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>CatSalad</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/CyberSecurity" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>CyberSecurity</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchang
Posts
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Post #4503439
It's always great to see kids interested in STEM 🪠
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Post #4502259
Sometimes the cat distribution system gives you 1, other times 13.
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Post #4501482
RE: https://mstdn.social/@rysiek/117077198717825135 Employees are now responsible for generating their own electricity. The AI datacenters demand it!
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Post #4499713
@archibald@toot.cat Noooo 😭
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Post #4489234
@occult@vox.ominous.net @prahou@merveilles.town Facts! :ablobcatnod: How to generate more boosts? Cats
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Post #4478227
meow
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Post #4473954
RE: https://soc.mldkyt.com/@webmarkov/117067944848352126 me too!! meow :3
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Post #4473593
VGA (4k) 🎨by @shapoco@misskey.io https://misskey.io/notes/apjo21jv9eq902xk
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Post #4472045
The mighty predator walks home with its prey–wait, is that fried chicken? Where'd you get that?
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Post #4470178
Thwarted again
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Post #4469778
I love you, therefore you are loved There is no escape– muyhahaha!
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Post #4462240
meow
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Post #4459183
RE: https://meow.social/@Bwee/117063196401940360
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Post #4456516
With RAM, storage, and soon, motherboards being unaffordable, it's time to dust off some older hardware!
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Post #4455827
My AI went rogue and decided to take another nap :neobot_flop:
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Post #4455727
Trying to nap with two small velociraptors nearby
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Post #4455127
Mama-nyan!
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Post #4455057
@rk@mastodon.well.com So full of hopes and dreams!
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Post #4448870
Gender: Engineering
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Post #4446244
acab :3
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Post #4440341
NASA's Curiosity Rover discovers honeycomb textures, begins tasting* them. https://www.nasa.gov/missions/mars-science-laboratory/curiosity-rover/nasas-curiosity-mars-rover-discovers-field-of-honeycomb-textures/ *taking photos of
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Post #4439615
👁️👅👁️
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Post #4437501
Spiderman, but kitten instead of webs
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Post #4419245
My network of catsalad accounts has become ‘too big to fail’ 1 trillion dollars please! :neocat_floof_reach:
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Post #4407775
💅
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Post #4406814
RE: https://infosec.exchange/@masek/117032244916995743 You must be cleaned, hooman!
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Post #4402659
What are you looking at, landlubber?
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Post #4401984
⚠️ My posts are known to the state of California to cause toxoplasmosis 🦠
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Post #4401833
Offered some of my salad via the pneumatic tube to the drive-thru bank teller, but she declined. Understandable, since most people like dressing on their 🥗 as well. Which kind should I offer next time?
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Post #4398803
There is no illiteracy in America, only ilgallonacy :neocat_woozy: