Post #1495028
2026-04-21 10:50 UTC
Replies (27)
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@androcat@toot.cat 2026-04-21 11:51
@astro_jcm@mastodon.online Is "pounding schnitzel" a euphemism for adult topics?
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@wood5y@mastodonapp.uk 2026-04-21 11:51
@astro_jcm@mastodon.online "It was not clear if the alleged loud pounding occurred during Germany's legally mandated "quiet hours," generally between 10:00 p.m. and 06:00 a.m." https://www.msn.com/en-za/news/other/germany-news-neighbor-attacked-for-pounding-schnitzel-too-loudly/ar-AA21bvu7
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@ecoscore@aus.social 2026-04-21 11:54
@astro_jcm@mastodon.online Hiding sausage is much more discrete and neighbourly
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@rjblaskiewicz@mstdn.social 2026-04-21 11:57
@astro_jcm@mastodon.online Go pound schnitzel.
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@vger@gts.necronomi.co 2026-04-21 12:23
@astro_jcm@mastodon.online I love how this news is on the same level as the Iran war, antisemitism and a deadly explosion.
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@ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social 2026-04-21 12:25
@astro_jcm@mastodon.online …imagine having the nickname schnitzel…
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@vonxylofon@witter.cz 2026-04-21 12:49
@astro_jcm@mastodon.online Ordnung muß sein!
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@ivan3bx@indieweb.social 2026-04-21 12:56
@astro_jcm@mastodon.online Herr Schnitzel was not available for comment.
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@MaddieM4@raphus.social 2026-04-21 13:02
@astro_jcm@mastodon.online This is why thick apartment walls are important. Sometimes you just want to pound your schnitzel in peace.
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@neurologo@bcn.fedi.cat 2026-04-21 13:06
@astro_jcm@mastodon.online is “pounding schnitzel” an eufemism? 🤨🧐
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@Nazani@universeodon.com 2026-04-21 13:09
@astro_jcm@mastodon.online Ah, yes. I recall an American military family living off base getting in trouble with a German neighbor because a child was sick with vomiting & diarrhea and they flushed the toilet too many times at night. 🤷♀️
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@floe@hci.social 2026-04-21 13:27
@astro_jcm@mastodon.online I think to be absolutely 100% German, it would have to be "attacked and sued". 🤔
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@aptitude@mastodon.social 2026-04-21 13:48
@astro_jcm@mastodon.online The ASPCA should protect more weiners!
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@gbsills@social.vivaldi.net 2026-04-21 14:30
@astro_jcm@mastodon.online Doesn't that make you go blind?
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@susannelilith@rheinneckar.social 2026-04-21 14:31
@astro_jcm@mastodon.online Wir klopfen unsere Schnitzel halt mit viel Gefühl und Hingabe! Kann manchmal auch laut werden.
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@_RyekDarkener_@mastodon.social 2026-04-21 14:39
@astro_jcm@mastodon.online Nope.
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@eedly@mindly.social 2026-04-21 14:39
@astro_jcm@mastodon.online Despite the language barrier, the neighbor—an American—eventually grasped the situation, apologized, and then subsequently kilogrammed the schnitzel at an appropriate volume.
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@katzenberger@tldr.nettime.org 2026-04-21 15:01
@astro_jcm@mastodon.online As a German, I must strongly object to this assessment. In such cases, one calls the police for help, and confronts the antisocial troublemaker with the full force of the state, not with one’s own.
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@andrewplord@mas.to 2026-04-21 15:02
@astro_jcm@mastodon.online If "pounding your schnitzel" IS a euphemism, surely the crumbs cause itching?
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@TheCybermatron@someone.elses.computer 2026-04-21 15:23
@astro_jcm@mastodon.online Quite a brave thing to do, though, given that it’s the person pounding the schnitzel who holds the meat mallet 😂
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@BenMatrix@mastodon.social 2026-04-21 15:33
@astro_jcm@mastodon.online In the top 10 of the “Furor Teutonicus” ranking, only improper recycling and the disposal of glass outside of permitted hours rank even higher.
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@Guillotine_Jones@beige.party 2026-04-21 15:40
@astro_jcm@mastodon.online Your post about pounding schnitzel is the most Fediverse post I've read this morning, Juan Carlos.
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@paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange 2026-04-21 16:19
@astro_jcm@mastodon.online pounding schnitzel too loudly seems like a pretty thin excuse to attack. ;)
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@compfu@mograph.social 2026-04-21 19:57
@astro_jcm@mastodon.online Yay! Germany is in the news due to something else than the rise of far-right parties or our chancellor insulting Brazilians. 🥳
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@JaggyJeff@mastodon.social 2026-04-22 17:10
@astro_jcm@mastodon.online I laughed so hard ! Thank you 🫶
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@kirakira@furry.engineer 2026-04-22 17:10
@astro_jcm@mastodon.online whoever schnitzel is im glad they were getting it
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@jmcrookston@mastodon.social 2026-04-22 17:12
@astro_jcm@mastodon.online "Are you pounding schnitzel or are you just happy to feed me?"