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https://www.betootaadvocate.com/in-effort-to-save-humanity-from-itself-first-t-800-to-be-sent-back-in-time-to-bash-the-kids-who-bullied-these-ai-tech-bros/ " A radical, covert plan is being hatched inside the halls of artificial intelligence buildings this week. With a distinct lack of a cohesive global plan to tackle the completely unregulated artificial intelligence industry, a couple of altruistic and noble computer scientists have decided to try and save humanity from itself. Speaking under the condition of anonymity for obvious reasons, the group of 7 scientists from across the major companies, have confirmed that they've hatched a plan to try and retrospectively re-write history. A spokesperson for the group explained they are readying themselves to send the first ever robot back in time, to prevent this cabal of narcissistic nerds from becoming radicalised into creating an sentient artificial monster that will destroy the human race. "We think that if we can just send a terminator back in time to deal with the bullies who turned these nerds into tech bros who want to finally become cool and rule the planet, we can change the course of humanity for the better," said the spokesperson. "We are planning to send a T-800 back to multiple different schools in the past to deal with all those jocks who radicalised people like Elon Musk, Sam Altman, Peter Thiel and Greg Brockman." T-800, is also known as a Cyberdyne Systems Model 101 or The Terminator, and was made famous in a couple of late 20th century documentaries. "If we can stop these nerds from getting picked on, we are hoping that their desire to treat people like their little computer game characters might not eventuate." "And they can just provide capital to help people make cool tech, instead of trying to infiltrate the halls of power and use politicians as their own little pawns." " Fuck Generative AI, coz: largest theft of private IP in human historymassive water + energy demands as climate crisis intensifies authoritative bullshit generation via unsolvable hallucinationswhole-internet continuous DDoS attacks by web-scraping AI-feeding bots #AI #LLMs #FuckGenerativeAI #FuckTechBros #CredulousFools #IPTheft #Hallucinations #ClimateCrisis #BiodiversityCrisis #SocialDestruction #FuckCapitalism #weareselfishcruelbastards #wearetotallyfucked #AsteroidNow

https://www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au/comment/politics/2026/07/18/can-anthony-albanese-be-trusted-negotiate-ai

To understand Australia’s approach to artificial intelligence, you have to understand the colonial mindset that enfeebles Australian politicians.

Australia has a long history of giving away its resources. Soon after white settlement, governors saw their role as supplying England with everything from Norfolk Island pine for ships to wool for mills.

The mindset has continued and worsened. Australian politicians will frequently see foreign business interests as the answer to Australian problems. They will make huge concessions in negotiations, and come back with very little to show for what they have given away.

They will almost always assume a foreign company can do something better, that a foreign businessman is smarter, that the country has to rush lest it miss out.

With all that in mind, the way Australia treats gas is instructive in considering how Prime Minister Anthony Albanese intends to treat the copyright of writers and musicians when negotiating with AI companies.

Fresh from defending his government’s right to give away more than half the gas Australia exports, the prime minister has been flirting with the idea of giving away the copyright of Australian creatives in exchange for tech companies building giant data centres that no one but the tech companies want built.

Different resource, same extractive solution. Same trading of cows for beans.

The exploitation of Australian resources by foreign companies is so vast, and has been happening for so long, that it is hard for most Australians to comprehend just how royally we have been shafted. Unfortunately for the AI industry, however, they come offering a dud deal just as Australians have begun to realise how easily foreign grifters beguile governments. Hopefully the public outrage about gas has stiffened the government’s resolve in negotiations with the tech industry.

Australia’s approach to the export of resources is a joke. The so-called Petroleum Resource Rent Tax (PRRT) collects less revenue than the beer excise. Even though Japan has no gas reserves of its own, the Japanese government collects more revenue from importing gas than the federal government collects from its export. New Zealanders have experienced no shortage of diesel in recent months, even though New Zealand Prime Minister Christopher Luxon failed to fly around Asia promising “gas for diesel”.

None of these facts are in dispute. They all come from official sources of data. What’s alarming is that the same prime minister who wants to negotiate a deal with big tech continues to insist we are getting a good deal from the gas industry.

It was a pity that INPEX Holdings Australia paid zero company tax and zero PRRT between 2015/16 and 2022/23, while selling our gas abroad. To their credit, Chevron did pay $30 in company tax in 2020/21. That’s not a typo: not $30 million; $30.

After Russian president Vladimir Putin invaded Ukraine in 2022 and the world price of gas more than doubled, not even the best accountants and lawyers could convince the Australian Tax Office that the gas industry made no profit here in Australia. As a result, gas exporters paid $12 billion in 2022/23 on the sale of $92 billion worth of our gas. To put that into perspective: it accounts for 1.8 per cent of Commonwealth revenue and 0.5 per cent of gross domestic product.

To be clear, the reasons the profits are so high is because Australia is literally giving these companies most of the gas they export free. Imagine how profitable Coles would be if we made farmers give them free fruit and vegetables.

A country whose leaders are willing to give away gas to Chevron, Shell and INPEX simply can’t be trusted to negotiate with global tech companies about how best to protect copyright or the terms on which data centres can be built in people’s neighbourhoods and use copious amounts of energy and water.

There has always been something deeply insecure about Australian governments when it comes to negotiating with foreign companies and foreign countries. Their fear of missing out in relation to foreign investment is such that while Qatar exports about the same amount of gas as Australia, they collect about five times as much tax revenue.

While Norway has used its resources industry to provide free university and build a $3 trillion sovereign wealth fund, in Australia voters are told we have to cut the National Disability Insurance Scheme and charge young people $50,000 for an arts degree because we can’t stop giving away so much gas.

In what Senator David Pocock describes as “the ultimate dirty deal”, a draft of which was leaked to him, United States tech companies are seeking exemptions from copyright laws in exchange for building the data centres they need to mine the life’s work of Australian writers and musicians, in order to “train” the artificial intelligence they sell around the world.

In the words of songwriter Paul Dempsey, “The idea that copyright law should be watered down or chiselled away at to provide a freebie or a handout to gigantic multinational, multibillion-dollar companies to train their AI models makes absolutely no sense to me. I simply don’t get it.”

Bizarrely, under the “dirty deal”, the “pay-off” for letting the big tech companies train their algorithms on creatives’ work is that the tech industry will do Australia the favour of building data centres most voters don’t want. Put simply, if we give our intellectual resources away, the tech industry will take all our renewable energy and turn it into noise.

While such an agreement may seem laughable, that is exactly the deal our governments have repeatedly settled for when dealing with foreign business interests. For decades our “best negotiators” have agreed to give away our gas for free to “encourage the gas industry to invest in Australia”. Few people realise the “investment” in Australia is really just the construction of export hubs required by these foreign companies to haul away all the free gas we gave them.

This week Prime Minister Albanese gave a major speech on AI, spelling out the need for a “framework” to ensure both “faster approvals” for big tech and “genuine community consultations”. If that sounds familiar, it’s the same kind of promise we have been making to frackers and coalminers who want rapid approvals to destroy farmland as they boost profits.

While Albanese made it clear he wants to protect artists’ copyright, he also made it clear that a lot of details are yet to be determined. Australian authors, songwriters and the communities faced with the construction of enormous data centres in their midst will need to be hypervigilant while the prime minister’s “framework” is being developed. History suggests governments will agree to almost anything if they get to be photographed with a shovel and can make vague promises about future economic benefits.

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Fuck Generative AI, coz:

• largest theft of private IP in human history
• generates authoritative bullshit via unsolvable hallucination
• massive water n energy demands as climate crisis intensifies

#AI #LLMs #FuckGenerativeAI #FuckTechBros #CredulousFools #IPTheft #Hallucinations #ClimateCrisis #BiodiversityCrisis #SocialDestruction #FuckCapitalism #weareselfishcruelbastards #wearetotallyfucked #AsteroidNow #auspol #whythefuckislabor