#clacton

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Deadline to file as a candidate for Clacton passed, and full list of candidates announced. I heard a rumour that Farage failed to file in time, but that seems not to be true. Twenty independents, Three candidates from the Monster Raving Loony party, a bunch of small parties, and the two fore-runners: Nigel Farage and Count Binface Thirty Four candidates at an election is a British record. One clear unity candidate. Every vote for the Count counts! https://www.tendringdc.gov.uk/news/clacton-voters-to-choose-next-mp-as-by-election-candidates-confirmed #clacton #countBinface #farage
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Fun little song about Count Binface I found on youtube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NH5JpqrIzY #binface #clacton

"Garbage Can Who Can Talk" - Marsh Family parody of "Englishman in New York" about Binface v Farage

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Fellow denizens of the United Kingdoms, I will be in Clacton for results night on 13 Aug. If Binface gets in, I want to be able to say I was there. This sounds like the kind of pointless trip some of y'all would be well into, so let's connect! Please boost this for visibility, and why not join us witness a key moment of postmodern British politics where a cartoonishly ridiculous gets elected MP. If he can beat Binface, that is #UKPol #Clacton #Binface4Clacton #CountBinface
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Richard Herring re-releasing his Binface interview from about a year ago in honour of the by-election in Clacton. Worth a watch if you didn't see it before. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61nNWo7yYfg #binface #countBinface #clacton

Count Binface - RHLSTP 543

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Some of #CountBinface's policies

bringing back Ceefax, the teletext service

nationalising model railways

holding a referendum on holding a second referendum on the United Kingdom's membership in the European Union

nationalising Adele

abolishing the House of Lords

giving free broadband to everyone

stopping the sale of arms to repressive regimes

making Piers Morgan zero emissions by 2030

introducing a minimum voting age of 16 and a maximum of 80

sending £1 trillion a week to the NHS

proroguing Jacob Rees-Mogg

banishing Katie Hopkins to the Phantom Zone

moving the hand dryer in the men's toilet at the Crown and Treaty pub, Uxbridge, to a more sensible position

  • what's not to like here?

#binface #Clacton

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@2legged@mastodon.ie The greatest Party Political Broadcast ever #countbinface #binface #farage #nigelfarage #clacton #clactononsea #essex #election #elections #byelection #reform #reformuk #brexit #farright #corruption #dishonesty #uk #ukpol #ukpolitics #britain #british #britishpolitics #england #english #englishpolitics #westminster #parliament #politics #democracy
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