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Ra @Ra@mstdn.social · Aug 05, 2026
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Will Berard 🫳🎤🫶 @MrBerard@mastodon.acm.org · Aug 02, 2026
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Fellow denizens of the United Kingdoms, I will be in Clacton for results night on 13 Aug. If Binface gets in, I want to be able to say I was there. This sounds like the kind of pointless trip some of y'all would be well into, so let's connect! Please boost this for visibility, and why not join us witness a key moment of postmodern British politics where a cartoonishly ridiculous gets elected MP. If he can beat Binface, that is #UKPol #Clacton #Binface4Clacton #CountBinface
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com · Aug 01, 2026
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Oh no. British Democrats (think racist gammons) have made their posts followers only on Facebook. I suppose me saying that their Clacton candidate looks like he should be ripping the brownshirt off Jay Aston in a shit homage to 1980's band Bucks Fizz' Eurovision performance might have touched a raw nerve? #racists #britishdemocrats #racism #clactonbyelection #clacton
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Shiraz Turvey 💙 🌲 @shiraz@tech.lgbt · Jul 27, 2026
My ballot paper has arrived for the #Clacton by-election It is longer than today's frock!
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Natasha :mastodon:🇪🇺🇮🇪 @Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt · Jul 27, 2026
A tale of two Englands #UK #UKpol #UKpolitics #Binface #Clacton
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Claire McNab @2legged@mastodon.ie · Jul 27, 2026
#Clacton's choice: #Binface versus #Farage. #ukpol h/t Gerry Hassan
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Marquis de Geek @marquisdegeek@ohai.social · Jul 23, 2026
TIL: Daniel Pocock, the person that open source conference, #FOSDEM, evicted, is standing in #Clacton as a self-appointed "Open Source Software innovator." https://danielpocock.com/en/pocock-on-sea-nomination-clacton-by-election-13-august-2026/
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Adam Dalliance @pre@boing.world · Jul 20, 2026
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Richard Herring re-releasing his Binface interview from about a year ago in honour of the by-election in Clacton. Worth a watch if you didn't see it before. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61nNWo7yYfg #binface #countBinface #clacton
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Grassroots for Europe🇪🇺 @grassrootsforeurope@mas.to · Jul 15, 2026
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JorisBohnsonPM🇬🇧🇺🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸 @JorisBohnsonPM@mastodon.social · Jul 15, 2026
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🇳𝗮ꜟ𝖼𝘩 @Naich@fosstodon.org · Jul 11, 2026
I've put a tenner on Count Binface winning Clacton. It's Bin Day! #Clacton #binface #BinDay
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Totts @Geri@veganism.social · Jul 14, 2026

Some of #CountBinface's policies

bringing back Ceefax, the teletext service

nationalising model railways

holding a referendum on holding a second referendum on the United Kingdom's membership in the European Union

nationalising Adele

abolishing the House of Lords

giving free broadband to everyone

stopping the sale of arms to repressive regimes

making Piers Morgan zero emissions by 2030

introducing a minimum voting age of 16 and a maximum of 80

sending £1 trillion a week to the NHS

proroguing Jacob Rees-Mogg

banishing Katie Hopkins to the Phantom Zone

moving the hand dryer in the men's toilet at the Crown and Treaty pub, Uxbridge, to a more sensible position

  • what's not to like here?

#binface #Clacton

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JorisBohnsonPM🇬🇧🇺🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸 @JorisBohnsonPM@mastodon.social · Jul 13, 2026
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Ben M0SWV 🏳️‍🌈 🇪🇺 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @TheSwiv@hear-me.social · Jul 13, 2026
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JeremyJupiterJones :tinoflag: @jeremy_pm@mastodon.nz · Jul 12, 2026
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@ArrestJK@mastodon.nz This is a very sound economic incentive for the people of #Clacton to elect #CountBinface as the #UKPol MP of a struggling tourist town. Who wouldn't want to say they've visited Clacton-on-Sea the town that elected #Binface? https://youtube.com/shorts/1c-_InJb05k
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