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Anna Spanner 👩‍🏫🇪🇺🧪 @Annaspanner@bookstodon.com · 2d ago
The very talented artist Kate Talbot, in her shop in Frome, makes marvellous needle felted parodies of politicians. Unfortunately, they’re not for sale, just there to delight and amuse - and welcome you to her shop. Latest creation, a FIBRE ART COUNT BINFACE!! #BinForTheWin #Binface
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Adam Dalliance @pre@boing.world · 6d ago
Replying to on boing.world
Richard Herring re-releasing his Binface interview from about a year ago in honour of the by-election in Clacton. Worth a watch if you didn't see it before. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61nNWo7yYfg #binface #countBinface #clacton
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Kool Badges @koolbadges@mastodon.social · 6d ago
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MJ Ray @mjr@masto.bike · Jul 13, 2026
Stewart Lee: Move over, Nigel – it’s time for the Bin Supremacy "the Russians didn’t bot-boost Brexit to see Farage prevented from destabilising Britain further by being binned off by a bin. People like this aren’t about to allow a pretend alien refuse receptacle to get their gateway to power deselected." https://www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-lee-column-count-binface-clacton-nigel-farage-reform-election #ukpol #ukpolitics #farage #binface #reformukltd
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Grassroots for Europe🇪🇺 @grassrootsforeurope@mas.to · Jul 15, 2026
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JorisBohnsonPM🇬🇧🇺🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸 @JorisBohnsonPM@mastodon.social · Jul 15, 2026
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🇳𝗮ꜟ𝖼𝘩 @Naich@fosstodon.org · Jul 11, 2026
I've put a tenner on Count Binface winning Clacton. It's Bin Day! #Clacton #binface #BinDay
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Totts @Geri@veganism.social · Jul 14, 2026

Some of #CountBinface's policies

bringing back Ceefax, the teletext service

nationalising model railways

holding a referendum on holding a second referendum on the United Kingdom's membership in the European Union

nationalising Adele

abolishing the House of Lords

giving free broadband to everyone

stopping the sale of arms to repressive regimes

making Piers Morgan zero emissions by 2030

introducing a minimum voting age of 16 and a maximum of 80

sending £1 trillion a week to the NHS

proroguing Jacob Rees-Mogg

banishing Katie Hopkins to the Phantom Zone

moving the hand dryer in the men's toilet at the Crown and Treaty pub, Uxbridge, to a more sensible position

  • what's not to like here?

#binface #Clacton

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JorisBohnsonPM🇬🇧🇺🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸 @JorisBohnsonPM@mastodon.social · Jul 13, 2026
Replying to @2legged@mastodon.ie
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Claire McNab @2legged@mastodon.ie · Jul 13, 2026
Professor Tim Wilson is insightful about The Purpose Of Count Binface. https://youtu.be/IylZ2upd7rk #Binface #ukpol
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Ben M0SWV 🏳️‍🌈 🇪🇺 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @TheSwiv@hear-me.social · Jul 13, 2026
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JeremyJupiterJones :tinoflag: @jeremy_pm@mastodon.nz · Jul 12, 2026
Replying to @ArrestJK@mastodon.nz
@ArrestJK@mastodon.nz This is a very sound economic incentive for the people of #Clacton to elect #CountBinface as the #UKPol MP of a struggling tourist town. Who wouldn't want to say they've visited Clacton-on-Sea the town that elected #Binface? https://youtube.com/shorts/1c-_InJb05k
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Claire McNab @2legged@mastodon.ie · Jul 11, 2026
"Citizens of Clacton. Yoiur democratic choices are loading." #CountBinface launches his first campaign video for the #Clacton by-eiection. It's impressive. Very high production values. But I wonder. I'm a very different sorta person to yer average Clacton voter. How will this appeal to the people who have a vote in Clacton? #ukpol #binface #farage
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Totts @Geri@veganism.social · Jul 11, 2026

The public would prefer Count Binface to win the Clacton by-election over Nigel Farage, a poll has shown. *

Earlier this week, Mr Farage, the Reform UK leader, quit as an MP and triggered a new vote, claiming a sleaze investigation into his finances was being used as a political tool against him.

However, all the major parties refused to stand against him, meaning that – in a farcical twist – his main challenger is now Count Binface, who describes himself as an intergalactic space warrior.

  • A nationwide poll of 1,000 Britons by Ipsos found that 33 per cent would prefer Count Binface, alias Jon Harvey, to win the by-election

#binface #Clacton #Farage

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eclectech @eclectech@things.uk · Jul 10, 2026
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It's Friday!* Woohoo!

It's a bit warm to work out a new dance, so the Friends headed to the seaside, bought themselves a 99 & celebrated the one bit of news that has been causing smiles this week.

  • For the record, if you see me arsing about on here on a Friday** & I've not posted the dancers please feel free to point out the day to me*** 😭

** like, for example, this afternoon

*** no, no, I knew it was Friday ALL day, honest

#FridaySparklyDancers #BinFace #sillyScribbles

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Tor Lillqvist @tml@mementomori.social · Jul 10, 2026
TIL that there is irrefutable proof that Count Binface really is from Planet Sigma IX, as he claims. If he was from Britain, he would be Earl Binface. #Binface
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