There's a lot of people out there — I'm one of them — who's appalled at the very obvious plastic surgery Jeff
#Bezos's wife has had. To me, it's way too reminiscent of the movie Brazil, or maybe Men In Black. It's like, "how do you marry someone that fucking rich and then go and get plastic surgery that looks like it was done at a storefont in a sketchy mall in a run-down part of town". It's like, at some point in the future, she'll be screaming "moisturize me!"
I wonder if he asked her to get that surgery to draw attention away from his own? I mean, when he's not pictured side-by-side with her, his it pretty obvious. Overall, he looks like a man in his sixties. However, you can tell he's had work done because it looks like they ironed his face — and only his face — while the rest of his head looks like a sixty-something's. So, his face looks like this patch of unnaturally pink and smooth slapped onto a wrinkly head. I mean, I get that there's probably no surgeons out there that have techniques for the non-face part of the head, but it's still pretty jarring.
And the one thing that all these assholes don't "get" is that, no matter how much you tighten up age-loosened skin, it just doesn't look right. Tight or loose, the texture of the skin of someone who's fifty or sixty years old or older is different from a twenty- or thirty-something. So, at best, the results look like tightened old skin. Until or unless there's some kind of genetic-level therapy to literally restore the skin's texture, save yourself the money and the pain and figure out how to age gracefully.
