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Martin's Pipe Dreams

@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be
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I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard.
If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends.

I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that.

I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one.
Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly.

Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow.
Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed
The older I get the more left I left I lean.

Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content.

Pronouns: He / him
Linux: Catchy OS w KDE
Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

0 Followers
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50 Posts
Languages:
German, English, little Spanish
Makes:
Code, Electronic wrecks, Pipes
Constantly:
eepy, noisy brained

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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · 5d ago
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

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@sashag@anarres.family That pin is wonderful. Is good you don't use the title. Sadly your last name rings some very unfortunate bells, even more so with a title. But it couldn't be worn by a better person to even it out a little. Sending hugs.
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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · Aug 04, 2026
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

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@sashag@anarres.family Good Meowning
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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · Aug 02, 2026
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

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Replying to @sashag@anarres.family
@sashag@anarres.family Good morning! You as well.
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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · Aug 01, 2026
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

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Replying to @tay@transfem.social
@tay@transfem.socialmine@mk.absturztau.be updates my git repo every time
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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · Aug 01, 2026
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

mk.absturztau.be
Replying to @kitten@social.elizabeth.cat
asking for advice, kink, piss Hover or focus to reveal Sensitive
@kitten@social.elizabeth.cat I knew a person once I had a short thing with. tended to be leaky in bed (involuntary). there are latex/plastic incontinence sheets for the matress that go on like normal ones. you can even put a normal bed sheet on top. more soft, less splash when you move around and you just take it off to wash. should be available both from kink and healthcare shops
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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · Jul 31, 2026
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

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Replying to @tranquillity@mastodon.minionflo.net
@tranquillity@mastodon.minionflo.net Still a good deed^^ And you deserve hugs.
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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · Jul 31, 2026
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

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Replying to @tranquillity@mastodon.minionflo.net
@tranquillity@mastodon.minionflo.net You are capable of very cool things.
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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · Jul 31, 2026
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

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Replying to @ellis@transfem.social
@ellis@transfem.social ​:neocat_hug:​​:neocat_pat_happy:​
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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · Jul 24, 2026
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

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Replying to @sashag@anarres.family
@sashag@anarres.family good morning 🌄
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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · Jul 22, 2026
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

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@sashag@anarres.family Makes my blood boil
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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · Jul 22, 2026
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

mk.absturztau.be
Replying to @sashag@anarres.family
@sashag@anarres.family Aww, sorry to hear that and knowing your dress style it had to be deliberate.
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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · Jul 21, 2026
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

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Replying to @Mlice@meow.social
@Mlice@meow.social that's really good. thanks for sharing
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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · Jul 20, 2026
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

mk.absturztau.be
Replying to @sashag@anarres.family
@sashag@anarres.family Sharks with fricking IPLs on their head
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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · Jul 20, 2026
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

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Replying to @agturcz@circumstances.run
A still relevant eulogy for one of the kindest author we ever had. Hover or focus to reveal Sensitive
@agturcz@circumstances.run @samantha@beige.party love him so much and read all his disk world books multiple times. his daughter is on fedi and does great work as well. give her a follow as well as the random Pratchett bot. if you are tired of religion, Small Gods is a good choice. There are several books against xenophobia and slavery. "The Fifth Elephant" is all about feminism and touches trans topics as it dives deep into dwarf culture and has werewolf Nazis as antagonist. "Guards Guards" also has (anti) fascist tones.
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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · Jul 19, 2026
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

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Replying to @Minionflo@mastodon.minionflo.net
re: puking, re: drugs Hover or focus to reveal Sensitive
@Minionflo@mastodon.minionflo.net hope you feel better soon
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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · Jul 19, 2026
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

mk.absturztau.be
Replying to @sashag@anarres.family
@sashag@anarres.family That's why I always back up my home dir myself. The company does not need to know and as long as I'm honest and not keep company date when I leave its all good. That has prevented desasters previously.
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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · Jul 16, 2026
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

mk.absturztau.be
Replying to @sashag@anarres.family
@sashag@anarres.family Same. Sadly I gon't go well with some ADHD folks. Especially the loud fidgety ones.. I know I can be just the same but it triggers my sensibilities making me irritated quickly. Not their fault and quite a bummer.
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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · Jul 15, 2026
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

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@sashag@anarres.family ADHDdar or AuDar is as real as gaydar
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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · Jul 15, 2026
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

mk.absturztau.be
Due to upper management failure we are still looking urgently for a PHP Software Developer in my team @ Starface.com in Karlsruhe, maybe remote. Check out the listing on the site or dm me. We'd love to have you. Edit: Upper management was slow to approve budget and/or slow to give final approval on contract. I don't know details. #jobsuche #jobs #getfedihired #boostswelcome #php #developer
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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · Jul 12, 2026
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

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@tranquillity@mastodon.minionflo.net No still doing the same ever worsening slog.
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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · Jul 12, 2026
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

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@tranquillity@mastodon.minionflo.net so you got a job after all? sad it didn't work out here but so happy for you!
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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · Jul 08, 2026
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

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@Lynn@void.lgbt Mew ​:neocat_reach:​
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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · Jul 04, 2026
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

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@sashag@anarres.family let's get the pollinating going hrhrhr good morning 🌅
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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · Jul 02, 2026
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · Jul 02, 2026
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

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Just reading you are in KA. if you are serious about that hug you can get one.
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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · Jul 02, 2026
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

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@mstar@mk.absturztau.be me as well
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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · Jun 28, 2026
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

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@sashag@anarres.family good morning.
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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · Jun 19, 2026
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

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Replying to @angelthorns@social.treehouse.systems
@angelthorns@social.treehouse.systems Also hit up the people at Entropia, the local CCC chapter and hacker space. They have a lot of connections and you will find lots of rainbow people there. They might have ideas where to apply. #entropia Just join their Matrix chat and ask around. https://entropia.de/
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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · Jun 19, 2026
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

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Replying to @angelthorns@social.treehouse.systems
@angelthorns@social.treehouse.systems You might try your luck at GameForge. The companies I know around here mostly do some form of web development. If you feel you can do PHP for starters you have a lot more options. If you have admin skills I know at least one open DevOps job. If you need help with German language, translations and stuff, feel free to post or DM. #karlsruhe
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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · Jun 15, 2026
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

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@patagona@chaos.social Schade, du wärst bei uns so was von überqualifiziert XD
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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · Jun 14, 2026
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

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@davidnjoku@mastodon.world ask any small child about what a phone looks like. some things do change...
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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · Jun 04, 2026
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

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@sashag@anarres.family safe travels
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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · Jun 01, 2026
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

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Replying to @ellis@transfem.social
@ellis@transfem.social Yeah, sorry. GPN and pride get priority. The week after I'd come. Ulm isn't that far. Hope you find some nice entities.
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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · May 30, 2026
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

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Replying to @tranquillity@mastodon.minionflo.net
@tranquillity@mastodon.minionflo.net @yama@tech.lgbt there are limited day passes. you'd have to come and trust your luck. sadly it has been growing so much the venue can't take that many people. Even if you don't get in there is a lot to do. Interact with the cute entities spilling out of the main venue, CSD/Pride on Saturday... come visit me and get pats and hugs. honestly pride and GPN overlapping is a shame. so many cute entities have to choose if computer touching or celebrating queer life is more important to them.
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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · May 29, 2026
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

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@tranquillity@mastodon.minionflo.net true. it's inhabitants are an alien mountain folk with weird tribal customs speaking a strange tongue XD
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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · May 23, 2026
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

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Replying to @sashag@anarres.family
Eye contact & OOTD Hover or focus to reveal Sensitive
@sashag@anarres.family happy birthday 🎂🎈
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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · May 14, 2026
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

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@tranquillity@mastodon.minionflo.net that would entail a lot of experimentation to map all the API endpoints and parameters
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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · May 14, 2026
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

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@nova@lunar.place César does the same with hair clips. We empower him by placing them near the edge of the table. Nothing like fostering a career in crime
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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · May 13, 2026
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

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@derpostillon@mastodon.social für die würde ich öffnen.
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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · May 12, 2026
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

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@ellis@transfem.social ​:neocat_hug:​
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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · May 12, 2026
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

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@mwk@donotsta.re she got functional legs. if she is not scared of outside (like my little boy) a leash should suffice, just to prevent bolting when startled in new surroundings. with that cute little harnish, not a collar ofc. there is no alternative to a silk choker for a cat girl. and unlike my little boy you can talk to her and convince her to come willingly. offering treats an pets is usually effective.
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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · May 11, 2026
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · May 11, 2026
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

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@lare@mastodon.lare.cc ​:blobcatyes:​
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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · May 11, 2026
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

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@sashag@anarres.family hello 👋
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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · May 11, 2026
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

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@gwenthefops@transfem.social so much truth
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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · May 11, 2026
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · May 09, 2026
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

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@agturcz@circumstances.run @Rainmaker1973@zpravobot.news TIL
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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · May 09, 2026
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

mk.absturztau.be
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@mgclgrl@transfem.social uuh I love flea markets and this one looks huge. I'm happy for you.
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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · May 09, 2026
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

mk.absturztau.be
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@ellis@transfem.social ahoihoi
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Martin's Pipe Dreams @pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be · May 08, 2026
Martin's Pipe Dreams
@pipe_dreams@mk.absturztau.be

Moved from @pipe_dreams@mstdn.social. I'm socially very awkward. Talking to entities is hard. If something doesn't sit right with you, please have a little patience and talk to me (only if you have the spoons). I probably didn't mean it the way it came across. Sadly that happens to me from time to time. I really hate loosing (fedi) friends. I write code, make pipes, love cats and tinker with electronics. Every now and then I post about that. I might be a Diskworld dwarf. I might also be a cat, at least I often wish I was one. Definately bi. Realized fully at 45. So please bare with this old guy getting in touch with his boykisser side very awkwardly. Striving to be a better ally each day, now also somewhere on the rainbow. Neurospicy. ADHD, overwhelmed The older I get the more left I left I lean. Minors and littles very welcome, beware of CWed content. Pronouns: He / him Linux: Catchy OS w KDE Flavour: Polysexual/Bi, Polyamorous, cis, mask

mk.absturztau.be
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