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ShawnT 🔧🐀

@phaysis@mastodon.coffee
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King of Fixing Things #RatVerified #ComputerToucher

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Joined November 05, 2022
Homepage:
https://www.phaysis.com/
Hometown:
#Austin, TX
Hobbies I suck at:
#AmateurRadio #Deutsch #music #bash #python #writing

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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · 6d ago
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@phaysis@mastodon.coffee

King of Fixing Things #RatVerified #ComputerToucher

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Whenever I drop a morsel of food on the floor, desk, or any other 5-second-rule zone, I always, WITHOUT FAIL, say, "Aw maaan, that was the BEST PIECE." Always. And there's never anyone around but me to laugh. But I commit to the bit because I have standards.
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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · Aug 06, 2026
ShawnT 🔧🐀
@phaysis@mastodon.coffee

King of Fixing Things #RatVerified #ComputerToucher

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If you cut down a Flock camera, for the love of God, don't leave it there on the ground. Take it offsite, dump it in a ravine or river or dumpster or something. Make it unretrievable.
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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · Aug 01, 2026
ShawnT 🔧🐀
@phaysis@mastodon.coffee

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My chair has a lever that drops me down closer to my noodles. My ancestors never dreamed of this kind of luxury.
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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · Jul 29, 2026
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@phaysis@mastodon.coffee

King of Fixing Things #RatVerified #ComputerToucher

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Boosted by Furbland's Very Family-Friendly Account™ @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social

I have eaten so much food today! *

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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · Jul 25, 2026
ShawnT 🔧🐀
@phaysis@mastodon.coffee

King of Fixing Things #RatVerified #ComputerToucher

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I pooped and it formed a pentagram, send for the priest.
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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · Jul 21, 2026
ShawnT 🔧🐀
@phaysis@mastodon.coffee

King of Fixing Things #RatVerified #ComputerToucher

mastodon.coffee
Today I Learned: In the state of Texas, if you pay for medications and take them out of the pharmacy, and later learn you don't need them, you cannot return them to the pharmacy for a refund, even if they are unopened. Now you know too. Anybody looking for a pharmaceutical-strength laxative? I know a guy. #TodayILearned
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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · Jul 16, 2026
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He died how he lived: crushed under a heavy weight.
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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · Jul 11, 2026
ShawnT 🔧🐀
@phaysis@mastodon.coffee

King of Fixing Things #RatVerified #ComputerToucher

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Hot singles are in your wallet! CLICK HERE to give them to me!
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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · Jul 11, 2026
ShawnT 🔧🐀
@phaysis@mastodon.coffee

King of Fixing Things #RatVerified #ComputerToucher

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Replying to @Noortjevee@mstdn.social
@Noortjevee@mstdn.social "We smell sausage" "Nyes full ya" Have fun!
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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · Jul 02, 2026
ShawnT 🔧🐀
@phaysis@mastodon.coffee

King of Fixing Things #RatVerified #ComputerToucher

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Replying to @benbrown@masto.hackers.town
@benbrown@masto.hackers.town Quick! Set up a burner Signal account while you're still there!
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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · May 14, 2026
ShawnT 🔧🐀
@phaysis@mastodon.coffee

King of Fixing Things #RatVerified #ComputerToucher

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Replying to @verymetalsite@mastodon.social
@verymetalsite@mastodon.social Ceci n'est pas une chien.
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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · May 13, 2026
ShawnT 🔧🐀
@phaysis@mastodon.coffee

King of Fixing Things #RatVerified #ComputerToucher

mastodon.coffee

Some soup soaked into my moustache and then dripped onto the front of my shirt. When I saw it, I almost choked on my soup. Clearly, having soup is the best idea of my day.

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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · May 12, 2026
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@phaysis@mastodon.coffee

King of Fixing Things #RatVerified #ComputerToucher

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Oh fun. My bank just notified me that they raised my credit limit on my bank card. Which is fortuitous, because that's the amount I need to spend to build my own fileserver now. Serendipity! 🌈

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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · May 11, 2026
ShawnT 🔧🐀
@phaysis@mastodon.coffee

King of Fixing Things #RatVerified #ComputerToucher

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Gunter Gleeben Glouten Globen

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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · May 11, 2026
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@phaysis@mastodon.coffee

King of Fixing Things #RatVerified #ComputerToucher

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Leguke, I am your farter!

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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · May 11, 2026
ShawnT 🔧🐀
@phaysis@mastodon.coffee

King of Fixing Things #RatVerified #ComputerToucher

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I wonder if there was an explosion at the Jimmy Dean link pork sausage plant, because #HEB has been out of it for the past 2 weeks. Not even an empty spot in the display case where it would've been (otherwise that'd indicate online orders buy it all up before I get there). But then again HEB does that when they can't order products to carry at the price they want. This is the future, and the future is now, I guess.
#AustinTX

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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · May 09, 2026
ShawnT 🔧🐀
@phaysis@mastodon.coffee

King of Fixing Things #RatVerified #ComputerToucher

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Replying to @donni@mastodon.social
@donni@mastodon.social Listening to the latest album from that band Polycrisis Spree, bopping my head.
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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · May 08, 2026
ShawnT 🔧🐀
@phaysis@mastodon.coffee

King of Fixing Things #RatVerified #ComputerToucher

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Replying to @a2_4am@mastodon.social
@a2_4am@mastodon.social "By the Shore, By the Sea"
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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · May 08, 2026
ShawnT 🔧🐀
@phaysis@mastodon.coffee

King of Fixing Things #RatVerified #ComputerToucher

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Yo gurl are you the Notre Dame? Because yo buttresses are FLYIN.

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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · May 07, 2026
ShawnT 🔧🐀
@phaysis@mastodon.coffee

King of Fixing Things #RatVerified #ComputerToucher

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Replying to @Binder@petrous.vislae.town
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town I do that all the time. People get big mad.
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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · May 06, 2026
ShawnT 🔧🐀
@phaysis@mastodon.coffee

King of Fixing Things #RatVerified #ComputerToucher

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Replying to @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social
@NanoRaptor Ah, yes, my first career. Those inks look fairly fresh; worst is using old ink cans from back stock because your shop is too cheap to let you use the fresh stuff on this one job. You're spending your shift picking hickies off the blankets. And god help you if you're using fast blue lake as a spot color; that stuff refuses to wash out of the rollers.
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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · May 06, 2026
ShawnT 🔧🐀
@phaysis@mastodon.coffee

King of Fixing Things #RatVerified #ComputerToucher

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Replying to @filmfileuk@mastodonapp.uk
@filmfileuk@mastodonapp.uk I'm quite the fan of "Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon" (2006). Turns the thriller-killer genre on its head a bit with some behind the scenes action.
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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · May 05, 2026
ShawnT 🔧🐀
@phaysis@mastodon.coffee

King of Fixing Things #RatVerified #ComputerToucher

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Replying to @arclight@oldbytes.space
@arclight@oldbytes.space I want to build and create. But I Am So Tired.
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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · May 05, 2026
ShawnT 🔧🐀
@phaysis@mastodon.coffee

King of Fixing Things #RatVerified #ComputerToucher

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Replying to @adhdeanasl@beige.party
@adhdeanasl@beige.party I start slapping every surface and control in my car when "Pushit" comes on. Nearby cars start moving away.
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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · May 05, 2026
ShawnT 🔧🐀
@phaysis@mastodon.coffee

King of Fixing Things #RatVerified #ComputerToucher

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eating baked beans and a ham sandwich for dinner on a monday night, because nothing means anything anymore and you're not my real dad.

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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · May 04, 2026
ShawnT 🔧🐀
@phaysis@mastodon.coffee

King of Fixing Things #RatVerified #ComputerToucher

mastodon.coffee
Replying to @LoganFive@beige.party
@LoganFive My mother used to make my sandwiches with love, but unfortunately she took a bite out of the corner, which removed at least, like, 100 of the 200 extra Calories.
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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · May 04, 2026
ShawnT 🔧🐀
@phaysis@mastodon.coffee

King of Fixing Things #RatVerified #ComputerToucher

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Replying to @TidalFlats@mastodon.coffee
@TidalFlats@mastodon.coffee Unfortunately, the lady lobbing swords was his mother.
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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · May 03, 2026
ShawnT 🔧🐀
@phaysis@mastodon.coffee

King of Fixing Things #RatVerified #ComputerToucher

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May 3rd, 2026: I update the copyright date on my blog to 2026. I Am On Top of Things.

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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · May 03, 2026
ShawnT 🔧🐀
@phaysis@mastodon.coffee

King of Fixing Things #RatVerified #ComputerToucher

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Yakiudon
Wakiudon
& Dotiudon

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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · May 03, 2026
ShawnT 🔧🐀
@phaysis@mastodon.coffee

King of Fixing Things #RatVerified #ComputerToucher

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I dunno, guys, but I have my doubts about King Charles knowing the average airspeed velocity of any unladened swallow, no matter the regional species.

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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · May 03, 2026
ShawnT 🔧🐀
@phaysis@mastodon.coffee

King of Fixing Things #RatVerified #ComputerToucher

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Replying to @donni@mastodon.social
@donni It was in your other pants, wasn't it?
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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · May 03, 2026
ShawnT 🔧🐀
@phaysis@mastodon.coffee

King of Fixing Things #RatVerified #ComputerToucher

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Why no Gandalf the Black?

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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · May 02, 2026
ShawnT 🔧🐀
@phaysis@mastodon.coffee

King of Fixing Things #RatVerified #ComputerToucher

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Replying to @pixelfed@mastodon.social
@pixelfed@mastodon.social About f'n time. Thanks!
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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · Apr 29, 2026
ShawnT 🔧🐀
@phaysis@mastodon.coffee

King of Fixing Things #RatVerified #ComputerToucher

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Replying to @GayDeceiver@mstdn.social
@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social Alternately: "Never call a man a fool. Borrow from him." :D
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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · Apr 27, 2026
ShawnT 🔧🐀
@phaysis@mastodon.coffee

King of Fixing Things #RatVerified #ComputerToucher

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Replying to @adamrice@c.im
@adamrice wait, Flipside in April? Seems early this year!
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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · Apr 27, 2026
ShawnT 🔧🐀
@phaysis@mastodon.coffee

King of Fixing Things #RatVerified #ComputerToucher

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Replying to @Alice@beige.party
@Alice I'm afraid of getting famous because I don't want to be on an episode of "Hot Ones". I can't do that many Scovilles and keep my composure.
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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · Apr 24, 2026
ShawnT 🔧🐀
@phaysis@mastodon.coffee

King of Fixing Things #RatVerified #ComputerToucher

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Replying to @rotopenguin@mastodon.social
@rotopenguin @NanoRaptor Was Bill Nighy in "Broadchurch"? I'm sure he was in there somewhere.
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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · Apr 24, 2026
ShawnT 🔧🐀
@phaysis@mastodon.coffee

King of Fixing Things #RatVerified #ComputerToucher

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Replying to @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social
@NanoRaptor Untenable. The BBC only has 49 actors.
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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · Apr 20, 2026
ShawnT 🔧🐀
@phaysis@mastodon.coffee

King of Fixing Things #RatVerified #ComputerToucher

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Replying to @screambiogenesis@mastodon.social
@screambiogenesis@mastodon.social @tubetime@mastodon.social by gum, I think you've got it!
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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · Apr 20, 2026
ShawnT 🔧🐀
@phaysis@mastodon.coffee

King of Fixing Things #RatVerified #ComputerToucher

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Replying to @tubetime@mastodon.social
@tubetime@mastodon.social Hard to tell! Reference display for video circuits? I see the ammeter for the anode, but the plugs for hsync and vsync clocks is a tell-tale. Can't make out the plugs underneath. Curious!
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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · Apr 17, 2026
ShawnT 🔧🐀
@phaysis@mastodon.coffee

King of Fixing Things #RatVerified #ComputerToucher

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Replying to @Binder@petrous.vislae.town
@Binder You know the stuff you spray into the toilet water before you poop to keep the smell down? That, but for farts.
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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · Apr 16, 2026
ShawnT 🔧🐀
@phaysis@mastodon.coffee

King of Fixing Things #RatVerified #ComputerToucher

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Replying to @mcc@mastodon.social
@mcc Here Here! (slams "gavel") I believe the distinguished gentleman has the floor for 5 minutes.
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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · Apr 11, 2026
ShawnT 🔧🐀
@phaysis@mastodon.coffee

King of Fixing Things #RatVerified #ComputerToucher

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Replying to @TheNeedling@newsie.social
@TheNeedling Shiiiid, just go to Cougars in Ballard, is all I'm sayin'. Never been there, but it's IN THE NAME. [cougar row-row sound]
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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · Apr 11, 2026
ShawnT 🔧🐀
@phaysis@mastodon.coffee

King of Fixing Things #RatVerified #ComputerToucher

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Replying to @RainofTerra@terra.incognita.net
@RainofTerra Oh, oh my, Yes. That is nice. Nice indeed, yes. Oh yes.
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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · Apr 05, 2026
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@phaysis@mastodon.coffee

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HE IS RIZZIN'!

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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · Apr 02, 2026
ShawnT 🔧🐀
@phaysis@mastodon.coffee

King of Fixing Things #RatVerified #ComputerToucher

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Replying to @nicd@masto.ahlcode.fi
@nicd Unfortunately, Musicbrainz holds the publication date of the media release as sacrosanct over the original date of the album release, so create a new release in Musicbrainz with that media's release date. If you look to your music player for notes on when an album came out in polite conversation later, you'll just have to look it up on Discogs or Wikipedia to settle your bar bet. Sorry.
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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · Mar 27, 2026
ShawnT 🔧🐀
@phaysis@mastodon.coffee

King of Fixing Things #RatVerified #ComputerToucher

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Replying to @benbrown@masto.hackers.town
@benbrown It's just regular relationship management, no biggie.
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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · Mar 21, 2026
ShawnT 🔧🐀
@phaysis@mastodon.coffee

King of Fixing Things #RatVerified #ComputerToucher

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Replying to @GoldenRetrieverGF@blahaj.zone
@GoldenRetrieverGF There has to be enough catte to keep each other occupied while you both are outta house. You want your kids to be happy!
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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · Mar 20, 2026
ShawnT 🔧🐀
@phaysis@mastodon.coffee

King of Fixing Things #RatVerified #ComputerToucher

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Replying to @adhdeanasl@beige.party
@adhdeanasl actual movie! It's campy!
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ShawnT 🔧🐀 @phaysis@mastodon.coffee · Mar 14, 2026
ShawnT 🔧🐀
@phaysis@mastodon.coffee

King of Fixing Things #RatVerified #ComputerToucher

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Replying to @box464__dup_3064@mastodon.social
@box464@mastodon.social I haven't heard anything, but then again I don't have a badge for Interactive, so I'm in the dark. If there were, though, the Fediverse would be blowing up about it.
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