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I have eaten so much food today! *
- every day
Some soup soaked into my moustache and then dripped onto the front of my shirt. When I saw it, I almost choked on my soup. Clearly, having soup is the best idea of my day.
Oh fun. My bank just notified me that they raised my credit limit on my bank card. Which is fortuitous, because that's the amount I need to spend to build my own fileserver now. Serendipity! 🌈
I wonder if there was an explosion at the Jimmy Dean link pork sausage plant, because #HEB has been out of it for the past 2 weeks. Not even an empty spot in the display case where it would've been (otherwise that'd indicate online orders buy it all up before I get there). But then again HEB does that when they can't order products to carry at the price they want. This is the future, and the future is now, I guess.
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I dunno, guys, but I have my doubts about King Charles knowing the average airspeed velocity of any unladened swallow, no matter the regional species.