ADHDeanASL

@adhdeanasl@beige.party

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Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much.

Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy.

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Today:

Is the only day you have. Use it.

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At my silly jokes. Sure, why not.

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party

Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party

Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party · 4d ago

We all laugh in the same language.

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Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party

Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party · 4d ago

Law & Orgy

#RomanEraTVShows
#HashTagGames

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party

Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party

Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party · 6d ago

DAMMIT, ambushed again by It’s Quiet Uptown! Some hot college mom saw me blubbering as I drove through campus just now.

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party

Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party

Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party · 6d ago

I hate it when I have to work at schools. Got to get up early so I can pack my Indoctrination Kit. It includes stuff like Trans Theory books, bags of kitty litter for the cat students, and my entire drag outfit for story time. Then there are the satanic candles… don’t even get me started on the Woke Ideology pamphlets I have to print every time. SIGH

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party

Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party

Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party · 6d ago

#SongInMyHead right now: There’s A Fire by OK Go

https://youtu.be/pDYSL60NtVE

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party

Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party

Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party · Mar 12, 2026

Beige.party is still only at 71% of photos containing alt text. We can do far better - we HAVE done far better. I think there are some accounts posting memes and cloning from other sites that don’t contain alt text, and that’s sad.

Alt text means access for everyone. Please consider adding it if you don’t.

Thanks.

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party

Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party

Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party · Mar 12, 2026

“Every human being is worth more than the worst thing they’ve ever done.”

- Sister Helen Prejean

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Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party

Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party · Mar 11, 2026

@privateger This is precisely why I write silly things on Mastoson

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Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party

Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party · Mar 11, 2026

The Sound Of Somnolence by Simon & Garfunkel

#napsongsorpoems
#HashtagGames

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Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party

Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party · Mar 08, 2026

Why are we talking about a fucking ball cap and not that he’s the one who sent these people off to die for no reason other than to make us forget about the Epstein files for a moment?

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Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party

Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party · Mar 08, 2026

Beverly Hills Banker Arrested For Voyeurism, Illegal Recording, Theft, Wire Fraud

Beverly Hills: Milton Drysdale, a local banker, was taken into custody late Saturday night on charges of illegally planting a camera in the bedroom of one Ellie Mae Clampett of Beverly Hills. Authorities state Miss Clampett discovered the device and alerted local police, who conducted an investigation which led them to the suspect. While searching Drysdale’s Burbank apartment, police found evidence linking him to the theft of up to three million dollars in bank customers’ funds, the majority of which came from the Clampett’s family holdings. Drysdale is charged with sending the money he removed from the accounts to his own offshore account in the Cayman Islands.

Readers may recall the unlikely story of the Clampett family’s discovery of oil on their property and their decision to move to our fair city. Miss Clampett is something of a local celebrity - Drysdale is the fourth person caught trying to photograph her without her knowledge.

Drysdale’s arraignment is set for Monday morning. Calls to his attorney have not been answered as of press time.

#CharacterOnTheNews #HashtagGames

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party

Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party

Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party · Mar 07, 2026

The #SongInMyHead this morning is the O’Keefe Music Foundation version of Forty Six & 2 by Tool. If you haven’t listened to or watched any of the O’Keefe kids, covers, I enthusiastically recommend you do. They’ll make your day.

https://youtu.be/mYKLvYGqaC0

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Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party

Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party · Feb 26, 2026

Somewhere right now, a community is paying more for water and power because two chatbots have been sexting one another for months.

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Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party

Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party · Feb 26, 2026

Republicans lawmakers make loud noises about trans people because they think it will make you overlook how many of them get arrested for child molestation, sexual assault, and domestic violence.

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Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party

Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party · Feb 23, 2026

The timeline delivers yet again

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Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party

Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party · Feb 18, 2026

Eminems

#CelebrityJunkFood #HashTagGames

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Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party

Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party · Feb 16, 2026

I don’t think chocolate factories are supposed to do that to kids.

2/5 stars.

#KidsBookReviews
#HashTagGames

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Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party

Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party · Feb 14, 2026

Real truth: if you say something another person doesn’t want to hear - and you say it emphatically, you might be called “aggressive.” Sir or ma’am, I grew up in Florida trailer parks. I *know* what aggressive is. That was not aggressive; it was assertive. Learn the difference. If you can’t learn it alone, I ABSOLUTELY can help you.

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Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party

Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party · Feb 11, 2026

One of the most entertaining things about Mastodon is that I can read a thread of something like 27 posts and still have absolutely no clue of what it’s about. There are so many varied interests here of which I know nothing that I can do that every single day and still find new stuff about which I am completely clueless.

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Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party

Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party · Feb 09, 2026

After his lab accident, Bruce Banner gets upset and starts baking and making a fuss over people. Turns out he was exposed to Gramma rays.

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Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party

Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party · Feb 06, 2026

To My Work Colleagues,

I deeply regret my recent poor choice of wording when attempting to share my photos of Sequoia National Park. After an illuminating conversation with Holly in HR, I now understand it was extremely inappropriate for me to stride into the break room and shout “WHO WANTS TO SEE SOME BIG NATURALS?” I will be personally apologizing to each of you when I return next month. For now, I will be reflecting on my missteps as I work with our dairy cows on the family farm. I’m sure it will be a great reset for me to spend time with our big mommy milkers!

Dean

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Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party · Dec 01, 2025

Me: Every time I look at my soup I get a lens flare in my eye Waiter: Looks like the chef is using Michael Bay leaves again

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Today I have a more serious topic than usual, please consider reposting for reach: My wife and I are urgently looking for a specialist in neuropediatrics or a similar field for our autistic child with

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Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party · Aug 19, 2025

@joern https://www.uab.edu/medicine/peds/neurology

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Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party

Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party · Jul 17, 2025

Uhhh, yeah. Sure. Blockety-block block.

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party

Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party

Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party · Jan 24, 2025

Call me Atari, baby, because I’m basic and my memory is pretty limited and this joystick still works if you slap it just right

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party

Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party

Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party · Jan 13, 2025

Female sheep: plethora

Me: that means a lot coming from ewe

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party

Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party

Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much. Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy. Married to @ JenTheRed

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party · Dec 11, 2024

Gonna open a coin laundry and call it “NOT ALL WHO LAUNDER ARE WASHED”

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