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Lambda @lambda@chaosfurs.social · Jun 25, 2026

Replying to @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange hooray! I wonder if the RSS feed is less "manually copy-pasting XML, sometimes correctly, unless he forgets to" now

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Lambda @lambda@chaosfurs.social · Jun 25, 2026

Replying to @pepijndevos@freeradical.zone

@pepijndevos@freeradical.zone if it rains inside your house, you need to fix your roof

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Lambda @lambda@chaosfurs.social · May 16, 2026

Replying to @ThePiGuy24@meemu.org

@ThePiGuy24@meemu.org your plug seems to be missing a couple pins: https://chaos.social/@itsyndikat/115147991479570126

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Lambda @lambda@chaosfurs.social · May 11, 2026

Replying to @domi@donotsta.re

@domi@donotsta.re @q@glauca.space that honestly just makes it even more fishy - the first might have been an honest mistake, but you can bet they wouldn't make an even less plausible mistake of the same type again just a couple months later.

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Lambda @lambda@chaosfurs.social · May 11, 2026

Replying to @bsidesvienna@infosec.exchange

@bsidesvienna@infosec.exchange first the slop image, now an extremely forced Steven Crowder meme? It's getting difficult to believe in good faith here

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Lambda @lambda@chaosfurs.social · May 08, 2026

Replying to @sk@catcatnya.com

@sk@catcatnya.com was macht mensch denn dort? O.o Zum Winken, wenn ihr hier vorbeifahrt, ist die Uhrzeit leider etwas unchristlich ;)

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Lambda @lambda@chaosfurs.social · May 01, 2026

Replying to @bytespeicher@chaos.social

@bytespeicher dafür generierte Bilder zu nehmen ist schon echt provokativ, findet ihr nicht?

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Lambda @lambda@chaosfurs.social · Apr 29, 2026

Replying to @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

@0xabad1dea on the other hand, it usually means that it practically can't be fought from the ground due to unexploded ordnance

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Lambda @lambda@chaosfurs.social · Apr 23, 2026

Replying to @nolsen311@infosec.exchange

@nolsen311@infosec.exchange @impermanen_@zirk.us I've never seen non-donkey content here, have you?

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Lambda @lambda@chaosfurs.social · Apr 23, 2026

Replying to @brianbilston@mastodon.online

@brianbilston additional image description: because the starting font size would be way too large to fit the last line into the image, the font size decreases with each line starting from the sixth, making the last line look quite tiny

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Lambda @lambda@chaosfurs.social · Apr 16, 2026

Replying to @elliiem@mastodon.catgirl.cloud

@elliiem how does one circumcise a traffic cone

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Lambda @lambda@chaosfurs.social · Apr 10, 2026

Replying to @the_compiler@mastodon.social

@the_compiler awwwww I was hoping it was going to be written in typst, purely for the letter permutation based pun (+e)

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Lambda @lambda@chaosfurs.social · Apr 09, 2026

Replying to @MacLemon@chaos.social

@MacLemon@chaos.social @nextcloud@mastodon.xyz did you ever get a reply to this?

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Lambda @lambda@chaosfurs.social · Apr 06, 2026

Replying to @sophiehuiberts@mathstodon.xyz

@sophiehuiberts my exposure to it has mostly been through terrifyingly bad software development that somehow managed to get the "safety" label slapped on top, so I might not be the best person to ask, but I can try

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Lambda @lambda@chaosfurs.social · Mar 30, 2026

Replying to @jochie@strangeweb.page

@jochie@strangeweb.page @jschauma@mstdn.social interesting, probably an artifact of NN-based translation? The meanings are close enough, and from context it looks like one is a real translation of the other

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Lambda @lambda@chaosfurs.social · Mar 26, 2026

Replying to @k3ym0@infosec.exchange

@k3ym0@infosec.exchange from asking around, approximately nobody has two months of food storage though. Yes, relationships are far more valuable in the long term, but they won't help if everyone you love starves or dies of thirst after two weeks. Please still have a bare minimum of disaster preparedness.

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Lambda @lambda@chaosfurs.social · Mar 19, 2026

Replying to @jyn@tech.lgbt

@jyn ...actual fun or "please help me I'm dying" fun?

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Lambda @lambda@chaosfurs.social · Mar 17, 2026

Replying to @pinkRhododendron@mastodon.social

@pinkRhododendron@mastodon.social @ChaosKitsune@woem.men @rebane2001@infosec.exchange the latter, there's no reason the *implementation* of the shell built-in would have to use an extra machine instruction that does nothing (though maybe the compiler sneakily inserts one anyway, e.g. for alignment reasons!)

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Lambda @lambda@chaosfurs.social · Mar 17, 2026

Replying to @ChaosKitsune@woem.men

@ChaosKitsune@woem.men @rebane2001@infosec.exchange : is the no-op built-in in POSIX shells.

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Lambda @lambda@chaosfurs.social · Mar 10, 2026

Na, wann habt ihr das letzte Mal einen dampflokbespannten Löschzug gesehen? https://tirol.orf.at/stories/3345252/

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Lambda @lambda@chaosfurs.social · Feb 09, 2026

Replying to @eest9@chaos.social

@eest9@chaos.social @gebaerdenverse@fedi.at ahhh, d'oh, das .tnp-subscription Element wird von uBlock Origin als "Newsletter notice" weggeblockt. Danke für den Hinweis :)

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Lambda @lambda@chaosfurs.social · Feb 09, 2026

Replying to @gebaerdenverse@fedi.at

@gebaerdenverse@fedi.at wie kann ich mich anmelden? Ich sehe auf der Seite nur Links zu vergangenen Newslettern sowie zum Kalender.

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Lambda @lambda@chaosfurs.social · Jan 09, 2026

Replying to @LeelaTorres@ieji.de

@LeelaTorres@ieji.de FYI: dein Post ist als "quiet public" (oder wie auch immer Mastodon es aktuell nennt) gepostet, daher haben die Hashtags hier keinen Effekt. Außer es war als Anweisung gedacht, dass die Hashtags in den Post von @gebaerdenverse@fedi.at editiert werden sollen, in dem Fall ignorier mich.

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Lambda @lambda@chaosfurs.social · Aug 11, 2025

Replying to @f09fa681@digitalcourage.social

@f09fa681@digitalcourage.social doubt it, they somewhat recently added another feature that they chose to make github-exclusive: https://crates.io/docs/trusted-publishing @nixCraft@mastodon.social

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Lambda @lambda@chaosfurs.social · Jul 29, 2025

Replying to @wren6991@types.pl

@wren6991 is it related to one of those little X's in the image being off by a pixel

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Lambda @lambda@chaosfurs.social · Mar 14, 2025

Replying to @vagina_museum@masto.ai

@vagina_museum@masto.ai I'd love to donate, but gofundme's payment page is incredibly broken. Can I send you a bank transfer or something?

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Lambda @lambda@chaosfurs.social · Feb 01, 2023

Replying to @agocs@hachyderm.io

@agocs@hachyderm.io @TechConnectify@mas.to err yes, inverter (both of those names are kinda silly now that I think about it). Are you sure it's the same inverter that drives the traction motors though? That would also mean you can't use the internal receptacle while driving (which would be a reasonable tradeoff).

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Lambda @lambda@chaosfurs.social · Feb 01, 2023

Replying to @TechConnectify@mas.to

@TechConnectify@mas.to that's one beefy alternator to build into the car solely for this probably rarely-used purpose - or does the car have internal 120V receptacles anyway?

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Lambda @lambda@chaosfurs.social · Nov 29, 2022

Replying to @ordnung@chaos.social

@ordnung der Absatz "Alle Änderungen in unseren neuen Instanzregeln..." wurde vom markdown-parser etwas verunstaltet.

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