Sandra Bond
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form.
Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
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Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Three published novels, a fourth complete one, a fifth in progress, and I honestly can’t answer this prompt without spoiling one of them. Is anyone else finding this difficulty? Surely it must be common for an MC’s bravest moment to form (or at least appear as part of) the climax of their book?
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
"Yeah... Yeah. -- Can we have your liver, then?"
" Yeah. All right. You talked me into it."
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
You get to create your own rules in a way that you don’t outside the genre. Some say there are no rules, but there are - you can’t have someone flee peril by growing wings and flying away without setting this up beforehand, as James Blish reported finding in one particularly dreadful MS; but if you make your rules, writing within them (if you do it right) is a blast.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Alvin Tidmarsh is grossed out by public displays of affection, particularly when kids at his school are the participants.
Liam Baxter dislikes cats, and abhors the stink of cat piss.
Harris is very much against humbug and hypocrisy, particularly where religion is concerned.
Julie Shapiro is wholly against the use of recreational drugs.
The less desperate the need to resort to a lie, the more scorn Hesko feels for the liar.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Most of them do. Jokes, I believe, are part of what makes us human. The prime joke-teller is Jemima, who makes a living from doing so live:
"Why did the fascist cross the road? Because he held his hand up like this" -- throws a Nazi salute -- "and all the traffic stopped, and he was too embarrassed not to go across."
...yeah, there's a reason I didn't actually depict her on stage in her novel.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Mine or my characters'?
I can't write when I'm hungry - another reason I write late at night when my meals, as well as the rest of my daily routine, are finished.
I'll describe my characters at table when the plot requires, e.g. when Chaz invites Imogen out for a Chinese meal to place an invitation before her upon which much will depend. But I think I may assume my readers will grok that my characters eat regularly each day, whether I describe that or not.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Not on a daily basis, unless you count the fact that I tend to write late at night and go straight to bed when I finish.
On a project basis, I like to work on a shorter piece as a transition between longer ones, as a limbering/stretching exercise. And of course, my poetry (which is shorter still) peppers my days like buckshot; I rarely plan my poetry -- it happens to me.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
"They"? Only Darroll and Horsehead know it exists. Darroll takes it seriously, because he has to -- he has little or no control over when he time-jumps. And as for Horsehead, trying to figure out how seriously he takes anything, or what his actual opinions are about anything, is a task which completely defeats Darroll.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
It must be intended to serve as some means of communication, because it has writing on it as well as art. It's too small to hold a very long message, though. Some of the writing is repeated, as though the creator wanted to emphasise that part above all the rest. It is far from pristine, and seems pretty elderly, as though it's been knocked about over the years.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Absolutely not. It's a novel which might, conceivably, make a film or TV show, but I truly can't imagine a game based upon it.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Fragments? Fragments??? I'll have you know, damn it, that my poems are POEMS, whole and complete and pure like a beam of light.
My prose does come in paragraphs, I will concede.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Imogen: "I'd like to start a family but at the same time I'd like to keep working as Jemima's PA. At the moment these are almost incompatible, but realistically, there *must* be a way to achieve both.
Also I'd like to be able to afford to get on the housing ladder in London."
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Usually there comes a point toward the close of the book where the plots and characters all converge in a high point of spectacular light and sound that makes the reader blink and shade their eyes.
When they look again, they find that some plots and characters have vanished, while have merged, and still others have gone bouncing off in another, unexpected direction.
That's the theory, anyhoo...
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Yes, though mainly after the work involving the character in the dream has been completed. I don't think I have ever rewritten or replotted a work in progress due to a dream, but there's always a first time.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
(This prompt presupposes that "country" has a fixed meaning, which ain't always so.)
Definitely true of J., Jemima, and Chaz, who will have gigged abroad on tour; J. as an author, Jemima as a comedian, Chaz (most extensively) as a musician.
Imogen comes from the kind of family who took skiing holidays, so she probably has, too.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
I had a very good one socially, my mental and physical health remained out of the gutter, and (given that I didn’t have a new book out to lure punters) my dealer sales were healthy, too.
I hope I can afford to attend next year in Glasgow.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Graeme kicked pebbles as he walked along the beach. Jan didn’t. She’d noticed that; men kicked pebbles, women didn’t.
Graeme suddenly paused, and stooped.
“Will you look at that?”
Jan looked at that, on the palm of his hand. “That” was a pebble like any other, except that one quarter of its spheroid was missing, and where that part was gone, it bore a clear bite mark.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Darroll, Chuck and Joe play Halo against one another. A crucial tipping point in the power-balance between Darroll and Chuck comes during a session.
Chuck and Rowdy play D&D regularly. Darroll scorns that as a pastime of nerds.
If sports count, another important revelation comes to Darroll from Kirk Mondschein during a baseball practise session. Darroll would be a good baseball pitcher if he practised more, but he’s too cynical to value sport.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Vaendras is by nature a secretive man with a dangerous addiction to hatching complex, risky plots. He is fully aware of this and keeps it well hidden behind a wall of persiflage, wit, and affected, wry world-weariness.
Vanessa wishes she were thinner even though she knows all the feminist theory about unrealistic societal beauty standards and fat-shaming.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Jemima went even though she disliked the party-giver. She is all too aware of how important it is for a professional entertainer to keep their social profile high, and their performance persona polished. She also decided to go because she hoped to be able to plant a few witty insults on her rival before an audience. (She received as many as she delivered, in the event. Very entertaining for those watching.)
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Another prompt I struggle to parse. Does “form” mean handwriting/typing? Book format? Narrative style, like Riddley Walker or Gentlemen Prefer Blondes?
I tend to be unadventurous in such matters and stick to plain English narrative and to routine book format.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Sure, I could. But I’m not going to. It sounds to me like one more distraction from actual writing, one more excuse to procrastinate.
Of course, were I a bestselling author, such an effort would be an excellent way of squeezing the last drops of income out of a project. Look how many Making of Star Trek/Wars books there have been over the years. Oh well. Pretty sure those grapes were sour.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Just thought of another, better, one:
Man touches grass. Grass sues man.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
But I *shall* return.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
I shouldn’t have lost any writing or data as I have meticulous backups, but without a reliable machine to use them with I’m not much better off in the short term.
Not looking forward to the ordeal of getting a replacement; my technophobia as regards computers is little short of legendary.
But I still hope to have the new novel out for the end of the year.
Prompts will resume… sometime.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Darroll spends some months in hospital after his car accident, and after release, still attends regular therapy sessions with Louis Vickery. Fortunately for him, his father's insurance pays for the bulk of his medical fees.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
I don't know if it counts as "more widespread" but I'd be very happy if I weren't clueless at (and terrified of) anything technological or mechanical. I'd like to be able to fix my own car and my own computer.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Ed Crowe protects his friends from physical harm.
Alvin Tidmarsh keeps order at his school, after a fashion.
General Ulberch is a whiz at the art of war.
Thousands of people read Liam Baxter's website eagerly for their gossip.
As for Eddie Drygalski, Jemima accuses him of being a bastard. He points out that he worked like a bastard for her, made deals like a bastard, and fought her corner like a bastard.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Between my innate clumsiness and my deteriorating vision, absolutely not.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
They don't, but they tolerate me writing them anyway, so it's all good.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
All of my MCs are either outwardly unremarkable while being inwardly unusual, or else they've had a lot of practice at passing unseen in a crowd. Or both.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
When I was dating an American guy, and spending as much time there with him as the rules allowed, we went to see Weezer play live. While waiting for the gig to start, I wrote a song, and had a fraught time trying to keep it in my head while Weezer performed.
I managed it, and it became the title song of my band's only EP.
(Shortly after, Weezer's coach crashed, Rivers Cuomo broke an arm, rest of tour was cancelled.)
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
That a passage which doesn't work when read aloud probably doesn't work on the page, either. (I knew this already, really, but sometimes I need to be told obvious things multiple times.)
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Yes. I don't think I could get away with a novel full of nothing but fluffy little kittens jumping over rainbows.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
#PoliceProcedural #EdMcBain #writing
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
I got out of it violating the laws of entropy (and other physical and plot issues) by making it sideways-only rather than forward or backward. And even so, I had to introduce the character of Horsehead and hint strongly that he is pulling the strings when Darroll moves between timelines; this allows me to handwave various issues, like how come Darroll's clothes travel with him when he dimension-hops.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Tell Lionel Fanthorpe that!
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.
Indie author, poet, and wrangler of words in every form. Author of the novels THE PSYCHOPATH CLUB, THE DEVIL'S FINGER and THREE MEN IN ORBIT (all from The Canal Press); also poetry collections POETRY SLUM and (now available!) THE GOBLIN MUSE.