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keith

@keithpjolley@discuss.systems
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Professional: nope.

Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet.

He/Him/Archduke

Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera.

Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · Jul 02, 2026
keith
@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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this is perfect. ai has entered the enterprise.
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keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · Jul 02, 2026
keith
@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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today is my last day of working. i'm wearing my red shirt.
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keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · Jul 01, 2026
keith
@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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we are entering a post-competence era.
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keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · Jul 01, 2026
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@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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Replying to @FoxesInLove@social.neonpaws.digital
@FoxesInLove@social.neonpaws.digital a couple of times i've retaliated with some florence foster jennings. i try to only pull that one out when the collateral damage isn't going to be too high.
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keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · Jun 26, 2026
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@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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Replying to @inarticulatequilter@mastodon.art
@inarticulatequilter@mastodon.art I responded to your picture of a Black t-shirt with white letters that read I write alt text with the alt text Black t-shirt with white letters that read “black t-shirt with white letters that read I write alt text” with a response that reads I responded to your picture of a Black t-shirt with white letters that read I write alt text with the alt text Black t-shirt with white letters that read “black t-shirt with white letters that read I write alt text”
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keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · Jun 26, 2026
keith
@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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Replying to @donni@mastodon.social
@donni@mastodon.social and a sandwich should only cost ~10 minutes of minimum wage, after taxes.
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keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · Jun 06, 2026
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@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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Replying to @benroyce@mastodon.social
@benroyce@mastodon.social Oh the places we will go.
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keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · May 25, 2026
keith
@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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Very slowly losing this game

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keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · May 24, 2026
keith
@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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#NWSL Game time!
Also, standing in the merch area behind Alex Fucking Morgan and husband. I was just able to not make it wierd. Also cute was Charlie dancing her heart out in their box.

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keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · May 23, 2026
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@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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I don’t have a dog in the #UWCL fight but I found myself cheering when Barcelona scored because of all the pregame heaps nonsense.

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keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · May 22, 2026
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@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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engineer: i want do do x.
me: here's how i've done that. (15 lines of simple code attached)
engineer: cool, that works. thanks!
me: no problem. glad i could help.
(a few minutes pass)
engineer: ai says to do it this way... (120 lines of spaghetti code attached)
me: fuck off with that.

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keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · May 21, 2026
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@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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sd wave's cage got rattled

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keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · May 21, 2026
keith
@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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are you joking me? that sucks.

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keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · May 21, 2026
keith
@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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woot! dudina!!! couldn't tell from the crowd that it went into the net. i thought it went across the top, not into, the net. #MakeWaves

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keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · May 17, 2026
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@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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Replying to @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io it was pretty stupid of them to allow this. now why would anyone go to stack overflow to ask questions when the search engines will just insert an ai answer to any coding question you may have? and why bother answering questions when ai is just going to slurp up your answers and call it its own?
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keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · May 15, 2026
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@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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Replying to @Dougfir@m.ai6yr.org
@Dougfir@m.ai6yr.org Only one out of ten people use it correctly.
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keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · May 08, 2026
keith
@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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Replying to @unsafelyhotboots@sharkey.world
@unsafelyhotboots@sharkey.world @zwol@masto.hackers.town my current truck is a lifted ford ranger and i hate it with every fiber of my being. a kei truck would suit my needs just fine as a farm truck but i wouldn't be able to (with reasonable effort and cost) register it. not that i'd want to drive it very far in it as i'm 6'4" and am of typical american weight so the height of a telo is a feature for me. i'm at a point in my life where i'm looking forward to being an early adopter so that's also a feature for me. $40k is $10k below average new car cost. that sucks. https://www.forbes.com/sites/antoniopequenoiv/2025/10/13/average-us-new-car-price-surpasses-50000-an-all-time-high-amid-surging-ev-sales/
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keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · May 08, 2026
keith
@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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Replying to @zwol@masto.hackers.town
@zwol@masto.hackers.town @unsafelyhotboots@sharkey.world good luck waiting for that unicorn. the telo is shorter (67") than your peak performance exemplar (Daihatsu Hijet, 70").
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keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · May 08, 2026
keith
@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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Replying to @unsafelyhotboots@sharkey.world
@unsafelyhotboots@sharkey.world @zwol@masto.hackers.town kei truck rules vary widely from state to state. california? forget-about-it. i have a deposit on: https://www.telotrucks.com
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keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · May 08, 2026
keith
@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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Replying to @Nonilex@masto.ai
@Nonilex@masto.ai they spelled "Fuck off" incorrectly.
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keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · May 07, 2026
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@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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Replying to @jezhiggins@mastodon.me.uk
@jezhiggins@mastodon.me.uk polling station? more like petting station.
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keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · May 06, 2026
keith
@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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Replying to @JBrianCoyle@mas.to
@JBrianCoyle @davefischer our cluster ran platform's lsf. mostly it was stuff like u60s but we had a row or two e450s and a handful of 4500s. every once in a while we'd need to use finance's 6800, 10k, or 15k, after we paid to max them out. we maxed out the CPUs in the enterprise servers so we could max out the memory and then run a single threaded job for weeks at a time praying nothing went wrong because it was the last step before going to market. this was for chip design. we had a beowulf cluster, or two or three, as poc in lab on machines running linux but it never got put in production.
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keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · May 06, 2026
keith
@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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if someone insists on sudo/admin on a system then any subsequent request from them is lowest priority from then on. i don't make the rules. ok, i do make the rules and this is one of them.

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keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · May 06, 2026
keith
@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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Replying to @MyWoolyMastadon@toot.community
@MyWoolyMastadon @cstross same mostly. bailed on chrome when it became clear it was google spyware. landed on vivaldi because it has the most advanced profiles i found: two work profiles, a home profile, all sandboxed from each other.
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keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · May 06, 2026
keith
@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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EVERYONE! the bins of cables i've been collecting for the last 40+ years has paid off!!!! i had a wall wart power supply go out and i barely had to scratch the surface of the first bin i could reach to find a suitable replacement. i can't wait to for my wife to come home so i can tell her how wrong she's been about me all these years!

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keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · May 05, 2026
keith
@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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Replying to @minmi@sfba.social
@minmi@sfba.social @Sheril@mastodon.social same. and sister-in-law. and then of course brian may.
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keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · May 04, 2026
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@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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Replying to @divestspd@social.seattle.wa.us
@divestspd@social.seattle.wa.us smoothly and safely. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQBhUzEsO-Y
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keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · May 04, 2026
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@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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Replying to @Natanox@chaos.social
@Natanox@chaos.social @JessTheUnstill@infosec.exchange when i was a manager for a big company sometimes the only reqs i had open were ghost reqs, other times it was all real reqs, sometimes a mix, and other times none at all. it changed fairly quickly. we could tell internally which were real by how they were numbered but externally you could not. when i was job hunting i'd find someone in the company i was interested in let me know if a req was real and if the hiring manager was someone i might want to work with or avoid.
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keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · May 04, 2026
keith
@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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one of my favorite tickets is "MY PASSWORD NO LONGER WORKS I'VE USED EVERY PERMUTATION KNOWN TO MANKIND WHY DID YOU CHANGE IT I'M BLOCKED UNTIL YOU FIX THIS AND I'M CC YOUR MANAGER YOUR MANAGERS MANAGER AND MY MANAGER AND MY MANAGERS MANAGER YOU MORON."

and 100 times out of 100 i look at the hash and it's the same hash it's always been and send them a screenshot of the note i sent them when they started that says:

keep track of this password. six months from now when you forget it and ask me to reset it i am going to send you a screenshot of these instructions on how to recover it.

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keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · May 03, 2026
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@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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Replying to @noodlejetski@masto.ai
@noodlejetski @davidgerard are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure?
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keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · Apr 30, 2026
keith
@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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Replying to @ricci@discuss.systems
@ricci non-transparent fingers is just one symptom of not having enough psilocybin in your diet.
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keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · Apr 29, 2026
keith
@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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Replying to @heidilifeldman@mastodon.social
@heidilifeldman thomas won't be happy until he's no longer allowed to vote.
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keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · Apr 29, 2026
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@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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Replying to @adafruit@fosstodon.org
@adafruit@fosstodon.org almost made it through the cloudflare "are you a human" gauntlet. maybe next time.
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keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · Apr 28, 2026
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@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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Replying to @ricci@discuss.systems
@ricci How about ai agents that write code for people that don’t know how to code let alone know what good coding practices are? Can you even imagine!
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keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · Apr 27, 2026
keith
@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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Replying to @LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt
@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt Legolas because Aragorn doesn't look like he cares much about showering and if I'm going to cross that line is going to be with someone that smells nice.
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keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · Apr 27, 2026
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@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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Replying to @adub@beige.party
@adub 12.5 mph average speed to complete a marathon in under two hours. Amazing.
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keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · Apr 25, 2026
keith
@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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@timoj @superbetsy Matriot?
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keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · Apr 24, 2026
keith
@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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@peter every fucking day.
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keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · Apr 22, 2026
keith
@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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Replying to @Paxil@mastodon.social
@Paxil@mastodon.social @augieray@mastodon.social small nit: these are op-eds which are distinct from news, so, they already aren't calling this news.
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keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · Apr 21, 2026
keith
@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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Replying to @petergleick@fediscience.org
@petergleick george washington yelling "you morons!" from the great beyond.
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keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · Apr 18, 2026
keith
@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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Replying to @Soozcat@vmst.io
@Soozcat@vmst.io have you even looked at the dow? the dow. the dow right now. the dow is over ffff.... the dow is over fifty-thousand dolla--- I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU ARE LAUGHING!
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keithpjolley
keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · Apr 18, 2026
keith
@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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Replying to @infobeautiful@vis.social
@infobeautiful watching gunsmoke and can confirm. if the person shot grabs their belly they are dead, if they grab their shoulder they're going to be ok in two scenes. of course nobody dies until they have their last words, either an apology or they die mid-sentence leaving the everyone in suspense over who-dunnit.
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keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · Apr 08, 2026
keith
@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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Replying to @overholt@glammr.us
@overholt i once had an employee type in their password on my computer and it ended up getting echoed to the console. he shared a private shame and it was horrifying for both of us. neither of us could look each other in the eye after that.
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keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · Apr 07, 2026
keith
@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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Replying to @Ksushis@hachyderm.io
@Ksushis @nygren i love this - the design and colors and claws are great. someone will treasure this for a long time, i know, because ii have a dragon too. my stepmom made this (macrame) about 45 years ago. about 25 years ago i put a coat hanger in it to make it stand up straight but need to do that again as it droops after a bit.
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keithpjolley
keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · Apr 06, 2026
keith
@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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Replying to @LappenjammerDieZweite@social.vivaldi.net
@LappenjammerDieZweite @catsalad meow into the void.
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keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · Apr 02, 2026
keith
@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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Replying to @occult@vox.ominous.net
@occult that's the same password as my luggage!
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keithpjolley
keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · Apr 01, 2026
keith
@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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@petergleick fixed it.
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keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · Apr 01, 2026
keith
@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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Replying to @cmconseils@mastodon.social
@cmconseils@mastodon.social my belly was too full of undigested bubblegum to support a watermelon too.
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keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · Mar 18, 2026
keith
@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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Replying to @VeroniqueB99__dup_571@mastodon.social
@VeroniqueB99 "You don't reinforce failure. I learnt that at the US Army War College." ouch.
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keith @keithpjolley@discuss.systems · Mar 17, 2026
keith
@keithpjolley@discuss.systems

Professional: nope. Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet. He/Him/Archduke Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera. Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

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@mattmay@mstdn.social 😱🤯
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