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@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · Jun 23, 2026

Replying to @Cassandra@ottawa.place

@Cassandra@ottawa.place @alicetragedy@mastodon.social It's funny (aka sad) how China was able to do both and the EU isn't even able to do one of these half as good.

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kaiserkiwi

@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · Jun 08, 2026

Replying to @stgm@aus.social

@stgm@aus.social @matt@oslo.town Sadly this mechanism is quite rare. It's so satisfying.

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@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · Jun 08, 2026

Replying to @stgm@aus.social

@stgm@aus.social @matt@oslo.town It's only about plastic for now. One step at a time.

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@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · Jun 01, 2026

Replying to @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party

@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party 🧅

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kaiserkiwi

@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · May 11, 2026

Replying to @Vivaldi@social.vivaldi.net

@Vivaldi@social.vivaldi.net I started Vivaldi today after a while and got greeted with this. Especially for Wikipedia research it's great. I always command click on a link so it opens in a new tab. But then I have to switch and close it afterwards or tile stuff myself. This will definitely help.

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kaiserkiwi

@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · May 09, 2026

Replying to @zachleat@fediverse.zachleat.com

@zachleat@fediverse.zachleat.com That's odd. Most of the time the stock price improves after layoffs. I would like to hope that we see a shift here in the future. I like what I see here.

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@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · May 09, 2026

Replying to @falseknees@mastodon.social

@falseknees@mastodon.social that's lovely 💚

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kaiserkiwi

@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · May 07, 2026

Replying to @Vivaldi@social.vivaldi.net

@Vivaldi@social.vivaldi.net These Save the Date announcements make me nervous these days. Most of the time it's a sticker above "Let's talk about enshittification".

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kaiserkiwi

@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · May 03, 2026

Replying to @AndiFFM@mstdn.social

@AndiFFM@mstdn.social Außer du berührst das Kabel. 😬

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kaiserkiwi

@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · May 03, 2026

Replying to @AndiFFM@mstdn.social

@AndiFFM@mstdn.social Also Silikon-Spitzen für die EarPods kaufen. Best of Both worlds.

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kaiserkiwi

@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · May 03, 2026

Replying to @inpector@social.saarland

@inpector@social.saarland Das denke ich mir aktuell jedes Mal, wenn ich irgendwas aus der Politik lese.

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kaiserkiwi

@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · Apr 22, 2026

Replying to @stefan@front-end.social

@stefan@front-end.social I heard of it years ago but I had no idea it's already in all browsers. Even less that it's widely available. Thanks for the reminder!

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kaiserkiwi

@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · Apr 21, 2026

Replying to @simplebits@mastodon.social

@simplebits I absolutely dislike that the uppercase i looks like the lowercase L. Otherwise a great typeface, but this makes it extremely hard to read casually.

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kaiserkiwi

@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · Apr 21, 2026

Replying to @kbm0@mastodon.social

@kbm0@mastodon.social @madduci@mastodon.social That should definitely one of the next steps. But it's a marathon, not a sprint.

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kaiserkiwi

@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · Apr 21, 2026

Replying to @stefan@front-end.social

@stefan I guess max-width can constrain it?

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kaiserkiwi

@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · Apr 21, 2026

Replying to @TimWardCam@c.im

@TimWardCam@c.im Then you should probably start manufacturing stuff yourself.

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kaiserkiwi

@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · Apr 21, 2026

Replying to @TimWardCam@c.im

@TimWardCam@c.im Even I have original batteries from 2008 still in my closet. I'm pretty sure people who sell these things buy more than a private person. People still have Game Boys unopened in their Original Packaging. Not everything that is produced is instantly gone for good. People have stock.

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kaiserkiwi

@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · Apr 21, 2026

Replying to @fihu@norden.social

@fihu@norden.social @donkey@mastodon.nz @madduci@mastodon.social @SimonCHulse@mastodon.nz There are many devices that have replaceable batteries and are water and dust resistant. And Apple will definitely sell it as a cool feature and innovation on their part.

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kaiserkiwi

@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · Apr 21, 2026

Replying to @TimWardCam@c.im

@TimWardCam@c.im @madduci@mastodon.social I meant Third Party vendor, not battery.

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@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · Apr 21, 2026

Replying to @kbm0@mastodon.social

@kbm0@mastodon.social @madduci@mastodon.social That won't happen until development of new features stops and we finally end capitalism.

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kaiserkiwi

@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · Apr 21, 2026

Replying to @fihu@norden.social

@fihu@norden.social @donkey@mastodon.nz @madduci@mastodon.social @SimonCHulse@mastodon.nz We all know this won't happen. The stock price would be falling as never before.

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kaiserkiwi

@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · Apr 21, 2026

Replying to @TimWardCam@c.im

@TimWardCam@c.im @madduci@mastodon.social First of all it doesn't have to die to be replaced. Many phones get a battery replacement after 3-4 years. Secondly it's only the vendor that has to sell it until then. Third parties can sell it for years beyond. I can still buy batteries for old Nokia phones. The same will happen in 2035 with the battery of the iPhone 19.

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@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · Apr 21, 2026

Replying to @kbm0@mastodon.social

@kbm0@mastodon.social @madduci@mastodon.social »Since 2025, system updates must be available for at least five years from the date the last unit model is sold, according to the same regulation.« And for Apple for example the support is often longer. So it will make a difference.

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kaiserkiwi

@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · Apr 21, 2026

Replying to @TimWardCam@c.im

@TimWardCam@c.im @madduci@mastodon.social 5 years after the last unit of the product is placed on the market. Not 5 years after release.

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kaiserkiwi

@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · Apr 21, 2026

Replying to @donkey@mastodon.nz

@donkey@mastodon.nz @madduci@mastodon.social @SimonCHulse@mastodon.nz »The new rules, approved in 2023 as part of a broader package but coming into force on February 18, 2027 […]« I'm pretty sure they've read the laws for the countries they sell their phones in the last three years.

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kaiserkiwi

@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · Apr 10, 2026

Replying to @mvsde@mastodon.social

@mvsde The character limit is quite low though.

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kaiserkiwi

@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · Apr 05, 2026

Replying to @seppini@social.tchncs.de

@seppini@social.tchncs.de @Schafstelze@don.linxx.net Und schlecht für die Umwelt.

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kaiserkiwi

@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · Mar 29, 2026

Replying to @peter@mastodon.gassner.io

@peter@mastodon.gassner.io @karpi@chaos.social @ucas@dudo.social Erscheint mir eine relativ realistische Ausschreibung zu sein, die wir sicherlich noch in diesem Jahrzehnt in der Realität so sehen werden.

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kaiserkiwi

@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · Mar 24, 2026

Replying to @denniskoch@phpc.social

@denniskoch @cabel Yep. No idea why they switched it to a button below the previous selection. It makes absolutely no sense.

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kaiserkiwi

@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · Mar 24, 2026

Replying to @cabel@social.panic.com

@cabel @denniskoch This! For years it was correct and now every single time I first tap the previous button, that isn't a button anymore. They only could make it worse if this would suddenly be a cancel button.

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kaiserkiwi

@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · Mar 17, 2026

Replying to @everythingisimportant@tldr.nettime.org

@everythingisimportant@tldr.nettime.org What is this outside they're taking about? A cool new photo location?

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kaiserkiwi

@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · Mar 17, 2026

Replying to @yurisizov@mastodon.gamedev.place

@yurisizov@mastodon.gamedev.place I'm really glad that the comments there also see the problems. Sometimes I have the impression the Fediverse is the only place where people look at this and don't praise everything.

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kaiserkiwi

@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · Mar 17, 2026

Replying to @yurisizov@mastodon.gamedev.place

@yurisizov@mastodon.gamedev.place Oof. That's so obviously Slop that it reminds me of the first months of the DALL-E release. 🤢

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kaiserkiwi

@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · Mar 12, 2026

I have to say: The collaboration of @revengeday@corteximplant.com and @distortiondoll@corteximplant.com is the best thing is that could happen to my completely burned out and overwhelmed brain.

I feel so much better for the moment, when I listen to their releases. 💚

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kaiserkiwi

@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · Mar 11, 2026

Replying to @tuomas_h@mastodon.social

@tuomas_h some people would struggle to create this effect for months for their games or deliberate wonky UIs. In macOS you get it for free. Just magical ✨

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kaiserkiwi

@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · Mar 07, 2026

Replying to @carnage4life@mas.to

@carnage4life@mas.to that's far from funny.

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kaiserkiwi

@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · Mar 05, 2026

Replying to @codingWombat@social.tchncs.de

@codingWombat@social.tchncs.de Naja, nicht wirklich. Wäre schön, ist aber weit von der Realität entfernt.

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kaiserkiwi

@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · Mar 03, 2026

Replying to @thomas@friendica.tomforge.de

@thomas @Mastodon And that's why you can add a text. It's the same as every other share button.

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kaiserkiwi

@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · Mar 03, 2026

Replying to @Mastodon@mastodon.social

@Mastodon I like the way it works. Thank you for this!

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kaiserkiwi

@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · Mar 02, 2026

Replying to @rizzi@gloria.social

@rizzi@gloria.social I recently updated to iOS 26. Is there a way to hide these elements when reading? It's extremely distracting while reading.

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kaiserkiwi

@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · Mar 01, 2026

Replying to @cmconseils__dup_986@mastodon.social

@cmconseils I would definitely give it a try.

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kaiserkiwi

@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · Feb 28, 2026

Love it!

https://www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com/

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kaiserkiwi

@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · Feb 25, 2026

Replying to @cheeaun@mastodon.social

@cheeaun That's interesting. How does it work?

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kaiserkiwi

@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · Feb 24, 2026

Replying to @Vivaldi__dup_1841@social.vivaldi.net

@Vivaldi@social.vivaldi.net I really hope I can switch to Vivaldi soon. But if I can't use it for work, I can't use it at all. And if the shortcut bug isn't fixed (we talked about it multiple times) I can't switch. This stops my whole team at work from using Vivaldi actively.

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kaiserkiwi

@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · Feb 23, 2026

Hey Sam Altman, I have something really important to say: Fuck you!

Fuck you and your dystopian world view. Fuck your slop machine.
Fuck. You.

Via https://techcrunch.com/2026/02/21/sam-altman-would-like-remind-you-that-humans-use-a-lot-of-energy-too/

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@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · Feb 22, 2026

Replying to @TheBreadmonkey__dup_1615@beige.party

@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party Why is he called a philanthropist then? That's the exact opposite.

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kaiserkiwi

@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · Jan 31, 2026

Replying to @voebb@openbiblio.social

@voebb@openbiblio.social Danke 💚

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kaiserkiwi

@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · Dec 21, 2025

Replying to @zenbrowser@floss.social

@zenbrowser Thank you 💚

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kaiserkiwi

@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · Nov 20, 2025

Replying to @signalapp@mastodon.world

@signalapp@mastodon.world And you accidentally deployed the iOS26 icon for iOS 18. 🙃 This looks just terrible.

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kaiserkiwi

@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com · Oct 05, 2025

Replying to @justin@toot.io

@justin@toot.io @_holger@mastodon.social I really wish that would be the reaction. Just take the money that these companies have to pay for their bullshit and make something better.

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