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Gwyn Ciesla @gwync@mastodon.coffee · Jul 02, 2026

There is so fucking much to unpack here.

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Gwyn Ciesla @gwync@mastodon.coffee · Jun 09, 2026

Replying to @Nonilex@masto.ai

@Nonilex@masto.ai he did NOT write that sentence.

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Gwyn Ciesla @gwync@mastodon.coffee · May 13, 2026

Replying to @Bronwyn@sfba.social

@Bronwyn@sfba.social @skinnylatte@hachyderm.io I mean she probably just needs to lose some wait and um maybe something periods? Cretins.

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Gwyn Ciesla @gwync@mastodon.coffee · May 07, 2026

The junta in Myanmar hiring Roger Stone as a lobbyist is peak 2026.

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Gwyn Ciesla @gwync@mastodon.coffee · May 05, 2026

Replying to @natciesla@mastodon.coffee

@natciesla@mastodon.coffee I thought that was the carpet.

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Gwyn Ciesla @gwync@mastodon.coffee · May 05, 2026

Replying to @decathorpe@mastodon.social

@decathorpe@mastodon.social RIGHT? Reading comprehension: try it!

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Gwyn Ciesla @gwync@mastodon.coffee · May 04, 2026

Does *anyone* involved in the Iran conflict understand what "ceasefire" means?

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Gwyn Ciesla @gwync@mastodon.coffee · Apr 30, 2026

Close but no sicario

#OrganizedCrimeASaying #HashTagGames

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Gwyn Ciesla @gwync@mastodon.coffee · Apr 28, 2026

Replying to @gwync@mastodon.coffee

Ooh! First I was he-peated, then I was ChatGPTead! Starting to hate this field.

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Gwyn Ciesla @gwync@mastodon.coffee · Apr 27, 2026

Replying to @gwync@mastodon.coffee

Why yes, I *am* actively looking for a new job. Thank you for asking! #FediHired

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Gwyn Ciesla @gwync@mastodon.coffee · Apr 27, 2026

Replying to @gwync@mastodon.coffee

Like, it was bad enough when you ignored my answer until it came out of a male co-worker's mouth.

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Gwyn Ciesla @gwync@mastodon.coffee · Apr 27, 2026

If you ask me a question about something in which I have demonstrated expertise, and then ignore my answer and ask Claude, I'm gonna take offence.

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Gwyn Ciesla @gwync@mastodon.coffee · Apr 26, 2026

Replying to @joyousjoyness@mastodon.social

@joyousjoyness@mastodon.social Bear, taking your hand: "Run!"

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Gwyn Ciesla @gwync@mastodon.coffee · Apr 15, 2026

Replying to @Aedius@lavraievie.social

@Aedius @ThePSF I'm here. Definitely don't come. Not now.

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Gwyn Ciesla @gwync@mastodon.coffee · Apr 01, 2026

Replying to @lisamelton@mastodon.social

@lisamelton@mastodon.social @evacide@hachyderm.io is me

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Gwyn Ciesla @gwync@mastodon.coffee · Apr 01, 2026

Replying to @shom@gts.shom.dev

@shom@gts.shom.dev we all have our red lines lol

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Gwyn Ciesla @gwync@mastodon.coffee · Apr 01, 2026

I think I used too much butter and too much garlic when I made garlic bread tonight.

I'm kidding of course. Neither of those is a thing.

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Gwyn Ciesla @gwync@mastodon.coffee · Mar 17, 2026

Replying to @jdp23@neuromatch.social

@jdp23@neuromatch.social @mattmay@mstdn.social it's like conspiracy theory Mad Libs.

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Gwyn Ciesla @gwync@mastodon.coffee · Mar 04, 2026

Replying to @kranzkrone@quasselkopf.de

@kranzkrone@quasselkopf.de thank you. There seems to be consensus around that. Stay safe. 💜

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Gwyn Ciesla @gwync@mastodon.coffee · Mar 01, 2026

Replying to @sagilca@mastodon.green

@sagilca@mastodon.green @keydelk@social.vivaldi.net thank you. :)

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Gwyn Ciesla @gwync@mastodon.coffee · Mar 01, 2026

Replying to @tprumbs@infosec.exchange

@tprumbs@infosec.exchange thank you!

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Gwyn Ciesla @gwync@mastodon.coffee · Mar 01, 2026

Replying to @keydelk@social.vivaldi.net

@keydelk@social.vivaldi.net thank you. :)

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Gwyn Ciesla @gwync@mastodon.coffee · Feb 28, 2026

Replying to @max@peering.social

@max@peering.social thank you, good to know.

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Gwyn Ciesla @gwync@mastodon.coffee · Feb 28, 2026

Replying to @BeeDoubleYou@norden.social

@BeeDoubleYou@norden.social thank you!

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Gwyn Ciesla @gwync@mastodon.coffee · Feb 28, 2026

Replying to @laemmerbiss@digitalcourage.social

@laemmerbiss@digitalcourage.social vielen dank!

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Gwyn Ciesla @gwync@mastodon.coffee · Feb 28, 2026

Replying to @quixoticgeek@social.v.st

@quixoticgeek@social.v.st thank you!

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Gwyn Ciesla @gwync@mastodon.coffee · Feb 27, 2026

Replying to @gwync@mastodon.coffee

Please DM me if you have questions. My experience is wide and deep, but the above are my main current strengths.

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Gwyn Ciesla @gwync@mastodon.coffee · Feb 27, 2026

Looking for a new job in Linux, Python, AWS.
I'm currently employed, but my current role requires that I live in the United States, and that's becoming increasingly challenging.

I need one of:
A. A remote role that doesn't require that I live in the U.S.
B. An in-person role in a country safe for my family. Must be LGBTQ+ friendly with good reproductive justice laws.

I'm currently considering Canada, France, Germany, and Uruguay, but open to suggestions.

Thank you, please boost!
#FediHired

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Gwyn Ciesla @gwync@mastodon.coffee · Feb 12, 2026

Replying to @molly0xfff@hachyderm.io

@molly0xfff if there was a Random Citation Needed Headline Generator, this would 1000% be something I'd expect. This is a HORRIBLE idea. I don't even know where to begin. I need to sit down.

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Gwyn Ciesla @gwync@mastodon.coffee · Dec 27, 2025

Replying to @gwync@mastodon.coffee

@galacticstone@mastodon.social seriously WHAT IS THAT CONSOLE

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Gwyn Ciesla @gwync@mastodon.coffee · Dec 27, 2025

Replying to @galacticstone@mastodon.social

@galacticstone@mastodon.social that console is giving me feelings

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Gwyn Ciesla @gwync@mastodon.coffee · Dec 15, 2025

Replying to @luis_in_brief@social.coop

@luis_in_brief@social.coop @mjg59@nondeterministic.computer right? So many replacable parts.

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Gwyn Ciesla @gwync@mastodon.coffee · Dec 15, 2025

Replying to @mjg59@nondeterministic.computer

@mjg59@nondeterministic.computer no. And it's not as potentially hazardous as 23andMe. Unless they had that room mapping tech and stored home floorplans. Not ideal.

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Gwyn Ciesla @gwync@mastodon.coffee · Dec 15, 2025

Replying to @mjg59@nondeterministic.computer

@mjg59@nondeterministic.computer mine are dead and I was pondering whether to try to repair. I guess that's that then.

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Gwyn Ciesla @gwync@mastodon.coffee · Apr 28, 2025

Replying to @molly0xfff@hachyderm.io

Ew. I really hope no one's using Generative AI in drafting legislation.

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Gwyn Ciesla @gwync@mastodon.coffee · Mar 05, 2025

Replying to @catsalad__dup_5@infosec.exchange

@catsalad@infosec.exchange issa buny!

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Gwyn Ciesla @gwync@mastodon.coffee · Feb 03, 2025

Replying to @ElleGray@mstdn.social

@ElleGray@mstdn.social @SarcastiCarrie@mas.to ALL OF THIS^^^^^^^^^

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Gwyn Ciesla @gwync@mastodon.coffee · Feb 03, 2025

Replying to @kimlockhartga@beige.party

@kimlockhartga@beige.party @ElleGray@mstdn.social how do you get Dr. Pepper out of a keyboard? Asking for a friend.

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Gwyn Ciesla @gwync@mastodon.coffee · Jan 11, 2025

Replying to @alice__dup_32859@lgbtqia.space

@alice thank you. All of this.

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Gwyn Ciesla @gwync@mastodon.coffee · Oct 21, 2023

Replying to @mjg59@nondeterministic.computer

@mjg59@nondeterministic.computer my kid got a snickers with 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 printed in the side.

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Gwyn Ciesla @gwync@mastodon.coffee · Jul 06, 2023

Replying to @tom@labyrinth.social

@tom@labyrinth.social I remember when we all left MySpace because of the Sea Peoples.

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Gwyn Ciesla @gwync@mastodon.coffee · Nov 18, 2022

Replying to @stephenfry@mastodonapp.uk

@stephenfry@mastodonapp.uk you'd think he'd notice that the deck chairs are on fire.

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