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@feff@comicscamp.club thank you (and everyone else) for the replies! Looks like I was somewhat on the right track with the day to day stuff, and I appreciate the advice! And I like this nameless/ageless hiring idea, thanks!

@tarabara@indieweb.social your second paragraph is exactly the kind of thing I wanted to learn, that's something really useful to know, thanks for sharing!

@GeePawHill@mastodon.social I never know what to do, do I favour women twice as much in applications than men? That's "sexist" too, but then I guess it's kind of trying to make it more equal for them? And then how would women feel knowing that they got hired because I was biased towards them? Would they be creeped out? Also what if it's all good and I helped them, but the environment is not suitable? Had a very strong junior engineer last year, and she was being picked on in meetings more than on one occasion. I'd like to do good, but I genuinely don't know/understand how 😭

@androcat@toot.cat @jasongorman@mstdn.business "so your test results came back..." The doctor lets out a silent sigh, briefly meets your eye before turning around to walk to a giant white board on the wall. He glances at you over his shoulders one last time before moving your name from "triaging" to "done"

@nicopap@tooting.ch crap, not in CH, otherwise would've slapped the apply button so fast... best of luck to you guys, appreciate the no AI mandate stuff!

@mrmasterkeyboard@mastodon.social wtf, the audacity! "Hey we inhaled all of your code without consent, now you're responsible for cleaning it up" Maybe a solar flare is the way to go?

@seedsignal@mastodon.social hi, I don't think you're blocked, I can see your replies I'm going through them in a bit

@GeePawHill I really appreciate you, truly! I have seen so many people I used to look up to succumb to LLMs, but not you. I also sent your post about testing "our branching logic" so many times (I find it to be an excellent take)!

@funcrunch oh crap, I didn't know! I'll migrate away from it

I wish I could run my own company without having to advertise it. I hate ads so so much and I think they're kind of what ruined the internet, and a lot of other things, but feels like I must play this game. Nevertheless, I'll try to advertise in the forms of shitposts... maybe that'll get me the perfect customers

if you scam people for a living, how do you do your taxes?

TIL https://noailist.org/

I always wanted to get full sleeves (tattoos), but ever since I saw a video about the immune system constantly battling the ink under the skin, I feel like I don't want to overburden the little guys you know?

@chiefgyk3d@social.chiefgyk3d.com I'm not so sure on the brilliant part honestly, but definitely a major disappointment. From the guy who advocated for remote work to be... whatever he's today.

save me from ai tech bros pleaaaseeee

@atax1a@infosec.exchange and then you see people "fixing" those "errors" without a second thought

when I see ai bashing posts on linkedin, that's a good day in my books

@algernon@come-from.mad-scientist.club I'd so love to learn more 😅I don't have an account there so I only filtered one specific tag on the site (and it was a huge improvement), but there is one person who I'd love to not hear from ever again

@DJDarren@mendeddrum.org it wasn't just fancy for us; it signalled wealth, it was a status symbol!

@jasongorman@mastodon.cloud I sometimes wish they would... at least I could justify having to succumb to this madness.

the best thing about giving up on my (and by proxy my family's) future is that I can play (and lose!) 5 dota matches in a row, sprinkled with some losses in the finals too! I had these big plans to start my own company, but I tasted the sweetness of not being bound to anything, and having 0 meetings and I can't be arsed to go back

omfg anxiety and I'm still employed this week, it's gonna be bad isn't it?

@robb@social.lol this is such a breath of fresh air honestly!

on the positive side I get to watch my kids a lot, and it's the best feeling in the world! Maybe even if I'm lazy it's not that big of a deal? So much more to life than just work. If only I would be wealthy enough to keep doing this until I die (of old age, otherwise it's possible if I die like Saturday).

@CurlyParakeet@mastodon.online @webhat@infosec.exchange no milk, sugar, lemon juice

@acf@masto.alancfrancis.com I'm not a big football guy, but this was maybe the worst I ever saw. I get it that the stakes were high but there was just too much fighting (and/or faking)

@jplebreton@mastodon.social don't even think about putting it back in the bottle. IT'S NOT POSSIBLE, WE'RE BEING LEFT BEHIND AS WE SPEAK!

A knight rider remake would be hilarious, instead of KITT's brain there'd be a modern LLM. "You are right Michael, I made up the turbo functionality, and now we're falling off a cliff. I'm not gonna sugarco-"

@paco@infosec.exchange I really don't want to hijack your post, but I hope you enjoy that car! I've been eyeing it, but it was too expensive ATM, and I don't have my own house to charge an EV... sadly had to put purchasing one off for a few years. Happy and accident free driving!