I think this is a lot better than my first attempt
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Actually Autistic (AuDHD). Posts do eventually explode. Jewish Cyberpunk Security Bullshit Detector.
I play the role of the Fool.
Former Cloud Engineer turned Cyberian cryptid. Catch me, and if you do please feed me and give me lots of headpats
Reluctant digital shaman and radical kindness adherent.
In my free time I like to yap about cybersecurity, hacking, psyops, memes, and hope I can be helpful to you.
Hack the Planet.
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS. I DONT LIKE NAZIS. WE KEEP US SAFE.
These are my own dogshit opinions that I developed without using AI.
DMs are welcome, but I may bite.
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@maccruiskeen@social.linux.pizza @tante@tldr.nettime.org
to these jackals its all about their position and their benefits, so we need to remember who libraries ultimately serve and tell these waffling jackholes to shut the fuck up
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@Dio9sys@haunted.computer and seeing the recent supply chain attacks on Arch made me happy I don’t use that anymore either
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
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@LoganFive@beige.party that was during my Shadow integration period
just assume its all compromised
giving a shit shouldn't be a rarity.
Courtesy of @Shawn@mendeddrum.org
#lowbandwidthmemes
row row fight da powah
It is exhausting to be a sentient being on the fartrock mothership
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@jalefkowit@hachyderm.io country too expensive to run because the rich people don’t wanna pay the bill
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@da_667@infosec.exchange @cR0w@infosec.exchange how do you reconcile paywalls if ur trying to make money..seems like if everyone does it, no bueno.
make cool sticker merch?
PSA about a "free & secure" email provider
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Andrew Lee aka. realrasengan is an AI- and Crypto bro. Also he's the "Crown and reigning monarch" of "JOSEON" which proclaims itself to be "a sovereign, recognized juristiction, reborn for the internet age" "Ths world's first internet nation." (it's some kinda Blockchain NFT bullshit)
personal recommendation: do not use Bmail (Partner and Sponsor of @linuxmint@mastodon.social )
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@cap_ybarra@beige.party the most frustrating part is people who were on board with DHH long before this when even then i was like “thats a fuckin red flag”
you got those folks who after long cashing in their bag are like “no i can’t support DHH on this one” for once.
man fuck you, fuck all yall where was that energy earlier
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@cR0w@infosec.exchange @krypt3ia@infosec.exchange yeah this is the problem in the current system, everyone just kicks the issue down to the next person, even if theres nobody to give it too….
Back in my day they weren’t called psyops they were called plots
i am the one in the friend group who trusts your inner strength to handle horrible truths.
in short im the one you go to for all the messed up stories
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Why? Because either you’re on the take or aren’t really understanding the room…
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@SelenaLopez@mastodon.social nope its not, based on another famous work, I just made it less high fidelity
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@dirtwizard666@cyberpunk.lol agree, markdown in some circles has become so synonymous with AI and while I get why its not fair to assume everything in md is AI.
also never forget they killed Aaron
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@maya_b@hachyderm.io @carnage4life@mas.to
Thieves and Liars
Murderers, Hypocrites and Bastards
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@0x00string@infosec.exchange yeah exactly, its why i am done in a lot of aspects, this system corrupts people who really never cared, you can corrupt someone who doesn’t give a shit, if you don’t have the curiosity or enthusiasm to learn or think there is nothing i can say or do that would change your mind
They don’t know my brain is going john wick in the cereal aisle
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@ChristineMalec@mstdn.ca i try, though admittedly i don’t always do it.
yes i feel shit about that
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@neurovagrant@masto.deoan.org i appreciate you trying, im gonna be real a part of me really thinks i should give up bothering but then I see you or someone else do a thing and my brain goes “nah they can’t be the only one doing that shit alone, i wanna help”
and then i get myself in trouble all over again
I know domain registrars are fucks but which is the least shitty?
tired of namecheap
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@cR0w@infosec.exchange @da_667@infosec.exchange yeah, the open endedness of such a question is terrifying…
Im so smart at machines i forgot to make these posts visible. Maybe i shouldn’t…
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@tehfishman@ioc.exchange @cR0w@infosec.exchange this is important data to map for SexOps
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@alex_p_roe@mastodon.world @ChrisMayLA6@mastodon.me.uk
Only if you stop listening to liberals and start listening to socialists and leftists
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@xan@xantronix.social @zzt@mas.to
This is why I am done being told who to like. This is why security matters. This is why trust matters.
We need a different model
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@SecureOwl@infosec.exchange @winterknight1337@infosec.exchange @DaveMWilburn@infosec.exchange
finding out is needed for some :3
Moved onto Librewulf, I know its not a perfect solution but its a step in the right direction.
Anyone used Lynx enough to recommend it?