Someone at the queercon lounge handed me this sticker and said "they're more common than you'd think!"
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Dio9sys
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Security researcher by day, weird deer lady by night. Big fan of usenet and smolnet and prone to talking in equal measure about Linux and stuffed animals.
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i found a static site generator that makes the site by feeding a yaml file to an LLM 
At that point, just write html yourself or use quarto or hugo or something
At that point, just write html yourself or use quarto or hugo or something
Lady Gaga predicted the coming of Darshan's visa
Star Trucker envisions a future where space travel is done via trucks but, more unrealistically, envisions a future where people don't meow over the CB
A successful excursion to Arcadia in Portland for pinball :3
I got 25 million points on Medieval Madness. Lower than my top score on pinball FX but way way higher than all past IRL pinball sessions!
Harvested the potatoes today, as the plants had fully died back. Normally, the plants dying back is a sign that it has dedicated all its nutrients into tuber production.
In this case, I think it was just due to the recent heat waves and not getting enough water 🥲
I got six potatoes, but one was damaged by the shovel. I now have five potatoes and the damaged one left in the dirt to see if it sprouts. An absolutely dismal harvest yield, but you live and learn.
Homestarrunner has permanently ruined my vocabulary by making me say things like "would you happen to know....the times?"
Bluey has permanently ruined my vocabulary because now my default response to good things is to say "hooray!"
By the time I'm 80 I anticipate my vocab will be entirely memes.
Startups are like "now introducing our new HR platform as a service, KNOEBBLY: Management with a Purpose, powered by our new wickstax framework" and then the website is just a fairly okay database and payroll manager that runs 18 GB of javascript on your browser
Just had a beautiful moment of cultural exchange, where my chinese teacher taught me the term "wearing a green hat" to denote if your partner is cheating on you and "green hat slave" for if you're into that, and in turn I taught her about the cuck chair in hotel rooms.
sometimes I say "no worries!" when I am at least 33% worries
I bought a 1987 north korean 1 won coin last month to add to my small collection of conversation pieces.
I received the coin last month shortly after purchase.
Today paypal has reversed the charge, given my account a warning and support is unable to tell me why other than vague "compliance issues."
So now I am trying to get details as to what rule was broken and why, but they will not budge aside from telling me vague compliance language and "internal investigation."
So.....best guess is an automated system saw a transaction with north korea in the words and rang alarm bells.
Some day I will be as comfy as Buffy is when she is on the giant dog bed.
If I had children, I would name them Ferdinand, Ferdinor, Ferdixor and Ferdixnor
Vintage Story is so cool, it almost makes me with latvia was a real place and not just an expanded cinematic universe for shiey videos and vintage story let's plays
they should invent something that's like Docker but actually works the first time
Happy fursuit friday to the guy in the patterson-gimlin film
>"blue" berries
>they turn my oatmeal purple
Obama will pay for this
Would you give this cat a firm handshake?
openAI right now
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"Your honor, I didn't steal a car. My frontier AI model did it autonomously. All I did was ask it to steal a car and then it did! It acted without my permission. By the way the AI model is really cool and will be releasing soon, your honor. Here is a discount code to use it once it releases. I plead not guilty."
I like steel-cut oats, but it is a little weird how you have to give a monologue in iambic pantameter after you draw steel to cut the oats if you want the flavor to turn out right
I am now on possession of Absolute OpenBSD by @mwl@io.mwl.io . I think this weekend I'm going to go through the setup steps in a VM and get myself acquainted with it.
I have tried openBSD and freeBSD previously, but from the perspective of "if I install this as an end user with no prior knowledge, how hard is it to get a desktop environment?" I succeeded for the most part, but didn't learn a whole lot about the WHY of BSD aside from openBSD having fantastic documentation.
I'm hoping to change that to be more well-rounded in my computer booping :3
Huh, I guess that makes sense.
(made in Qt Design Studio in like 30 minutes for fun)
the 2020 election was hacked by the girl reading this ❤️
Almost done with being mad at computer (paid) for the day, so I can be mad at computer (unpaid) over the evening.
the recent platner thing
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The allegations against Platner are bad, and I do not want to discourage people discussing it, but if you post about it please please use the CW and the sensitive media functions of your fedi client of choice.
I do not want to go into details, but I have chronic PTSD.
Therapy, calming techniques and the occasional "as needed" anxiety meds and meds that turn off dreaming help a lot, and I am overall okay, but social media and news websites are a bit of a minefield for me at the moment. Using CWs, and especially using CWs that state what the thing is about without using a ton of detail, make things easier to either ignore or mute.
Replaced my individual Matrix disks with a 4k box set that includes the Animatrix on a bonus blu ray. The box set arrived and, sure enough, it's from the UK.
I don't know what it is about the UK that makes their box set game so superior to the US, but I am very happy to have a region free blu ray player.
asking my husband, who wrote his master's thesis on bitrot and archival media, what physical media format he would use for a game console if he didn't want the games to corrupt but needed them to be updatable.
I sent it to him as a text, and just heard him go uuuGHGHGHGH from upstairs, so I get the feeling he has strong opinions.
Ben Shapiro MIXES liberal edm set with LOGIC and REASON
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@endorama@hachyderm.io
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I am pretty sure runzero will have some openings soon if you wanna check that out!
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It's almost like all of us across different companies have been telling the executive class that that doesn't work this whole time!
I should start writing physical letters again.
If anyone knows of jobs that are either remote or near san antonio texas, and need a guy who is excellent at golang, project scoping, vm management and honeypot engineering, let me know! A friend of mine whom I am lucky to have worked with at a past job got laid off just now
i hope to someday achieve a fraction of how comfy Matilda looks on her giant fluffy dog bed
Reporting to coworkers after I come back from a furry convention like:
I'm okay with being known as a toxic AI hater if my toxicity results in less massive gas powered data centers for AI.
Timber has left her pumpkin!!!! this is not a drill!!!
I love opening fedi and you see a post that's like "CW: cartoony dragon pooltoy vore" and I click to reveal and find myself wondering why I'm shocked that the CW perfectly matched the content
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only members of the wheel and dialout groups will be allowed to farm in the golden kingdom of osiris
every time you fail a sudo prompt, the incident is reported to Linus Torvalds, who will take the printout with him to Anubis at the time of his death.
My teeny tiny amount of internet fame is that, when "felt cute might delete later idk" was making the rounds, I found a picture of a celtic flute and posted it on facebook with the caption "celt flute, might delete later idk" and, to this day, I find that post heavily cropped and jpegged around the internet from time to time.
New commission day!
Pop'n Music is serious business!
Art by @ko@gotosocial.art
This is completely unrelated to anything going on here, just felt the need to post this since I still see people be squirrelly about medication from time to time:
ADHD meds are great. I spent YEARS struggling without them, despite knowing I have ADHD and previously having them, due to a variety of life events. Got back on them a couple years ago and it's been a real night and day difference for me. I can focus at work, I can focus on hobbies, I can start and finish tasks in a reasonable manner, it has even helped me manage my anxiety since it's easier to not spiral when I can successfully focus on finding solutions or at the very least focusing on something other than how anxious I am.
If you or a loved one has ADHD, and you're unsure about medication, and you have the means to afford medication, I highly recommend giving it a try. Worst case scenario, they suck and you hate them and then you go off them again or find a different medication or method that works for you. Best case scenario, you get a significant bump to your quality of life.
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@kurope.bsky.social the paw print on the moon is an excellent touch. Good work!