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Dio9sys

@Dio9sys@haunted.computer
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Security researcher by day, weird deer lady by night. Big fan of usenet and smolnet and prone to talking in equal measure about Linux and stuffed animals.

She/her

profile pic by @fag@shrike.club

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Joined November 25, 2022
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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 1mo ago
Boosted by @joe@f.duriansoftware.com
Tested the recent KDE patch note about "wiggling the mouse for an obscene amount of time" and am pleased to announce that the cursor does, indeed, get huge.
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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 2mo ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
sometimes I say "no worries!" when I am at least 33% worries
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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 3mo ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
Reporting to coworkers after I come back from a furry convention like:
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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 3w ago
Cows naturally tend to face magnetic north. In a cowgapped system, you can achieve data exfiltration by placing large, powerful electromagnets outside of the pastures and turning it on and waiting for the cows to face the magnet for 1 and turning it off and waiting for the cows to face north for 0, with of course a second electromagnet in a different direction as a delimiter. With this method, one could steal proprietary cow info at a rate of 1 bit every 5 minutes.
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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 2mo ago
openAI right now
"Your honor, I didn't steal a car. My frontier AI model did it autonomously. All I did was ask it to steal a car and then it did! It acted without my permission. By the way the AI model is really cool and will be releasing soon, your honor. Here is a discount code to use it once it releases. I plead not guilty."
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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 3w ago
New CVE for...Nintendo switch? https://nvd.nist.gov/vuln/detail/cve-2026-82079 How long until we learn about an exploit that uses this to install homebrew? If I was a financial speculator or homebrew enthusiast, I would be buying Mario Kart Home Circuit now before it becomes the next Cubic Ninja
nvd.nist.gov

NVD - Home

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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 3mo ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
asking my husband, who wrote his master's thesis on bitrot and archival media, what physical media format he would use for a game console if he didn't want the games to corrupt but needed them to be updatable. I sent it to him as a text, and just heard him go uuuGHGHGHGH from upstairs, so I get the feeling he has strong opinions.
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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 2mo ago
Huh, I guess that makes sense. (made in Qt Design Studio in like 30 minutes for fun)
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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 1w ago
Later this week is my annual trip to Acadia for hiking and merriment, and the timing is absolutely perfect. the leaves are starting to change, but are not changed enough to attract all the leaf peepers yet
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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 2mo ago
Almost done with being mad at computer (paid) for the day, so I can be mad at computer (unpaid) over the evening.
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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 2mo ago
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
Startups are like "now introducing our new HR platform as a service, KNOEBBLY: Management with a Purpose, powered by our new wickstax framework" and then the website is just a fairly okay database and payroll manager that runs 18 GB of javascript on your browser
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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 3w ago
Anxiety, you are NOT allowed to turn into a panic attack on this fine Tuesday. Go on, git!
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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 4w ago
They were roommates
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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 3w ago
STEAM FRAME PREORDER LIST IS NOW UP
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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 2w ago
If nuclei templates are anything to go by, the average MCP is simply a vehicle to turn your computer into my computer. It feels like every day I read a new template that is like "this MCP server is vulnerable to RCE by sending your command to /exec with admin=true in the request body"
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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 3w ago
How many McChickens can be purchased for the cost of one new truck?
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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 2mo ago
If I had children, I would name them Ferdinand, Ferdinor, Ferdixor and Ferdixnor
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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 1mo ago
I have now beaten the main story in No Man's Sky. I am EXTREMELY bad at beating games all the way, but wanted to see if the main story unlocked anything for me. It did! And I actually really enjoyed the story! 10/10 I only had to force quit the game once, only game in recent memory where I beat the main story and then wanted to keep playing
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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 4w ago
No Man's Sky Cosmos update allows you to build and manage your own space station 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 2mo ago
I like steel-cut oats, but it is a little weird how you have to give a monologue in iambic pantameter after you draw steel to cut the oats if you want the flavor to turn out right
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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 3mo ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
I'm okay with being known as a toxic AI hater if my toxicity results in less massive gas powered data centers for AI.
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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 3mo ago
i hope to someday achieve a fraction of how comfy Matilda looks on her giant fluffy dog bed
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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 1mo ago
I like how my decision to stop using Manjaro is regularly justified.
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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 2mo ago
they should invent something that's like Docker but actually works the first time
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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 4mo ago
Timber has left her pumpkin!!!! this is not a drill!!!
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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 2mo ago

Star Trucker envisions a future where space travel is done via trucks but, more unrealistically, envisions a future where people don't meow over the CB

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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 2mo ago
I bought a 1987 north korean 1 won coin last month to add to my small collection of conversation pieces. I received the coin last month shortly after purchase. Today paypal has reversed the charge, given my account a warning and support is unable to tell me why other than vague "compliance issues." So now I am trying to get details as to what rule was broken and why, but they will not budge aside from telling me vague compliance language and "internal investigation." So.....best guess is an automated system saw a transaction with north korea in the words and rang alarm bells.
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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 2mo ago
Someone at the queercon lounge handed me this sticker and said "they're more common than you'd think!"
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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 2mo ago
Homestarrunner has permanently ruined my vocabulary by making me say things like "would you happen to know....the times?" Bluey has permanently ruined my vocabulary because now my default response to good things is to say "hooray!" By the time I'm 80 I anticipate my vocab will be entirely memes.
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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 2mo ago
Some day I will be as comfy as Buffy is when she is on the giant dog bed.
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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 2mo ago

A successful excursion to Arcadia in Portland for pinball :3

I got 25 million points on Medieval Madness. Lower than my top score on pinball FX but way way higher than all past IRL pinball sessions!

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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 2mo ago

Harvested the potatoes today, as the plants had fully died back. Normally, the plants dying back is a sign that it has dedicated all its nutrients into tuber production.

In this case, I think it was just due to the recent heat waves and not getting enough water 🥲

I got six potatoes, but one was damaged by the shovel. I now have five potatoes and the damaged one left in the dirt to see if it sprouts. An absolutely dismal harvest yield, but you live and learn.

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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 2mo ago
>"blue" berries >they turn my oatmeal purple Obama will pay for this
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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 2mo ago
Just had a beautiful moment of cultural exchange, where my chinese teacher taught me the term "wearing a green hat" to denote if your partner is cheating on you and "green hat slave" for if you're into that, and in turn I taught her about the cuck chair in hotel rooms.
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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 2mo ago
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
i found a static site generator that makes the site by feeding a yaml file to an LLM :duckpanik: At that point, just write html yourself or use quarto or hugo or something
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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 2mo ago
Lady Gaga predicted the coming of Darshan's visa
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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 3mo ago
Ben Shapiro MIXES liberal edm set with LOGIC and REASON
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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 3mo ago
Boosted by @joe@f.duriansoftware.com
If anyone knows of jobs that are either remote or near san antonio texas, and need a guy who is excellent at golang, project scoping, vm management and honeypot engineering, let me know! A friend of mine whom I am lucky to have worked with at a past job got laid off just now
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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 3mo ago
Replaced my individual Matrix disks with a 4k box set that includes the Animatrix on a bonus blu ray. The box set arrived and, sure enough, it's from the UK. I don't know what it is about the UK that makes their box set game so superior to the US, but I am very happy to have a region free blu ray player.
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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 2mo ago
I am now on possession of Absolute OpenBSD by @mwl@io.mwl.io . I think this weekend I'm going to go through the setup steps in a VM and get myself acquainted with it. I have tried openBSD and freeBSD previously, but from the perspective of "if I install this as an end user with no prior knowledge, how hard is it to get a desktop environment?" I succeeded for the most part, but didn't learn a whole lot about the WHY of BSD aside from openBSD having fantastic documentation. I'm hoping to change that to be more well-rounded in my computer booping :3
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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@darfplatypus@infosec.exchange I value this meme at 71
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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 2mo ago
Would you give this cat a firm handshake?
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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@endorama@hachyderm.io I am pretty sure runzero will have some openings soon if you wanna check that out!
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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 2mo ago
the 2020 election was hacked by the girl reading this ❤️
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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@evacide@hachyderm.io It's almost like all of us across different companies have been telling the executive class that that doesn't work this whole time!
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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 2mo ago
Vintage Story is so cool, it almost makes me with latvia was a real place and not just an expanded cinematic universe for shiey videos and vintage story let's plays
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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 3mo ago
the recent platner thing
The allegations against Platner are bad, and I do not want to discourage people discussing it, but if you post about it please please use the CW and the sensitive media functions of your fedi client of choice. I do not want to go into details, but I have chronic PTSD. Therapy, calming techniques and the occasional "as needed" anxiety meds and meds that turn off dreaming help a lot, and I am overall okay, but social media and news websites are a bit of a minefield for me at the moment. Using CWs, and especially using CWs that state what the thing is about without using a ton of detail, make things easier to either ignore or mute.
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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 2mo ago
Happy fursuit friday to the guy in the patterson-gimlin film
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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 2mo ago
peas are stored as balls
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Dio9sys @Dio9sys@haunted.computer
· 3mo ago
I should start writing physical letters again.
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