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Chertridge

@chertridge@beige.party
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Inventor of Frozen Gravy on a Stick. Oh, and I'm an atheist and the most skeptical person I know. Once told that I have an enormous grasp of the obvious. Another time I was called Borderline Normal. Often answers rhetorical questions. Profile picture is of small metal dragonfly model that I assembled from a kit. Banner is a swampy lake with cypress trees.

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Chertridge @chertridge@beige.party · Jul 31, 2026
Chertridge
@chertridge@beige.party

Inventor of Frozen Gravy on a Stick. Oh, and I'm an atheist and the most skeptical person I know. Once told that I have an enormous grasp of the obvious. Another time I was called Borderline Normal. Often answers rhetorical questions. Profile picture is of small metal dragonfly model that I assembled from a kit. Banner is a swampy lake with cypress trees.

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The Lag of Extraordinary Gentlemen #LayoverOrDelayABook #HashTagGames
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Chertridge @chertridge@beige.party · Jul 28, 2026
Chertridge
@chertridge@beige.party

Inventor of Frozen Gravy on a Stick. Oh, and I'm an atheist and the most skeptical person I know. Once told that I have an enormous grasp of the obvious. Another time I was called Borderline Normal. Often answers rhetorical questions. Profile picture is of small metal dragonfly model that I assembled from a kit. Banner is a swampy lake with cypress trees.

beige.party
Replying to @shoq@mastodon.social
@shoq@mastodon.social Please read and share outside Mastodon.
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Chertridge @chertridge@beige.party · Jul 26, 2026
Chertridge
@chertridge@beige.party

Inventor of Frozen Gravy on a Stick. Oh, and I'm an atheist and the most skeptical person I know. Once told that I have an enormous grasp of the obvious. Another time I was called Borderline Normal. Often answers rhetorical questions. Profile picture is of small metal dragonfly model that I assembled from a kit. Banner is a swampy lake with cypress trees.

beige.party
Replying to @blogdiva@mastodon.social
@blogdiva@mastodon.social @sugar@goblin.camp Please share it widely but don't give me any credit. I think it might have been Warren Buffet, of all people.
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Chertridge @chertridge@beige.party · Jul 26, 2026
Chertridge
@chertridge@beige.party

Inventor of Frozen Gravy on a Stick. Oh, and I'm an atheist and the most skeptical person I know. Once told that I have an enormous grasp of the obvious. Another time I was called Borderline Normal. Often answers rhetorical questions. Profile picture is of small metal dragonfly model that I assembled from a kit. Banner is a swampy lake with cypress trees.

beige.party
Replying to @sugar@goblin.camp
@sugar@goblin.camp Nothing quite as powerful as ye olde Uterine Lottery.
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Chertridge @chertridge@beige.party · Jul 24, 2026
Chertridge
@chertridge@beige.party

Inventor of Frozen Gravy on a Stick. Oh, and I'm an atheist and the most skeptical person I know. Once told that I have an enormous grasp of the obvious. Another time I was called Borderline Normal. Often answers rhetorical questions. Profile picture is of small metal dragonfly model that I assembled from a kit. Banner is a swampy lake with cypress trees.

beige.party
Replying to @crk5@aus.social
@crk5@aus.social Hey. I resemble that remark.
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Chertridge @chertridge@beige.party · Jul 14, 2026
Chertridge
@chertridge@beige.party

Inventor of Frozen Gravy on a Stick. Oh, and I'm an atheist and the most skeptical person I know. Once told that I have an enormous grasp of the obvious. Another time I was called Borderline Normal. Often answers rhetorical questions. Profile picture is of small metal dragonfly model that I assembled from a kit. Banner is a swampy lake with cypress trees.

beige.party
Replying to @NorcalGma2@sfba.social
@NorcalGma2@sfba.social Hugs from Arkansas.
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Chertridge @chertridge@beige.party · Jul 08, 2026
Chertridge
@chertridge@beige.party

Inventor of Frozen Gravy on a Stick. Oh, and I'm an atheist and the most skeptical person I know. Once told that I have an enormous grasp of the obvious. Another time I was called Borderline Normal. Often answers rhetorical questions. Profile picture is of small metal dragonfly model that I assembled from a kit. Banner is a swampy lake with cypress trees.

beige.party
Replying to @JeanieBurrell@mstdn.social
@JeanieBurrell@mstdn.social @ColinTheMathmo@mathstodon.xyz Ah, but a really cool rock should be proudly displayed.
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Chertridge @chertridge@beige.party · Jun 08, 2026
Chertridge
@chertridge@beige.party

Inventor of Frozen Gravy on a Stick. Oh, and I'm an atheist and the most skeptical person I know. Once told that I have an enormous grasp of the obvious. Another time I was called Borderline Normal. Often answers rhetorical questions. Profile picture is of small metal dragonfly model that I assembled from a kit. Banner is a swampy lake with cypress trees.

beige.party
Replying to @donni@mastodon.social
@donni@mastodon.social Hey, I resemble that remark.
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Chertridge @chertridge@beige.party · May 12, 2026
Chertridge
@chertridge@beige.party

Inventor of Frozen Gravy on a Stick. Oh, and I'm an atheist and the most skeptical person I know. Once told that I have an enormous grasp of the obvious. Another time I was called Borderline Normal. Often answers rhetorical questions. Profile picture is of small metal dragonfly model that I assembled from a kit. Banner is a swampy lake with cypress trees.

beige.party

Buttercup never marries the King so she is neither Princess nor Bride

#DisclaimersForBooksOrMovies
#HashTagGames

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Chertridge @chertridge@beige.party · May 11, 2026
Chertridge
@chertridge@beige.party

Inventor of Frozen Gravy on a Stick. Oh, and I'm an atheist and the most skeptical person I know. Once told that I have an enormous grasp of the obvious. Another time I was called Borderline Normal. Often answers rhetorical questions. Profile picture is of small metal dragonfly model that I assembled from a kit. Banner is a swampy lake with cypress trees.

beige.party
Replying to @docdieterlen@urbanists.social
@docdieterlen@urbanists.social We've kept them in a jar of water longer than that. Keep them in a sunny window. Sweet potatoes are sooo easy to grow. They like lots of heat and occasional watering.
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Chertridge @chertridge@beige.party · May 11, 2026
Chertridge
@chertridge@beige.party

Inventor of Frozen Gravy on a Stick. Oh, and I'm an atheist and the most skeptical person I know. Once told that I have an enormous grasp of the obvious. Another time I was called Borderline Normal. Often answers rhetorical questions. Profile picture is of small metal dragonfly model that I assembled from a kit. Banner is a swampy lake with cypress trees.

beige.party
Replying to @LoganFive@beige.party
@LoganFive@beige.party The fine art of killing time.
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Chertridge @chertridge@beige.party · May 11, 2026
Chertridge
@chertridge@beige.party

Inventor of Frozen Gravy on a Stick. Oh, and I'm an atheist and the most skeptical person I know. Once told that I have an enormous grasp of the obvious. Another time I was called Borderline Normal. Often answers rhetorical questions. Profile picture is of small metal dragonfly model that I assembled from a kit. Banner is a swampy lake with cypress trees.

beige.party
Replying to @dff@fosstodon.org
@dff@fosstodon.org Very local but Free Greek Arkansas in Fayetteville, https://www.freegeekarkansas.org/ will take in almost anything with a power cord, resells what they can and recycles what they can't. Great deals on used computers with Windows, MacOS and especially #Linux #Mint. For US$60 they set up our aging laptop to dual boot Windows/Mint AND changed from spinny hard drive to SDD.
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Chertridge @chertridge@beige.party · May 06, 2026
Chertridge
@chertridge@beige.party

Inventor of Frozen Gravy on a Stick. Oh, and I'm an atheist and the most skeptical person I know. Once told that I have an enormous grasp of the obvious. Another time I was called Borderline Normal. Often answers rhetorical questions. Profile picture is of small metal dragonfly model that I assembled from a kit. Banner is a swampy lake with cypress trees.

beige.party

The Pastrami Bride

#HoagieABook
#HashTagGames

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Chertridge @chertridge@beige.party · May 01, 2026
Chertridge
@chertridge@beige.party

Inventor of Frozen Gravy on a Stick. Oh, and I'm an atheist and the most skeptical person I know. Once told that I have an enormous grasp of the obvious. Another time I was called Borderline Normal. Often answers rhetorical questions. Profile picture is of small metal dragonfly model that I assembled from a kit. Banner is a swampy lake with cypress trees.

beige.party
Replying to @geekysteven@beige.party
@geekysteven Someone, PLEASE, put this in front of Bill Gates.
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Chertridge @chertridge@beige.party · May 01, 2026
Chertridge
@chertridge@beige.party

Inventor of Frozen Gravy on a Stick. Oh, and I'm an atheist and the most skeptical person I know. Once told that I have an enormous grasp of the obvious. Another time I was called Borderline Normal. Often answers rhetorical questions. Profile picture is of small metal dragonfly model that I assembled from a kit. Banner is a swampy lake with cypress trees.

beige.party
Replying to @alicemcalicepants@ohai.social
@alicemcalicepants Who remembers the #DOS prompt and only being able to run one program at a time. Thought we were Up Town when we loaded a menu program that ran on start-up.
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Chertridge @chertridge@beige.party · Apr 27, 2026
Chertridge
@chertridge@beige.party

Inventor of Frozen Gravy on a Stick. Oh, and I'm an atheist and the most skeptical person I know. Once told that I have an enormous grasp of the obvious. Another time I was called Borderline Normal. Often answers rhetorical questions. Profile picture is of small metal dragonfly model that I assembled from a kit. Banner is a swampy lake with cypress trees.

beige.party
Replying to @Sylkykat@mstdn.social
@Sylkykat @adhdeanasl https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/33517593-hello-i-am-inigo-montoya-name-tag
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Chertridge @chertridge@beige.party · Apr 22, 2026
Chertridge
@chertridge@beige.party

Inventor of Frozen Gravy on a Stick. Oh, and I'm an atheist and the most skeptical person I know. Once told that I have an enormous grasp of the obvious. Another time I was called Borderline Normal. Often answers rhetorical questions. Profile picture is of small metal dragonfly model that I assembled from a kit. Banner is a swampy lake with cypress trees.

beige.party
Replying to @drrjv@vmst.io
@drrjv Taco back tracks
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Chertridge @chertridge@beige.party · Apr 21, 2026
Chertridge
@chertridge@beige.party

Inventor of Frozen Gravy on a Stick. Oh, and I'm an atheist and the most skeptical person I know. Once told that I have an enormous grasp of the obvious. Another time I was called Borderline Normal. Often answers rhetorical questions. Profile picture is of small metal dragonfly model that I assembled from a kit. Banner is a swampy lake with cypress trees.

beige.party
Replying to @pluralistic@mamot.fr
@pluralistic@mamot.fr Worth reading overall but additionally for the clever neologisms, "Gretacene" and "Manchin-Synematic Universe"
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Chertridge @chertridge@beige.party · Apr 21, 2026
Chertridge
@chertridge@beige.party

Inventor of Frozen Gravy on a Stick. Oh, and I'm an atheist and the most skeptical person I know. Once told that I have an enormous grasp of the obvious. Another time I was called Borderline Normal. Often answers rhetorical questions. Profile picture is of small metal dragonfly model that I assembled from a kit. Banner is a swampy lake with cypress trees.

beige.party
Replying to @ianbetteridge@social.vivaldi.net
@ianbetteridge Yes. Go read it.
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Chertridge @chertridge@beige.party · Apr 11, 2026
Chertridge
@chertridge@beige.party

Inventor of Frozen Gravy on a Stick. Oh, and I'm an atheist and the most skeptical person I know. Once told that I have an enormous grasp of the obvious. Another time I was called Borderline Normal. Often answers rhetorical questions. Profile picture is of small metal dragonfly model that I assembled from a kit. Banner is a swampy lake with cypress trees.

beige.party
Replying to @robchapman@ohai.social
@robchapman @benroyce @Wen Should it be pedants or pedants'?
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Chertridge @chertridge@beige.party · Apr 08, 2026
Chertridge
@chertridge@beige.party

Inventor of Frozen Gravy on a Stick. Oh, and I'm an atheist and the most skeptical person I know. Once told that I have an enormous grasp of the obvious. Another time I was called Borderline Normal. Often answers rhetorical questions. Profile picture is of small metal dragonfly model that I assembled from a kit. Banner is a swampy lake with cypress trees.

beige.party
Replying to @ska@social.treehouse.systems
@ska @nikitonsky Don't you mean disa-brie?
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Chertridge @chertridge@beige.party · Apr 07, 2026
Chertridge
@chertridge@beige.party

Inventor of Frozen Gravy on a Stick. Oh, and I'm an atheist and the most skeptical person I know. Once told that I have an enormous grasp of the obvious. Another time I was called Borderline Normal. Often answers rhetorical questions. Profile picture is of small metal dragonfly model that I assembled from a kit. Banner is a swampy lake with cypress trees.

beige.party
Replying to @indie@infosec.exchange
@indie@infosec.exchange I "borrowed" the image long enough to run it through #iNaturalist. Genus is probably Fritillaria. There are several species that are a good visual match.
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Chertridge @chertridge@beige.party · Apr 03, 2026
Chertridge
@chertridge@beige.party

Inventor of Frozen Gravy on a Stick. Oh, and I'm an atheist and the most skeptical person I know. Once told that I have an enormous grasp of the obvious. Another time I was called Borderline Normal. Often answers rhetorical questions. Profile picture is of small metal dragonfly model that I assembled from a kit. Banner is a swampy lake with cypress trees.

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I'm sure someone beat me to

"This Old House on Elm Street"

#MashupDIYandHorrorFilms
#HashtagGames

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Chertridge @chertridge@beige.party · Mar 24, 2026
Chertridge
@chertridge@beige.party

Inventor of Frozen Gravy on a Stick. Oh, and I'm an atheist and the most skeptical person I know. Once told that I have an enormous grasp of the obvious. Another time I was called Borderline Normal. Often answers rhetorical questions. Profile picture is of small metal dragonfly model that I assembled from a kit. Banner is a swampy lake with cypress trees.

beige.party
Replying to @patrickworld@mastodon.online
@patrickworld@mastodon.online How about calling in WELL? "I feel way to good to go to work today"
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Chertridge @chertridge@beige.party · Mar 15, 2026
Chertridge
@chertridge@beige.party

Inventor of Frozen Gravy on a Stick. Oh, and I'm an atheist and the most skeptical person I know. Once told that I have an enormous grasp of the obvious. Another time I was called Borderline Normal. Often answers rhetorical questions. Profile picture is of small metal dragonfly model that I assembled from a kit. Banner is a swampy lake with cypress trees.

beige.party

Caligula's Island

#RomanEraTVShows
#HashTagGames

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Chertridge @chertridge@beige.party · Mar 10, 2026
Chertridge
@chertridge@beige.party

Inventor of Frozen Gravy on a Stick. Oh, and I'm an atheist and the most skeptical person I know. Once told that I have an enormous grasp of the obvious. Another time I was called Borderline Normal. Often answers rhetorical questions. Profile picture is of small metal dragonfly model that I assembled from a kit. Banner is a swampy lake with cypress trees.

beige.party
Replying to @SerialWhiner@beige.party
@SerialWhiner Might explain my #GravyFlashbacks
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Chertridge @chertridge@beige.party · Mar 09, 2026
Chertridge
@chertridge@beige.party

Inventor of Frozen Gravy on a Stick. Oh, and I'm an atheist and the most skeptical person I know. Once told that I have an enormous grasp of the obvious. Another time I was called Borderline Normal. Often answers rhetorical questions. Profile picture is of small metal dragonfly model that I assembled from a kit. Banner is a swampy lake with cypress trees.

beige.party
Replying to @notsle@kzoo.to
@notsle Where can I rent one?
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Chertridge @chertridge@beige.party · Feb 26, 2026
Chertridge
@chertridge@beige.party

Inventor of Frozen Gravy on a Stick. Oh, and I'm an atheist and the most skeptical person I know. Once told that I have an enormous grasp of the obvious. Another time I was called Borderline Normal. Often answers rhetorical questions. Profile picture is of small metal dragonfly model that I assembled from a kit. Banner is a swampy lake with cypress trees.

beige.party
Replying to @thefathippy@mastodon.world
@thefathippy@mastodon.world @maxleibman@beige.party Hummmpff at the machine.
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Chertridge @chertridge@beige.party · Dec 29, 2025
Chertridge
@chertridge@beige.party

Inventor of Frozen Gravy on a Stick. Oh, and I'm an atheist and the most skeptical person I know. Once told that I have an enormous grasp of the obvious. Another time I was called Borderline Normal. Often answers rhetorical questions. Profile picture is of small metal dragonfly model that I assembled from a kit. Banner is a swampy lake with cypress trees.

beige.party
Replying to @aburtch@triangletoot.party
@aburtch@triangletoot.party However, #Mastorythm does NOT have a nice ring to it. (While agreeing whole-heartedly with @aburtch@triangletoot.party )
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Chertridge @chertridge@beige.party · Nov 22, 2025
Chertridge
@chertridge@beige.party

Inventor of Frozen Gravy on a Stick. Oh, and I'm an atheist and the most skeptical person I know. Once told that I have an enormous grasp of the obvious. Another time I was called Borderline Normal. Often answers rhetorical questions. Profile picture is of small metal dragonfly model that I assembled from a kit. Banner is a swampy lake with cypress trees.

beige.party
Replying to @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
@tedmielczarek@mastodon.social Inception
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