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Jon Wilson @bassthang@mastodon.au · Aug 06, 2026

Replying to @oysta@mastodon.oysta.au

@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au when they boot, does a bosun pipe the admiral aboard? They do not, how frustrating.

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Jon Wilson @bassthang@mastodon.au · Aug 06, 2026

Replying to @futzle@old.mermaid.town

@futzle@old.mermaid.town Song for whoever (Beautiful South). Autological, for sure, but also references "so many songs".

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Jon Wilson @bassthang@mastodon.au · Aug 06, 2026

Replying to @liamvhogan@aus.social

@liamvhogan@aus.social a pallet of shrink wrapped $100 bills, being the proceeds of our methamphetamine manufacturing

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Jon Wilson @bassthang@mastodon.au · May 11, 2026

Replying to @securedllama@infosec.exchange

@securedllama@infosec.exchange @patsytheshark@mastodon.ie @DM_Ronin@mstdn.social vibrations are not how chainsaws work!

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Jon Wilson @bassthang@mastodon.au · Apr 21, 2026

If I had a time machine, then I would travel to Austria, 1889, to kill baby Hitler, obviously.

Then to the late 90s, W3C XML Working Group. No need to kill them, just persuade them all onto alternative career paths.

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Jon Wilson @bassthang@mastodon.au · Apr 12, 2026

Replying to @NewtonMark@eigenmagic.net

@NewtonMark is there an aero equivalent of a bashed up shitbox? Or does everybody fix the dents immediately?

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Jon Wilson @bassthang@mastodon.au · Apr 10, 2026

Replying to @ZachWeinersmith@mastodon.social

@ZachWeinersmith Do you consider yourself a co-author on Bahfest presentations? Because if so, my Erdos number just dropped!

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Jon Wilson @bassthang@mastodon.au · Apr 08, 2026

Replying to @bodil@social.treehouse.systems

@bodil https://youtu.be/K-BZIWSI5UQ

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Jon Wilson @bassthang@mastodon.au · Apr 04, 2026

Replying to @shlee@aus.social

@shlee "I took the German or Autistic diagnostic. Result: Both. The Wittgenstein Result. I don't know whether to be proud or concerned". Mostly proud

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Jon Wilson @bassthang@mastodon.au · Apr 04, 2026

@spinopsys@aus.social when horse fodder becomes cheaper than diesel, I'm going to be so happy I live but a dray's ride from the Stone & Wood brewery.

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Jon Wilson @bassthang@mastodon.au · Mar 27, 2026

Replying to @fredy@tacobelllabs.net

@fredy@tacobelllabs.net Fuck you Dr Beeching

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Jon Wilson @bassthang@mastodon.au · Mar 22, 2026

Replying to @j404@mastodon.social

@j404 @rootwyrm @graydon @cstross 10 year old iPhones are pretty useless, because Apple's developer tools strongly encourage app releases that only target newer hardware. Good luck trying to get a music app other than Apple or Spotify working on an IPhone 8

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Jon Wilson @bassthang@mastodon.au · Feb 27, 2026

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Charlie Stross @cstross@wandering.shop

Replying to @cstross__dup_483@wandering.shop

@cstross@wandering.shop @mxchara@seattle.pink Apart from a few exceptions, most people only have a few vices. So the matrices will be sparse. We have good algorithms for that. I think it's computationally possible. We need to do some prototyping ... (... reaches for some cocaine, hookers, lube, and the NumPy documentation...)

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Jon Wilson @bassthang@mastodon.au · Feb 02, 2026

Replying to @NewtonMark@eigenmagic.net

@NewtonMark@eigenmagic.net I was told I didn't need to post mine, because the government had already paid out for video footage of the areas of concern. #surveillance-state

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Jon Wilson @bassthang@mastodon.au · Jan 15, 2026

Replying to @futurebird@sauropods.win

@futurebird@sauropods.win Dedekind showed that any two models of Peano arithmetic are isomorphic. In laymen's terms, if there is something that works like we expect arithmetic to, it will have just the one zero. This is not obvious, and your student is to be commended for trying things out!

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Jon Wilson @bassthang@mastodon.au · May 01, 2024

Replying to @april@macaw.social

@april@macaw.social also, check the ssl cert chain for signed.bad.horse

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