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Christopher Owen

@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au
mastodon 4.5.14
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I am a software architect, manager, and keen cyberloafer. I currently work in Australia’s early space industry helping humans explore space. My life expectancy has been considerably reduced by being a Newcastle Knights member for the last decade and will continue to decline with my burgeoning fandom of the SF Giants. I adore board gaming.

Sweet in the toots, sour in the tweets; posts mainly HTTP jokes.

🌏📍Sydney, Australia

426 Followers
196 Following
44 Posts
Joined November 16, 2022
web:
https://oysta.au
proofs:
https://keyoxide.org/160951286ABF4DAF77A78B7D3034B7C8A17A4A31
email:
mail@oysta.au
message:
@oysta:matrix.org

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Christopher Owen @oysta@mastodon.oysta.au · Aug 06, 2026
Christopher Owen
@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au

I am a software architect, manager, and keen cyberloafer. I currently work in Australia’s early space industry helping humans explore space. My life expectancy has been considerably reduced by being a Newcastle Knights member for the last decade and will continue to decline with my burgeoning fandom of the SF Giants. I adore board gaming. Sweet in the toots, sour in the tweets; posts mainly HTTP jokes. 🌏📍Sydney, Australia

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Martin Fowler has a simple system for determining what game to play in a group (only 20 steps)

https://boardgamegeek.com/blog/13064/blogpost/188864/beverly-system

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Christopher Owen @oysta@mastodon.oysta.au · Aug 06, 2026
Christopher Owen
@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au

I am a software architect, manager, and keen cyberloafer. I currently work in Australia’s early space industry helping humans explore space. My life expectancy has been considerably reduced by being a Newcastle Knights member for the last decade and will continue to decline with my burgeoning fandom of the SF Giants. I adore board gaming. Sweet in the toots, sour in the tweets; posts mainly HTTP jokes. 🌏📍Sydney, Australia

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“Help your family become the most infamous in Hell and the most influential in 14th-century Florence”

ok ok sign me the fuck up

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Christopher Owen @oysta@mastodon.oysta.au · Aug 06, 2026
Christopher Owen
@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au

I am a software architect, manager, and keen cyberloafer. I currently work in Australia’s early space industry helping humans explore space. My life expectancy has been considerably reduced by being a Newcastle Knights member for the last decade and will continue to decline with my burgeoning fandom of the SF Giants. I adore board gaming. Sweet in the toots, sour in the tweets; posts mainly HTTP jokes. 🌏📍Sydney, Australia

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Replying to @bassthang@mastodon.au
@bassthang@mastodon.au exactly! you get it
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Christopher Owen @oysta@mastodon.oysta.au · Aug 06, 2026
Christopher Owen
@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au

I am a software architect, manager, and keen cyberloafer. I currently work in Australia’s early space industry helping humans explore space. My life expectancy has been considerably reduced by being a Newcastle Knights member for the last decade and will continue to decline with my burgeoning fandom of the SF Giants. I adore board gaming. Sweet in the toots, sour in the tweets; posts mainly HTTP jokes. 🌏📍Sydney, Australia

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They call them “flagship phones” and yet none of them have 16-inch guns or 12 inches of belt armour, how curious
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Christopher Owen @oysta@mastodon.oysta.au · Aug 06, 2026
Christopher Owen
@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au

I am a software architect, manager, and keen cyberloafer. I currently work in Australia’s early space industry helping humans explore space. My life expectancy has been considerably reduced by being a Newcastle Knights member for the last decade and will continue to decline with my burgeoning fandom of the SF Giants. I adore board gaming. Sweet in the toots, sour in the tweets; posts mainly HTTP jokes. 🌏📍Sydney, Australia

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remember back in the old days where someone called Lord Sugar made our computers and shift-2 was double quotes not the at-sign, good times

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Christopher Owen @oysta@mastodon.oysta.au · Aug 05, 2026
Christopher Owen
@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au

I am a software architect, manager, and keen cyberloafer. I currently work in Australia’s early space industry helping humans explore space. My life expectancy has been considerably reduced by being a Newcastle Knights member for the last decade and will continue to decline with my burgeoning fandom of the SF Giants. I adore board gaming. Sweet in the toots, sour in the tweets; posts mainly HTTP jokes. 🌏📍Sydney, Australia

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Treating my illness by removing shit from my BGG wishlist and marking as “Want to play” instead

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Christopher Owen @oysta@mastodon.oysta.au · Aug 04, 2026
Christopher Owen
@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au

I am a software architect, manager, and keen cyberloafer. I currently work in Australia’s early space industry helping humans explore space. My life expectancy has been considerably reduced by being a Newcastle Knights member for the last decade and will continue to decline with my burgeoning fandom of the SF Giants. I adore board gaming. Sweet in the toots, sour in the tweets; posts mainly HTTP jokes. 🌏📍Sydney, Australia

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“Tommy there’s an option here that says ‘Sign in using other methods’. Go get the axe.”

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Christopher Owen @oysta@mastodon.oysta.au · Jul 27, 2026
Christopher Owen
@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au

I am a software architect, manager, and keen cyberloafer. I currently work in Australia’s early space industry helping humans explore space. My life expectancy has been considerably reduced by being a Newcastle Knights member for the last decade and will continue to decline with my burgeoning fandom of the SF Giants. I adore board gaming. Sweet in the toots, sour in the tweets; posts mainly HTTP jokes. 🌏📍Sydney, Australia

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Putting six different phones in my pants to get ready for the AusAlert vibration
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Christopher Owen @oysta@mastodon.oysta.au · Jul 21, 2026
Christopher Owen
@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au

I am a software architect, manager, and keen cyberloafer. I currently work in Australia’s early space industry helping humans explore space. My life expectancy has been considerably reduced by being a Newcastle Knights member for the last decade and will continue to decline with my burgeoning fandom of the SF Giants. I adore board gaming. Sweet in the toots, sour in the tweets; posts mainly HTTP jokes. 🌏📍Sydney, Australia

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Boosted by Trending Bot @trending@homestead.social
I cackled https://bsky.app/profile/frizfrizzle.bsky.social/post/3mqzghb2i3k2y
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Christopher Owen @oysta@mastodon.oysta.au · May 07, 2026
Christopher Owen
@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au

I am a software architect, manager, and keen cyberloafer. I currently work in Australia’s early space industry helping humans explore space. My life expectancy has been considerably reduced by being a Newcastle Knights member for the last decade and will continue to decline with my burgeoning fandom of the SF Giants. I adore board gaming. Sweet in the toots, sour in the tweets; posts mainly HTTP jokes. 🌏📍Sydney, Australia

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men just want one thing and it is disgusting: to command “standard orbit”

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Christopher Owen @oysta@mastodon.oysta.au · May 06, 2026
Christopher Owen
@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au

I am a software architect, manager, and keen cyberloafer. I currently work in Australia’s early space industry helping humans explore space. My life expectancy has been considerably reduced by being a Newcastle Knights member for the last decade and will continue to decline with my burgeoning fandom of the SF Giants. I adore board gaming. Sweet in the toots, sour in the tweets; posts mainly HTTP jokes. 🌏📍Sydney, Australia

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Grand Perspective is such a useful tool for figuring out your disk usage on macOS

https://grandperspectiv.sourceforge.net

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Christopher Owen @oysta@mastodon.oysta.au · May 06, 2026
Christopher Owen
@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au

I am a software architect, manager, and keen cyberloafer. I currently work in Australia’s early space industry helping humans explore space. My life expectancy has been considerably reduced by being a Newcastle Knights member for the last decade and will continue to decline with my burgeoning fandom of the SF Giants. I adore board gaming. Sweet in the toots, sour in the tweets; posts mainly HTTP jokes. 🌏📍Sydney, Australia

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what the fuck do you mean i have to “drill holes” to put these miniatures together

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Christopher Owen @oysta@mastodon.oysta.au · May 06, 2026
Christopher Owen
@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au

I am a software architect, manager, and keen cyberloafer. I currently work in Australia’s early space industry helping humans explore space. My life expectancy has been considerably reduced by being a Newcastle Knights member for the last decade and will continue to decline with my burgeoning fandom of the SF Giants. I adore board gaming. Sweet in the toots, sour in the tweets; posts mainly HTTP jokes. 🌏📍Sydney, Australia

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I am simply not interested in “legacy” board games

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Christopher Owen @oysta@mastodon.oysta.au · May 04, 2026
Christopher Owen
@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au

I am a software architect, manager, and keen cyberloafer. I currently work in Australia’s early space industry helping humans explore space. My life expectancy has been considerably reduced by being a Newcastle Knights member for the last decade and will continue to decline with my burgeoning fandom of the SF Giants. I adore board gaming. Sweet in the toots, sour in the tweets; posts mainly HTTP jokes. 🌏📍Sydney, Australia

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Software as a Disservice

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Christopher Owen @oysta@mastodon.oysta.au · May 04, 2026
Christopher Owen
@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au

I am a software architect, manager, and keen cyberloafer. I currently work in Australia’s early space industry helping humans explore space. My life expectancy has been considerably reduced by being a Newcastle Knights member for the last decade and will continue to decline with my burgeoning fandom of the SF Giants. I adore board gaming. Sweet in the toots, sour in the tweets; posts mainly HTTP jokes. 🌏📍Sydney, Australia

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RE: @bit101@mstdn.social

Sorcery!

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Christopher Owen @oysta@mastodon.oysta.au · May 04, 2026
Christopher Owen
@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au

I am a software architect, manager, and keen cyberloafer. I currently work in Australia’s early space industry helping humans explore space. My life expectancy has been considerably reduced by being a Newcastle Knights member for the last decade and will continue to decline with my burgeoning fandom of the SF Giants. I adore board gaming. Sweet in the toots, sour in the tweets; posts mainly HTTP jokes. 🌏📍Sydney, Australia

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Race for the Galaxy: Xeno Counterstrike — designer preview
https://boardgamegeek.com/blog/1/blogpost/185324/race-for-the-galaxy-xeno-counterstrike-designer-pr

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Christopher Owen @oysta@mastodon.oysta.au · May 04, 2026
Christopher Owen
@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au

I am a software architect, manager, and keen cyberloafer. I currently work in Australia’s early space industry helping humans explore space. My life expectancy has been considerably reduced by being a Newcastle Knights member for the last decade and will continue to decline with my burgeoning fandom of the SF Giants. I adore board gaming. Sweet in the toots, sour in the tweets; posts mainly HTTP jokes. 🌏📍Sydney, Australia

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They say “there is no ethical consumption under capitalism” but also “eat the rich”, pick a fucking lane

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Christopher Owen @oysta@mastodon.oysta.au · Apr 30, 2026
Christopher Owen
@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au

I am a software architect, manager, and keen cyberloafer. I currently work in Australia’s early space industry helping humans explore space. My life expectancy has been considerably reduced by being a Newcastle Knights member for the last decade and will continue to decline with my burgeoning fandom of the SF Giants. I adore board gaming. Sweet in the toots, sour in the tweets; posts mainly HTTP jokes. 🌏📍Sydney, Australia

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Replying to @Kels_316@aus.social
@Kels_316@aus.social
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Christopher Owen @oysta@mastodon.oysta.au · Apr 28, 2026
Christopher Owen
@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au

I am a software architect, manager, and keen cyberloafer. I currently work in Australia’s early space industry helping humans explore space. My life expectancy has been considerably reduced by being a Newcastle Knights member for the last decade and will continue to decline with my burgeoning fandom of the SF Giants. I adore board gaming. Sweet in the toots, sour in the tweets; posts mainly HTTP jokes. 🌏📍Sydney, Australia

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shit pitch: github factions

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Christopher Owen @oysta@mastodon.oysta.au · Apr 28, 2026
Christopher Owen
@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au

I am a software architect, manager, and keen cyberloafer. I currently work in Australia’s early space industry helping humans explore space. My life expectancy has been considerably reduced by being a Newcastle Knights member for the last decade and will continue to decline with my burgeoning fandom of the SF Giants. I adore board gaming. Sweet in the toots, sour in the tweets; posts mainly HTTP jokes. 🌏📍Sydney, Australia

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pivoting to my new career as a naught leader

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Christopher Owen @oysta@mastodon.oysta.au · Apr 28, 2026
Christopher Owen
@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au

I am a software architect, manager, and keen cyberloafer. I currently work in Australia’s early space industry helping humans explore space. My life expectancy has been considerably reduced by being a Newcastle Knights member for the last decade and will continue to decline with my burgeoning fandom of the SF Giants. I adore board gaming. Sweet in the toots, sour in the tweets; posts mainly HTTP jokes. 🌏📍Sydney, Australia

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“Head of HR is now leading AI enablement”

goodness me

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Christopher Owen @oysta@mastodon.oysta.au · Apr 27, 2026
Christopher Owen
@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au

I am a software architect, manager, and keen cyberloafer. I currently work in Australia’s early space industry helping humans explore space. My life expectancy has been considerably reduced by being a Newcastle Knights member for the last decade and will continue to decline with my burgeoning fandom of the SF Giants. I adore board gaming. Sweet in the toots, sour in the tweets; posts mainly HTTP jokes. 🌏📍Sydney, Australia

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Counterpoint: I love the QR code menu at restaurants

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Christopher Owen @oysta@mastodon.oysta.au · Apr 27, 2026
Christopher Owen
@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au

I am a software architect, manager, and keen cyberloafer. I currently work in Australia’s early space industry helping humans explore space. My life expectancy has been considerably reduced by being a Newcastle Knights member for the last decade and will continue to decline with my burgeoning fandom of the SF Giants. I adore board gaming. Sweet in the toots, sour in the tweets; posts mainly HTTP jokes. 🌏📍Sydney, Australia

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reckon these shooters would be more successful if they inverted their Y axis controls imho

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Christopher Owen @oysta@mastodon.oysta.au · Apr 25, 2026
Christopher Owen
@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au

I am a software architect, manager, and keen cyberloafer. I currently work in Australia’s early space industry helping humans explore space. My life expectancy has been considerably reduced by being a Newcastle Knights member for the last decade and will continue to decline with my burgeoning fandom of the SF Giants. I adore board gaming. Sweet in the toots, sour in the tweets; posts mainly HTTP jokes. 🌏📍Sydney, Australia

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Road trip preparation ❤️ 💙

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Christopher Owen @oysta@mastodon.oysta.au · Apr 25, 2026
Christopher Owen
@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au

I am a software architect, manager, and keen cyberloafer. I currently work in Australia’s early space industry helping humans explore space. My life expectancy has been considerably reduced by being a Newcastle Knights member for the last decade and will continue to decline with my burgeoning fandom of the SF Giants. I adore board gaming. Sweet in the toots, sour in the tweets; posts mainly HTTP jokes. 🌏📍Sydney, Australia

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Instead of “Hot Ones” they should have a host called Ken and then they could call it “What’s the piquancy Kenneth?”

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Christopher Owen @oysta@mastodon.oysta.au · Apr 03, 2026
Christopher Owen
@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au

I am a software architect, manager, and keen cyberloafer. I currently work in Australia’s early space industry helping humans explore space. My life expectancy has been considerably reduced by being a Newcastle Knights member for the last decade and will continue to decline with my burgeoning fandom of the SF Giants. I adore board gaming. Sweet in the toots, sour in the tweets; posts mainly HTTP jokes. 🌏📍Sydney, Australia

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🙅‍♂️ Brass: Pittsburgh

👉 Brass: Newcastle

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Christopher Owen @oysta@mastodon.oysta.au · Apr 01, 2026
Christopher Owen
@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au

I am a software architect, manager, and keen cyberloafer. I currently work in Australia’s early space industry helping humans explore space. My life expectancy has been considerably reduced by being a Newcastle Knights member for the last decade and will continue to decline with my burgeoning fandom of the SF Giants. I adore board gaming. Sweet in the toots, sour in the tweets; posts mainly HTTP jokes. 🌏📍Sydney, Australia

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It is very cool that pip can produce a pylock.toml but then not have any ability to use it

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Christopher Owen @oysta@mastodon.oysta.au · Apr 01, 2026
Christopher Owen
@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au

I am a software architect, manager, and keen cyberloafer. I currently work in Australia’s early space industry helping humans explore space. My life expectancy has been considerably reduced by being a Newcastle Knights member for the last decade and will continue to decline with my burgeoning fandom of the SF Giants. I adore board gaming. Sweet in the toots, sour in the tweets; posts mainly HTTP jokes. 🌏📍Sydney, Australia

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Played Stationfall for the first time last night (4 players). It’s an experience for sure, and I definitely recommend it as a mad experience for people who like more complicated interactions in a board game.

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Christopher Owen @oysta@mastodon.oysta.au · Apr 01, 2026
Christopher Owen
@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au

I am a software architect, manager, and keen cyberloafer. I currently work in Australia’s early space industry helping humans explore space. My life expectancy has been considerably reduced by being a Newcastle Knights member for the last decade and will continue to decline with my burgeoning fandom of the SF Giants. I adore board gaming. Sweet in the toots, sour in the tweets; posts mainly HTTP jokes. 🌏📍Sydney, Australia

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Yeah of course I am all in on the new Arcs kickstarter, what am i, stupid?

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Christopher Owen @oysta@mastodon.oysta.au · Apr 01, 2026
Christopher Owen
@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au

I am a software architect, manager, and keen cyberloafer. I currently work in Australia’s early space industry helping humans explore space. My life expectancy has been considerably reduced by being a Newcastle Knights member for the last decade and will continue to decline with my burgeoning fandom of the SF Giants. I adore board gaming. Sweet in the toots, sour in the tweets; posts mainly HTTP jokes. 🌏📍Sydney, Australia

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@willb@infosec.exchange haven’t tried them. Mighty curious though

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Christopher Owen @oysta@mastodon.oysta.au · Apr 01, 2026
Christopher Owen
@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au

I am a software architect, manager, and keen cyberloafer. I currently work in Australia’s early space industry helping humans explore space. My life expectancy has been considerably reduced by being a Newcastle Knights member for the last decade and will continue to decline with my burgeoning fandom of the SF Giants. I adore board gaming. Sweet in the toots, sour in the tweets; posts mainly HTTP jokes. 🌏📍Sydney, Australia

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Ooofff

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Christopher Owen @oysta@mastodon.oysta.au · Apr 01, 2026
Christopher Owen
@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au

I am a software architect, manager, and keen cyberloafer. I currently work in Australia’s early space industry helping humans explore space. My life expectancy has been considerably reduced by being a Newcastle Knights member for the last decade and will continue to decline with my burgeoning fandom of the SF Giants. I adore board gaming. Sweet in the toots, sour in the tweets; posts mainly HTTP jokes. 🌏📍Sydney, Australia

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having a bit of a doubtful “is it berocca or picoprep” moment here. Stakes are high.

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Christopher Owen @oysta@mastodon.oysta.au · Apr 01, 2026
Christopher Owen
@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au

I am a software architect, manager, and keen cyberloafer. I currently work in Australia’s early space industry helping humans explore space. My life expectancy has been considerably reduced by being a Newcastle Knights member for the last decade and will continue to decline with my burgeoning fandom of the SF Giants. I adore board gaming. Sweet in the toots, sour in the tweets; posts mainly HTTP jokes. 🌏📍Sydney, Australia

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going back in time to tell Alan Turing that software in 2026 is written using markdown files

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Christopher Owen @oysta@mastodon.oysta.au · Mar 12, 2026
Christopher Owen
@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au

I am a software architect, manager, and keen cyberloafer. I currently work in Australia’s early space industry helping humans explore space. My life expectancy has been considerably reduced by being a Newcastle Knights member for the last decade and will continue to decline with my burgeoning fandom of the SF Giants. I adore board gaming. Sweet in the toots, sour in the tweets; posts mainly HTTP jokes. 🌏📍Sydney, Australia

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Replying to @oysta@mastodon.oysta.au
ofc part of the magic is the fact that it is compatible with ASCII so maybe and sadly that might need to be a pre-requisite
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Christopher Owen @oysta@mastodon.oysta.au · Mar 12, 2026
Christopher Owen
@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au

I am a software architect, manager, and keen cyberloafer. I currently work in Australia’s early space industry helping humans explore space. My life expectancy has been considerably reduced by being a Newcastle Knights member for the last decade and will continue to decline with my burgeoning fandom of the SF Giants. I adore board gaming. Sweet in the toots, sour in the tweets; posts mainly HTTP jokes. 🌏📍Sydney, Australia

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Replying to @liamvhogan@aus.social
@liamvhogan teeth
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Christopher Owen @oysta@mastodon.oysta.au · Mar 12, 2026
Christopher Owen
@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au

I am a software architect, manager, and keen cyberloafer. I currently work in Australia’s early space industry helping humans explore space. My life expectancy has been considerably reduced by being a Newcastle Knights member for the last decade and will continue to decline with my burgeoning fandom of the SF Giants. I adore board gaming. Sweet in the toots, sour in the tweets; posts mainly HTTP jokes. 🌏📍Sydney, Australia

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UTF-8 should be on the Sid Meier’s Civilization tech tree

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Christopher Owen @oysta@mastodon.oysta.au · Mar 12, 2026
Christopher Owen
@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au

I am a software architect, manager, and keen cyberloafer. I currently work in Australia’s early space industry helping humans explore space. My life expectancy has been considerably reduced by being a Newcastle Knights member for the last decade and will continue to decline with my burgeoning fandom of the SF Giants. I adore board gaming. Sweet in the toots, sour in the tweets; posts mainly HTTP jokes. 🌏📍Sydney, Australia

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UTF-8 should be on the Sid Meier’s Civilization tech tree

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Christopher Owen @oysta@mastodon.oysta.au · Feb 16, 2026
Christopher Owen
@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au

I am a software architect, manager, and keen cyberloafer. I currently work in Australia’s early space industry helping humans explore space. My life expectancy has been considerably reduced by being a Newcastle Knights member for the last decade and will continue to decline with my burgeoning fandom of the SF Giants. I adore board gaming. Sweet in the toots, sour in the tweets; posts mainly HTTP jokes. 🌏📍Sydney, Australia

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Shit pitch: Wheel of FORTRAN

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Christopher Owen @oysta@mastodon.oysta.au · Jan 31, 2026
Christopher Owen
@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au

I am a software architect, manager, and keen cyberloafer. I currently work in Australia’s early space industry helping humans explore space. My life expectancy has been considerably reduced by being a Newcastle Knights member for the last decade and will continue to decline with my burgeoning fandom of the SF Giants. I adore board gaming. Sweet in the toots, sour in the tweets; posts mainly HTTP jokes. 🌏📍Sydney, Australia

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Replying to @jimbob@aus.social
@jimbob oh i don’t think you have
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Christopher Owen @oysta@mastodon.oysta.au · Dec 24, 2025
Christopher Owen
@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au

I am a software architect, manager, and keen cyberloafer. I currently work in Australia’s early space industry helping humans explore space. My life expectancy has been considerably reduced by being a Newcastle Knights member for the last decade and will continue to decline with my burgeoning fandom of the SF Giants. I adore board gaming. Sweet in the toots, sour in the tweets; posts mainly HTTP jokes. 🌏📍Sydney, Australia

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Boosted by Dread Pirate (Tom) Roberts @troberts@theblower.au
tragic to think of Roman children running around shouting VI-VII
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Christopher Owen @oysta@mastodon.oysta.au · Dec 13, 2025
Christopher Owen
@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au

I am a software architect, manager, and keen cyberloafer. I currently work in Australia’s early space industry helping humans explore space. My life expectancy has been considerably reduced by being a Newcastle Knights member for the last decade and will continue to decline with my burgeoning fandom of the SF Giants. I adore board gaming. Sweet in the toots, sour in the tweets; posts mainly HTTP jokes. 🌏📍Sydney, Australia

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Replying to @GeePawHill@mastodon.social
@GeePawHill ah so you’re just an active grief seeker. Got it! Have a nice day or whatever you accept as a general but not really earnest well wish.
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Christopher Owen @oysta@mastodon.oysta.au · Dec 13, 2025
Christopher Owen
@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au

I am a software architect, manager, and keen cyberloafer. I currently work in Australia’s early space industry helping humans explore space. My life expectancy has been considerably reduced by being a Newcastle Knights member for the last decade and will continue to decline with my burgeoning fandom of the SF Giants. I adore board gaming. Sweet in the toots, sour in the tweets; posts mainly HTTP jokes. 🌏📍Sydney, Australia

mastodon.oysta.au
Replying to @GeePawHill@mastodon.social
@GeePawHill are you always this fun to be around?
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Christopher Owen @oysta@mastodon.oysta.au · Dec 11, 2025
Christopher Owen
@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au

I am a software architect, manager, and keen cyberloafer. I currently work in Australia’s early space industry helping humans explore space. My life expectancy has been considerably reduced by being a Newcastle Knights member for the last decade and will continue to decline with my burgeoning fandom of the SF Giants. I adore board gaming. Sweet in the toots, sour in the tweets; posts mainly HTTP jokes. 🌏📍Sydney, Australia

mastodon.oysta.au
Boosted by cell classic @cell@shitposter.world
Me rocking up at the US border with 5 years of my social media history
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Christopher Owen @oysta@mastodon.oysta.au · Oct 06, 2025
Christopher Owen
@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au

I am a software architect, manager, and keen cyberloafer. I currently work in Australia’s early space industry helping humans explore space. My life expectancy has been considerably reduced by being a Newcastle Knights member for the last decade and will continue to decline with my burgeoning fandom of the SF Giants. I adore board gaming. Sweet in the toots, sour in the tweets; posts mainly HTTP jokes. 🌏📍Sydney, Australia

mastodon.oysta.au
I will go quietly into that good night because I respect the neighbours
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