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@ahimsa_pdx@disabled.social
@ahimsa_pdx@disabled.social thanks for this great thread!
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artist, scotland, he/him, 30s, white cis guy, leftist.
disabled with #mecfs, disabled comrades hmu!
i mute/block a lot of people onhere, it's not a big deal.
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@touk@smores.town
@touk@smores.town my fave gag is when the guy who really loves watermelons meets a guy who likes bananas more than watermelons, which is so surprising to him that he drops dead and turns into a skeleton right then and there
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@pisscotheque@godforsaken.website
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@pisscotheque@godforsaken.website
@pisscotheque@godforsaken.website my friend, how does your brain do this
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@wikihow@mastodon.social
@wikihow@mastodon.social step one: pour the ingredients into the trouser-making machine
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@GwenfarsGarden@rage.love
@GwenfarsGarden that's great! I found that boss really tricky!
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@twistylittlepassages@weirder.earth
@twistylittlepassages@weirder.earth I don't know the US stats. I was always following the UK stats early in the pandemic when it was easier to find info (first ~2 years iirc?), and we were consistently around 10% of reported worldwide deaths.
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@kawaiipunk@sunbeam.city
@kawaiipunk@sunbeam.city an unthinkable crime against humanity by the ideologists of austerity imho
re: last boost (https://christinapagel.substack.com/p/the-uk-covid-inquiry-has-laid-bare)
the vastly disproportionate number of covid deaths in the UK still stuns me. this is what the johnson regime chose through policy. the starmer regime continues to chose this world.
(movie connoisseur voice): robert eggers' "the witch", or to give it its full title, robert eggers' "what if there was a witch"
*this works for all his movie titles also
"mcsweeney also had a personal phone on him which he used to dial 999 [after his government phone was "stolen"]" lmfao
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@wandrew@godforsaken.website
@wandrew@godforsaken.website that's the danger of playing freak pickleball instead of normal pickleball
finally finished the Rotten Library of Demesne, check it out! #ACNH
nice article on musicians advocating for masking / pandemic precautions at gigs:
https://exclaim.ca/music/article/meet-the-musicians-still-advocating-for-masks-at-shows-even-though-it-s-unpopular
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@selfsame@tiny.tilde.website
@selfsame@tiny.tilde.website seems like you were... a little ahead!!!!! 😎 :blobdab:
Timms review on PIP has opened its call for evidence until 28th of May. they are going to be absolutely gunning for cuts to PIP after their massive cuts to Universal Credit. if you can complete the online response, please do.
AI image generation is great for if you want your branding to look like it's for a 2013 free-to-play mobile game called something like "Reign of Kingdoms: Clash Wars".
ahh i hate it when the printers i commissioned make an inadvertent printing error that allows me to get away with flouting election law in a manner that benefits me 😩 especially when i'm trying to falsely present my material as a letter written by a local nice old lady™️ 😩 ahh i hate getting away with it and not having to send follow-up mail to everyone who received the letter explaining the apparent deception on my part 😩
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@selfsame@tiny.tilde.website
@selfsame@tiny.tilde.website (bilbo) got to be honest gando. am having a bit of a menty B.
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@Testoceratops@disabled.social
@Testoceratops@disabled.social great thread! thanks for sharing this information.
therapist: you're telling me this... giga chad ... his virility is manifest proof of his intrinsic correctness
me: yeah basically his beauty is the very same thing as his moral truth
therapist: fascinating (starts writing a multipart hardbound collection of theses right then and there)
Thinking about early in the pandemic when the UK already had a disproportionately massive death toll (but wasn't really acknowledging so) and a UK artist was tweeting about how they'd virtually appeared at an event in Australia. The Australian hosts started off by offering their sincere condolences and best wishes to the UK artist for the catastrophic tragedy happening in the UK. That kind of acknowledgement just isn't happening within the UK public consciousness.
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@alex@godforsaken.website
i think my post about "mfw the bucke uerteþ" is lost to the sands of time (knzk). this is my face when sumer cumes in and the bucke uerteþ.