SCREAMING_SNAKE_CASE

If you really cared about historical accuracy you'd be demanding that the cast of the Odyssey had their dicks out in every scene. Two hours 52 minutes of Matt Damon and crew rowing a boat with no pants on

guy at the grocery store register: hey nice, you going to eat this stuff later?

there can be no peace if you enjoy using the computer

Screwworm, Legionnaire's disease, waterborne pathogen outbreaks..

Vegetable gardening is it's own reward but it's especially rewarding during a national outbreak of an untraced diarrhoea pathogen

My ass? Swampy.
My swamp? Assey.

($956 billion AI company that hasn't figured out how to make money yet): ok first off you're going to need like 14 of these bad boys..

aww whats wrong, did the wifdle ai tool incwease it's pwices? Does it cost too much money to thwink with your compwuter?

I've said this before but I think the next big tech bubble is going to be humanoid robots which will be finicky and dangerous and expensive but they'll heavily subsidize them and convince every company to make the switch from human labor

Blade Runner? slow down it's dangerous to run with sharp objects

Smells like hello how are you dog in here

peace AND quiet? In this economy?

teamate has a huge PR adding test coverage to this little node server and it turns like one line route functions into 100 lines of dependency injection and synthetic error propagation with 200 lines of tests that are checking if mocked data passed in is returned and I just don't get it

Ok I saw the mandalorian and Grogu in the theatre but I have to say that scene where they show the mandalorian going to the bathroom and you see the poop coming out was kind of unnecessary

new Ghost in the Shell in a couple months https://youtu.be/yedJOylFOtg?si=Zn5-JzbosJwtoXwP

suspicious that coconuts have those 3 divots and bowling balls have those three holes

You are telling me the heights wuthered this?

Asimov's Fourth Rule: A robot must not mention goblins, unless by not mentioning goblins a human will come to harm

Every company these days is like "Introducing SIANI (Sentient IHOP® Artificial Network Intelligence)" and it's just a ChatGPT prompt where they paste the breakfast menu before every question you ask, and is it out there saying stuff like "You're absolutely correct, there is a letter 'X' in the word 'pancake', let's break this down.."

Happy Cotylorhynchus Day to those who celebrate #InternationalCotylorhynchusDay

I'm against war in Iran because I don't want Iranians to die. I don't want little children in Iran to die and I don't want adult Iranian soldiers to die. I think the US military should be completely disbanded. I think all US military action since 1945 is shameful.

(Hobbits, trying to talk about mental health) imagine poorly buttered toast

think maybe the biggest fuckup of the current uspol is letting screw worm into North America

people keep saying "don't get left behind" by not using LLM coding tools, buddy if you're sitting there hitting a magic button over and over again until the computer sort of does what you want I've got bad news about who's getting left behind

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no no no *you* can't freely scan through the collected works of humanity, that right is reserved for the large language models.

I wish brands could feel fear

The recursive centaur: half horse, half recursive centaur