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JMcD

@McD1979@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.7.0-beta.1
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Joined April 02, 2023

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JMcD @McD1979@mastodon.social · Jul 27, 2026
JMcD
@McD1979@mastodon.social
mastodon.social
Boosted by Furbland's Very Family-Friendly Account™ @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
Replying to @xxv@mastodon.social
@xxv@mastodon.social Very cool. When I was a kid, my uncle painted all of the planets, the moon, and stars on the walls of my play room with glow in the dark paint (with a dark blue background) and my mom put a black light in the ceiling fixture.
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JMcD @McD1979@mastodon.social · Jul 27, 2026
JMcD
@McD1979@mastodon.social
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If you come home and find garbage everywhere, it was probably a raccoon that broke in. Definitely wasn’t me. I’ve been waiting by the door and crying since you left. #TextsFromDogs #HashtagGames
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JMcD @McD1979@mastodon.social · May 24, 2026
JMcD
@McD1979@mastodon.social
mastodon.social
Replying to @neutronstar@infosec.exchange
@neutronstar@infosec.exchange @lunya@sk.lunya.pet @ahihi@anticapitalist.party Rat Eat Oat Speedwagon
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JMcD @McD1979@mastodon.social · May 02, 2026
JMcD
@McD1979@mastodon.social
mastodon.social
Replying to @Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt
@Natasha_Jay Reminds me of the punk magician… “I’m fooling you and you don’t like it” https://youtu.be/9DaNa_b_UMQ?si=8MB9ALlpg9BHh5Pq
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JMcD @McD1979@mastodon.social · Mar 26, 2026
JMcD
@McD1979@mastodon.social
mastodon.social
Replying to @ergative@wandering.shop
@ergative @Klaxun Reminds me of the time I saw a hand-written sign on a telephone pole that said “We make signs. Call xxx-xxx-xxxx”. Um, what do you do?
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JMcD @McD1979@mastodon.social · Mar 24, 2026
JMcD
@McD1979@mastodon.social
mastodon.social

I don’t wanna get up, I’m a ToysRUs adult

#boredomslogansorads
#HashtagGames

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JMcD @McD1979@mastodon.social · Mar 24, 2026
JMcD
@McD1979@mastodon.social
mastodon.social

Al Gore here for OxyClean

#BoredomSlogansOrAds
#HashtagGames

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JMcD @McD1979@mastodon.social · Mar 24, 2026
JMcD
@McD1979@mastodon.social
mastodon.social

Frosted Flakes - Thhhhhheeeeeerrrrrreeeee okay, I guess

#BoredomSlogansOrAds
#HashtagGames

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JMcD @McD1979@mastodon.social · Mar 21, 2026
JMcD
@McD1979@mastodon.social
mastodon.social

Always one more
You’re never satisfied.
It’s never one for all with you
It’s only one for me

5150 - Van Halen

#hoardingsongsorpoems
#HashtagGames

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JMcD @McD1979@mastodon.social · Mar 21, 2026
JMcD
@McD1979@mastodon.social
mastodon.social

I Can’t Get No Satisfaction…but I buy, and I buy, and I buy, and I buy

#hoardingsongsorpoems
#HashtagGames

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JMcD @McD1979@mastodon.social · Mar 21, 2026
JMcD
@McD1979@mastodon.social
mastodon.social

Goodfeathas

#PoultryMoviesOrPlays
#HashtagGames

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JMcD @McD1979@mastodon.social · Mar 20, 2026
JMcD
@McD1979@mastodon.social
mastodon.social

12 Angry Hen
Hen Hurr

#PoultryMoviesOrPlays
#HashtagGames

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JMcD @McD1979@mastodon.social · Mar 17, 2026
JMcD
@McD1979@mastodon.social
mastodon.social

Who Broccoli now?

https://youtu.be/SECVGN4Bsgg?si=7BscyUW7iRwPgFC4

#HairStyleASongOrPoem
#HashtagGames

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JMcD @McD1979@mastodon.social · Mar 17, 2026
JMcD
@McD1979@mastodon.social
mastodon.social

Give Me Back My Mullet - Lynyrd Skynyrd

#HairStyleASongOrPoem
#HashtagGames

mastodon.social

Mastodon

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JMcD @McD1979@mastodon.social · Feb 24, 2026
JMcD
@McD1979@mastodon.social
mastodon.social

Jesse Pinkman - Patron Saint of Private Domiciles

@serfdeweb@mastodon.world
#HashtagGames
#SaintAMovieCharacter

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JMcD @McD1979@mastodon.social · Feb 22, 2026
JMcD
@McD1979@mastodon.social
mastodon.social

The Very Sociable Caterpillar

#booksforextroverts
#HashtagGames

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JMcD @McD1979@mastodon.social · Feb 19, 2026
JMcD
@McD1979@mastodon.social
mastodon.social

Doritos Day

@serfdeweb@mastodon.world
#HashtagGames
#CelebrityJunkFood

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JMcD @McD1979@mastodon.social · Feb 19, 2026
JMcD
@McD1979@mastodon.social
mastodon.social

Little Debbie Gibson

#CelebrityJunkFood
#HashtagGames

mastodon.social

Mastodon

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JMcD @McD1979@mastodon.social · Feb 19, 2026
JMcD
@McD1979@mastodon.social
mastodon.social

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Shrimp

#SeaFoodAMovieOrPlay
#HashtagGames

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JMcD @McD1979@mastodon.social · Nov 10, 2025
JMcD
@McD1979@mastodon.social
mastodon.social
Replying to @neilsardesai@mastodon.social
@neilsardesai@mastodon.social Old folder should come with an old random meme inside, like that dancing baby gif or the “O Rly?” owl.
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JMcD @McD1979@mastodon.social · Nov 04, 2025
JMcD
@McD1979@mastodon.social
mastodon.social
Replying to @cmconseils__dup_986@mastodon.social
@cmconseils@mastodon.social I think it would be fair to have some compensation to account for commuting, but an individual also has some choice in where they work and live. Such a system would incentivize people to move farther away from their employer and lead to more greenhouse gas emissions.
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JMcD @McD1979@mastodon.social · Aug 02, 2025
JMcD
@McD1979@mastodon.social
mastodon.social
Replying to @kenshirriff@oldbytes.space
@kenshirriff Why do we not have FM radio on smartphones? I know most FM stations have streaming services, but sometimes you can’t get cell service or you don’t want a delay (when listening to sports or listening to music accompanying a live event).
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JMcD @McD1979@mastodon.social · Jul 23, 2024
JMcD
@McD1979@mastodon.social
mastodon.social
Replying to @HiromiGoto@mastodon.social
@HiromiGoto@mastodon.social The other day I was taking a walk and heard some blue jays making a commotion. Normally I would have ignored their yelling, but there seemed to be great distress in their call. I walked over and looked up into the tree to see a barn owl. Unfortunately, it flew off before I could get a picture.
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