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The Mïghty Kräcken

@Klaxun@mastodon.social
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I can make a whistle out of a piece of grass.

https://linktr.ee/YearsForMonths?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=e7c44837-ace2-4f64-a478-5a1330e02da0

2656 Followers
5348 Following
31 Posts
Joined November 11, 2017

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Klaxun
The Mïghty Kräcken @Klaxun@mastodon.social · Jul 30, 2026
The Mïghty Kräcken
@Klaxun@mastodon.social

I can make a whistle out of a piece of grass. https://linktr.ee/YearsForMonths?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=e7c44837-ace2-4f64-a478-5a1330e02da0

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Traffic getting a little crazy? Report police in the area on Google Maps.
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Klaxun
The Mïghty Kräcken @Klaxun@mastodon.social · Jul 27, 2026
The Mïghty Kräcken
@Klaxun@mastodon.social

I can make a whistle out of a piece of grass. https://linktr.ee/YearsForMonths?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=e7c44837-ace2-4f64-a478-5a1330e02da0

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Sick of remakes? They've been remaking the Odyssee for thousands of years.

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Klaxun
The Mïghty Kräcken @Klaxun@mastodon.social · Jul 19, 2026
The Mïghty Kräcken
@Klaxun@mastodon.social

I can make a whistle out of a piece of grass. https://linktr.ee/YearsForMonths?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=e7c44837-ace2-4f64-a478-5a1330e02da0

mastodon.social
Replying to @hereticerik@hachyderm.io
@hereticerik@hachyderm.io The Final Boss for Neal the Seal https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gG5Rid3Vv1w
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Klaxun
The Mïghty Kräcken @Klaxun@mastodon.social · Jul 18, 2026
The Mïghty Kräcken
@Klaxun@mastodon.social

I can make a whistle out of a piece of grass. https://linktr.ee/YearsForMonths?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=e7c44837-ace2-4f64-a478-5a1330e02da0

mastodon.social

Thank you for teaching us to say sorry, Canada! We need that skill now more than ever. (Sorry)

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Klaxun
The Mïghty Kräcken @Klaxun@mastodon.social · Jul 17, 2026
The Mïghty Kräcken
@Klaxun@mastodon.social

I can make a whistle out of a piece of grass. https://linktr.ee/YearsForMonths?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=e7c44837-ace2-4f64-a478-5a1330e02da0

mastodon.social

The diarrhea outbreak was linked to Taco Bell, because of course it was

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/07/16/well/cyclospora-taylor-farms-lettuce-taco-bell.html?unlocked_article_code=1.yVA.q9V7.obvjxxIHtdna&smid=url-share

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Klaxun
The Mïghty Kräcken @Klaxun@mastodon.social · Jul 14, 2026
The Mïghty Kräcken
@Klaxun@mastodon.social

I can make a whistle out of a piece of grass. https://linktr.ee/YearsForMonths?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=e7c44837-ace2-4f64-a478-5a1330e02da0

mastodon.social

They say you have to crack some eggs to make an omelet, but this cracks all the eggs, then kills the chickens, while sending taunting ai generated memes to the chicken farmer.

And a billionaire eats all the omelets

https://katu.com/news/local/massive-51b-data-center-proposed-for-salem-draws-praise-and-pushback-oregon-environment-local-money-water-energy-local-portland-hillsboro-companies-business-jobs

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Klaxun
The Mïghty Kräcken @Klaxun@mastodon.social · Jul 14, 2026
The Mïghty Kräcken
@Klaxun@mastodon.social

I can make a whistle out of a piece of grass. https://linktr.ee/YearsForMonths?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=e7c44837-ace2-4f64-a478-5a1330e02da0

mastodon.social

@ada@beige.party sounds amazing. I'll begin the search!

beige.party

ada (@ada@beige.party) - beige.party

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Klaxun
The Mïghty Kräcken @Klaxun@mastodon.social · Jul 14, 2026
The Mïghty Kräcken
@Klaxun@mastodon.social

I can make a whistle out of a piece of grass. https://linktr.ee/YearsForMonths?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=e7c44837-ace2-4f64-a478-5a1330e02da0

mastodon.social

@ada@beige.party I really like them, but they are rare in these parts.

beige.party

ada (@ada@beige.party) - beige.party

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Klaxun
The Mïghty Kräcken @Klaxun@mastodon.social · Jul 12, 2026
The Mïghty Kräcken
@Klaxun@mastodon.social

I can make a whistle out of a piece of grass. https://linktr.ee/YearsForMonths?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=e7c44837-ace2-4f64-a478-5a1330e02da0

mastodon.social
Replying to @earsmeardius@mastodon.social
@earsmeardius@mastodon.social I know they have swamps ...
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Klaxun
The Mïghty Kräcken @Klaxun@mastodon.social · Jul 12, 2026
The Mïghty Kräcken
@Klaxun@mastodon.social

I can make a whistle out of a piece of grass. https://linktr.ee/YearsForMonths?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=e7c44837-ace2-4f64-a478-5a1330e02da0

mastodon.social
Replying to @spiegelmama@infosec.exchange
@spiegelmama@infosec.exchange not too soon, welcome back to the conversation 🤣
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Klaxun
The Mïghty Kräcken @Klaxun@mastodon.social · Jul 12, 2026
The Mïghty Kräcken
@Klaxun@mastodon.social

I can make a whistle out of a piece of grass. https://linktr.ee/YearsForMonths?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=e7c44837-ace2-4f64-a478-5a1330e02da0

mastodon.social
How will South Carolina find another one like Lyndsey Graham?
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Klaxun
The Mïghty Kräcken @Klaxun@mastodon.social · Apr 10, 2026
The Mïghty Kräcken
@Klaxun@mastodon.social

I can make a whistle out of a piece of grass. https://linktr.ee/YearsForMonths?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=e7c44837-ace2-4f64-a478-5a1330e02da0

mastodon.social

Remember how great college radio stations used to be?
Here's one now!
https://wfuv.org/options

wfuv.org

Listening Options | WFUV

Listen Live DESKTOP: Play the WFUV On-Air broadcast stream from the player at the top of the page. Click on the 3 dots if you're looking for the FUV Music stream (more music on weekends) or a Fordham

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Klaxun
The Mïghty Kräcken @Klaxun@mastodon.social · Apr 10, 2026
The Mïghty Kräcken
@Klaxun@mastodon.social

I can make a whistle out of a piece of grass. https://linktr.ee/YearsForMonths?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=e7c44837-ace2-4f64-a478-5a1330e02da0

mastodon.social

We stopped using lithography to make books and now we use it to make computer chips.

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Klaxun
The Mïghty Kräcken @Klaxun@mastodon.social · Apr 06, 2026
The Mïghty Kräcken
@Klaxun@mastodon.social

I can make a whistle out of a piece of grass. https://linktr.ee/YearsForMonths?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=e7c44837-ace2-4f64-a478-5a1330e02da0

mastodon.social

When it comes down to it, art is a conversation, and who wants to talk to a computer?

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Klaxun
The Mïghty Kräcken @Klaxun@mastodon.social · Apr 06, 2026
The Mïghty Kräcken
@Klaxun@mastodon.social

I can make a whistle out of a piece of grass. https://linktr.ee/YearsForMonths?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=e7c44837-ace2-4f64-a478-5a1330e02da0

mastodon.social
Replying to @ketmorco@fosstodon.org
@ketmorco@fosstodon.org alternatively, "Upvote", "Downvote", "Downvote Straight to Hell".
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Klaxun
The Mïghty Kräcken @Klaxun@mastodon.social · Apr 06, 2026
The Mïghty Kräcken
@Klaxun@mastodon.social

I can make a whistle out of a piece of grass. https://linktr.ee/YearsForMonths?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=e7c44837-ace2-4f64-a478-5a1330e02da0

mastodon.social

I wish streaming services had a button to torpedo listings that I will never never never in a million years want to watch.

Hulu is wasting my time and theirs by repeatedly showing me "Faithful Women of the Bible". I would rather cut off my own leg with a dull pocket knife than sit through that.

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Klaxun
The Mïghty Kräcken @Klaxun@mastodon.social · Mar 27, 2026
The Mïghty Kräcken
@Klaxun@mastodon.social

I can make a whistle out of a piece of grass. https://linktr.ee/YearsForMonths?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=e7c44837-ace2-4f64-a478-5a1330e02da0

mastodon.social

Everything Is Great! By Carsie Blanton & The Burning Hell
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JhZkPRtc4Go&si=P3lXexH46_Q7AJHR

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Klaxun
The Mïghty Kräcken @Klaxun@mastodon.social · Mar 26, 2026
The Mïghty Kräcken
@Klaxun@mastodon.social

I can make a whistle out of a piece of grass. https://linktr.ee/YearsForMonths?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=e7c44837-ace2-4f64-a478-5a1330e02da0

mastodon.social

I can think of no better way to make me go cash free. I'm going to get my venmo working post-haste.

Treasury plans to put Trump's signature on US bills in first for sitting president, AP source says | AP News
https://apnews.com/article/trump-currency-signiture-treasury-first-d919877e39f907eba1172a07920ea80e

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Klaxun
The Mïghty Kräcken @Klaxun@mastodon.social · Mar 26, 2026
The Mïghty Kräcken
@Klaxun@mastodon.social

I can make a whistle out of a piece of grass. https://linktr.ee/YearsForMonths?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=e7c44837-ace2-4f64-a478-5a1330e02da0

mastodon.social

Salem attorney slapped with record fine after citing case law hallucinated by AI - Salem Reporter https://www.salemreporter.com/2026/03/25/salem-attorney-slapped-with-record-fine-after-citing-case-law-hallucinated-by-ai/

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Klaxun
The Mïghty Kräcken @Klaxun@mastodon.social · Mar 26, 2026
The Mïghty Kräcken
@Klaxun@mastodon.social

I can make a whistle out of a piece of grass. https://linktr.ee/YearsForMonths?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=e7c44837-ace2-4f64-a478-5a1330e02da0

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Klaxun
The Mïghty Kräcken @Klaxun@mastodon.social · Mar 21, 2026
The Mïghty Kräcken
@Klaxun@mastodon.social

I can make a whistle out of a piece of grass. https://linktr.ee/YearsForMonths?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=e7c44837-ace2-4f64-a478-5a1330e02da0

mastodon.social

Show me on the doll where Ayahuasca made you touch God

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Klaxun
The Mïghty Kräcken @Klaxun@mastodon.social · Mar 10, 2026
The Mïghty Kräcken
@Klaxun@mastodon.social

I can make a whistle out of a piece of grass. https://linktr.ee/YearsForMonths?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=e7c44837-ace2-4f64-a478-5a1330e02da0

mastodon.social
Replying to @piecritic@hachyderm.io
@piecritic I would like more information, please. What is your timeline?
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Klaxun
The Mïghty Kräcken @Klaxun@mastodon.social · Jan 17, 2026
The Mïghty Kräcken
@Klaxun@mastodon.social

I can make a whistle out of a piece of grass. https://linktr.ee/YearsForMonths?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=e7c44837-ace2-4f64-a478-5a1330e02da0

mastodon.social
Replying to @cmconseils__dup_986@mastodon.social
@cmconseils@mastodon.social more importantly, the CDs are on the wrong side of the sun visor. If he actually uses it to block the Sun, it will melt the CDs.
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Klaxun
The Mïghty Kräcken @Klaxun@mastodon.social · Aug 15, 2025
The Mïghty Kräcken
@Klaxun@mastodon.social

I can make a whistle out of a piece of grass. https://linktr.ee/YearsForMonths?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=e7c44837-ace2-4f64-a478-5a1330e02da0

mastodon.social
Replying to @RickiTarr@beige.party
@RickiTarr@beige.party "Design My Passion Is"
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Klaxun
The Mïghty Kräcken @Klaxun@mastodon.social · Apr 13, 2024
The Mïghty Kräcken
@Klaxun@mastodon.social

I can make a whistle out of a piece of grass. https://linktr.ee/YearsForMonths?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=e7c44837-ace2-4f64-a478-5a1330e02da0

mastodon.social
Replying to @DanadasGrau@mastodon.social
@DanadasGrau@mastodon.social Wow! My first car was also a 76 Monte Carlo. Are we related?
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Klaxun
The Mïghty Kräcken @Klaxun@mastodon.social · Mar 08, 2024
The Mïghty Kräcken
@Klaxun@mastodon.social

I can make a whistle out of a piece of grass. https://linktr.ee/YearsForMonths?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=e7c44837-ace2-4f64-a478-5a1330e02da0

mastodon.social
Replying to @davep@infosec.exchange
@davep I thought all the Celine Dion humor had been mined years ago, and here you are striking the motherlode.
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Klaxun
The Mïghty Kräcken @Klaxun@mastodon.social · Jul 24, 2023
The Mïghty Kräcken
@Klaxun@mastodon.social

I can make a whistle out of a piece of grass. https://linktr.ee/YearsForMonths?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=e7c44837-ace2-4f64-a478-5a1330e02da0

mastodon.social
When everyone got cameras I figured we'd get confirmation of Bigfoot, aliens, or the Loch Ness Monster. Instead, we got pictures of cats, selfies, and proof that all cops are bastards.
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Klaxun
The Mïghty Kräcken @Klaxun@mastodon.social · May 11, 2023
The Mïghty Kräcken
@Klaxun@mastodon.social

I can make a whistle out of a piece of grass. https://linktr.ee/YearsForMonths?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=e7c44837-ace2-4f64-a478-5a1330e02da0

mastodon.social

It's possible that the only real qualification for most jobs is good conversation skills.

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Klaxun
The Mïghty Kräcken @Klaxun@mastodon.social · Apr 07, 2023
The Mïghty Kräcken
@Klaxun@mastodon.social

I can make a whistle out of a piece of grass. https://linktr.ee/YearsForMonths?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=e7c44837-ace2-4f64-a478-5a1330e02da0

mastodon.social
Replying to @rabcyr@mastodon.social
@rabcyr@mastodon.social @hootalex@mastodon.social @gannet@wandering.shop why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dumber than a roadrunner!
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Klaxun
The Mïghty Kräcken @Klaxun@mastodon.social · Nov 13, 2022
The Mïghty Kräcken
@Klaxun@mastodon.social

I can make a whistle out of a piece of grass. https://linktr.ee/YearsForMonths?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=e7c44837-ace2-4f64-a478-5a1330e02da0

mastodon.social
Replying to @aral@mastodon.ar.al
@aral@mastodon.ar.al @Sheril@mastodon.social this is a pretty mind-blowing perspective if you measure time in human life spans.
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Klaxun
The Mïghty Kräcken @Klaxun@mastodon.social · Nov 11, 2022
The Mïghty Kräcken
@Klaxun@mastodon.social

I can make a whistle out of a piece of grass. https://linktr.ee/YearsForMonths?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=e7c44837-ace2-4f64-a478-5a1330e02da0

mastodon.social
Replying to @atomicpoet@mastodon.social
@atomicpoet@mastodon.social so if you're not happy with all the new users from Twitter messing up Mastodon culture, start one instance for all of them to join, then block it.
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