#textsfromdogs

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Trendy Toots @trendytoots@mastodon.social · Jul 27, 2026
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Stevan @withaveeay@mastodon.scot · Jul 27, 2026
Help! I cleaned up the tasty string from the roast dinner you accidentally dropped, and now I've got an itchy bum. (True story - the yorkie had to have the string removed the same way as starting a lawnmower) #TextsFromDogs #HashtagGames
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muddle 🥣 @muddle@infosec.exchange · Jul 27, 2026
It's almost too dark to text in here. As for reading a book? Forget about it. #TextsFromDogs #HashtagGames
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Megan Marie Hart @meganmariehart@mastodon.social · Jul 27, 2026
Cat ate your homework #TextsFromDogs #HashTagGames
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Furbland's Very <relevant quip> Account™ @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social · Jul 27, 2026
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The Other Doug Jones 🇨🇦😎🖖 Elbows Up! @dhj1961@mstdn.ca · Jul 27, 2026
My human says I'm getting fixed. I didn't know I was broken! #TextsFromDogs #HashTagGames
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JMcD @McD1979@mastodon.social · Jul 27, 2026
If you come home and find garbage everywhere, it was probably a raccoon that broke in. Definitely wasn’t me. I’ve been waiting by the door and crying since you left. #TextsFromDogs #HashtagGames
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rainey 🌻 @raineyday@mstdn.games · Jul 27, 2026
There's a squirrel. He's gone now. There's a squirrel. He's gone now. There's a squirrel. He's gone now. There's a squirrel. He's gone now. There's a squirrel. He's gone now. There's a squirrel. He's gone now. #TextsFromDogs #HashTagGames
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The Other Doug Jones 🇨🇦😎🖖 Elbows Up! @dhj1961@mstdn.ca · Jul 27, 2026
Fifi's in heat! #TextsFromDogs #HashTagGames
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Patrick Loftus 🖖:us_d: @pwloftus@pwl.farted.net · Jul 27, 2026
Seriously?!? Where are you going? (3 seconds after closing the door) #TextsFromDogs #HashTagGames
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Paul Chambers🚧 @paul@oldfriends.live · Jul 27, 2026
Sniffed out your boyfriend. Gurl, he's cheating on you. #TextsFromDogs #HashTagGames
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Paul Chambers🚧 @paul@oldfriends.live · Jul 27, 2026
Oh gawd, your brother-in-law is coming over. I get fleas every time he does #TextsFromDogs #HashTagGames
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Paul Chambers🚧 @paul@oldfriends.live · Jul 27, 2026
Call the toddler warden, the kid just bit me. #TextsFromDogs #HashTagGames
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Paul Chambers🚧 @paul@oldfriends.live · Jul 27, 2026
I know it's not bacon... #TextsFromDogs #HashTagGames
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The Gaffer @thegaffer@hobbitwhispers.social · Jul 27, 2026
Hello, Shaggy. Scooby here. I've got bad news: We're trailing the monster in the polls, and elections are just around the corner. Could you spare just five Scooby snacks today? We need you to help us close the gap and help the meddling kids defeat the bad guys. If you miss this text, don't worry; I'll be sending you another one every three minutes until you respond or block me. #TextsFromDogs #HashTagGames
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The Gaffer @thegaffer@hobbitwhispers.social · Jul 27, 2026
We've been trying to contact you regarding your cat's extended warranty... #TextsFromDogs #HashTagGames
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2xfo @RnDanger@infosec.exchange · Jul 27, 2026
The cat's in the cradle #TextsFromDogs #HashtagGames
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