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JJ

@JJ@beige.party

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Born in Motown/Hockeytown/Dee-troit. Spartan. Now east coast US. Retired software engineer. Play guitar and bass; mostly rock, punk, alternative. Weather geek. He/him/his.
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Anti-fascist
I’m not an automatic follow-back. I have to keep my home feed at a manageable (readable) length.
Joined Mastodon Oct 2022

#BlackLivesMatter #ReproductiveRights #Spartans #SpartanStrong #RedWings #LGRW #RepDetroit #DetroitTigers #OnePride #mapoli #LexingtonMA #Massachusetts #Boston
#noindex #nobots

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Joined June 27, 2025

Weather toots:

https://toot.community/@LexMAWeather

Weather web site:

https://lexmaweather.info

#DogsOfMastodon:

https://mastodon.sdf.org/@CassieK2020

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JJ @JJ@beige.party · Jul 31, 2026

Replying to @mo@icelandphotos.co.uk

@mo@icelandphotos.co.uk @catsalad@infosec.exchange Yes that’s definitely more than your average blep. Definite raspberry!

JJ @JJ@beige.party · Jul 06, 2026

Totally misunderstanding the assignment, Belgium files their appeal of the US red card suspension without a suitcase full of cash, thus ending with a quick “nah” from #FIFA. #WorldCup

JJ @JJ@beige.party · May 10, 2026

Replying to @adhdeanasl@beige.party

@adhdeanasl@beige.party Why do I suspect that this Totally Not A Cult Blood Circle zoom call could have been a Totally Not A Cult Blood Circle email?

JJ @JJ@beige.party · May 08, 2026

Replying to @Wallflower@beige.party

@Wallflower@beige.party Would boop and give scritches and accept kisses. 13/10

JJ @JJ@beige.party · May 06, 2026

Replying to @TerryHancock@realsocial.life

@TerryHancock@realsocial.life @taraprice@zirk.us Boomer (tail end) here also dislikes phone calls.

JJ @JJ@beige.party · May 02, 2026

Replying to @LJ@zirk.us

@LJ Thanks for the reminder to find my spray!

JJ @JJ@beige.party · May 02, 2026

Replying to @JJ@beige.party

@janerationx@mas.to Hmmm. Noticing it doesn’t specify “mobile” but I’m assuming that is what it means given there are no land line options. Guessing the image was made by someone much younger than me 🙃

JJ @JJ@beige.party · May 02, 2026

Replying to @janerationx@mas.to

@janerationx@mas.to 5

JJ @JJ@beige.party · Apr 29, 2026

Replying to @JJ@beige.party

@adhdeanasl (After eating leftovers from yesterday’s chili…)

JJ @JJ@beige.party · Apr 29, 2026

Replying to @adhdeanasl@beige.party

@adhdeanasl It takes me about three days of intestinal unpleasantness to think “wonder if this has anything to do with what I’m eating?”

JJ @JJ@beige.party · Apr 29, 2026

Replying to @Nickiquote@mstdn.social

@Nickiquote@mstdn.social @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party Well hung was my first thought.

JJ @JJ@beige.party · Apr 24, 2026

Replying to @Catfish_Man@mastodon.social

@Catfish_Man Boosted. Hope you find someone to give Melody a great home. I’m also an owner of a rescue pit mix. She’s also a sweetie.

JJ @JJ@beige.party · Apr 19, 2026

Replying to @saltywizard@beige.party

@saltywizard @maxleibman I was never huge on video games (old enough to remember the original pong) but q-bert was a fav.

JJ @JJ@beige.party · Apr 19, 2026

Replying to @Alice@beige.party

@Alice @KevBot You didn’t try the color facial or the perm waxing? 😆

JJ @JJ@beige.party · Apr 17, 2026

Replying to @aarparca@beige.party

@aarparca@beige.party If you want to make things really weird, “I am your father”.

JJ @JJ@beige.party · Apr 16, 2026

Replying to @adhdeanasl@beige.party

@adhdeanasl@beige.party Thank you for standing up for that student.

JJ @JJ@beige.party · Apr 16, 2026

Replying to @maxleibman@beige.party

@maxleibman Right? Right!

JJ @JJ@beige.party · Apr 15, 2026

Replying to @Alice@beige.party

@Alice Perfectly done. No need for reexamination.

JJ @JJ@beige.party · Apr 08, 2026

Replying to @maxleibman@beige.party

@maxleibman When I scanned this the first time my brain said “this table of numbers is already couscous” and I kind of like that.

JJ @JJ@beige.party · Apr 05, 2026

Replying to @BostonRob@mastodon.social

@BostonRob@mastodon.social What a sharp looking guy. Could be a cousin of my Cassie. #DogsOfMastodon

JJ @JJ@beige.party · Mar 30, 2026

Replying to @patrickworld@mastodon.online

@patrickworld@mastodon.online CONGRATULATIONS! Um, how’s your French?

JJ @JJ@beige.party · Mar 24, 2026

Replying to @alice@lgbtqia.space

@alice@lgbtqia.space I just totally don’t understand anyone posting their young kids pictures online. Never did it. Now even with them grown I’d ask them first. Totally different mindset for some people I guess.

JJ @JJ@beige.party · Mar 23, 2026

Replying to @JJ@beige.party

IOWA!! #BigTen #MarchMadness

JJ @JJ@beige.party · Mar 23, 2026

Wow. Kansas and Virginia out, now #1 Florida is in trouble? Go Hawkeyes!
#MarchMadness

JJ @JJ@beige.party · Mar 23, 2026

Replying to @molly0xfff@hachyderm.io

@molly0xfff How do I get some??? Yum.

JJ @JJ@beige.party · Mar 15, 2026

Replying to @SmudgeTheInsultCat__dup_3228@mas.to

@SmudgeTheInsultCat Do I sense a pattern??

JJ @JJ@beige.party · Dec 14, 2025

Replying to @futzle@old.mermaid.town

@futzle@old.mermaid.town Wow. How does the Fedi know this about me????

JJ @JJ@beige.party · Nov 05, 2025

Replying to @MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social

@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social This wins the Internet today. Everyone log off!!

JJ @JJ@beige.party · Aug 25, 2025

Replying to @LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt

@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt I think it was during a presidential convention that I saw protesters on tv with signs about gay rights. I asked my dad what that was about and he said “they just want to be happy”. Good enough for an eight year old.

JJ @JJ@beige.party · Aug 13, 2025

Replying to @aboutsignal@mastodon.social

@aboutsignal@mastodon.social @WrenArcher@beige.party How long until Zuck "fixes" this?

JJ

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